Archives
- 2022.03.28: Barking Bad
- 2022.02.24: Bed Over Heels?
- 2022.02.17: Easy Rewriter
- 2022.02.17: The Incredible Sulk
- 2022.02.10: Bark Ranger
- 2022.02.03: Leaping Sickness
- 2022.02.03: Junk Male
- 2022.01.27: Fossil Fool?
- 2022.01.20: Con Juan
- 2022.01.20: Uneven Steven
- 2022.01.13: On Crowd Nine
- 2022.01.06: Bare Tracks
- 2022.01.06: Mute Point
- 2021.12.30: Venus Envy
- 2021.12.23: Foresee Sick
- 2021.12.23: Bed Over Backward
- 2021.12.16: Sorry, Wrong Num-Num
- 2021.12.09: Bedder Later
- 2021.12.09: Ghosting Story
- 2021.12.02: The Fastidious And The Furious
- 2021.11.25: Plan Bae
- 2021.11.18: The Camera Sutra
- 2021.11.11: Disappear Pressure
- 2021.11.11: Tales From The Decrypted
- 2021.11.04: Wii Are Not Amused
- 2021.10.28: Shifty-Fifty
- 2021.10.28: On Cloudy Nine
- 2021.10.21: Liar Drill
- 2021.10.14: Brawl Straps
- 2021.10.14: Quarantine Wolf
- 2021.10.07: Hollow Sheldon
- 2021.09.30: Bond Scare
- 2021.09.30: Haste Crime
- 2021.09.23: Thin Line Between Love And Bait
- 2021.09.15: When Hair Gel Met Sally
- 2021.09.15: Brothel, Where Art Thou
- 2021.09.11: They Blow Up So Fast
- 2021.09.04: Platonic Bomb
- 2021.09.04: Hex And The City
- 2021.08.27: Leave Actually
- 2021.08.10: Hate-Loss Diet
- 2021.08.10: Glued-In Allergy
- 2021.08.07: No Manchild Left Behind
- 2021.07.29: Fraud Prince
- 2021.07.29: Six Degrees Of Penetration
- 2021.07.25: Jerk du Soleil
- 2021.07.17: Loot Actually
- 2021.07.17: Weekend At Bernie Madoff's
- 2021.06.29: Dear In Headlights
- 2021.06.29: Life In The Fastened Lane
- 2021.06.29: Wait Problem
- 2021.06.15: Needle In A Bae Stack
- 2021.06.13: Buddy Heat
- 2021.06.13: Last Manchild Standing
- 2021.06.01: Flush To Judgment
- 2021.05.25: Gawking Tall
- 2021.05.25: Meet Joe Blank Screen
- 2021.05.23: Stalk Of Shame
- 2021.05.23: The Blurt Locker
- 2021.05.23: Spite Girl
- 2021.05.09: Smear Pressure
- 2021.05.09: Ancestry Dot Bomb
- 2021.04.30: Morose-Colored Glasses
- 2021.04.30: Bad Harem Day
- 2021.04.30: Old Is The New Black
- 2021.04.30: Job Corpse
- 2021.04.30: Stainless Steal
- 2021.04.10: Stare Way To Heaven
- 2021.04.03: Blarenaked Ladies
- 2021.04.03: Dad Man Walking
- 2021.03.27: Ancestry Dot Con
- 2021.03.20: Laddy Issues
- 2021.03.20: Tender Mercenaries
- 2021.03.13: Emily Postal
- 2021.03.09: Couching Tiger
- 2021.03.09: Cujo's Diner
- 2021.02.23: Meet Joe Slack
- 2021.02.10: Drop Dud, Gorgeous
- 2021.02.10: Fate Club
- 2021.02.06: Adoptee Strainer
- 2021.01.29: Flee Bites
- 2021.01.29: All Night Yawn
- 2021.01.24: Knight Vision
- 2021.01.16: Son Of Clam
- 2021.01.05: Apt. 201B Or Not To Be
- 2020.12.29: Grand Theft Autocrat
- 2020.12.22: Fickle-Down Economics
- 2020.12.15: At Debt's Door
- 2020.12.15: Heavy Mental
- 2020.12.06: Coddle Herder
- 2020.11.27: What An Earl Wants
- 2020.11.27: Ex To Grind
- 2020.11.20: Go With The Whoa
- 2020.11.11: Meet Joe Backup
- 2020.11.08: Joan Of Arctic
- 2020.10.28: Kick The Hobbit
- 2020.10.21: Real Houseknives
- 2020.10.14: Womb With A View
- 2020.10.08: Catty Litter
- 2020.10.03: The Devil Eats Purina
- 2020.09.23: MC Yammer
- 2020.09.20: Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hide
- 2020.09.11: Blurt Force Trauma
- 2020.09.11: Bleachable Moments
- 2020.09.04: Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bae
- 2020.08.30: Wail Watching
- 2020.08.30: See Monster
- 2020.08.19: Doom Raider
- 2020.08.19: Undercover Smother
- 2020.08.12: Flesh And Bleh
- 2020.08.12: It's Not You. It's Meh.
- 2020.08.12: Merry Goo Round
- 2020.08.12: Ember Alert
- 2020.07.27: Endless LOL
- 2020.07.20: The Afterwife
- 2020.07.20: Smells Like Quarantine Spirit
- 2020.07.20: Trial By Fireworks
- 2020.07.06: The Son-In-Law Also Rises
- 2020.07.06: Haunting License
- 2020.07.04: Along Came Pawly
- 2020.06.26: When Harem Met Sally
- 2020.06.25: Comparison Chopping
- 2020.06.18: Clone Shark
- 2020.06.18: Gloom With A View
- 2020.06.09: Opener Sesame!
- 2020.06.02: 2B Or Not To Be
- 2020.06.02: Love In The Paycheck Republic
- 2020.05.29: Adultery Swim
- 2020.05.29: Best Of Reflux!
- 2020.05.22: Complain Crash
- 2020.05.22: Legally Bland
- 2020.05.12: Meet Joe Beige
- 2020.05.12: Dawn Of The Dad
- 2020.05.03: Callous In Wonderland
- 2020.05.03: Waking The Dad
- 2020.04.21: Not OK, Cupid
- 2020.04.17: Bored Walk Empire
- 2020.04.17: Wane's World
- 2020.04.07: Grisly Bare
- 2020.04.04: Flee Infestation
- 2020.04.04: Mop! In The Name Of Love
- 2020.03.28: Business Whirled
- 2020.03.17: The Sociopath Of Least Resistance
- 2020.03.17: Halving It All
- 2020.03.10: From Hear To Eternity
- 2020.03.10: Bald Eager
- 2020.03.04: "I Have A Gleam..."
- 2020.03.04: Spurner Phone
- 2020.02.25: Charmin School
- 2020.02.25: To The Better End
- 2020.02.18: Talons Show
- 2020.02.18: Loathe Actually
- 2020.02.11: The Nobel Savages
- 2020.02.04: Heart Of Barkness
- 2020.01.31: Ghoul, Interrupted
- 2020.01.31: Keepin' It Revealed
- 2020.01.22: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Camera
- 2020.01.22: Between A Lock And A Hard Place
- 2020.01.17: Baby Got Backup
- 2020.01.17: The Truth Fairy
- 2020.01.09: Spurning Curve
- 2019.12.31: Vicious Recycle
- 2019.12.31: Driving Miss Crazy
- 2019.12.24: Once Upon A Crime
- 2019.12.24: My Fare Lady
- 2019.12.19: A Labor Of Leave
- 2019.12.19: Fade To Bleh
- 2019.12.10: Ingrate Expectations
- 2019.12.06: The Rid Carpet
- 2019.12.06: Same Mold, Same Mold
- 2019.11.29: Captain Hookup
- 2019.11.29: Mail Bonding
- 2019.11.22: The Dumpster Fire Within
- 2019.11.12: Murk In Progress
- 2019.11.12: Everything Old Is Nude Again
- 2019.11.08: Friend Over Backward
- 2019.11.08: No Way To Retreat A Lady
- 2019.10.29: Are You Clonesome Tonight?
- 2019.10.22: I Second That Emoticon
- 2019.10.22: Pretender Mercies
- 2019.10.18: Nurse Case Scenario
- 2019.10.08: Charlie Brawn
- 2019.10.08: Not A Good Lurk
- 2019.10.08: Indifferent Strokes
- 2019.10.08: Rehash Marks
- 2019.09.24: Assertiveness Draining
- 2019.09.24: Hunk Bonds
- 2019.09.20: The Feud Pyramid
- 2019.09.10: Lewd Awakening
- 2019.09.10: Having A Bawl
- 2019.09.03: Bilk And Honey
- 2019.08.27: Meme Girls
- 2019.08.27: Hint Julep
- 2019.08.20: The Filet Of The Land
- 2019.08.20: Truth Be Trolled
- 2019.08.13: The Incredible Sulk
- 2019.08.13: Mourning Wood
- 2019.08.08: Baptism By Liar
- 2019.08.08: Done Juan
- 2019.08.01: The Heart Is A Clonely Hunter
- 2019.08.01: Groundhug Day
- 2019.07.23: The Pathogen Of Least Resistance
- 2019.07.20: Sotally Tober
- 2019.07.20: A Body At Rust
- 2019.07.10: Sister Knives
- 2019.07.10: As Fade Would Have It
- 2019.07.04: Having It Tall
- 2019.07.04: Meek My Day
- 2019.06.26: Tales From The Lopside
- 2019.06.20: Pimp My Rite
- 2019.06.20: Tents Situation
- 2019.06.11: Twisted Sisterhood
- 2019.06.11: Coy Story
- 2019.06.04: Rags Against The Machine
- 2019.06.04: Eye Will Always Love You
- 2019.05.28: There's Something About Marriott
- 2019.05.21: Android Rage
- 2019.05.21: Taking Care Of Buzzness
- 2019.05.15: The Litter Mermaid
- 2019.05.11: Crone's Disease
- 2019.05.11: Worst-Chase Scenario
- 2019.04.30: Eye Anxiety
- 2019.04.30: Who'll Stop The Reign
- 2019.04.23: Between A Squawk And A Hard Place
- 2019.04.23: Fairy Bail Romance
- 2019.04.16: A Hard Yuk Story
- 2019.04.16: A Scar Is Born
- 2019.04.09: Youth Hostile
- 2019.04.02: No Girls Aloud
- 2019.04.02: What's Not To Lick
- 2019.03.26: Eat, Gray, Love
- 2019.03.26: The Bedder Business Bureau
- 2019.03.19: America's Next Top Remodel
- 2019.03.12: Care Bare
- 2019.03.12: Bad Stare Day
- 2019.03.05: Areola 51
- 2019.03.05: A Czar Is Born
- 2019.02.26: Cling Kong
- 2019.02.19: Gramping Her Style
- 2019.02.19: Debt Valley
- 2019.02.13: Foul Pay
- 2019.02.13: Keeping It Rio
- 2019.02.05: Fifty Shades Of Go Away
- 2019.02.05: Remorse Code
- 2019.01.29: Things That Go Bump In The Knight
- 2019.01.29: Girls Just Wanna Have Funding?
- 2019.01.22: The Hand That Rocks The Ladle
- 2019.01.22: From Adhere To Eternity
- 2019.01.15: For Whom The Sleigh Bells Toll
- 2019.01.15: Crushin' Roulette
- 2019.01.07: Teetotally Awesome
- 2019.01.07: Her Beta Half
- 2019.01.01: Woe Is Meow
- 2019.01.01: Bong Water Under The Bridge?
- 2018.12.26: Best Man For The Sob
- 2018.12.26: Denial Of Cervix
- 2018.12.18: Apartnering Up
- 2018.12.11: Business Meating
- 2018.12.11: Droop-Dead Gorgeous
- 2018.12.04: Here We Glow Again
- 2018.11.27: Jenny From The Flock
- 2018.11.27: Girl Loves Oy
- 2018.11.20: Pouter Keg
- 2018.11.13: Hi, Anxiety!
- 2018.11.13: The Girl With The Draggin' Tattoo
- 2018.11.06: Fly In My Soup Kitchen
- 2018.11.06: Oliver Tryst
- 2018.10.29: Codger And Me
- 2018.10.29: Can't Bi Me Love
- 2018.10.23: Swarm Feelings
- 2018.10.23: Dead Wait
- 2018.10.16: Mock Love To Me
- 2018.10.16: Pitch-Slapped
- 2018.10.09: Having It Small
- 2018.10.02: Too Mush Information
- 2018.10.02: The Benefits Of Exorcise
- 2018.09.25: Smells Like Quarantine Spirit
- 2018.09.25: Love You Faux Ever
- 2018.09.18: Power Tulle
- 2018.09.11: Seize The Meh
- 2018.09.11: Give Pizza A Chance
- 2018.09.04: Buddha Heat
- 2018.09.04: In The Mood For Shrug
- 2018.08.28: Credible Fret
- 2018.08.28: Netflix And Kill
- 2018.08.21: Weed Better Get Some Febreze
- 2018.08.21: Angry Bards
- 2018.08.14: Fade Diet
- 2018.08.07: The Last Stare Fighter
- 2018.07.24: Prance Charming
- 2018.07.24: Fort Noxious
- 2018.07.17: Paint And Suffering
- 2018.07.17: When The Going Gets Tufted
- 2018.07.10: Ambivalence Actually
- 2018.07.10: Paradise Flossed
- 2018.07.03: The Arf Of Reading People
- 2018.07.03: Nightlight At The End Of The Tunnel
- 2018.06.26: The Shoo Maker
- 2018.06.26: Cloud None
- 2018.06.19: Waif Watchers
- 2018.06.19: You Had Me At Hell
- 2018.06.11: To The Bitter Friend
- 2018.06.11: Endship Ring
- 2018.06.06: Putting The Removes On Someone
- 2018.06.06: Hello. Is It Me You're Cooking For?
- 2018.05.29: Girl-On-Girl Inaction
- 2018.05.29: For Whom The Cell Tolls
- 2018.05.22: A Brief History Of Tame
- 2018.05.22: Darth Vaper
- 2018.05.15: Backbone To The Future
- 2018.05.08: Hipster Replacement
- 2018.05.08: The Customer Is Always Frightened
- 2018.05.01: Satin Worshipper
- 2018.05.01: Wall Of Me
- 2018.04.24: Flee-Bitten
- 2018.04.24: Shudder Speed
- 2018.04.17: Remaining Chased
- 2018.04.17: Pedal To The Settle
- 2018.04.10: Whim Chill Factor
- 2018.04.10: Full Meddle Jackie
- 2018.04.03: Waity Issues
- 2018.04.03: Crime Of Compassion
- 2018.03.27: Haunting Accident
- 2018.03.20: Dr. Strangerlove
- 2018.03.20: Champagne And Suffering
- 2018.03.13: Mixed Emojis
- 2018.03.13: Kinking Outside The Box
- 2018.03.06: Totally Flawsome
- 2018.02.28: Burden Of "Poof!"
- 2018.02.20: Guess Pains
- 2018.02.20: Mommy Dreariest
- 2018.02.13: Sleep Actually
- 2018.02.13: Head Over Heals
- 2018.02.06: Venus Envy
- 2018.01.30: Alice In Wanderland
- 2018.01.23: You Flooze, You Lose
- 2018.01.23: Good Mourning!
- 2018.01.16: Nose To The Groin Stone
- 2018.01.16: Simper Fi
- 2018.01.09: Destiny's Problem Child
- 2018.01.09: Charles (Darwin) In Charge
- 2018.01.02: A Good Man Is Hard To Fund
- 2018.01.02: Weed Better Break Up Now
- 2017.12.26: Wedding Duress
- 2017.12.26: How I Met Your Smother
- 2017.12.19: Reign Of Terrier
- 2017.12.19: Fur Wheelin'
- 2017.12.12: Romancing The Grindstone
- 2017.12.06: Pic Me!
- 2017.12.06: Who Will Stop The Wane?
- 2017.11.28: Wipe That Green Off Your Face
- 2017.11.28: Unprivate Ryan
- 2017.11.21: While You Were Sweeping
- 2017.11.14: Pay Pal
- 2017.11.14: Check, Mate!
- 2017.11.07: Sparks And Recreation
- 2017.11.07: Mood Poisoning
- 2017.10.31: James And The Giant Leech
- 2017.10.30: Server Error #1
- 2017.10.24: Loathe Story
- 2017.10.24: Pi In The Face
- 2017.10.17: The Gym Reaper
- 2017.10.17: Ladies Who Hunch
- 2017.10.10: The Sum Of His Beers
- 2017.10.03: Yawn Juan
- 2017.10.03: The Things We Do Fur Love
- 2017.09.26: Sofa's Choice
- 2017.09.26: Getting A Friend To Exorcise
- 2017.09.19: Knight Of The Living Dead
- 2017.09.19: Little Photoshop Of Halos
- 2017.09.12: Penis On The Half-Shell
- 2017.09.12: Wife In The Fast Lane
- 2017.09.05: To Have And To Mold
- 2017.09.05: Fame Fatale
- 2017.08.29: No More Mr. Knife Guy
- 2017.08.29: Pippi Bongstocking
- 2017.08.22: Lewd Skywalker
- 2017.08.22: Eau Gag Me
- 2017.08.15: The Truth About Stats And Dogs
- 2017.08.08: Plenty Of Dead Fish
- 2017.08.08: Man On The Flake
- 2017.08.01: Jack And Jilted
- 2017.07.31: The Great Wall Of Vagina
- 2017.07.25: Falling In Leave
- 2017.07.18: Speaking Ill Of The Dud
- 2017.07.18: Mute Emergency
- 2017.07.11: Silicone Valley
- 2017.07.11: My Fawny Valentine
- 2017.07.04: Sight For Thor Eyes
- 2017.07.04: Bleachable Moments
- 2017.06.27: Wedding His Appetite
- 2017.06.20: Tale Of Whoa
- 2017.06.20: Failure To Lunch
- 2017.06.13: Don Yawn
- 2017.06.13: Backup To The Future
- 2017.06.06: Swarm Fuzzies
- 2017.06.06: Crazy Belittle Thing Called Love
- 2017.05.30: Caveheart
- 2017.05.30: Rubbin Hood
- 2017.05.23: Jihad Me At Hello
- 2017.05.16: Greed Between The Lines
- 2017.05.16: Wussy Galore
- 2017.05.09: Insecurity Blanket
- 2017.05.09: Rebooty And The Beast
- 2017.05.02: Loot Conquers All
- 2017.05.02: Hello Hath No Fury
- 2017.04.25: A World Of Blurt
- 2017.04.18: Pleaser Burn
- 2017.04.18: "How Do I Love Three?"
- 2017.04.11: Born Jesterday
- 2017.04.11: Meet Joe Blacklist
- 2017.04.04: A Ruse Is A Ruse Is A Ruse
- 2017.04.04: Hyde And Seek
- 2017.03.28: Stare Trek
- 2017.03.28: Splendor In The Gracias
- 2017.03.21: You Deserve A Breakup Today
- 2017.03.14: Savings And Alone
- 2017.03.14: Man Overbored
- 2017.03.07: Get Off My Yawn!
- 2017.03.07: Wishful Sinking
- 2017.02.28: Flee Willy
- 2017.02.28: Gimme Sum Of Your Luvin'
- 2017.02.21: Is It Something I Wed?
- 2017.02.21: Expiration Dating
- 2017.02.14: Meme Streets
- 2017.02.14: Thinking From The Right Side Of The Crotch
- 2017.02.07: Wood I Lie To You?
- 2017.02.07: Flaccid Trip
- 2017.01.31: Sleeping Booty
- 2017.01.31: You Had Meh At Hello
- 2017.01.24: Rump For Joy
- 2017.01.17: Present Tense
- 2017.01.17: Poor Your Heart Out
- 2017.01.10: Do No Harem
- 2017.01.10: Censor And Sensibility
- 2017.01.03: Tulle Time
- 2017.01.03: In Thickness And In Health
- 2016.12.27: Knight Shift
- 2016.12.27: Make Vroom For Daddy
- 2016.12.20: Mothership Of Fools
- 2016.12.13: Tour Of Doody
- 2016.12.13: Burt And Urnie
- 2016.12.06: The Shrining
- 2016.12.06: The Eager Has Landed
- 2016.11.29: Eat Should And Die
- 2016.11.29: Invasion Of The Biography Snatchers
- 2016.11.22: Talk Dirt-Cheap To Me
- 2016.11.22: Leaf Him Alone!
- 2016.11.15: Wealth Care Crisis
- 2016.11.15: Plenty Of Fishing
- 2016.11.08: A Mile In Somebody Else's Choose
- 2016.11.08: When Push Comes To Love
- 2016.11.01: Thinking Outside The Boobs
- 2016.11.01: The Son Also Plagiarizes
- 2016.10.25: Loaf, Actually
- 2016.10.18: Casualties Of War Paint
- 2016.10.18: Buddy Surfing
- 2016.10.11: Aisle Always Love You
- 2016.10.11: Florist Gump
- 2016.10.04: Duck Face The Nation
- 2016.10.04: Dr. Filler
- 2016.09.27: Shaggedy Ann
- 2016.09.20: Casual Coroner
- 2016.09.20: The Truth About Catfish And Dogs
- 2016.09.13: Look On The Always-Right Side
- 2016.09.13: Height Crime
- 2016.09.06: Crazy Cad Lady
- 2016.09.06: Meet Joe Blackboard
- 2016.08.30: People Who Needle People
- 2016.08.30: Splendor In The Crash
- 2016.08.23: Stray It Forward
- 2016.08.23: Tender Bender
- 2016.08.16: Skinny Genes
- 2016.08.09: Fasten Your Deceit Belt
- 2016.08.09: Your Place Aura Mine?
- 2016.08.02: The Gift Of Blab
- 2016.08.02: Last Year's Shaggage
- 2016.07.26: Unzipping Your Genes
- 2016.07.19: Someday, Her Prince Will Run
- 2016.07.19: Wow Or Never
- 2016.07.12: Canine And A Half Weeks
- 2016.07.12: Ugly Batty
- 2016.07.05: You're The None For Me
- 2016.06.28: The Litter Prince
- 2016.06.28: Irreconcilable Indifferences
- 2016.06.21: Fresh Prince Of Bel-Stare
- 2016.06.21: For Whom The Belle Tolls
- 2016.06.14: The Bleh Lagoon
- 2016.06.14: Glue In The Dark
- 2016.06.07: All In A Day's Jerk
- 2016.06.07: Trading What's-His-Faces
- 2016.05.31: What You Seethe Is What You Get
- 2016.05.31: Free (Scared) Willy
- 2016.05.24: Are We Having Funding Yet?
- 2016.05.17: The Mummy's Cursor
- 2016.05.17: Hush To Judgment
- 2016.05.10: Slight Of Hand
- 2016.05.10: Amazing Graze
- 2016.05.03: We'll Always Have Parasite
- 2016.04.26: Papa's Got A Brand New Hag
- 2016.04.26: When The Gooing Gets Tough
- 2016.04.19: Hi, Money, I'm Home!
- 2016.04.19: Nice Boning Structure
- 2016.04.12: Having The Time Of Someone Else's Wife
- 2016.04.12: The Frenzy Zone
- 2016.04.05: See Ya Later, Calculator
- 2016.04.05: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Calm
- 2016.03.29: Shrug, Actually
- 2016.03.29: Really Old Men In The Hood
- 2016.03.22: Fifty Shades Of Wait
- 2016.03.22: The Silent Scram
- 2016.03.15: Inaction Figure
- 2016.03.08: Mr. Swipe Right
- 2016.03.08: Shirknado
- 2016.03.01: Mr. Throng
- 2016.03.01: Hug Hefner
- 2016.02.23: Ben Hurry
- 2016.02.23: Look Before You Keep
- 2016.02.16: Shove Hurts
- 2016.02.16: Atone Deaf
- 2016.02.09: Livid And Let Livid
- 2016.02.09: The Speaky Wheel
- 2016.02.02: When Harry Bent Sally Over The Hood Of The Car
- 2016.02.02: Dupe Dreams
- 2016.01.26: A Man Walks Into A Barnacle
- 2016.01.26: The Endear Hunter
- 2016.01.19: It's Always Darkest After The Spawn
- 2016.01.19: Living Repurposefully
- 2016.01.12: Going Scold Turkey
- 2016.01.12: Paradise Bossed
- 2016.01.05: Dust In The Lust
- 2016.01.05: Blareway To Heaven
- 2015.12.29: Sweeping Beauty
- 2015.12.29: Minnie Mouth
- 2015.12.22: The Gospel Of Lukewarm
- 2015.12.22: Lip Bomb
- 2015.12.15: Fawn Juan
- 2015.12.15: Stare Wars
- 2015.12.08: The Hurt And Confused Locker
- 2015.12.01: The Alone Ranger
- 2015.12.01: Waking Up Rusted
- 2015.11.24: High, I Think I Love You
- 2015.11.24: Toad Rage
- 2015.11.17: Photo-Bomb Scare
- 2015.11.17: As Duck Would Have It
- 2015.11.10: Hurl, Interrupted
- 2015.11.10: Grope Springs Eternal
- 2015.11.03: Wed Blanket
- 2015.11.03: A Brief History Of Slime
- 2015.10.27: Do I Look Infatuated In This?
- 2015.10.27: Growing Mold Together
- 2015.10.20: Nappily Ever After
- 2015.10.20: Grisly Bare
- 2015.10.13: Getting More Exorcise
- 2015.10.06: Wait Lifting
- 2015.10.06: Wuthering Fights
- 2015.09.29: You Luddite Up My Life
- 2015.09.29: Generation Text
- 2015.09.22: Gone Juan
- 2015.09.22: Err Of Mystery
- 2015.09.15: A Force To Be Reckoned Whiff
- 2015.09.15: Fifty Shades Of Nay
- 2015.09.08: Lord Of The Ringer
- 2015.09.08: Braggedy Andy
- 2015.09.01: Sleepless In Fallujah
- 2015.09.01: Hat Crime
- 2015.08.25: Mourning Breath
- 2015.08.25: Jerk du Soleil
- 2015.08.18: Requiem For A Scream
- 2015.08.18: Flee Market Capitalism
- 2015.08.11: Emotion Sickness
- 2015.08.04: Crowd Mary
- 2015.08.04: Grin Acres
- 2015.07.28: Beyond Thunderdomes
- 2015.07.28: Tinder Mercies
- 2015.07.21: Dork Matter
- 2015.07.21: Break Room With A View
- 2015.07.14: Owe, Baby, Baby
- 2015.07.07: Rise And Spine
- 2015.07.07: To Boldly No Where No No Has Gone Before
- 2015.06.30: The File High Club
- 2015.06.30: Feral Hugs
- 2015.06.23: The Shoo Must Go On
- 2015.06.23: Socks And The City
- 2015.06.16: Smells Like Bean Spirit
- 2015.06.16: Meet Joe Blank
- 2015.06.09: All The Single M'ladies
- 2015.06.09: Hitting Rocker Bottom
- 2015.06.02: Eat, Pray You'll Shut Up, Love
- 2015.06.02: Toad Rash
- 2015.05.26: Shake It Till You Make It
- 2015.05.19: Malice In Wonderland
- 2015.05.19: Two Brokeback Girls
- 2015.05.12: Flee Circus
- 2015.05.05: Wane Of Terror
- 2015.05.05: Baby Got Backpack
- 2015.04.28: Eyes That Light Up A Womb
- 2015.04.21: Sociopath Of Least Resistence
- 2015.04.21: Dear In The Headlights
- 2015.04.07: The Taming Of The Spew
- 2015.04.07: Wait Management
- 2015.03.31: Hope Fiend
- 2015.03.31: Boys Will Be Decoys
- 2015.03.24: The Wicked Witch Of The Westin
- 2015.03.24: Edgar Allan Repo
- 2015.03.17: Beak Experience
- 2015.03.17: Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde The Salami
- 2015.03.10: Stay-At-Home Martyr
- 2015.03.10: Between The Spreadsheets
- 2015.03.03: Rant's Tomb
- 2015.03.03: Merchant Of Vroom
- 2015.02.24: Playing With Mismatches
- 2015.02.24: Seismic Matters
- 2015.02.17: Urning Curve
- 2015.02.17: Demotion Sickness
- 2015.02.10: Leave Story
- 2015.02.10: Pal Rider
- 2015.02.03: You've Got Bail
- 2015.02.03: Man Of Squeal
- 2015.01.27: All Of Meh
- 2015.01.27: I Would Dye For You
- 2015.01.20: You Delete Me
- 2015.01.20: Leave Of Absinthe
- 2015.01.13: The Company You Keep Away
- 2015.01.13: Lawn And Order
- 2015.01.06: American Idle
- 2015.01.06: Jurassic Spark
- 2014.12.30: Belittle Richard
- 2014.12.30: Skirt Stake
- 2014.12.16: Moby Dickhead
- 2014.12.16: Getting Their Clause Into Him
- 2014.12.09: Scoot Force
- 2014.12.09: The Awful Poof
- 2014.12.02: Along Came Polygraph
- 2014.12.02: Shrieking Beauty
- 2014.11.25: Scold Rush
- 2014.11.25: Zero Dark Flirty
- 2014.11.18: The Agony Of Delete
- 2014.11.18: Louvre, Actually
- 2014.11.11: Knight Terrors
- 2014.11.11: You've Got Tail
- 2014.11.04: Will Onesies Never Cease?
- 2014.11.04: Take A Toad Off
- 2014.10.28: Fasten Your Bible Belt
- 2014.10.21: Heavy Meddle
- 2014.10.21: Curl, Interrupted
- 2014.10.14: To Leech According To Her Needs
- 2014.10.14: For Whom The Wind Chimes Toll
- 2014.10.07: Doody-Bound
- 2014.10.07: Leica Woman Scorned
- 2014.09.30: Whoa Is Me
- 2014.09.23: Beard-Death Experience
- 2014.09.23: Pouring Him A Scold One
- 2014.09.16: MP3's A Crowd
- 2014.09.16: A Vicious Recycle
- 2014.09.08: Under New Anger Management
- 2014.09.08: Hot To Tot
- 2014.09.02: I'm With Stupor
- 2014.08.27: Empty Shelly
- 2014.08.26: Grate Expectations
- 2014.08.19: Cheat Exhaustion
- 2014.08.19: Fling Theory
- 2014.08.12: Tales From The Cryptic
- 2014.08.12: Clairol And Present Danger
- 2014.08.05: Pierre Pressure
- 2014.08.05: You May Now Miss The Bride
- 2014.07.29: Is This Deceit Taken?
- 2014.07.29: Selfish Allergy
- 2014.07.22: Destitution Wedding
- 2014.07.22: Ed Driftwood
- 2014.07.15: Carbon Dating
- 2014.07.15: Hooked On A Felon
- 2014.07.08: Bridle Party
- 2014.07.08: June Wetting
- 2014.07.01: All Is Not Flossed
- 2014.07.01: Out Of Leftover Field
- 2014.06.24: Are We Having Fund Yet?
- 2014.06.24: Jerk Stoppage
- 2014.06.17: Que Syrah Syrah
- 2014.06.17: Junior High And Mighty
- 2014.06.10: The Scorn Identity
- 2014.06.10: May I Have This Glance?
- 2014.06.02: Bad Harem Day
- 2014.05.27: Sneer Pressure
- 2014.05.27: Along Came Polygraph
- 2014.05.20: All Doc And No Action
- 2014.05.20: Apartment 2B Or Not 2B
- 2014.05.13: Gone With The Windex
- 2014.05.13: Plenty Of Fishy
- 2014.05.06: Watching Paint Die
- 2014.05.06: Don Emoticon
- 2014.04.29: Six-Month Lay Away
- 2014.04.29: Taking Her Down A JPEG
- 2014.04.22: The Fastidious And The Furious
- 2014.04.22: Better Sherlock Holmes And Gardens
- 2014.04.15: Serf's Up!
- 2014.04.15: Sex Degrees Of Separation
- 2014.04.08: Save The Wails
- 2014.04.08: Snot To Trot
- 2014.04.01: Fool Disclosure
- 2014.04.01: Bambi Meets Waiterzilla
- 2014.03.25: When Harry Met Hairy
- 2014.03.25: Dial Another Day
- 2014.03.18: The Grating Outdoors
- 2014.03.18: Friskies Sour
- 2014.03.11: Pamper-Resistent
- 2014.03.04: A Good Time Was Jihad By All
- 2014.03.04: The Deadliest Kvetch
- 2014.02.25: Cower Rangers
- 2014.02.25: Callused In Wonderland
- 2014.02.18: Dinner And A Second Mortgage?
- 2014.02.18: Sigh Tunes
- 2014.02.11: Weirding Bells Are Ringing
- 2014.02.11: Pottery Will Get You Nowhere
- 2014.02.04: Eat, Pray, Barf
- 2014.02.04: A Ruse By Any Other Name
- 2014.01.28: Down On His Luxe
- 2014.01.28: The Flirt Locker
- 2014.01.21: Kin I See You Naked?
- 2014.01.21: Making Stall Talk
- 2014.01.14: The Rat Of The Litter
- 2014.01.14: Ex And The City
- 2014.01.07: Wimp Daddy
- 2014.01.07: Licking For Love
- 2014.01.01: Flesh Prince
- 2013.12.24: Some Like It Hot Mess
- 2013.12.24: Bad Gratitude
- 2013.12.17: Took The Wind Out Of Her Zales
- 2013.12.17: Paradise Lust
- 2013.12.10: Moody Call
- 2013.12.10: The Blurt Locker
- 2013.12.03: Happily Ever Asshole
- 2013.12.03: Mild Kingdom
- 2013.11.26: The Butt Stops Here
- 2013.11.19: Mouse Ado About Nothing
- 2013.11.19: Wait Problems
- 2013.11.12: Golden Pond Scum
- 2013.11.12: Soul Mite
- 2013.11.05: Tease For Two
- 2013.11.05: The Blocked Stallion
- 2013.10.29: Social Notworking
- 2013.10.29: Battle Of The Divulge
- 2013.10.22: Office Despot
- 2013.10.22: Wane Man
- 2013.10.15: Another Brick In The Wallow
- 2013.10.15: Sum Girls
- 2013.10.08: Going Code Turkey
- 2013.10.08: Taking Out The Trashing
- 2013.10.01: Till Dead End Do Us Part
- 2013.10.01: Everything Happens For A Raisin
- 2013.09.24: When Hurry Met Sally
- 2013.09.24: Wail Watching
- 2013.09.17: Barn Yesterday
- 2013.09.17: Worm Feelings
- 2013.09.10: Wuss It Good For Her?
- 2013.09.10: Prance Charming
- 2013.09.03: It's Scold In Here
- 2013.09.03: Don't Just Mall A Woman
- 2013.08.27: Too Mush Too Soon
- 2013.08.27: Hell No, Kitty
- 2013.08.20: Mystery Meet
- 2013.08.20: A Mitey Love
- 2013.08.13: The Jaws Of Ex-Wife
- 2013.08.13: Zero Thumb Game
- 2013.08.06: Cleanup In Aisle Home
- 2013.07.30: Not A Mourning Person
- 2013.07.30: When Bald Things Happen To Good People
- 2013.07.23: The Upgradest Love Of All
- 2013.07.16: Coitus Frustratus
- 2013.07.16: Whistle While You Weep!
- 2013.07.09: Beating Them About The Head With A Shtick
- 2013.07.09: The Carpal Tunnel Of Love
- 2013.07.02: Ennui Go!
- 2013.07.02: Getting Over The Frump
- 2013.06.25: Time Is On Her Slide
- 2013.06.25: Malcolm In The Mid-Life
- 2013.06.18: The Audacity Of Grope
- 2013.06.18: Is There An Eco In Here?
- 2013.06.11: Tail From The Crypt
- 2013.06.11: I Sing The Buddy Electric
- 2013.06.04: Smells Like Libertine Spirit
- 2013.06.04: Random Acts Of Silence
- 2013.05.28: In Sickness And In Stealth
- 2013.05.28: Belittle Miss Sunshine
- 2013.05.21: Fry, Fry Again
- 2013.05.21: To Halve And Halve Not
- 2013.05.14: Dark Clouds On The Verizon
- 2013.05.14: SWAT About A Friday Night?
- 2013.05.07: When You Wish Upon A Sleazebucket
- 2013.05.07: A Breath Of Fresh Stare
- 2013.04.30: Will You Flash Mob Me?
- 2013.04.23: Stammer Time
- 2013.04.23: Speed Mating
- 2013.04.16: The Math To True Love
- 2013.04.16: Overthinking Of You
- 2013.04.09: Ex-Rated Movie
- 2013.04.09: Jest Not That Into You
- 2013.04.02: Madame Ovary
- 2013.04.02: Bed, Bath, And Beyond Disappointing
- 2013.03.26: Gratitude Adjustment
- 2013.03.19: Hawaii Five-No
- 2013.03.19: Beta Path To Love
- 2013.03.12: Indignation Wants To Be Free
- 2013.03.12: Unhappy As A Clam
- 2013.03.05: When Horndog Met Sally
- 2013.03.05: The Gift That Keeps On Giving You The Creeps
- 2013.02.26: Vroom With A View
- 2013.02.26: Life In The Fastened-To-Her Lane
- 2013.02.19: Nobody To Codepend On
- 2013.02.19: Curb Feelings
- 2013.02.12: Talk Blurty To Me
- 2013.02.12: Her Suction Cup Runneth Over
- 2013.02.05: Not Just Another Pimply Face
- 2013.02.05: Deck The Halls, Not The Guests
- 2013.01.29: New Kid On The Bloc
- 2013.01.29: Casing Amy
- 2013.01.22: His Back To The Wallet
- 2013.01.22: Fifty Shades Of Gay
- 2013.01.15: Unlucky In Shove
- 2013.01.15: Background Checks And Balances
- 2013.01.08: The Son Almost Never Rises
- 2013.01.08: Foreplaying Hard To Get
- 2012.12.31: The Happiest Place On Girth
- 2012.12.28: Jenny From The Blocked
- 2012.12.28: Spawn Juan
- 2012.12.18: The Sorrow And The Pretty
- 2012.12.18: Breaking The Unsound Barrier
- 2012.12.11: The Way Of The Nailgun
- 2012.12.11: Mao Tse-Tongue
- 2012.12.04: The Call Of Doodie
- 2012.12.04: Silent Knight
- 2012.11.27: Four Wettings And A Funeral
- 2012.11.20: I Got Spew, Babe
- 2012.11.20: Schlong Story Short
- 2012.11.13: Splendor In The Grass Cuttings
- 2012.11.13: Steaks On A Plate
- 2012.11.06: Hell In A Hen Basket
- 2012.11.06: Mean And Hungry
- 2012.10.30: Scold Mountain
- 2012.10.30: Brawl In The Family
- 2012.10.23: The Tweakest Link
- 2012.10.23: All Tied Up In Hots
- 2012.10.16: Apocalypse Meow
- 2012.10.16: Homo On The Range
- 2012.10.09: Alive And Welded
- 2012.10.09: He Leicas The Last Lady
- 2012.10.02: Catfight Club
- 2012.10.02: Two Shrieks To The Wind
- 2012.09.25: Bride And Zoom
- 2012.09.25: Gone With The Schwinn
- 2012.09.18: The Dark Mite
- 2012.09.18: Just Tasing
- 2012.09.11: Life Is What You Fake Of It
- 2012.09.11: Fools Rush Inn
- 2012.09.04: Attention Defici--Oooh, Shiny!
- 2012.08.28: Love Me Tinder
- 2012.08.28: Mommy Disappearest
- 2012.08.21: Better Luck Nest Time
- 2012.08.21: You Deplete Me
- 2012.08.14: Bitter Homes And Gardens
- 2012.08.14: Making Shove Last
- 2012.08.07: Dew Drop Your Pants
- 2012.08.07: Snail Male
- 2012.07.31: Mourning Breath
- 2012.07.31: Deflower Arrangement
- 2012.07.24: Captain Hookup
- 2012.07.24: I.C.U. Naked
- 2012.07.17: Thrilla In Vanilla
- 2012.07.17: Getting Into Your Genes
- 2012.07.10: Motherly Shove
- 2012.07.10: Look What The Catty Dragged In
- 2012.07.03: We'll Always Have Parasites
- 2012.06.26: Wedding Her Whistle
- 2012.06.26: Youth Is Fleeing
- 2012.06.19: Attila The Honey
- 2012.06.19: It's Reigning Men
- 2012.06.12: I Get A Kickball Out Of You
- 2012.06.12: Last Tango In Suburban Living Room
- 2012.06.06: Mused And Abused
- 2012.06.05: Meek Him Halfway
- 2012.05.29: Baby Makes Flee
- 2012.05.29: Cheatapalooza
- 2012.05.22: Vulture Capital
- 2012.05.22: Life Is Methy
- 2012.05.15: Inner Booty
- 2012.05.15: Romeo Must Dial
- 2012.05.07: Carpy Diem
- 2012.05.07: Fastidious And Furious
- 2012.05.03: You Lite Up My Life
- 2012.05.03: Stare Way To Heaven
- 2012.04.24: Manure And Wife
- 2012.04.24: Doctors Without Borders
- 2012.04.17: Bodies At Rust
- 2012.04.17: Beer Your Soul
- 2012.04.10: Lard Of The Dance
- 2012.04.10: Memory Bank Fraud
- 2012.04.03: The Spinster Cycle
- 2012.03.27: Have A Peasant Day
- 2012.03.27: Meek Her Want You
- 2012.03.13: Looking For The Gaia Next Door
- 2012.03.13: Sperm Limits
- 2012.03.06: Dim And Her
- 2012.03.06: I'm With Cupid
- 2012.02.28: Some Unenchanted Evenings
- 2012.02.28: Once You Go Lewis Black...
- 2012.02.21: Shove Thy Neighbor
- 2012.02.21: Idle Worship
- 2012.02.14: Code Goo
- 2012.02.14: World Wide Web Of Lies
- 2012.02.07: Witchful Thinking
- 2012.02.07: Baby, I Need Your Oven
- 2012.01.31: I Smell A Rut
- 2012.01.31: On Crowd Nine
- 2012.01.24: Axing A Girl Out
- 2012.01.17: Brief-Stricken
- 2012.01.17: Epic Frail
- 2012.01.10: The Cad Catalogue
- 2012.01.10: If The Shoo Fits?
- 2012.01.03: Blister Wonderful
- 2011.12.27: Her Best Friend's Waiting
- 2011.12.27: Poach Class
- 2011.12.20: Pest Wife Regression
- 2011.12.20: Speaking Ill Of The Dud
- 2011.12.13: Give Till It Hertz
- 2011.12.13: Odd Manischewitz Out
- 2011.12.06: Snorting Hope
- 2011.12.06: You've Got Stale
- 2011.11.29: Slipping Beauty
- 2011.11.29: Adjusting The Shudder
- 2011.11.22: Flee Circus
- 2011.11.22: Between A Walk And A Hard Place
- 2011.11.15: Whiff The Wrong Man
- 2011.11.08: All Work And No Foreplay
- 2011.11.08: The Benefit Of The Dowdy
- 2011.11.01: Prince Harming
- 2011.11.01: Semicolon Cleansing
- 2011.10.25: Helen Of Toy
- 2011.10.25: Mitey Aphrodite
- 2011.10.18: Girl With A Wait Problem
- 2011.10.18: Meet Joe BlackBerry
- 2011.10.11: That Witch Does Not Kill Us...
- 2011.10.11: Can't Twin 'Em All
- 2011.10.04: Fraud Prince
- 2011.10.04: Vulture Shock
- 2011.09.27: This Is Where You Draw The Spine
- 2011.09.27: Wishful Finking
- 2011.09.20: Guru, Interrupted
- 2011.09.20: Wait Training
- 2011.09.13: Spring, Chicken!
- 2011.09.13: Thin Line Between Love And Height
- 2011.09.06: Piece Treaty
- 2011.09.06: Sex And The Cellar
- 2011.08.30: Hold Me, Tightwad
- 2011.08.30: Too Mosh Information
- 2011.08.23: Frozen Dude Section
- 2011.08.23: Senior Momentum
- 2011.08.16: Booty Rest
- 2011.08.16: The Clique And The Dead-Tired
- 2011.08.09: The Full-Of-It Monty
- 2011.08.09: Don't Go Seiko On Her
- 2011.08.02: Coma Sutra
- 2011.07.26: Creature From The Slack Lagoon
- 2011.07.26: Not Into Thankings
- 2011.07.19: The Shopping Cart Before The Horse
- 2011.07.19: That Special Thumb One
- 2011.07.12: The Princess And The Pee
- 2011.07.12: Urine For Surprises!
- 2011.07.05: Meek And Potatoes
- 2011.07.05: Boy Meats Girl
- 2011.06.28: Sane-Sex Attraction
- 2011.06.28: Custer's Last Nightstand
- 2011.06.21: When You Wish Upon A Ringo Starr
- 2011.06.21: Aisle Be Embarrassing You
- 2011.06.14: Under The Cover Of Nightclub
- 2011.06.14: Bus Case Scenario
- 2011.06.07: Extreme Meekover
- 2011.05.31: So, His Wild Oats
- 2011.05.31: Fade To Blackheads
- 2011.05.24: The Ultrasound Of Silence
- 2011.05.24: Mommy Dirtiest
- 2011.05.17: Will You Still Shove Me Tomorrow?
- 2011.05.17: Regression Toward The Meanie
- 2011.05.10: Nodding Off Hill
- 2011.05.10: Keeping A Lady Hating
- 2011.05.03: This American Strife
- 2011.05.03: Love Is Bland
- 2011.04.26: Too-Big Love
- 2011.04.26: Take A Rein Check
- 2011.04.19: Miffed Connection
- 2011.04.19: Leave Actually
- 2011.04.12: Barenaked Laddies
- 2011.04.12: All's Ferret In Love And War
- 2011.04.05: "Can You Here Me Now?"
- 2011.04.05: Must Love Dogs In Bed
- 2011.03.29: Managed Frisk
- 2011.03.29: Spanking The Junkie
- 2011.03.22: With This Ring I Thee Dump
- 2011.03.22: Dater Processing
- 2011.03.15: Ingrate Expectations
- 2011.03.15: Say Cheesy
- 2011.03.08: Menopause In The Heterosexuality
- 2011.03.01: Queasy Credit
- 2011.03.01: Queer And Present Danger
- 2011.02.22: Speed Hating
- 2011.02.22: Blocked Swan
- 2011.02.15: You Make Loving Fund
- 2011.02.15: One Surprise Fits All
- 2011.02.08: Triumph Of The Willie
- 2011.02.01: Extremely Old Spice
- 2011.02.01: Getting To Null Her Better
- 2011.01.25: Home Is Where The Fart Is
- 2011.01.25: Love Has Come To Sty
- 2011.01.18: "I'll Have The Scrimp Cocktail!"
- 2011.01.18: Flight At The End Of The Tunnel
- 2011.01.11: An Unfair To Remember
- 2011.01.11: Bland Of Brothers
- 2011.01.04: Dirty-Something
- 2010.12.29: You Tech My Breath Away
- 2010.12.29: Deleting Him On
- 2010.12.21: The Boors And The Bees
- 2010.12.14: Laddy Gaga
- 2010.12.14: Hourglass Half-Empty
- 2010.12.07: Plain And Suffering
- 2010.12.07: Till Death Grip Do Us Part
- 2010.11.30: It's A Bootyfull Day In The Neighborhood
- 2010.11.30: Going Whole Hug
- 2010.11.24: Settle Sore
- 2010.11.24: Lack Of Space, The Final Frontier
- 2010.11.16: Giving Her Paws
- 2010.11.16: As Fat Would Have It
- 2010.11.09: When Plush Comes To Shove
- 2010.11.09: Legume Squad
- 2010.11.02: Pier Pressure
- 2010.11.02: Gregory Pecs
- 2010.10.26: Putting The Spark Plugs In The Relationship
- 2010.10.26: Sloshed In Translation
- 2010.10.20: I'm Knot With The Band
- 2010.10.20: Wife Of The Party
- 2010.10.12: Gaunt With The Wind
- 2010.10.12: Acquaintances With Benefits
- 2010.10.05: Wuss It Something I Said?
- 2010.10.05: Pair Pressure
- 2010.09.28: Petaling As Fast As He Can
- 2010.09.28: Giving Him The Dry Heave-Ho
- 2010.09.21: Rivals And Departures
- 2010.09.21: Canine And A Half Weeks
- 2010.09.14: Bye Now! (Pay Later)
- 2010.09.14: Mouth Trap
- 2010.09.07: Not Wanton Any
- 2010.09.07: Lens Crafty
- 2010.08.31: Want Salt And Pepper Spray With That?
- 2010.08.31: A Blast From The Pest
- 2010.08.24: The Larva Of The Party
- 2010.08.24: Toon Deaf
- 2010.08.18: Hannah And Her Scissors
- 2010.08.18: Be Stale My Heart
- 2010.08.10: Home Invasion Is Where The Heart Is
- 2010.08.10: Swept Off Her Feed
- 2010.08.04: Thin Line Between Love And Haight
- 2010.08.04: Light Boor
- 2010.07.27: The Woman Who Mistook Her Sinkhole For A Boyfriend
- 2010.07.27: Single Trite Female
- 2010.07.20: Thumber Romance
- 2010.07.20: Mystery Meet
- 2010.07.20: Every Clod Has A Silver Lining
- 2010.07.13: Serial Monotony
- 2010.07.13: Searching For That Special Yum One
- 2010.07.06: Gilbert Grope
- 2010.07.06: Rogained Another Fan!
- 2010.06.29: Sperm Wail
- 2010.06.22: Bust Actress
- 2010.06.22: A Whole New Bald Game
- 2010.06.22: Flee Collar
- 2010.06.15: The Power Of Positive Sinking
- 2010.06.15: Past Control
- 2010.06.08: Wussy Galore
- 2010.06.08: Let's Meek Love!
- 2010.06.01: Needy Gonzales
- 2010.06.01: Truth Theorem
- 2010.05.25: Bodhi Call
- 2010.05.25: Flat Attire
- 2010.05.18: Better Pluck Next Time
- 2010.05.18: How To Pick Up Gorillas
- 2010.05.11: About The Thighs Of It
- 2010.05.11: Life Is A Gurney
- 2010.05.04: The Dawg Whisperer
- 2010.05.04: Fuzz Kill
- 2010.04.27: Curtain Maul
- 2010.04.27: Men Of Haircolor
- 2010.04.20: Hope Against Nope
- 2010.04.20: Boeing, Boeing, Gone
- 2010.04.13: Moment Of "Poof!"
- 2010.04.13: Likes It Soggy-Style
- 2010.04.06: Over My Dead Bodypaint
- 2010.03.30: Things That Go Plump In The Night
- 2010.03.30: Grime And Punishment
- 2010.03.23: Thick And Tired Of It
- 2010.03.17: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drag
- 2010.03.17: Aisle Give It To You Two Years Later
- 2010.03.09: The Newborn Ultimatum
- 2010.03.09: Call Wading
- 2010.03.02: Buddy Heat
- 2010.03.02: Gone With The Windy
- 2010.02.23: Girls Just Wanna Have Funbags
- 2010.02.23: Easier Unsaid Than Done
- 2010.02.16: Less Is Amour
- 2010.02.16: Leave Will Keep Us Together
- 2010.02.09: The Love Bloat
- 2010.02.09: Felon Like Some Company
- 2010.02.02: House Swarming
- 2010.02.02: Desperately Reeking Susan
- 2010.01.26: Knit Booty Call
- 2010.01.26: The Dark Side Of The Spoon
- 2010.01.19: Schnapps! In The Name Of Love
- 2010.01.19: Boycott Meets Girl
- 2010.01.12: Want Lies With That?
- 2010.01.12: Making Leave Last
- 2010.01.05: Taking A Shrine To Him
- 2010.01.05: The Hide Of Romance
- 2009.12.29: Eat, Pry, Love
- 2009.12.29: Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Piece
- 2009.12.23: Nice Review Of My Book By Ed Rampell
- 2009.12.22: The Mobile Savage
- 2009.12.22: Keep Yore Big Trap Shut
- 2009.12.15: Show Me The Money Shot
- 2009.12.15: Persistent Coffin
- 2009.12.08: Between A Rack And A Hard Place
- 2009.12.08: Flee Infestation
- 2009.12.01: Ducky Rubber
- 2009.12.01: Jihad To Be You
- 2009.11.24: For Better Or Much, Much Better
- 2009.11.24: Tying The Not
- 2009.11.17: Sleeping Booty
- 2009.11.17: Whine Snob
- 2009.11.10: Gift Hearse
- 2009.11.10: Wanton None
- 2009.11.03: Lien On Me
- 2009.11.03: Seconds On Carats
- 2009.10.27: Beached Wail
- 2009.10.27: Chummy Ache
- 2009.10.20: Milked And Honey
- 2009.10.20: Legs Wide Crossed
- 2009.10.13: Seitan Worshipper
- 2009.10.13: Fee Love
- 2009.10.07: Boy Meeks Girl
- 2009.10.06: Appease And Carats
- 2009.09.29: Getting To No Him
- 2009.09.29: A Wench In The Plans
- 2009.09.23: Dun Juan
- 2009.09.23: Resistance Is Feudal
- 2009.09.15: Squeak Truth To Power
- 2009.09.15: Afternoon Delete
- 2009.09.08: Gawking Tall
- 2009.09.08: Careful What You Witch For
- 2009.09.01: Buddy Language
- 2009.09.01: While You Weren't Sleeping
- 2009.08.25: Buy Sexual
- 2009.08.25: Boys 'R' Us
- 2009.08.18: Wimp My Ride
- 2009.08.18: Stare Way To Heaven
- 2009.08.11: Bed Lieutenant
- 2009.08.11: Wood If He Could
- 2009.08.04: Can't Get There From Hair
- 2009.08.04: Lions And Tigers And Beers
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