Stunning On Empty I am a 44-year-old man, in between jobs. For once, I want the best-looking woman, because all my life, women I've been involved with have been just so-so. Unfortunately, I have a hard time speaking when I'm around beautiful women. I'm so desperate -- I know there's some secret to meeting and picking up wild, gorgeous beauties who enjoy sex and romance, and I'm hoping you'll tell me what it is. By the way, if women respond to this message, you have my permission to give them my address and phone number. Please help me get a babe.
--Hungry Heart
LET ME GET THIS straight: "Unemployed mute seeks nymphomaniac centerfold. (Only the independently wealthy need apply.)"
Excuse me while I brace myself for the flood of email from international supermodels begging me to set up a series of catfights to decide which one will get to buy you dinner for the rest of your life.
If only you were willing to settle for a girl with inner beauty. There might actually be a few out there who'd let you wash their windows in exchange for a hot meal or two, maybe more. Then again, maybe just the right job is the key to attaining your dream -- getting some gorgeous meow-kitty centerfold to pay attention to you, and maybe even whisper sweet nothings in your ear -- stuff like, "Filler up, cutie-pie."
WOW! amazing a man with no job and limited social skills...what a catch (we should all take note that no where in his letter did he mention how he looks-what a surprise). I know how he can get a beautiful woman to have at his beck and call..."pay for it", but of course that would entail having a job.
DEE at June 16, 2008 9:25 AM
The proper advice would have been that he should lie about his job and income. He should put on a nice suit and tie if he can find one, and hang out at bars where gold diggers go.
He doesn't need money, he just needs to make women think he has it, and once he's been in their pants, BAM, move on to the next victim.
Hungry Heart made the mistake of asking an old bag for advice. Hungry Heart should have asked men who are getting laid instead.
Mike at September 23, 2009 3:52 AM
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