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2008.03.31:
Comments Should Be Working Again Soon
2008.03.31:
Like A Bunny To The Slaughter
2008.03.31:
Obama Isn't The Only One Who Needs To Leave His Church
2008.03.30:
The "Ethicist" And The Scumbag Clause
2008.03.30:
Steyn On Seipp
2008.03.29:
What The West Needs To Know About Islam
2008.03.28:
Fitna: Geert Wilders Film About The Koran
2008.03.28:
Mohammed Had Sex With A 9-Year-Old
2008.03.28:
Screenwriting Work Drying Up? Become A Pentagon Contractor
2008.03.27:
Man Still Working And Working
2008.03.27:
Is It Because Women Supposedly Don't Have Quickies?
2008.03.27:
Jack Shafer Rips Up The Pharm Reports
2008.03.26:
Man Working And Working
2008.03.26:
The Death Cult Known As "The Religion Of Peace"
2008.03.26:
Hillary Calls The Bosnia Thing "A Mistake"
2008.03.26:
Speak English, Not Spanish? You're Fired
2008.03.25:
Sign Of The Times
2008.03.25:
When The Criminal Serves Less Jail Time Than Her Innocent Victim
2008.03.25:
People Who Should Use Condoms
2008.03.24:
Government By The Stupid, For The Stupid
2008.03.24:
Semi-Colon Oscopy
2008.03.24:
I Won't Be "Going To A Better Place"
2008.03.23:
Affirmative Action Can Kill
2008.03.23:
How To Make Me Forget I'm A Libertarian
2008.03.22:
A World Without Cathy Seipp
2008.03.22:
Reforming Campaign Finance Reform
2008.03.21:
A Black "DC Fem" Speaks
2008.03.21:
I Just Don't Understand Welfare For Bankers
2008.03.21:
Wright Was The Clintons' Pastor, Too!
2008.03.21:
An Empty Vessel Makes The Most Noise
2008.03.20:
Obama Rats Out His Racist Granny
2008.03.20:
Hillary Praises That Helpful Heather Mills
2008.03.20:
Equal Slime
2008.03.19:
Ladies, You're Just A Vagina In Islam
2008.03.19:
Finally, A Sensible Ruling On Drug Testing
2008.03.19:
How To Get People To Watch TV News
2008.03.18:
America's Going Bankrupt
2008.03.18:
Gotta Love The Title Of This Study
2008.03.17:
Who's The Criminal Here?
2008.03.17:
Daily Newspaper Dude Discovers...
2008.03.16:
Mr. Dilbert Talks Turkey About Islam
2008.03.16:
Hey, Retards...Denmark Is In Europe
2008.03.16:
What Kind Of Man Uses Escorts?
2008.03.15:
A Gas Station Called "Conserv Fuel"?
2008.03.15:
1700 Miles Per Tank, Free!
2008.03.15:
Everything You Need To Know About A Restaurant You Can Learn From Their Bathrooms
2008.03.14:
Win Ben Stein's Brain
2008.03.14:
Whoopie! Our Children Are Expendable!
2008.03.14:
"You Can Make Prostitution Illegal...But You Can't Make It Unpopular."
2008.03.13:
"Why I Am No Longer A 'Brain-Dead Liberal'"
2008.03.13:
"Is It Safe?"
2008.03.13:
Letter From Iraq
2008.03.13:
Only In Russia
2008.03.13:
Did Spitzer Get Caught Because He Was A Cheapskate?
2008.03.12:
Another Twit Thinks Discrimination Makes Right
2008.03.12:
A Sex Worker On A Sex Buyer
2008.03.12:
Islamic Rites Of Spring
2008.03.11:
New 9/11 Conspiracy Theory!
2008.03.11:
"The Iraq War Will Pay For Itself"!
2008.03.11:
Only Idiots Rob Banks
2008.03.11:
How Dumb Is Our Mayor?
2008.03.10:
So, Spitzer Saw A Hooker
2008.03.10:
The Difference Between The Israelis And The Palestinians
2008.03.10:
The Slipping Point
2008.03.10:
The Vatican Comes Around On The Earth Revolving Around The Sun
2008.03.10:
Reality Bug Bites
2008.03.09:
The Rite Of Spring, Los Angeles
2008.03.09:
Why Should I Pay For Your TV?
2008.03.09:
French Women Are Fuck Bunnies!
2008.03.09:
Giving It All Away
2008.03.08:
Paris, Los Angeles
2008.03.08:
Protecting You With Less Choice
2008.03.08:
Ending Affirmative Discrimination
2008.03.07:
Why We're Losing This War
2008.03.07:
It Was A (Miller) Lite Night For Crime
2008.03.07:
How To Cut Crime And Solve The Fiscal Crisis
2008.03.06:
Gentlemen, Start Your Engines
2008.03.06:
Obama Integrity Alert
2008.03.06:
Buy Your Own Damn Balloons
2008.03.06:
Clueless In New York
2008.03.05:
Paternity Fraud: Crime Usually Pays
2008.03.05:
What Kind Of Idiot Doesn't Fear Commitment?
2008.03.05:
Steve Jobs' Moronic Approach To Cancer
2008.03.04:
Beam Me Up Already, Will Ya?
2008.03.04:
Welcome To The Not-So-Free Market
2008.03.04:
Most Muslims Are Moderates? So Frigging What.
2008.03.04:
Explaining Islam
2008.03.03:
The Way Barack Machine
2008.03.03:
U.S. Mosques Are For Preying
2008.03.02:
A Big Howdy From The Rive Droit
2008.03.02:
Too Much Choice
2008.03.02:
I'm A "Miserable, Ugly Bitch"
2008.03.02:
Confessions Of A College Call Girl
2008.03.01:
Give A Girl Enough Rope
2008.03.01:
Depressed? Take A Sugar Pill
2008.02.29:
Living Out Lout
2008.02.29:
Hello, Mullah, Hello, Faddah...
2008.02.29:
Old, Tired, And Pretty Damn Un-Sexy
2008.02.29:
What's Wrong With Hillarycare
2008.02.28:
Victoria's Secrets
2008.02.28:
Put Your Fork Down, America
2008.02.27:
You Never Know Who You'll Run Into In Paris
2008.02.27:
The Easily Insulted Again
2008.02.27:
"God" Is Pro-Abortion
2008.02.27:
Saudi Equals Stupid
2008.02.26:
The End Of The Lion
2008.02.26:
Islam Goes To College
2008.02.26:
Huckanut Thinks An Egg Is A Person
2008.02.25:
The Worst Of America Comes To France
2008.02.25:
Accomplishment, Gaza-Style
2008.02.25:
I Bludgeoned Her With A Feather
2008.02.24:
How Green Was My Valley
2008.02.24:
It's Really Simple: Don't. Spend. What. You. Don't. Have.
2008.02.24:
The Illness Called Islam
2008.02.23:
Shoe Are My Sunshine
2008.02.23:
Matt Welch On The Real McCain Scandal
2008.02.22:
Blacks Being Conned Into Islam
2008.02.21:
Spring Flours
2008.02.21:
The Perils Of "Free" Healthcare
2008.02.20:
Sundown In Paris
2008.02.20:
Turks Are Angry About The Head Scarf
2008.02.20:
The Islamic Version Of Tolerance
2008.02.19:
My Alarm Clock
2008.02.19:
Bitch Stole My Toothpaste!
2008.02.19:
Foster-Farmed
2008.02.18:
Lucy Goes To Jail
2008.02.18:
D'Ya Think She's Jewish?
2008.02.18:
When "I'm Sorry" Means "Fuck You!"
2008.02.17:
Just Another Saturday In Paris
2008.02.17:
The Age Of Idiots
2008.02.16:
Paris Isn't Burning
2008.02.16:
A Proud TSA Security Guy Has Something To Say
2008.02.15:
Amy's Backyard
2008.02.15:
The Brat-Free Bar
2008.02.15:
Yoohoo, Christians...Did You Forget To Riot?
2008.02.14:
Amy's Front Yard
2008.02.14:
Kiss Me, I'm Danish
2008.02.14:
The Parasites Within
2008.02.13:
I Take A Performance-Enhancing Drug Every Day
2008.02.12:
It Isn't The Size Of The Man But The Distance Of The Woman
2008.02.12:
Civilization Envy
2008.02.12:
The Trunk Monkey
2008.02.12:
Who's Running Against Hillary, Chairman Mao?
2008.02.11:
A Girl And Her Existential Angst
2008.02.11:
The Truth About Marriage
2008.02.11:
Why Obama Didn't Take California
2008.02.10:
Pimping Chelsea
2008.02.10:
Hey, Anybody In The UK Looking For An Altarboy?
2008.02.10:
We'll Always Have Parris
2008.02.09:
"It's UnAmerican Not To Like Pussy"
2008.02.09:
Special Laws For Muslims
2008.02.09:
Cover Girl
2008.02.09:
Have You Thanked Your Neighborhood Cop Today?
2008.02.08:
Red Square
2008.02.08:
Panda Rage
2008.02.08:
Exporting Democracy
2008.02.07:
Sit Next To A Man In Starbucks, Go To Jail
2008.02.07:
Bare France
2008.02.07:
Pistol-Packin' Mama
2008.02.07:
Dog Fight In Aisle Two
2008.02.06:
Tad To The Bone
2008.02.06:
The Devolution Of Security
2008.02.06:
Excuse Me If I Resent You For Wanting Me Dead
2008.02.05:
The Cloud Club
2008.02.05:
"Why I Am An Abortion Doctor"
2008.02.05:
Pennsylvania Takes On Crack Dealing To Elementary Schoolers
2008.02.05:
News From The Amazon
2008.02.04:
The Painted Road
2008.02.04:
If I Get One More Telemarketing Call About Barack Obama
2008.02.04:
The Meaning Of Gun Control
2008.02.04:
Buttcrack: The End Of Civilization As We Know It
2008.02.04:
When Women Are Property
2008.02.03:
Hole Foods
2008.02.03:
Men And Your Eggs
2008.02.02:
Matt Welch Helps McCain Fans Extract Heads From Asses
2008.02.01:
Welcome Back To The Cave
2008.02.01:
In The Tradition Of P.T. Barnum
2008.01.31:
I'm Looking For Brianna Salcedo
2008.01.30:
Weird Florida Voter Turnout - More Than 100%
2008.01.30:
But Where Are All The "Afrocentric" Jobs?
2008.01.30:
Dawn Of The Dud
2008.01.29:
Vote Your Vagina!
2008.01.29:
Love Is A Barter Field
2008.01.29:
So, Who Or What Made God?
2008.01.28:
The Ethicist's Questionable Ethics
2008.01.28:
She's Deaf, You Pay The Price
2008.01.28:
Spam Grows On Trees
2008.01.27:
L.A.'s Answer To The Lawn Jockey
2008.01.27:
The Joys Of Genital Mutilation
2008.01.27:
What's Cholesterol Got To Do With It?
2008.01.26:
Our National Day Of Romantic Insincerity
2008.01.26:
Don't Credit The Nutters For Fewer Abortions
2008.01.26:
Death Spam
2008.01.25:
Hey, Feminists! I Got The Message -- And I'm Not Impressed
2008.01.25:
Atom And Yves
2008.01.24:
Is Islam Worse Than Other Religions?
2008.01.24:
Very Spicy Tuna Roll
2008.01.23:
Who's Got The Bigger Big Tent?
2008.01.23:
I Read The Atlantic With A Pink Highlighter
2008.01.23:
The Lies Have It
2008.01.22:
I'm Not A Cult Member
2008.01.22:
The Latest Fashion Fat
2008.01.22:
Some Hotels Allow Dogs, Some Hotels Allow Women
2008.01.21:
An End To State-Sponsored Discrimination?
2008.01.21:
Accusations Of Racism As A Form Of Advancement
2008.01.21:
Fish Fingers
2008.01.20:
Our Big Democrat-In-Chief Has Some Goodies For You
2008.01.20:
Stupid Reasons People Die
2008.01.19:
Another Muslim Girl Decomposing
2008.01.19:
"Imagine The Stupidest Clothing You Can"
2008.01.18:
What You Don't Know Could Hurt You
2008.01.18:
Blow Me Up, Tom
2008.01.18:
Reboobed
2008.01.17:
Quick! Figure Out How This Target Ad "Objectifies" Women!
2008.01.17:
Sarko Kisses Islamic Ass
2008.01.17:
Five Myths About Breaking Our Foreign Oil Habit
2008.01.17:
The Unwanted "I Love You"
2008.01.16:
The Hillary Clinton/MLK Dustup
2008.01.16:
Huckabee Wants The State To Become Church
2008.01.16:
Who's Nick Counting Now?
2008.01.16:
Whoring 101, By Mitt Romney
2008.01.15:
Welcome To Your Nightmare
2008.01.15:
"S" Is For "Simpleton"!
2008.01.15:
Why Hitch Hates Hill
2008.01.14:
Alice's Weekend In The Rabbit Hole
2008.01.14:
Respect Is Supposed To Go Both Ways
2008.01.14:
Separation Of Mosque And State
2008.01.14:
"No Woman Is Illegal"?
2008.01.13:
May The Best Person Win
2008.01.13:
Mitt Romney: The Candidate Of Welfare Queens
2008.01.13:
Every Witch Way But Right
2008.01.13:
Dial O For Osama
2008.01.12:
Islamist Anchor Babies
2008.01.12:
The Two-Day Demerol Daze
2008.01.11:
The Social Security Screwing Is Coming To Health Care
2008.01.11:
If You Don't Have A Health Care Directive
2008.01.10:
When "Science Journalism" Is National Enquirer Journalism
2008.01.10:
Twisted Sister-In-Law
2008.01.10:
The Ultimate Form Of Self-Control
2008.01.09:
Wheels Of Desire
2008.01.09:
Birthday Soot
2008.01.08:
The Last Of The Big Construction Projects
2008.01.08:
Maybe It Isn't "The Patriarchy" After All
2008.01.08:
Candidates Who Believe Man Saddled Up The Dinosaurs
2008.01.07:
Strange Characters And Other Weirdnesses
2008.01.07:
I'll Take Ron Paul On Immigration
2008.01.07:
In Islam, Domestic Violence Is Domestic Bliss
2008.01.06:
Can You See Me Now?
2008.01.06:
What's Wrong With Hillarycare?
2008.01.06:
The New Discrimination
2008.01.06:
George McGovern Wakes Up From His Nap
2008.01.04:
Changing Servers Today
2008.01.04:
Her Bad. They're Sued.
2008.01.04:
What L. Ron Knew
2008.01.03:
Prism Break
2008.01.03:
The Deadly Sunroof
2008.01.03:
The Religion That Can't Take Criticism
2008.01.03:
Hannah Arendt Ducked Out To The Movies
2008.01.02:
Your Inner Terrorist
2008.01.02:
Viagra For Girls
2008.01.01:
Directions For The New Year
2008.01.01:
The Busboy With The Table Scraper Is Strangely Absent
2008.01.01:
Have You Signed On?
2007.12.31:
Belief In "A Life Controlled By Traffic Signals In The Sky"
2007.12.31:
Who Killed Bhutto
2007.12.30:
Guess What! Men Won't Like You If You're An Insufferable Bitch
2007.12.29:
Evidence-Based Beauty
2007.12.29:
Life From Under A Tablecloth
2007.12.28:
Winter Wonderland
2007.12.28:
A Newt Game Plan
2007.12.27:
Bhutto, The Pictures
2007.12.27:
Turn Your 5-Year-Old Into A Sex Goddess!
2007.12.27:
Matt Welch: The Liberace Of Libertarians
2007.12.27:
Gary Taubes, Live (ish)
2007.12.26:
It's A Café Table, Not Phone Booth
2007.12.26:
Are You An Innie Or An Outie?
2007.12.25:
What Eugene Said About Will
2007.12.25:
What Brought The Arabs To Israel
2007.12.24:
How To Respond When A Man Gives You A Plane Ticket To Europe
2007.12.24:
Gay Non-Rights
2007.12.23:
Poor, Persecuted Christians
2007.12.23:
Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?
2007.12.23:
Some Critics Are More Coherent Than Others
2007.12.23:
Wow, Thanks!
2007.12.22:
American Pie
2007.12.22:
Does Size Matter?
2007.12.22:
It's A Wonderful Myth
2007.12.21:
Genius, Inc.
2007.12.21:
Baby Killer
2007.12.21:
Secret Santa, 90291
2007.12.20:
Dark Alley
2007.12.20:
I Don't Think A Book Deal Counts As Punishment
2007.12.20:
Amy Alkon, Bad Fruit/Black Widow Spider
2007.12.20:
Nothing Sucks Like Electrolux
2007.12.20:
You Can Buy Skepticism
2007.12.19:
A Single Parent And His Poor, Lonely Penis
2007.12.19:
Probable Stupidity
2007.12.19:
Separation Of Nuts And State
2007.12.18:
The Urban Pasture
2007.12.18:
Suicide Strudel
2007.12.18:
Whatever You Do, "Don't Tell"
2007.12.17:
A Tale Of Two Brits
2007.12.17:
"Little Mosque On The Prairie"
2007.12.16:
Feather Duster Guilt
2007.12.16:
Maybe It Is Time To Start Feeling Up Grandma At The Airport
2007.12.15:
It's Hard Out There For An Expat
2007.12.15:
RU Rude?
2007.12.15:
Santa Was Naughty This Year
2007.12.14:
Follow That Pitchfork!
2007.12.14:
Did You Say SUV or SIV?
2007.12.14:
Shop Til You Drop, Government-Style
2007.12.13:
Who They Killed For Allah
2007.12.12:
The Aspiring Terrorist
2007.12.12:
Who Pays On Dates?
2007.12.12:
Barbarians On Our Side Of The Gate
2007.12.12:
Where's Curly?
2007.12.11:
I Loathe Comcast/Time-Warner
2007.12.11:
For Or Against? The Modern-Day Stocks And Pillories
2007.12.11:
When Guns Stop Gun Tragedies
2007.12.10:
How Long It Takes To Get To Tokyo By Plane
2007.12.10:
I Dislike Mike
2007.12.10:
Gideon's Bible Is Being Replaced By Trojan's Raincoats
2007.12.10:
Freedom From Religion
2007.12.10:
Take That, Apple!
2007.12.09:
What Success In Iraq Looks Like
2007.12.09:
Are We Really Going To Hire Another Fundamentalist Nitwit?
2007.12.08:
The Joan Collins Of Dogs
2007.12.08:
Freedom Requires Faith?
2007.12.08:
Don't Ever Drink From Hotel Glasses
2007.12.07:
Did You Know The Omaha Mall Was A "Gun-Free Zone"?
2007.12.07:
Only As Good As Your Word
2007.12.07:
He's Such A Loser Candidate There's Only One Explanation
2007.12.06:
Co-Ed Combat
2007.12.06:
Smoked Out
2007.12.05:
It Seems I'm A Garden Implement
2007.12.05:
Serfs Up
2007.12.04:
The Religion Barrier
2007.12.04:
The Gift That Keeps On Taking
2007.12.03:
"The Paris Of The Midwest"
2007.12.03:
Going Under In A Lexus
2007.12.02:
Hell Is Other People
2007.12.02:
A State Gone MADD
2007.12.01:
There's No Negotiating With A Grizzly Bear
2007.12.01:
The Ugly Americans Are Right Here At Home
2007.11.30:
Satan, 1; Alkon, 0
2007.11.30:
Dying For Nothing At 14
2007.11.30:
Whistle While You (Don't) Wirkkala
2007.11.30:
Hellzapoppin'
2007.11.29:
Atheist Sunday School
2007.11.29:
Low Self-Esteem And Conspiracy Theories
2007.11.28:
Should It Be Illegal To Hit Your Kid?
2007.11.28:
It Isn't The Size Of A Man's Penis
2007.11.27:
Health Insurance Embarrassment
2007.11.27:
Separated At Birth
2007.11.26:
Urban Canyon
2007.11.26:
Guys: Find Out If The Kid Really Has Your Eyes
2007.11.26:
Saying "I Dough"
2007.11.25:
Is Your Doctor A Drug Company Slut?
2007.11.25:
She Was Asking For It
2007.11.25:
How Terrorism Is Like The Girl Scouts
2007.11.24:
A Girl And Her Birthday
2007.11.24:
Nun For Me, Thanks!
2007.11.24:
If You're Going To Look Like A Total Idiot...
2007.11.24:
The Bible In Lego
2007.11.24:
The Message Is A Medium -- Or, Sometimes, An Extra-Large
2007.11.23:
The Flight Attendant Is Not Your Kid's Mom
2007.11.23:
Ten Shopping Survival Tips
2007.11.22:
Things To Be Thankful For
2007.11.21:
That D.C. Handgun Ban Really Seems To Be Working
2007.11.21:
Art Pussies
2007.11.21:
Donate A Thanksgiving Dinner
2007.11.20:
From Sesame Street To Sesame Dark Alley Filled With Crack Whores
2007.11.20:
How To Get Rid Of Unwanted Houseguests
2007.11.19:
Selective Christianity
2007.11.19:
"Islam Is Peace"
2007.11.19:
Best Adult Flavor Of Jelly Bellys
2007.11.18:
The Business Of Religion
2007.11.18:
Weirdest Advice Request Of The Weekend
2007.11.17:
Is There Such A Thing As A Good Divorce?
2007.11.17:
Don't Get Gang-Raped In Britain If You Can Help It
2007.11.17:
Making Criminals Pay
2007.11.16:
Rich Litter
2007.11.16:
Drunken Frat Boys Running The Show
2007.11.15:
I Have Friends But I Really Don't Want To Get Friended
2007.11.15:
Like Stealing A Homeless Guy's Sandwich
2007.11.15:
National PR Person's Day
2007.11.14:
Ads The Wymyn Like
2007.11.14:
There's A Dating Service For Everyone
2007.11.13:
I'm Still Working On Being Offended
2007.11.13:
There's A Dating Service For Everyone
2007.11.13:
Benevolent Dictatorship, No Thanks
2007.11.12:
Baked Injustice, Anyone?
2007.11.12:
We're Gonna Wash Those Terrorists Outta Our Hair!
2007.11.11:
I Actually Do This
2007.11.11:
Employer-Based Health Care
2007.11.11:
Why Quibble About Proof?
2007.11.11:
When Georgie Met Billy
2007.11.10:
The Beauty Of The Full Bush
2007.11.10:
24: The Unaired 1994 Pilot
2007.11.10:
Soak Up The Zunshine
2007.11.09:
The Big News
2007.11.09:
Choice For Men
2007.11.09:
You're Supposed To Be A NEWSpaper not a Secretpaper
2007.11.08:
What Men Want, What Women Want
2007.11.08:
Why They Strike
2007.11.07:
Who Pays On Dates?
2007.11.07:
Ring Toss
2007.11.07:
Health Care For Everyone!
2007.11.07:
Divine Comedy
2007.11.07:
Sewing Her Mild Oats
2007.11.06:
Health Canada -- It's Health USA If You Can Afford It
2007.11.06:
I Really Just Need A Housekeeper
2007.11.05:
Naming The Victim
2007.11.05:
Before The Devil Knows You're Dead
2007.11.04:
Life Lessons That Are Nothing Like Life
2007.11.03:
Maybe It's A Crisis Of Personal Responsibility
2007.11.03:
You Don't Have To Be Drunk To Be Arrested For Drunk Driving
2007.11.03:
How To Teach Your Kids To Binge Drink
2007.11.02:
Why You Shouldn't Marry For Love
2007.11.02:
Is It Hateful To Tell The Truth About The Koran's Thumbs Up For Wife-Beating?
2007.11.02:
How To End World Hunger
2007.11.01:
What's Good For The Goose
2007.11.01:
Crazy Sane
2007.10.31:
We Get Hate Mail
2007.10.31:
Dr. Frankenstein's Monster: A Creation Of Congress
2007.10.30:
The McCain Mutiny
2007.10.30:
Yoohoo, Where's Congress?
2007.10.29:
Marijuana Is A Leaf
2007.10.29:
Applying The Puritan Work Ethic Is Gonna Cost Ya
2007.10.28:
Who Does The Voiceover For Your Vagina?
2007.10.28:
You Live In A Fire Zone?
2007.10.28:
Unlimited Government
2007.10.27:
How About A Little See-Through Medicine?
2007.10.26:
With This Nose-Ring...
2007.10.26:
It's The Santa Anas, Not The Santa Al Qaedas, Nimnuts
2007.10.25:
A More Discriminating Look At Discrimination
2007.10.25:
Just Show Us Her Tits Already
2007.10.24:
Fire, Fire Everywhere
2007.10.24:
Maybe The Old Deal Was A Better Idea
2007.10.24:
Giving Head
2007.10.23:
What Is A Conservative?
2007.10.23:
Death Pussy
2007.10.23:
A New Low In Baby Naming
2007.10.22:
Cat Psychos Band Together To Hate Hillary
2007.10.22:
Rape...ish
2007.10.21:
Destination Wedding?
2007.10.21:
Thomas Friedman Is A Stuffy Old Man
2007.10.20:
Thank Allah For Little Girls!
2007.10.20:
Save The Nose Hairs
2007.10.20:
The World's Most Boring Gossip Column
2007.10.19:
D'ya Think It's Osama?
2007.10.19:
"Should I Put The Bomb In The Tray With My 3 Oz. Toiletries, Sir?"
2007.10.19:
What A Difference A Face-To-Face Makes
2007.10.18:
The New Rudeness
2007.10.18:
Championing The Rights Of The Working Man...At Louis Vuitton
2007.10.18:
If You Support The War, Shouldn't You
Support
The War?
2007.10.17:
The Idiots' Guide To Idiots
2007.10.17:
You May Now Dis The Bride
2007.10.16:
When In Paris...
2007.10.16:
Your Florida Beach Property
2007.10.15:
Why Should More Women Be In Science?
2007.10.15:
I Dismember Momma
2007.10.14:
Was Ann Coulter's Comment Offensive?
2007.10.14:
Sands Of Passion
2007.10.13:
Enlightenment Without Borders
2007.10.13:
The Shortest Subject In The Universe
2007.10.12:
Falling Out Of Dove
2007.10.12:
Alien Abductions
2007.10.11:
Sigmund Fraud
2007.10.11:
Is There An Odder Couple?
2007.10.11:
Is The "Surge" Working?
2007.10.10:
Muslim Women And Their "Choices"
2007.10.10:
Terrorism Meets German Engineering
2007.10.09:
Democratic Partying
2007.10.09:
How Denmark Controls Speeding
2007.10.09:
Useless Idiots
2007.10.08:
Welfare For The Middle Class
2007.10.08:
Lawson In Translation
2007.10.07:
It's Supposed To Be "MODERN Love"
2007.10.07:
The "Theological Iron Curtain"
2007.10.07:
Idiots Come In All Flavors
2007.10.06:
Who's To Blame?
2007.10.06:
Backlash To The Future
2007.10.06:
Rioting For Dummies, "Religion Of Peace"-Style
2007.10.05:
The High Price Of Enlightenment
2007.10.05:
What Jena Means
2007.10.05:
A Wise Guy On His Way Out
2007.10.04:
The Portable Doggie
2007.10.04:
If You're Anti-Discrimination
2007.10.04:
"What's In Your Wallet?"
2007.10.03:
If I Dressed Up For Halloween
2007.10.03:
What's Wrong With "Hate-Crimes" Legislation
2007.10.03:
"One True Purpose"?
2007.10.03:
This Message Brought To You By "The Religion Of Peace"
2007.10.02:
Hat About You
2007.10.02:
Nando On Al
2007.10.02:
The Albert Ellis Of Dietary Science
2007.10.01:
Thor Goes Catholic Schoolgirl
2007.10.01:
Childhood Has Become A Work-Release Program
2007.09.30:
Barn This
2007.09.30:
Why Stanton Peele's Kid Isn't A Drunk
2007.09.30:
Rude Because You're American Or...Just Rude?
2007.09.29:
Another View From My Temporary Bedroom
2007.09.29:
A Marriage License Should Be More Like A Driver's License
2007.09.28:
A Son In Iraq
2007.09.28:
Faces Of The Troops
2007.09.28:
"Religion As A Black Market For Irrationality"
2007.09.27:
Soupy Sales
2007.09.27:
Times When You Wouldn't Hyphenate Your Name
2007.09.26:
Murder With Fries?
2007.09.26:
Fall Fashion With Gregg
2007.09.25:
Woo's On First
2007.09.25:
Why It's Dumb To Be Anti-War
2007.09.24:
Global Worming
2007.09.24:
"The Scientist And The Stairmaster"
2007.09.23:
Google Causes Autism!
2007.09.23:
Who Pays When You Don't Abort?
2007.09.22:
The Art Of Money Laundering
2007.09.22:
Finally! Somebody Important And Muslim Speaks Up!
2007.09.21:
A Porpoise-Driven Life
2007.09.21:
They're "Vigilant" About Protecting Privacy
2007.09.21:
I Know Gay People
2007.09.21:
Should One Of Your Comments Get Eaten
2007.09.20:
Honey, It's A Man About A Cat
2007.09.20:
No Mom Left Behind
2007.09.20:
Good Science, Bad Science
2007.09.19:
Central Casting Comes Through
2007.09.19:
Ron Diagnoses Hill
2007.09.19:
Bridget Jones’ Diarrhea
2007.09.18:
Your Galaxy Or Mine?
2007.09.18:
Free-Market Socialists
2007.09.18:
Amy Unlocked
2007.09.17:
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Sénat
2007.09.17:
How Greenspan Is My Valley?
2007.09.16:
Les Nerds Amoreux
2007.09.16:
Dutch Treat(ment)
2007.09.15:
Food Porn
2007.09.14:
Not Exactly Dearfoams
2007.09.14:
Wiping The Floor With Tariq Ramadan
2007.09.14:
I'm With The Libertarians
2007.09.13:
Like Romeo And Juliet
2007.09.13:
Sunday In the Park With Mohammed
2007.09.13:
If It Quags Like Osama...
2007.09.12:
Some Like It Scot
2007.09.12:
Pissing On Virgil
2007.09.12:
Presidential Power Grab
2007.09.11:
The World Cup Runneth Over
2007.09.11:
Reading, Writing, 'Rithmetic -- And Refraining
2007.09.11:
What Elmore Leonard Really Thought Of 3:10 To Yuma
2007.09.10:
The Street Where We Live
2007.09.10:
The Scumbag Responds
2007.09.10:
"Opt-Out" Increases Spam
2007.09.09:
All The News That's Fit To Wear
2007.09.08:
What “Priority†Means To Air France
2007.09.07:
Welcome To Benetton
2007.09.07:
"They Are Many Funny Rules"
2007.09.06:
Civil Rights Versus Silly Stunts
2007.09.06:
Put On Your Red Wigs
2007.09.05:
Oh, Hurl
2007.09.05:
Deploy Meets Girl
2007.09.04:
Why Straight Men Don't Get It On In The John
2007.09.04:
What's Wrong With Daily Newspapers
2007.09.03:
Mr. Spammer Should Use Mr. Google
2007.09.03:
The Argument Against The Democrats
2007.09.02:
El Pollo Loco
2007.09.02:
"Burn Down the Thinkeries!"
2007.09.02:
Hearts, Minds And Penises
2007.09.01:
Vroom With A View
2007.09.01:
Doubting Theresa
2007.09.01:
Why Israel Isn't Like Ireland
2007.08.31:
Whatever Happened To Good Old Republican Values?
2007.08.31:
Teen Drinking -- I'm For It
2007.08.30:
Farm Subsidies...In Midtown Manhattan?
2007.08.30:
How Do You Feel About Spam?
2007.08.29:
P.C. Asshat Alert
2007.08.29:
Bend Over For Islam!
2007.08.29:
Bad News For Our Upstairs Neighbors, Eh?
2007.08.29:
'Til Death-Grip Do Us Part
2007.08.28:
Das Booty
2007.08.28:
The Homoerotic Taliban
2007.08.28:
Do You Know Who I Am?!
2007.08.27:
Beware Of Owner
2007.08.27:
Newt Has A Great Idea
2007.08.27:
Ham, Not Spam
2007.08.27:
George Bush Finally Goes To Vietnam
2007.08.26:
Beauty And The Rented Beast
2007.08.26:
They Swift-Boated The Wrong Guys
2007.08.26:
Stupidity Remains Legal
2007.08.25:
Rude Or Illiterate?
2007.08.25:
Living Out Loud
2007.08.25:
It's the FREEDOM Of Information Act...
2007.08.25:
Is Fidel Castro Dead Again?
2007.08.24:
They SAY The Tap Water Is Safe
2007.08.24:
The Girlie-fication Of American Culture
2007.08.24:
You Get What We Pay For?
2007.08.23:
Poppa Wheelie
2007.08.23:
"Scientists Should Unite Against The Threat From Religion"
2007.08.23:
Juan Cole Gets Some Right, A Lot Wrong, And Leaves Out The Part About The Democrats
2007.08.22:
Elizabeth Cady Headscarf
2007.08.22:
The Movie Stars Look Like They're Applying For A Job Cleaning Out Your Garage
2007.08.22:
Wok On The Wild Side
2007.08.22:
Have Your Deep Fried Oreos And Eat Them, Too!
2007.08.21:
Duck Day Afternoon
2007.08.21:
Two Foul Calls, It Looks To Me
2007.08.21:
Our God's Cool And Your God Sucks!
2007.08.20:
Health Porn In The LA Times!
2007.08.20:
Law Enforcement 101
2007.08.20:
Got A Macy's Card?
2007.08.19:
We'll Always Have Ferris
2007.08.19:
The Mess We've Made
2007.08.19:
Camping For Pussies
2007.08.18:
What Do You Take Me For, A Cheap Hooker?
2007.08.18:
Arafat Had AIDS
2007.08.18:
Ray Outs Merv
2007.08.18:
John Edwards Will Do Anything To Get His Name In The Press
2007.08.18:
What To Do If Your Comment Disappears
2007.08.17:
Steal This Zuke
2007.08.17:
The Religious Nutters Take On "Heather Has Two Mommies"
2007.08.17:
Compassionate Credit-Grabbing
2007.08.16:
How To Terrorize Your Pets
2007.08.16:
Why Wait 'Til College To Be Terrified Nobody Will Hire You?
2007.08.15:
Retouch Of Evil
2007.08.15:
Please Melt
2007.08.15:
Mr. Always Right
2007.08.14:
The Love Bloat
2007.08.14:
The Execution Will Be Televised
2007.08.14:
GM Does Make A High Mileage Car
2007.08.13:
Amy Alkon, Opinionated Bitch
2007.08.13:
And Now, Let's Hear From The Bonehead From New Mexico!
2007.08.13:
Inexplicable Nora Ephron Piece
2007.08.12:
Girl Magnet Or Girl Deterrent?
2007.08.12:
A List Of Things To Ban
2007.08.12:
Osama Bin Bykofsky
2007.08.11:
Gin And Tonic With A Side Of Humor?
2007.08.11:
The Church Is Evil
2007.08.11:
LYT Goes Cover-Boy
2007.08.11:
Let's See How Yee-Hah Iraq War They Are When Their Kids Are Up For The Draft
2007.08.10:
Hooker Chic Comes To The Beverly Center
2007.08.10:
You Can't Be In What You Don't Enter
2007.08.09:
How To Prevent Women From Wanting To Have Sex With You
2007.08.09:
Why I Don't Drink Diet Coke
2007.08.08:
Financial Advice For The Hearing Impaired
2007.08.08:
An American 11-Year-Old
2007.08.08:
Women Are Jerks
2007.08.07:
"The Fog Comes On Little..."
2007.08.07:
Menial Streets
2007.08.07:
Feeding The Hand That Bites Us
2007.08.06:
Mormon Racism
2007.08.06:
It's Starting To Look Like There's A Lot Of "I" In Giving
2007.08.05:
Or Just Drive By, Open Your Wallet, And Let The Dollar Bills Blow Away
2007.08.05:
Wishful Thinking Collides With Reality
2007.08.05:
Guess Her Sweatpants Were At The Cleaner's
2007.08.04:
Sex Ed Like You Never Heard It Before
2007.08.04:
Best Headline About Joel Sappell Front-Pager On Matt Drudge In The LAT
2007.08.04:
Just Because Your Weird Superstitions Are Older...
2007.08.03:
Free Market-ing Your Beliefs
2007.08.02:
Asshole Of The Day
2007.08.02:
How Much Jail Time For Women Who Have Abortions?
2007.08.02:
Making It Up As She Went Along
2007.08.01:
Bunny Huggers Bare Their Fangs
2007.08.01:
How Utterly Insane Are Our Drug Laws?
2007.08.01:
Now, Can I Please Un-Know About Ted Turner's Sex Life?
2007.07.31:
Who Pays For Your Kids?
2007.07.31:
Hack The Vote
2007.07.30:
Civil Idiotarians
2007.07.30:
Linked Out
2007.07.29:
Who Gets To Say Where The Road Ends?
2007.07.29:
Squawk, Squawk
2007.07.29:
Fred Thompson On Being OverFed
2007.07.28:
40 Reasons Not To Have A Child
2007.07.27:
Emmanuelle Richard's $2 Shoes
2007.07.27:
L'Amour
2007.07.27:
Not To Worry, Potheads
2007.07.26:
Oh, Slay Me With Your Flattery
2007.07.26:
"You Don't Know Happiness Until You've Had A Baby"
2007.07.26:
Rape, Roofies, And The First Amendment
2007.07.25:
Pimp My Ride
2007.07.25:
I Coulda Been A Childhood Felon
2007.07.25:
Marksmanship Not Marxmanship
2007.07.24:
Albert Ellis Died This Morning
2007.07.24:
Courting Stupidity
2007.07.24:
Al Qaeda Parties While Iraq Burns
2007.07.24:
My Outfit Cost Less Than Your Outfit
2007.07.23:
There's Nobody Up There
2007.07.23:
How To Make A Suicide Bomber
2007.07.23:
Dumb 'Em Down Young
2007.07.22:
Who Marches Against The Cop Killers?
2007.07.22:
We Get Hate Mail
2007.07.21:
Advice To The Jailbound Lovelorn
2007.07.21:
The Potty Words Police Are At It Again
2007.07.21:
We'll Be Invading Iran Today
2007.07.20:
You Can Bet Yer Black Ass
2007.07.20:
If You Publish Humor, It's Best That It's Actually Funny
2007.07.19:
Truth Speech Isn't Hate Speech
2007.07.19:
Hybrid Cars Were Actually Out There In '98
2007.07.19:
Autoworker Sings The Praises Of Detroit-Built
2007.07.18:
Buy American! (The Automakers Need Your Charity)
2007.07.18:
Oopsy!
2007.07.18:
Malice In Wonderland
2007.07.17:
They Don't Have Ladies' Night For The Ladies
2007.07.17:
"I Did Not Vote For Him, But He's My President, And I Hope He Does A Good Job."
2007.07.17:
L.A. Times Eats What The Publicists Feed Them
2007.07.16:
Nancy Rommelmann Is Not Black
2007.07.16:
George Bush Runs Yet Another Business Into The Ground
2007.07.15:
Dumb California Democrats' Jobs Tax For Health Care
2007.07.15:
How To Buy An Apartment In Los Angeles
2007.07.15:
Kiddie Raping Costs The Church Big
2007.07.14:
More Sleaze At Pandagon
2007.07.14:
Our God Is The Cool God, And Yours Sucks!
2007.07.13:
Too Bad About That Penis You Have
2007.07.13:
Paternity Fraud Makes CNN
2007.07.13:
To Catch A Thief
2007.07.13:
Orson Welles, Fermented In The Bottle
2007.07.12:
War For Their Money
2007.07.12:
For Vitter Or For Worse
2007.07.11:
Nutbags From The Mailbag
2007.07.11:
Dr. Mouthpiece
2007.07.11:
The Recall Of Thiefy Delgadillo
2007.07.11:
Hunk In The Trunk
2007.07.11:
And You're Ugly, Too
2007.07.10:
So, He Beats His Wife A Little When He's Drunk
2007.07.10:
The "Forgotten" Refugees Of The Middle East
2007.07.09:
Sneaky Verizon Cuts Your Copper Wires
2007.07.09:
Primitive Understanding Of Biology Leads To Primitive Behavior
2007.07.09:
I Like To Pay The Small Bucks, Not The Big Ones
2007.07.08:
Deliver The Catholics And Convert Them To Rationality
2007.07.08:
"I'm Rubber, You're Glue"
2007.07.08:
Organic Food Doesn't Just Taste Better
2007.07.07:
Tancredo's Simple Solution To Illegal Immigration
2007.07.07:
God Says You Can't Have Sex Before Marriage, But Anal Sex Is Okay
2007.07.06:
Sometimes, You Don't Even Have To Read The Letter
2007.07.06:
Why I Have Anthelios XL 50+ Sunblock And You Don't
2007.07.06:
Yo, Senator, We're Not That Stupid
2007.07.06:
Give The Scooter Treatment To Jailed Potheads
2007.07.05:
How To Get Me To Photograph Your Store
2007.07.05:
Sentencing Rules Are For Other People
2007.07.04:
Why Beautiful People Have More Daughters
2007.07.04:
The LA Times Finally Notices That Thiefy Delgadillo Is Crooked
2007.07.03:
The Seven-Year Itch Gets Shorter
2007.07.02:
Why So Many Muslims Want To Convert Or Kill The Rest Of Us
2007.07.02:
Know Your Death Squad!
2007.07.01:
Tea And Crumpets With Osama
2007.06.30:
Bonehenge
2007.06.30:
Oh, Boohoo, Somebody Was Sneaky
2007.06.30:
The Murderers Within
2007.06.29:
"No, Thanks...Just Finished My Raw Sewage Shake"
2007.06.29:
Asshole Of The Day
2007.06.29:
D'ya Think It's The Jews?
2007.06.29:
Every Witch Way But Rational
2007.06.28:
"Let My Potheads Go!"
2007.06.28:
Update On "Sex Isn't Proof Of Rape"
2007.06.27:
Wave Hello To Your Kids, Go To Jail
2007.06.27:
Tell Us About Your "Office Husband"
2007.06.26:
In Venice, The Signs Say "No Pets," Not "No Dogs"
2007.06.26:
Sex Isn't Proof Of Rape
2007.06.26:
What's Worse Than Those Asshats Driving One-Handed While Yammering Into Their Cellphones?
2007.06.25:
A Big Wet Kiss From Fatah And Hamas
2007.06.25:
U-Take Your Life In Your Hands
2007.06.24:
Why Not Force Parents To Support Kids 'Til The Kids Turn 40?!
2007.06.24:
The Last Thing Any Palestinian Should Want Is A Palestinian State
2007.06.23:
The Man Behind The Mask
2007.06.23:
Fill Your Tank, Teach A Terrorist
2007.06.23:
More Sleaze-a-dillo
2007.06.22:
If There Were A God
2007.06.22:
Who's Yer Daddy? No...Really.
2007.06.21:
Uncivilization And Its Discontents
2007.06.21:
God Might Get Insulted!
2007.06.21:
For Bitter Or For Worse
2007.06.20:
Thiefy Delgadillo
2007.06.20:
Calling A Featherhead A Featherhead
2007.06.19:
When Pigs Fly In Raincoats
2007.06.19:
Conspiracy Theory-Based Medicine
2007.06.18:
How To Conserve Condoms
2007.06.18:
Is Public Urination Free Speech?
2007.06.17:
Amy Takes A First (Well, Two, Actually)
2007.06.17:
They *Heart* Scooter Libby
2007.06.16:
Amy Loves Beaver
2007.06.15:
If Uncle Sam Were Your Doctor
2007.06.15:
SUV Advertising For People Who Believe Everything They Hear In Advertising
2007.06.14:
Lip Service Our Troops!
2007.06.13:
Boyz In The Suburban Hood
2007.06.13:
Betcha Can't Watch Just Once
2007.06.13:
Chasing Jamey
2007.06.12:
Ladies! Have You Breast-Fed Your Male Boss And Coworkers Today?
2007.06.12:
Meet The Mad Russian
2007.06.12:
Primitive Dimwits For President!
2007.06.12:
Remember The Constitution?
2007.06.11:
How To Pick Up Girls
2007.06.11:
A Self-Help Manual For Murderous Muslims
2007.06.10:
Having Your Head Up Your Ass Won't Keep Them From Chopping It Off
2007.06.10:
"Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor..."
2007.06.09:
Who's Your Nanny?
2007.06.09:
Socialized Medicine Kills
2007.06.08:
Us Versus Us
2007.06.08:
3,500 American Men And Women Killed In Iraq
2007.06.08:
How To Do Jail Time With Class
2007.06.07:
Never Even Seen A Vagina
2007.06.07:
The Rude To Recovery
2007.06.06:
Alternative To What?
2007.06.06:
The Other Mr. Jefferson
2007.06.06:
A View From Behind The Veil
2007.06.05:
They Left Out Terrorism!
2007.06.05:
I. Heart. Community. Activism.
2007.06.05:
Oh, Hurl
2007.06.04:
Poor, Beleaguered Muslims
2007.06.03:
Erin Aubry Kaplan's White Fright
2007.06.02:
Squirrel, Interrupted
2007.06.02:
What Is "Vote Caging" And Why Does It Matter?
2007.06.01:
All In A Day's Work
2007.06.01:
Alterman Has An Intern?
2007.05.31:
Susan Jacoby In Praise Of Foxhole Atheists
2007.05.31:
A Tale Of Naked Whoa
2007.05.30:
What About Me Says I'm Likely To Give You A 6 a.m. Computer Tutorial While I'm Eating My Eggs?
2007.05.30:
Morons Who Vote
2007.05.29:
Smart Car/Stupid Car
2007.05.29:
â€Let’s Donate A Kidney!"
2007.05.28:
Gratuitous Shot Of My Microscopic Dog
2007.05.28:
If Only We Had Socialized Medicine!
2007.05.28:
What Can You Say About A Country That Was Too Stupid To Get On Board With The War In Iraq?
2007.05.27:
The Draft Dodger-In-Chief
2007.05.27:
David Remnick's Book Report
2007.05.26:
Got A Car To Sell?
2007.05.26:
Thank You In Advance For Not Inviting Me To Your Bridal Shower
2007.05.25:
20-20 Foresight
2007.05.25:
Homophobia Trumps Terrorphobia
2007.05.25:
Hang With Elmore Leonard Tonight
2007.05.24:
Meet My Next Car
2007.05.24:
Scotts Miracle-Sue
2007.05.24:
Maybe, Just Maybe, Ron Paul Was Right
2007.05.23:
Elmore Reads Venice
2007.05.23:
Venice reads Elmore
2007.05.23:
Looks Like The Shit And The Fan Are About To Have A Rendezvous
2007.05.23:
Not Taking Know For An Answer
2007.05.22:
Islamo-Fascist Chic Now Available On Amazon!
2007.05.22:
Suicide And The City
2007.05.22:
Tofu Is Murder
2007.05.21:
Crime Scene Cleanup Needed
2007.05.21:
An Improbable Couple
2007.05.21:
GOP, The Party Of Whiny Pussies?
2007.05.21:
What's Best For Us, Not What's Best For Them
2007.05.20:
End Marriage Privileging. Or Give It To Everyone
2007.05.20:
Pat Condell Doesn't Respect Your Beliefs
2007.05.20:
Not Only Is He Unethical, He Brags About It
2007.05.19:
Boo-hoo, Looks Are Important!
2007.05.19:
The Compass Versus The Chicken Entrails
2007.05.18:
Backwards To The Future
2007.05.18:
Charlotte's (Tangled) Web
2007.05.18:
Choosing Our Guests Wisely
2007.05.17:
Ask People To Think And They'll Boycott The Crap Out Of You
2007.05.17:
Another Reason People Might Be Naming Their Kids Apple Or Bacon
2007.05.16:
Bye-Bye, Mona Lisa
2007.05.16:
Sacrificing, Not Supporting, Our Troops
2007.05.15:
Madge Gets Mudflaps
2007.05.15:
Is There Some Joke I'm Missing Here?
2007.05.15:
Explode The Homeless!
2007.05.14:
Left, Right, And Wacky In The Head
2007.05.14:
Monsieur Liarface Meets Madame Hotflash
2007.05.13:
Why Don't I Shut The Hell Up?
2007.05.13:
Somebody I Admire Who Won't Shut Up Either
2007.05.12:
I Almost Hit A Dog On Friday
2007.05.12:
Yoohoo, Ladies...Where's The Outrage?
2007.05.12:
Isabel Blows Us Off
2007.05.11:
What They Say
2007.05.11:
Groovy! I'm A Finalist For A Piece I Wrote For Hustler!
2007.05.11:
While We're On Porn
2007.05.11:
Whoopee! Gas Prices Are Sky-High!
2007.05.10:
Businessman With Cat On Back, Santa Monica
2007.05.10:
Advice Goddess
And
Finalist!
2007.05.10:
Diddle He Or Didn't He
2007.05.10:
Make A Marriage License More Like A Driver's License
2007.05.09:
Mommy Dearest (As In, Mommy's Quite Expensive)
2007.05.09:
Restauranteur Guilty Of Murderism
2007.05.08:
Christopher Hitchens' Eight-Point Plan
2007.05.07:
When Horny Is Criminal
2007.05.07:
They're Pro-Life -- But Only If You're Cute And Innocent
2007.05.07:
LA Would Be A Big Small Town
2007.05.06:
Ségo Concedes To Sarko!
2007.05.06:
Why Islam Creates Murderers, Foments Hate, And Keeps Women Down
2007.05.06:
What's Wrong With National Health Care?
2007.05.05:
When Free Speech Becomes Stolen Speech
2007.05.05:
The Doublemint Twins Hit 80
2007.05.05:
Try The P-Chip
2007.05.05:
The People In Charge of
Protecting
Annoying You At Airports
2007.05.04:
Does Ron Paul Have A Chance?
2007.05.04:
Jack Dunphy Has A Good Question
2007.05.03:
Can We Talk About Persistent Public Nose-Blowing?
2007.05.03:
Hopeless Springs Eternal
2007.05.03:
One More Thing To Love About Kate Coe
2007.05.02:
No Negotiating With Barbarians
2007.05.02:
Those Poor Little Lost Bunnies, The Palestinians
2007.05.02:
La Vote En France
2007.05.01:
Vote Your Vagina
2007.05.01:
"The Pay Gap" Is Really A Data Gap
2007.05.01:
It's All Where You Put The Punctuation
2007.04.30:
LA Times Festival Of Books
2007.04.30:
The Puppy Dog Theory Of Terrorism
2007.04.30:
Iran Promotes The Mono-Brow
2007.04.29:
Here Comes The Sludge
2007.04.29:
It Could Be Worse
2007.04.28:
Today Would Be An Unwise Day To Act Undercivilized Around Me
2007.04.28:
Taking Appropriate Legal Action?
2007.04.28:
The Difference Between Sunni And Shiite
2007.04.28:
Oh, That's Just Twisted
2007.04.27:
Getting There Is More Than Half The Trip
2007.04.27:
Poison Uncontrolled
2007.04.26:
He Remembers The First Time He Had Sex -- He Still Has The Receipt
2007.04.26:
Okay, We Broke It. They Keep Breaking It.
2007.04.25:
Religion: Just Make Shit Up...
2007.04.25:
Lollapa-Loser
2007.04.25:
Who Owns Our Water And Why That Matters
2007.04.24:
I Thug Therefore I Am
2007.04.24:
Kidnapped By Snickers, Not Strangers
2007.04.24:
Amy At LA Times Festival Of Books
2007.04.23:
Blasting
Baldwin
Basinger
2007.04.23:
Scarface, The Abridged Version
2007.04.23:
Just Another Day In The "Religion Of Peace"
2007.04.22:
Are You Agnostic About Talking Tomatoes?
2007.04.22:
Look Who's Watching
2007.04.21:
Tie A Yellow G-String...
2007.04.21:
We Value Your Bullshit
2007.04.20:
The God Squad
2007.04.19:
Justice Alito And My Gallbladder
2007.04.19:
The Scum Of Its Parts
2007.04.18:
Who Are You, And What Are You Doing Without Your Shoes?
2007.04.18:
The Pint Of No Return
2007.04.18:
The Don Imus Of Politics
2007.04.17:
Guns Weren't Allowed On Campus
2007.04.17:
1600 Propaganda Avenue
2007.04.16:
Art Of The Intestine
2007.04.16:
Very General Aviation
2007.04.16:
Either You're Clueless Or You're Lying
2007.04.16:
Baaa-aaaad Company
2007.04.15:
Amy Passes For White
2007.04.14:
"Stop" Is Another Way Of Saying "Stop"
2007.04.14:
The Meaning Of Christmas (Presents)
2007.04.14:
Abstaining From Abstinence Programs
2007.04.13:
Living Out Louder
2007.04.13:
Lionel Tiger On Why Black Men Call Black Women "Ho"
2007.04.12:
Hello, Mother, Hello Fodder...
2007.04.12:
What Price False Accusation?
2007.04.11:
Diversity Training For The Marathon
2007.04.11:
A Loaf Of...Whatever!
2007.04.11:
Every Witch Way But Loose
2007.04.10:
My Other Car Is A Car
2007.04.10:
Hey, I Made The List!
2007.04.09:
Feloniously Clean
2007.04.09:
My Other Car Is A Broom
2007.04.09:
Sneaking Jesus Into Government
2007.04.09:
A Speaking Engagement Worth Going To
2007.04.08:
No, I Don't Want To Press "One" For English
2007.04.08:
Saudi Primitivia Opens A Tiny Door For Women
2007.04.07:
Playground Insults With Bombs And Guns
2007.04.07:
You Could Have Gilbert Gottfried Read The Collected Works Of Chaucer
2007.04.06:
"Access To A Waiting List Is Not Access To Health Care"
2007.04.06:
Pope On The Ropes
2007.04.06:
Gee, Thanks!
2007.04.05:
Welcome To The Security Circus!
2007.04.05:
Johnny's Got A Shun
2007.04.04:
Getting At Cancer Before Cancer Gets Us
2007.04.04:
The Pig Picture
2007.04.03:
You Never Know When You'll Encounter A Unitarian Terrorist
2007.04.03:
George Bush In China
2007.04.03:
Why Learn From History When You Can Just Erase It?
2007.04.02:
A Girlfriend Who Appreciates A Boyfriend's Sense Of Humor
2007.04.02:
Did "God" Create Homer Simpson?
2007.04.02:
Another Question About Tipping
2007.04.01:
I Don't Think Terrorists Have Hollywood Agents
2007.04.01:
A Wine Column For Regular People
2007.03.31:
Joey Palmer Should Get A Damn Job That Pays
2007.03.31:
Why Good People Go Evil
2007.03.30:
Peanutbutter, An Atheist's Nightmare!
2007.03.30:
The Difference Between Equal Treatment And Special Treatment
2007.03.30:
A Letter From My Neighbor
2007.03.29:
The White House As A Big Lobbying Firm
2007.03.29:
The War On Reason
2007.03.28:
It's A Religion Thing
2007.03.28:
Pleased To Meat You
2007.03.27:
The Ugly Place Islam And Catholicism Meet
2007.03.27:
Blogging Death
2007.03.26:
Do You Use The Most Harmful Drugs?
2007.03.26:
Like Chavez, Like Bush
2007.03.26:
How To Make The LA Times A Better Paper
2007.03.25:
He Who Dies With The Most Kalashnikovs Wins
2007.03.25:
Not Your Mother's Vaporizer
2007.03.24:
How To Prevent Air Rage
2007.03.24:
The Gestapo Of Dolls
2007.03.23:
Cathy Seipp
2007.03.23:
Welcome To The Ghetto For Girls!
2007.03.22:
Yoga Psychos
2007.03.21:
You Get What You Copay For
2007.03.19:
Pimp My Living Room
2007.03.19:
Barbarians At The Gate
2007.03.18:
War Protest In Hollywood On Saturday
2007.03.18:
Freedom From Paying For Religion
2007.03.17:
They Say It's The Thought That Counts
2007.03.17:
The Real McCain
2007.03.17:
Don't Say "Never Again," Just Ask "When?"
2007.03.16:
Killed Cartoons
2007.03.16:
Disney Notices That Black People Have Disposable Income, Too
2007.03.16:
Are You A Stooge For God?
2007.03.15:
"Hey, Lady..."
2007.03.15:
"How Many Jews Did Mama Kill?"
2007.03.15:
Pillage Talk
2007.03.15:
Why Is There So Little Feminist Humor?
2007.03.14:
Criminally Ill
2007.03.14:
Taxpayers' Rights
2007.03.13:
It's Starbucks, Not Lutece
2007.03.13:
From 1776 To 2007
2007.03.13:
A Direct Attack On Free Thought
2007.03.12:
Travis Bickle Meets L. Ron Hubbard
2007.03.12:
Ayaan Hirsi Ali Reviews The West
2007.03.11:
Is It Just An Upskirt Photo Or Is It Art?
2007.03.11:
The Trans Fat Psychos Are Changing Your Food In A Bad Way
2007.03.11:
Well, Saddam's Dead!
2007.03.10:
The Grand Canyon
2007.03.10:
Rationalist Scum!
2007.03.10:
Look! Down Here!
2007.03.09:
New Yuck City
2007.03.09:
Guess Who's Running For President
2007.03.09:
In Reason We Trust...
2007.03.08:
Giving The Gift Of Life? Well, What If You Want To Sell It Instead?
2007.03.08:
How To Best "Celebrate The Human Body"
2007.03.07:
Making Telemarketers Pay...Cash
2007.03.07:
The Wireless Enema
2007.03.07:
Scum Kind Of Wonderful
2007.03.06:
I See Naked People
2007.03.06:
"I Can't Believe It's A...Garage!"
2007.03.05:
Equal Pay For Equal Work? Not If Your Boss Is Named Allah
2007.03.05:
The Other Red Meat
2007.03.04:
King Cody And Princess Dakota And Their Peasants, Uh, Parents
2007.03.04:
Ann Coulter's Been A Little Short On Press Lately
2007.03.04:
Reed It And Weep
2007.03.03:
When "Arbitration" Is A Very Bad Thing
2007.03.02:
The Hidden Realities Of Islam
2007.03.02:
Fire In A Crowded Theater, Islamic-Style
2007.03.01:
You'd Rather See Women Posed In Burkhas?
2007.03.01:
The End Of The French Fry
2007.03.01:
Welcome, Assholes!
2007.02.28:
What's Worse Than Some Lady In A Ginormous SUV Holding Her Cell While Driving?
2007.02.28:
A Very Inconvenient Truth
2007.02.28:
She Mrs. The Point
2007.02.28:
Are Your Sperm Past The Sell-By Date?
2007.02.27:
Just Because The Child's On A Leash
2007.02.27:
Time To Put On The Red Wig
2007.02.27:
Anna Nicole Who?
2007.02.27:
When Corduroy Comes Out Of The Closet
2007.02.26:
Why?
2007.02.26:
Why People Blow Themselves Up
2007.02.26:
Does Eric's Butt Look Fat In These Pants?
2007.02.25:
Just Up The Block, Stores Called Epilepsy And Rheumatism
2007.02.25:
Diagnosis: Asshole
2007.02.25:
Hey, Thanks, George!
2007.02.24:
How To Explain Theft To Socialists
2007.02.23:
If You're This Retarded
2007.02.23:
Weed Delivers
2007.02.23:
There's Hope For Your Weekend!
2007.02.23:
Why Arab Muslims Come To America
2007.02.22:
"Well, 'F' Them!"
2007.02.22:
Arson For Islam
2007.02.21:
Giuliani For...Mayor
2007.02.21:
No, Not All Canadian Muslims, Just 84,000 Of Them
2007.02.20:
Loose Brains
2007.02.20:
"Pants Are Back"!
2007.02.20:
Venice Against Pussy?
2007.02.19:
Playing Health Care Like Lotto
2007.02.18:
The Shrine Of The Sacred Squirrel
2007.02.18:
The Ancient Chinese Art Of Separating Fools And Their Money
2007.02.17:
Sad Surprise While Shopping
2007.02.17:
"Breathtaking Inanity"
2007.02.16:
Too Bad Bumper Stickers Aren't Bulletproof
2007.02.16:
Sleazy Does It
2007.02.16:
The Cost Of War, Pictured
2007.02.16:
Going All The Away
2007.02.15:
Dear Dinesh
2007.02.15:
Iraq & Al Qaeda Sittin' In A Tree...
2007.02.14:
Venice Living
2007.02.14:
Girls
Against
For Cat Calls
2007.02.14:
Incredibly Courageous Woman
2007.02.14:
Hey, Dr. Zhivago, They Don't Take Euros At McDonald's
2007.02.13:
Global Warming Caused By Star Exhaust, Not Car Exhaust?
2007.02.13:
Asshole-Canceling Headphones For The Vain
2007.02.12:
The Problem With Islam
2007.02.12:
Why Democracy Won't Work In Muslim Countries
2007.02.11:
Mary Had A Little War
2007.02.11:
Be Careful What You Wish For
2007.02.10:
Beyond The Valley Of Ugly
2007.02.10:
D Is For Disappointment
2007.02.10:
The Gospel Of Food
2007.02.09:
Sex And The Single Islamic Girl
2007.02.09:
Welfare For Airborne Multimillionaires
2007.02.08:
Scabies? Herpes? Hepatitis? An Asteroid-Sized Hemorrhoid?
2007.02.08:
"Charges Won't Be Filed Against The Woman"?
2007.02.07:
Poof! He's Straight!
2007.02.07:
Slippery When Unwed
2007.02.07:
Is That A Nuke In Your Suitcase...?
2007.02.07:
Want To See My Column And/Or Other Writing In The LA Times?
2007.02.06:
Health Careless
2007.02.06:
Are You A Woman Or A Goat?
2007.02.05:
But, Can You Bring Your Dog To Your 12-Step Meeting?
2007.02.05:
Dworkinized
2007.02.04:
Sleeping With The Enema
2007.02.04:
Muslim Low Self-Esteem
2007.02.04:
God Said Ha
2007.02.03:
Back Asswards
2007.02.03:
The Mad Russian's Pretty Damn Sane
2007.02.02:
Sugartits...Now With Almonds!
2007.02.02:
Everybody Must NOT Get Stoned
2007.02.01:
A View Inside The White House
2007.02.01:
How About Charges Of Stupidism?
2007.02.01:
Who's Spreading Fear In The USA?
2007.02.01:
Fabulous Moments In Bad Timing
2007.01.31:
Under Construction
2007.01.31:
The Democrats Cut Up The Credit Cards
2007.01.31:
Five O'Clock Eyeshadow
2007.01.31:
Tom Cruise, Jesus Wanna-Be
2007.01.30:
Grief Without God
2007.01.30:
George Carlin's Prayers
2007.01.29:
"A Rather Louche Garment..."
2007.01.29:
What 200 Calories Looks Like
2007.01.29:
How Palestinians Resolve Their Differences
2007.01.28:
Papa Smurf In Clay
2007.01.28:
Thanks For The Genocide!
2007.01.27:
What Serious Cellulite Looks Like At Closing Time
2007.01.27:
That Liberal Media
2007.01.27:
Those Poor, Persecuted Palestinians
2007.01.27:
How To Drive A Humvee In Baghdad
2007.01.26:
What Did ATT Fix?
2007.01.26:
If There's A Black Caucus, And A Latino Caucus...
2007.01.25:
What's Lower Than Self-Publishing?
2007.01.25:
Cartoon Violence Vs. Real Violence
2007.01.25:
Hey, You Forgot the Spicks, Wops, and Polacks!
2007.01.25:
Bonjour. Where's My Sharia Law?!
2007.01.25:
Save The Wails
2007.01.24:
Sperm Limits
2007.01.24:
We Get Mail
2007.01.24:
Finally! Justice For Crooked Congresspeople
2007.01.23:
Screaming Brat And Parents Thrown Off AirTran
2007.01.23:
Amy On Nightline -- Video Is Up
2007.01.22:
Today's Dumbshit Comment
2007.01.22:
The Sky
Is
May Be Falling
2007.01.21:
How To Chase People Away From Your Gallery
2007.01.21:
Helen Fisher Is...What?
2007.01.21:
"A Reader Named Gregg"
2007.01.20:
Nightline -- My "Blogslappings"
2007.01.19:
Who's Yer Mommy?
2007.01.19:
Amy On Nightline Friday Night
2007.01.19:
Need A Great Tenant?
2007.01.18:
The Evil Among Us
2007.01.18:
Today's Nasty Little Snot
2007.01.17:
A Swine Romance
2007.01.17:
Do-It-Yourself Diplomacy
2007.01.16:
Wouldn't A Fly Swatter Be Sufficient?
2007.01.16:
No Dumb Kids Left Behind?
2007.01.16:
The Bush Legacy
2007.01.15:
Arnold For President
2007.01.15:
Where The Wild Things Aren't
2007.01.15:
We Get Hate Mail!
2007.01.14:
Please Melt
2007.01.14:
"The Lord Has Chossen You As A Vessel"
2007.01.14:
The Truth Will Set Your Freer Than You'd Like
2007.01.13:
Next, We'll Blow Glass To Make A Bottle To Store It In!
2007.01.13:
There's No Such Thing As "Progressive" Humor
2007.01.12:
Eva Burgess' Optometric Needs Make The Wall Street Journal
2007.01.12:
If You Make $7.25 An Hour, How Dare You Have A Kid?
2007.01.12:
Bush's Best Friends Are Financing The War
2007.01.11:
Meet The Burqini
2007.01.10:
Drawing A Smileyface On The War
2007.01.10:
The Path Of Leash Resistence
2007.01.10:
Reminder! Sue Shapiro-A-Thon
2007.01.09:
Borrowing From Karzai To Pay Al-Maliki
2007.01.09:
An American Foreign Legion
2007.01.08:
Ugly Is All-Natural; Beauty Takes Work
2007.01.08:
Exactly How I See The Democrats
2007.01.07:
Another Day, Another Death Threat
2007.01.07:
One More Bad Thing That's Good For Them
2007.01.06:
The New Saddam
2007.01.06:
Ignoring The Past
2007.01.05:
How To Beat Your Wife
2007.01.05:
The Secret Of Great Skin
2007.01.05:
Help Amy With Her Homework
2007.01.04:
Color Them Criminal
2007.01.04:
Small Is Bigger
2007.01.04:
Pat's Best Friend, God
2007.01.03:
When Billionaires Divorce
2007.01.03:
Too Mush Of A Good Thing
2007.01.03:
Scam-Vites
2007.01.02:
Not Annoying Enough?
2007.01.02:
Let's Get Intolerant About "Tolerance"
2007.01.01:
What Is Racism?
2007.01.01:
And We're Worried About Two Nervous Homos Being Parents?
2007.01.01:
The End Of Dumb
2006.12.31:
Still Monica-Bashing After All These Years
2006.12.30:
Whoopee, We Executed Saddam!
2006.12.30:
Great Moments In Bad Hiring
2006.12.30:
Welcome To Your High-Tech Nightmare
2006.12.29:
Eva Burgess Is Getting Glasses!
2006.12.29:
Is Sticking Your Name On A Wing Of A Museum Charity?
2006.12.29:
Cathy Seipp's Prison Fantasy
2006.12.29:
When The Advice Goddess Gets Dumped
2006.12.28:
Don't Lie To Me, Asswads
2006.12.28:
How The West Was Won
2006.12.28:
What Are You Reading Now?
2006.12.28:
If Saddam Were Still In Power...
2006.12.27:
The New Caliphate
2006.12.27:
Leave Conquers All
2006.12.26:
What If The NBA Had Quotas?
2006.12.26:
The Best Thing Since "Critical Buffy Studies"
2006.12.25:
Another Reason To Like Frank Gehry
2006.12.25:
Sauced Cause
2006.12.25:
Religion Hurts People
2006.12.24:
The Frida Kahlo Problem
2006.12.23:
"Plaintiff Contends She Is A Cyborg"
2006.12.23:
Whatever Your Primitive Religion, Women Are Shit
2006.12.23:
Sue Shapiro-A-Thon
2006.12.22:
Amy Alkon, Wine Snob
2006.12.22:
Jack Writes Back!
2006.12.21:
Impeach Pie, Anyone?
2006.12.21:
Spoiled Brat Can Dish It Out
2006.12.21:
"Do You Hate Muslims?"
2006.12.20:
Spanking The Overgrown Spoiled Brat
2006.12.20:
I Don't Think Explosive Diarrhea Will Blow Up A Plane
2006.12.20:
We're Wosing
2006.12.20:
Crotch Rot
2006.12.19:
No Time Like Now To Start Honoring The Real Female Achievers
2006.12.18:
How About Mandating Dumbshit Insurance?
2006.12.18:
Moulding Young Minds
2006.12.17:
Raised On Lies And Hate
2006.12.17:
Taliban Singles Online
2006.12.17:
John McCain Is A Big Ole Slut
2006.12.16:
My New Shoes
2006.12.16:
Reefer Mad-As-Hell-Ness
2006.12.15:
Welcome To The "Pentacostalgon"
2006.12.15:
Voting For The Man Or The Myth?
2006.12.15:
Dilbert Does Deganya
2006.12.14:
The Best Argument For Being Cremated?
2006.12.14:
Immigrant Muslims As Rapists -- Rape Epidemic In Scandanavian Countries
2006.12.13:
Apart-huh?
2006.12.13:
Unintelligent Obfuscation
2006.12.12:
A Man Can Lose Everything
2006.12.12:
Self-Help Worth Helping Yourself To
2006.12.12:
Page Six Has Been Around For Over A Million Years
2006.12.11:
America The Humorless
2006.12.11:
From Here To Attorneys’ Fees
2006.12.10:
This One's A Peeper
2006.12.10:
Jesus Really Does Save
2006.12.10:
Blend Already
2006.12.08:
Why Israel Isn't The Bad Guy
2006.12.08:
The Devil Wears Pravda
2006.12.07:
Dead Again?
2006.12.06:
The Morons Protecting Us
2006.12.06:
Take Your Jesus To Work Day
2006.12.05:
Disco Inferno On Boulevard Haussman
2006.12.05:
Higher Taxes Courtesy Of The Party Of Lower Taxes
2006.12.04:
Does Anybody Believe The White House Doublespeak Anymore?
2006.12.04:
Private Jet For Jesus?
2006.12.03:
Accept No Substitute
2006.12.03:
Like Intellectual Toxic Waste, Religion Seeps Into Medicine
2006.12.03:
Sign Here, Sexy
2006.12.02:
Another Example Of How Technology Divides People
2006.12.02:
What's Gone Wrong With The GOP?
2006.12.01:
Desperately Seeking Susan Sontag
2006.12.01:
Sam Harris Decimates Dennis Prager
2006.12.01:
Atheists Are Funnier
2006.11.30:
Not In Kansas Anymore
2006.11.30:
Silly Techno-Bashers
2006.11.29:
Back For More!
2006.11.29:
More Like This Guy, Please
2006.11.28:
The Psychology Behind Homicide Bombings
2006.11.28:
Your Rights When Stopped By A Cop
2006.11.28:
Go West, Young Diaper!
2006.11.27:
"Persecuted Like Me"
2006.11.27:
Father Nos Best
2006.11.26:
The Presumption Of Perversion
2006.11.26:
It's Hard Out Here For A Wimp
2006.11.26:
How Do You Have A Cease-Fire If Only One Side Ceases Firing?
2006.11.25:
Hey, Londoners!
2006.11.25:
Our Favorite Bottom Feeder Crawls Out From Under Her Rock
2006.11.25:
Did You Pray To Your Demon God Today?
2006.11.24:
The Cleavage Police Are On Patrol
2006.11.24:
Free-Market Gross-Outs
2006.11.24:
The Cheapest Distance Between Two Points
2006.11.23:
Islam, A Religion Of...Uh...
2006.11.22:
The Sky Is Falling (And The Oceans Are Boiling, Too)?
2006.11.22:
For The Sexual Amateur
2006.11.22:
Was It All A Set-Up?
2006.11.21:
"Airline Security Theater"
2006.11.21:
Couldn't Happen To A Nicer Guy
2006.11.21:
Professor Olbermann On Vietnam
2006.11.20:
Shrooms With A View
2006.11.20:
When America Goes All Islamic
2006.11.19:
What Bill O'Reilly Isn't Gonna Do
2006.11.19:
The Lady I Sat Next To On The Plane
2006.11.19:
Still Vacant After All These Years
2006.11.19:
Gore Vidal Alert
2006.11.18:
Barefoot And Pregnant, Here We Come!
2006.11.18:
The Bad News
2006.11.18:
Wait...We...Won...In Vietnam?
2006.11.17:
Abramoff Writes...
2006.11.17:
Wokking Tall
2006.11.17:
Come To Jesus!
2006.11.17:
Joyce Kilmer, Rot In Hell!
2006.11.16:
Terrorists Have Feelings, Too?
2006.11.16:
The Gay Agenda
2006.11.15:
Feminists Want You To Have A Mustache And Wear Big Ugly Shoes
2006.11.15:
"My Primitive, Irrational Belief's Better Than Your Primitive, Irrational Belief!"
2006.11.15:
Science Disproves Zombies, Ghosts, And Vampires
2006.11.14:
Take It From One Who Knows
2006.11.14:
The Beauty Of Being A Bitch
2006.11.13:
Still Justifying After All These Years
2006.11.13:
Life Begins At...
2006.11.13:
What God'll Getcha
2006.11.12:
Did You Also Slaughter A Goat?
2006.11.12:
Let Arnold Run
2006.11.12:
The War On Sense
2006.11.11:
The Middle Wing
2006.11.11:
The Shrew Must Go On
2006.11.11:
A Republican Makes The Agenda
2006.11.10:
Red, White, And Blue-er
2006.11.10:
The Failed Businessman Does It Again
2006.11.10:
What's Wrong With Eating Pony?
2006.11.09:
Ring My Bell!
2006.11.09:
Believing In Dumb, Unproven Crap Can Kill
2006.11.09:
How Much Is That Bloggie In The Window?
2006.11.08:
Welcome To The American Dream
2006.11.08:
Rumsfeld Cuts And Runs
2006.11.07:
Aid To Dependent Iraquis
2006.11.07:
The Areola That Changed Everything
2006.11.06:
He Smoked Meth, But He Didn't Inhale
2006.11.06:
Give That Woman Plaque!
2006.11.05:
Days Of Wine And Sloppy Journalism
2006.11.05:
A Ghost On The Huff Post?
2006.11.04:
It All Happened So Fast
2006.11.04:
I Hate Corn Syrup
2006.11.03:
Where Tolerance Meets Stupidity
2006.11.02:
Les Hot Links
2006.11.02:
Dear Airborne Moron
2006.11.02:
Why Would I Have A Problem With Gay Voters?
2006.11.01:
Portrait Of The Advice Columnist As A Young, Unframed Woman
2006.11.01:
Women As Uncovered Meat
2006.11.01:
Chemistry Settling
2006.10.31:
Texas Tattoos
2006.10.31:
Flying First Class Or Fat Class?
2006.10.30:
Le Monde N'Est Pas Votre Cendrier
2006.10.30:
Terrorists, Go Home
2006.10.30:
Dante Goes To Baghdad
2006.10.29:
Watching Porn From A Lucite Bench
2006.10.29:
I Hate Baby Bush
2006.10.28:
The Duck Is On Its Last Leg
2006.10.28:
Depends What The Definition Of "Is" Is
2006.10.27:
"Speak Softly And Carry A Big Stick"
2006.10.27:
A New Definition Of Child Abuse
2006.10.27:
The Only Thing I Don't Understand
2006.10.26:
The Paris Street
2006.10.26:
Islam And Modern European Values Do Not Mix
2006.10.26:
Boohoohoo, The LA Weekly Is Reporting News
2006.10.26:
Sanity Test
2006.10.26:
The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Got Company
2006.10.25:
Chien Perdu
2006.10.25:
We Broke It, You Pay For It
2006.10.25:
Hear Me Blab In France
2006.10.24:
Unsafe At Any Speed
2006.10.24:
Giving Michael J. Fox The Thug's Rush
2006.10.22:
Birthday At La Coupole
2006.10.22:
Are We Or Aren't We?
2006.10.22:
Muppets On The Métro
2006.10.22:
Tempest in a B Cup
2006.10.21:
How To Buy A Chicken
2006.10.21:
What's Wrong With Sexy Mommy Halloween?
2006.10.21:
Talk To The Snail
2006.10.19:
Amy & Lena's Excellent Paris Adventure
2006.10.19:
I'm Not A Gang Member And I Don't Belong To A Gym
2006.10.19:
Sheeple Are Ugly
2006.10.18:
It's Called "British Airways" Not "Airline Employees For Jesus"
2006.10.18:
Delusion, Not Honesty, Is The Best Policy
2006.10.17:
Geek House
2006.10.17:
Equal Pay For A Whole Lot Less Work?
2006.10.17:
How Come God Never Tells Anyone To Clean Between Their Toes And Shut Up?
2006.10.16:
The Aisle Less Traveled
2006.10.16:
Habeas Corpse
2006.10.16:
Armey Of One
2006.10.15:
Everything Under The Sun Is Racism
2006.10.15:
Affirmative Discrimination
2006.10.14:
Big Pharma? Big Altie
2006.10.14:
Is There Anything That Can't Be Seen As An Insult To Islam?
2006.10.13:
George Bush's First Veto
2006.10.12:
Why I Don't Live Near The Santa Monica Airport
2006.10.12:
LA Times Investigates How Not To Bore Readers Senseless
2006.10.12:
What The 'Nutters Really Wanted
2006.10.12:
Why Does Congress Seem So Much Like Junior High?
2006.10.11:
Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hiding
2006.10.11:
"The Poet Laureate Of Wild Assholes With Guns"
2006.10.11:
A Man Of The Sloth
2006.10.10:
Trans Fatty Asses
2006.10.10:
"I'm A Christian And You Suck!"
2006.10.10:
The 2,000-Year-Old Man On Blogging
2006.10.09:
More Than Just A KFC Or Two In Baghdad
2006.10.08:
Pay To Play Voting
2006.10.08:
I Love This Man
2006.10.08:
"Foley's Closet Will Be His Tomb"
2006.10.07:
The Horror...The Horror...
2006.10.06:
Art Teacher Shows Kids Extremely Expensive Porn
2006.10.06:
A Stiff Among The Swells
2006.10.06:
Duck And Cover!
2006.10.05:
Clinging To God Like A Rat On Driftwood
2006.10.05:
Does The 5 Freeway Run Through Loehmann's?
2006.10.04:
Your Boy Isn't The Only One Who Gets Use Of The Magic Ring
2006.10.04:
A Few Words About Bill Clinton
2006.10.04:
Boobs Are Good Food
2006.10.04:
God Doesn't Just Hate Amputees
2006.10.03:
Now They're Challenging Me To A Bar Brawl
2006.10.03:
You Might Be Offended But That Doesn't Mean I'm Wrong
2006.10.03:
The Tenants Of The Conservative Right
2006.10.02:
Ain't Nothin' But A Hound Dog
2006.10.02:
They Investigated Clinton's Cat
2006.10.02:
Carnival Of The Godless
2006.10.02:
Three Terrible Mistakes
2006.10.01:
Guess Who's Looking After The Children
2006.10.01:
What Did They Know And When Did They Know It?
2006.10.01:
"A Crazy Beaver Tried To Ass-Rape Sharon Stone"
2006.10.01:
Is The TSA Screening Area A First Amendment-Free Zone?
2006.09.30:
Amy Alkon Is A Big, Dumb Meanie Who Won't Apologize
2006.09.30:
Why You Should Drink Your Coffee Instead Of Shoving It Up Your Butt
2006.09.30:
Jesus Camp
2006.09.29:
Little Shiva Goes To Burning Man
2006.09.29:
Scooby-Doo Did It
2006.09.28:
The Calendar Of A Killer?
2006.09.28:
Islam Is Religious Communism
2006.09.28:
Be Skeptical, Be Very, Very Skeptical
2006.09.27:
Will She Or Won't She?
2006.09.26:
When Cars Had Faces
2006.09.26:
Boo Hoo, Americans Are Investing In Mexico's Economy!
2006.09.26:
Boo Hoo, Wendy McElroy's A Big Meanie
2006.09.26:
Groping For More
2006.09.25:
We Did It For Democracy!
2006.09.24:
Sure, You Can Get Plan B In Rural Ohio
2006.09.24:
Gonna Shoot Him In His Toodles
2006.09.24:
Getcher Groovy Vintage French Sunglasses
2006.09.24:
What Happens To Moderate Muslims
2006.09.23:
Did Einstein Believe In God?
2006.09.23:
Clinton Kicks Some Fox Ass
2006.09.23:
How Much Is That Booby In The Window?
2006.09.22:
Make Charlotte Weird
2006.09.22:
Astrology Is Bunk
2006.09.22:
Businessbib
2006.09.21:
Men Always Make Passes...
2006.09.21:
"My Parents Went To Bible Study And All I Got Was This Lousy STD"
2006.09.21:
Senaturds And Congress Scum
2006.09.21:
Airline Scum
2006.09.21:
Angry Atheists
2006.09.20:
Midnight Blow Job
2006.09.20:
The Cowboy Is Confused
2006.09.20:
Check Out The Rhyming Flame-War
2006.09.19:
Hillbilly Haute Wheels
2006.09.19:
Daniel Dennett On The Pope's Remarks
2006.09.19:
Who's Afraid Of Dick Cheney?
2006.09.19:
Jokes For Geeks
2006.09.18:
Back Seat 'Diver
2006.09.18:
Pope On The Ropes
2006.09.18:
Couching Towards Bethlehem
2006.09.17:
Traffic Jam, Fort Worth Style
2006.09.17:
Hezbollah Is Poopy!
2006.09.16:
What You Won't Be Reading In LA Times Magazine
2006.09.15:
He's A Jew And He Drives A Ford
2006.09.15:
How The War On Drugs Hurts The War On Terror
2006.09.14:
The Great And Powerful Oz Of 43rd Street
2006.09.14:
Sunglasses Indoors
2006.09.13:
In-Fright Announcement
2006.09.13:
All They Have Left Is Fear
2006.09.13:
What Is Faith?
2006.09.12:
"The People Who Want Us Dead? They Aint Swedes"
2006.09.11:
450 Degrees Of Cathy Seipp
2006.09.10:
Do You Think Jewish Orthodontists Will Be Rioting In The Streets?
2006.09.10:
Better Late Than Never...I Guess
2006.09.09:
Xebra Loose In Santa Monica
2006.09.09:
Who's On First -- In Wearable Explosives?
2006.09.09:
Privacy Writes
2006.09.08:
Don't Criticize How He Drives 'Cuz He's With The FBI!
2006.09.08:
The Butt-Pinch: A Low-Cost Alternative To Accupuncture!
2006.09.08:
Who's The Media Whore?
2006.09.07:
Don't Marry This Woman!
2006.09.07:
The Docudrama That's A Whole Lotta Drama
2006.09.06:
Man Recovers Giant's Lost Dildo
2006.09.06:
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
2006.09.06:
From Famine To Feast
2006.09.05:
Breathe Easier, Breathe Easier
2006.09.05:
Mental Malpractice
2006.09.05:
Bansky Pranksy
2006.09.04:
Like Lipstick On A Crack Whore
2006.09.04:
Paid Leave For Single People
2006.09.03:
Republican Moron Needs A Vocabulary Lesson
2006.09.03:
The Kean Mutiny
2006.09.02:
Ritalin?
2006.09.02:
Wank Of America
2006.09.02:
Why Celebrities Should Keep Their Yaps Shut
2006.09.01:
He'll Sell You The Clothes Off His Back
2006.09.01:
Why The Bushies Really Are To Blame For Katrina
2006.09.01:
Nair Miss
2006.08.31:
Finally, A Politician Who Sounds Awake
2006.08.31:
Rude Little Shit Of The Day
2006.08.31:
Skeptics' Circle Is Up
2006.08.31:
Preying For Keeps
2006.08.30:
Tinkerhell
2006.08.30:
Letter To A Young Creationist
2006.08.30:
Is That A Bomb In Your Stool?
2006.08.30:
Truce On Drugs
2006.08.29:
Almost Hopper
2006.08.29:
Things Have Changed Since Katrina
2006.08.29:
Years Later, Kerry Finds A Set Of Snap-On Balls
2006.08.28:
The Sequel To "Yeast Infection," The Play
2006.08.28:
Are You $piritual?
2006.08.28:
Looking A Gift Horse In The Ass Again
2006.08.27:
The Portland Pooch
2006.08.27:
Unfair Use
2006.08.26:
Writergirl Tail
2006.08.26:
Our Puppet-In-Chief
2006.08.25:
I Brought A Balm On The Plane
2006.08.25:
The Skinny Hate Whore Walks Off The Set
2006.08.25:
Lucy Riccardo Has Been Saved Again
2006.08.24:
My Version Of Gregg's Version Of Project Runway
2006.08.24:
Civilized Disobedience
2006.08.23:
What You Don't Watch Won't Hurt Them
2006.08.23:
Respectful Insolence
2006.08.22:
"We Like To Think People Obey The Law"
2006.08.22:
Women In Relationships Don't Have Dirty Pictures?
2006.08.22:
Dirty Kitty Things
2006.08.22:
"Osama" Has Some Of The Same Letters As "Saddam"
2006.08.21:
A Midwestern Girl's Approach To National Finance
2006.08.21:
The Big Thumb
2006.08.21:
The Right Way To Read The New York Times
2006.08.21:
Heinie Happy People
2006.08.20:
And The Bride Wore Debt
2006.08.20:
Homeland Security - Just Not In Our Homeland
2006.08.19:
Credentials Don't Change Crap-Think
2006.08.19:
Church Isn't Sacred
2006.08.18:
How To Travel With Your Helper Monkey
2006.08.18:
Precedent Clinton
2006.08.18:
Why Should Prostitution Be Illegal?
2006.08.17:
Psychics Get It Exactly Right On JonBenet
2006.08.17:
Bloggers' Garage Sale
2006.08.17:
Murder First, Premeditate Later
2006.08.16:
Depressed? Find A Husband!
2006.08.16:
It Isn't Alienation, It's Islam
2006.08.15:
Heather MacDonald's Brain
2006.08.15:
Sticking It To The Stick
2006.08.15:
Stunning Intelligence Failures That Led To 9/11
2006.08.14:
You Spammed The Wrong Girl
2006.08.14:
Random Acts Of Blindness
2006.08.13:
Real Or Faked?
2006.08.13:
Dearbornistan: Muslims In The U.S.
2006.08.13:
The Baja Vote
2006.08.12:
Sleek On The Outside
2006.08.12:
Pimp My Rights
2006.08.12:
A Really Moving Story About A Girl Finding Her Birth Mother
2006.08.12:
When Life Gives You Lemons
2006.08.11:
The Ape's Ass View
2006.08.11:
Sleazy Republican Operative Guns For Murtha
2006.08.11:
Perhaps The Brits Were Too Tolerant
2006.08.10:
Bombing Us Back To The Middle Ages
2006.08.10:
Anti-Vaccination Idiots Endanger Us All
2006.08.09:
Some Are Less Demure About It Than Others
2006.08.09:
Do You Buy Stolen Property?
2006.08.09:
Bullshit Not Only Walks, But Tangos
2006.08.08:
The Flatulent Raccoon
2006.08.08:
Cold Comfort
2006.08.07:
Heterosexual Bonding With A Homosexual Feint
2006.08.07:
Who Are The Palestinians?
2006.08.07:
Obviously, He Loves Her
2006.08.06:
The Kate Moss Of Hezbollah
2006.08.06:
How Big A Slut Are You?
2006.08.06:
Busby Berkeley Goes To The Gym
2006.08.05:
Zoology Used To Be Science
2006.08.05:
2006.08.04:
Close-Call Caller ID
2006.08.04:
The Golda Standard
2006.08.03:
Still Running On Foreign Oil
2006.08.03:
From The "People Say Crazy Shit When They're Drunk" Files
2006.08.03:
Whether To Be Condemned To Death Or Just Condemned
2006.08.02:
Amy Is Annoyed Again
2006.08.02:
Not "I Can't Pay The Rent"
2006.08.02:
Yeah, Saddam Was A Bad Guy
2006.08.01:
Confirming Bolton
2006.08.01:
Big Spoon = Fat Ass
2006.08.01:
Member's Lonely
2006.08.01:
This Is The Dumbest Shit I've Heard Since Yesterday
2006.07.31:
Hollywood Pole Dancing
2006.07.31:
War Is Poopy!
2006.07.31:
Follow Your Tax Dollars
2006.07.30:
Britney Goes To The Gynecologist's Office
2006.07.30:
"Hey, Sugar Tits!"
2006.07.30:
No, Your Colon Doesn't Need Mop 'n Glo
2006.07.30:
A Little Reason In Your Reasoning?
2006.07.29:
If There Is A Hell
2006.07.29:
Lena. Will. Just. Die. Of. Horror.
2006.07.29:
Why Jews Have Horns And Whether Terrorists Get Virgins Or Raisins
2006.07.29:
Losing Loop
2006.07.28:
The World's Itty-Bittiest Porn Star
2006.07.28:
The Battle Of The Pants Bulge
2006.07.28:
It's A Good Thing If AOL Is Going Free
2006.07.27:
Looking A Gift Horse In The Ass
2006.07.27:
Dirty Pictures In God's Attic
2006.07.27:
Weenie Buys Up All The Amy Alkon Domain Names
2006.07.26:
It Should Be Boring To Be Gay
2006.07.26:
The Bust Of All Possible Worlds
2006.07.25:
Anybody Can Get A Restraining Order!
2006.07.25:
In-Vitro Murderization
2006.07.24:
Dumb And Hummer
2006.07.24:
What It’s Like To Be An Israeli
2006.07.24:
Who Killed Pat Tillman?
2006.07.23:
Reach Out And Milk Someone
2006.07.23:
A Story About Some Store
2006.07.23:
All The President's Embryos
2006.07.22:
All The News That's Unfit To Report
2006.07.22:
How To Create A Gun Nut
2006.07.22:
The Dumbshit-In-Chief
2006.07.21:
Gambling That The 80s Will Eventually Be In Again
2006.07.21:
Drugstore Photo Cowboy
2006.07.21:
Re: Abraham Cherrix and your coverage of it - and 2 reasons why your an idiot...
2006.07.21:
Psychic Detectives
2006.07.20:
Fuck The Constitution...
2006.07.20:
Electrocute Your Pet!
2006.07.20:
Home Is Where The Tart Is
2006.07.20:
Come On, You Don't Really Believe In Hell, Now Do You?
2006.07.19:
How Martin Luther Laid The Foundations For The Holocaust
2006.07.19:
Why I Voted For Arnold
2006.07.18:
"Three Stoplights, Seven M-16s"
2006.07.18:
Bowling With Kate Coe
2006.07.18:
Petite Anglaise Sacked For Blogging
2006.07.17:
The Virtual Presidency
2006.07.17:
Bush Talks Shit To Tony
2006.07.17:
"The Attack Dog With Pretty Hair"
2006.07.16:
Sunday In The Farmer's Market With Gregg
2006.07.16:
Stupidity Won't Protect You Against Malaria
2006.07.16:
Another Bushie Against Science
2006.07.15:
I Believe His Hair
Nukes
Your Hair's Ass
2006.07.15:
Why Your Brat Is Fat
2006.07.15:
Topping Saddam
2006.07.14:
A Little Birdie Told Me
2006.07.14:
"The Gay Species"
2006.07.14:
In America, Anybody Can Be Senator
2006.07.14:
A Hole In The Security Blanket
2006.07.13:
Stupidity Can Be Fatal
2006.07.13:
Remember Fergie?
2006.07.12:
Big Brother Wants You To Shut The Fuck Up
2006.07.12:
A Sappy Medium
2006.07.11:
Republican Family Values
2006.07.11:
Nicholas, Caged
2006.07.11:
Amy Alkon, Shoe Whore
2006.07.11:
Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful
2006.07.10:
The Sound Of No Hands Clapping
2006.07.10:
The War Crimes President
2006.07.10:
Yoohoo? Evidence Of God?
2006.07.09:
How To Make Your Co-workers Fund Your 12-Week Vacation
2006.07.09:
It Runs On The Sun
2006.07.09:
Rays, Rays Go Away
2006.07.08:
Bunks For Drunks
2006.07.08:
Their Irrationality Is More Legit Than His Irrationality
2006.07.07:
I Have, Too. I'm Not Ashamed.
2006.07.06:
Every Witch Way But Rational
2006.07.06:
Exclusive Excerpt From The Upcoming Elmore Leonard Novel
2006.07.06:
Lost In Fond
2006.07.05:
Looking For Lap Dogs In All The Wrong Places
2006.07.05:
We Hate Smart People
2006.07.05:
Will Ken Lay Go To Heaven?
2006.07.04:
How About Some Biological Independence?
2006.07.04:
Girls Gone Litigious
2006.07.03:
Shiny Shiny
2006.07.03:
Tacky Tacky
2006.07.03:
The Scopes Monkey Retrial
2006.07.02:
Baquet And Keller
2006.07.02:
"Why Vegetarians Should Be Force-Fed...Lard"
2006.07.01:
The Assertive Boob
2006.07.01:
The Mickey Mouth Club
2006.07.01:
Get Three Months Free Gas For Your Hybrid
2006.06.30:
"Beverly Hills Plastic Surgery Center, Can We Help You?"
2006.06.30:
Amy On Tammy Bruce Today
2006.06.30:
Full-Time Mothers And Other Novelty Items
2006.06.30:
Amy On McIntyre In The Morning
2006.06.29:
Ms. Amy's Caddy
2006.06.29:
Sorry, Fundanutters, There's No Such Thing As An "Ex-Gay"
2006.06.29:
Biggest Jackass In The Office
2006.06.28:
Come On Baby, Drive My Locarno
2006.06.28:
How To Be An Unperson
2006.06.27:
The Swedish Jesus
2006.06.27:
Gosh, Gee Whiz, What Folksy Charm
2006.06.27:
Republicans Tire Of The First Amendment
2006.06.26:
Polarization Bared
2006.06.26:
The Unfunny Truth
2006.06.25:
Breakfast At Tiffany's
2006.06.25:
The UK Hasn't Exploded Yet
2006.06.25:
We'll Try Harder
2006.06.24:
Silence Would Have Been A Much Better Idea
2006.06.24:
In Other LA Press Club News
2006.06.23:
Electric Avenue
2006.06.23:
Amy On Tammy Bruce Today
2006.06.23:
What Your Girlfriend Doesn't Know Won't Hurt You
2006.06.22:
Mickey Goes Both Ways
2006.06.22:
Um, Don't Take That "Husband On A Short Leash" Thing Quite So Literally
2006.06.22:
Primitive Nut-Jobs Prepare For The "Apocalypse"
2006.06.21:
Net Neutrality Decoded
2006.06.21:
A Is For Anus
2006.06.20:
The Town That Jenny Craig Forgot
2006.06.19:
Stupid? Go Ahead And Sue
2006.06.18:
DDD-Sized Lies
2006.06.17:
Picasso Meets Arkansas
2006.06.17:
How Much For That Kidney In The Window?
2006.06.16:
Scenes From The Clinton Library
2006.06.16:
Cheesy Pickins
2006.06.16:
Your "Indecency" Is Not My Indecency
2006.06.15:
Beautiful, Not Dumb
2006.06.14:
Male Genital Mutilation
2006.06.13:
As You Climb The Ladder Of Success
2006.06.13:
Don't Worry, Be Happy
2006.06.13:
Sidekicking Some Ass
2006.06.12:
Thank You For Not Guzzling
2006.06.12:
Oh, The Horror, The Horror...
2006.06.12:
Welcome, Thieves! Yoohoo, Muggers!
2006.06.11:
Dinner With Dennett
2006.06.11:
Who, Exactly, Do Our Elected Representatives Represent?
2006.06.10:
Worming Your Way To Good Health
2006.06.10:
Research And You Will Find
2006.06.09:
Keeping Up With Robert Frank
2006.06.08:
The Life And Times Of A Political Porn Star
2006.06.08:
Block(head)buster Video
2006.06.07:
A Boy And His Butt-Floss
2006.06.06:
White People Are Eeeee-Vil!
2006.06.06:
The 119 Lb. Gorilla
2006.06.06:
Log Cabin Republicans See The Light
2006.06.05:
Blame God If You Don't Have Emergency Contraception
2006.06.05:
Blog Week In Review - Amy's First Podcast
2006.06.04:
A Fuggin' Funny Way To Talk About A Short Dress
2006.06.04:
HTML Hell
2006.06.04:
Bush Goes Fishing
2006.06.03:
Maybe We Should Blame The Victim
2006.06.02:
Considering Buying Harry Reid's Vote?
2006.06.02:
Enough With Bought And Paid-For Politicians
2006.06.02:
Translating The White House
2006.06.01:
The Daily Newspapers Are The Last To Know
2006.06.01:
Amy On Tammy Bruce Today
2006.06.01:
War Is Swell
2006.06.01:
Extreme Meek Over
2006.05.31:
Idiocy Is Global
2006.05.31:
Chicken Shit For The Soul
2006.05.30:
Demanding A Recount Of Those Sheep
2006.05.30:
Geeks Against Thieves
2006.05.30:
How Could "god" Tolerate The Holocaust?
2006.05.29:
Peace And Thanks
2006.05.29:
Ye Olde Constitution
2006.05.29:
Mind Like A Steel Sieve
2006.05.29:
Hex In The City
2006.05.28:
This Was Before He Grabbed My Camera And Bent My Thumb And Finger Back
2006.05.28:
Garbage In...Lights On
2006.05.27:
Fire-Starter Home
2006.05.27:
More Whine
2006.05.26:
He Ain't In The Backyard
2006.05.26:
Days Of Whiney And Roses
2006.05.26:
Art Buchwald Death Watch
2006.05.25:
Jerry's, Jerry's, Quite Contrary
2006.05.25:
What's Wrong With Wearing A Prom Dress To Prom?
2006.05.25:
Fugabella Rosselini In Drag As The Dalai Lama
2006.05.25:
No, Driving Up My Tailpipe Won't Make Me Go Faster
2006.05.24:
Third World George Bush
2006.05.24:
Should Women Ask Men Out On Dates?
2006.05.24:
Don't Worry, Be Happy, Potheads!
2006.05.23:
Smart Deco
2006.05.23:
Nanny Of Us All
2006.05.23:
Yeah, Bullshit Me Right From Word One
2006.05.22:
Motown Is No Town For Starbucks
2006.05.22:
Buttcrack Chic
2006.05.22:
Bush's Base Wakes Up
2006.05.21:
Illegal Immigrants Make You Fat!
2006.05.21:
Just Because You Have Nice Legs Doesn't Mean We Need To See The Spot Where They Meet Your Torso
2006.05.21:
Fuck You And Your H2
2006.05.20:
Purple Party People Are Popping Up Everywhere
2006.05.20:
Are You In TeleVone Hell?
2006.05.19:
Who Says Friends Can't Be Bought?
2006.05.19:
We Don't Want No Bleeping Bleeping
2006.05.19:
Booking Buddy
2006.05.18:
Dumb Things I Just Stopped Doing
2006.05.18:
Any Woman Could Get Knocked Up At Any Time
2006.05.18:
Strong-Arm Others To Join Your Bad Trip!
2006.05.17:
Avant Goddess
2006.05.17:
Amy On Tammy Bruce Today
2006.05.17:
The Smug S.O.B. Forgets He Works For Us
2006.05.17:
Tariff On Terrorism
2006.05.17:
Spano Gets It Wrong/Frania Gets It Right
2006.05.16:
Buttman's Big Butt Backdoor Babes
2006.05.16:
The 'Nutters Are Restless
2006.05.16:
It's The Slime Talking, Not The Drugs
2006.05.16:
Grating Cards
2006.05.15:
How Do We Know Lettuce Doesn't Scream When We Pick It?
2006.05.15:
A Sign Of The Crimes
2006.05.14:
Ask The Neuroscientist
2006.05.14:
Religious Fanaticism Increases The Spread Of AIDs
2006.05.13:
Warren Farrell On The Wage Gap
2006.05.13:
Animals As Antidepressants?
2006.05.12:
God'll Be Right Over, Just As Soon As He Fixes The Dent In Your Neighbor's Car
2006.05.12:
Gallic Symbols
2006.05.12:
Love You Just The Way You Were
2006.05.11:
All The Old News That's Fit To Blog
2006.05.11:
Illegal Immigration Fine!
2006.05.11:
The Gap Between The Voters And The People Home Watching TV
2006.05.11:
Pimp Grandpa's Ride
2006.05.11:
All The President's Flunkies
2006.05.10:
Making Men Pay, No Matter What
2006.05.10:
A Religion That Cures The Common Cold!
2006.05.10:
Amy On Tammy Bruce Today
2006.05.09:
Thinking Out Of The Box
2006.05.09:
A Ticket To Identity Theft
2006.05.09:
The Advice Bargain Hunter
2006.05.08:
Fasten Your Chastity Belts, It's Gonna Be A Bumpy Ride
2006.05.08:
How To Get Knocked Up
2006.05.08:
Good News For Gullible Morons!
2006.05.07:
Shooting Poisson In A Barrel
2006.05.07:
Are You In Your "Intellectual Infancy"?
2006.05.07:
L. Ron Hubbard...Meets Tony Robbins...At Esalen?
2006.05.06:
Sign Of The Time
2006.05.06:
Cathy Seipp Calls A Girl A Girl
2006.05.06:
The American Rejection Of Science
2006.05.05:
Abs Of Steal
2006.05.05:
"We're People Without A Party"
2006.05.04:
Jazz In Public Records
2006.05.04:
Who's On Third?
2006.05.03:
"People Believe In Belief Of God"
2006.05.03:
Who Wears The Panties In The Family?
2006.05.03:
Happy Birthday, Exbrayat!
2006.05.02:
End Marriage Privileging
2006.05.02:
Christy Fugging Turlington
2006.05.02:
Massive Transit
2006.04.30:
It's Like Jazz On Paper
2006.04.29:
The Artist's Studio
2006.04.29:
Birth Control Leads To Teen Sex Cults!
2006.04.29:
Flight 93 Again
2006.04.28:
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall...
2006.04.28:
Live, Nude...?
2006.04.28:
Say "Cheesy," Dennis!
2006.04.28:
Dress Like A Mess
2006.04.28:
George Bush Notices His Poll Ratings
2006.04.27:
Masoleum Ad Nauseum
2006.04.27:
Friends Or Financing?
2006.04.26:
Spy Anxiety
2006.04.26:
The Society To Promote The Death Of Catholics
2006.04.25:
How To Be A Good Christian Wife
2006.04.25:
Will You Be Flying Coach...Or Barn?
2006.04.25:
A Sharpie Is A Great Investment
2006.04.24:
Zippy While Parked
2006.04.24:
Things That Annoy The Crap Out Of The Rest Of Us
2006.04.24:
Abstinence Bait & Switch
2006.04.23:
Your Big Clothed Penis
2006.04.23:
Too Little, Too Late
2006.04.23:
Illegal Vibrations
2006.04.22:
Why You Should Take Religion Seriously
2006.04.22:
Amy On Tammy Bruce Tonight
2006.04.22:
Have You Heard? The Spanish-American War Is Over!
2006.04.22:
Science Just Needs A Slogan?
2006.04.21:
When Good Advice Goes Bad
2006.04.21:
Tom Cruise, Linguist
2006.04.21:
Shopping Instead Of Writing
2006.04.21:
Vulgar, Inc.
2006.04.20:
It Gives New Meaning To The Term "Cheap Labor"
2006.04.20:
Amy On Tammy Bruce Today!
2006.04.20:
Do You Look Like $20,000,000?
2006.04.20:
Hi-Hi-Hiltzik-Larious
2006.04.20:
"Compassionate Colonialism"
2006.04.19:
What "Freedom Of Speech" Doesn't Mean
2006.04.19:
Julia
Child
2006.04.19:
There's Big Money In Gullibility
2006.04.19:
Do You Need A Nanny Or An Off Button On The Remote?
2006.04.18:
Not Just Fab, Pre-Fab
2006.04.18:
The Tom Cruise Diet
2006.04.18:
The Real Riots In France?
2006.04.17:
Revenge Of The Bright Blue Bowl
2006.04.17:
I'm Nuke Positive, Are You?
2006.04.17:
Crucifiction, Anyone?
2006.04.16:
Will I Disrespect You In The Morning?
2006.04.16:
How To Raise Taxes Without Raising Taxes
2006.04.15:
Racism By Another Name
2006.04.15:
Is That A Corpse In Your Carry On?
2006.04.15:
This Cat's Got Blog
2006.04.14:
Today's Embarrassing Error In The LA Times
2006.04.14:
Hot Scoop - Reduced Price Theater Tickets
2006.04.14:
Heather Has Two Mommies
2006.04.14:
Stalling Head Over Heels
2006.04.14:
The Sopranos, Old Testament Version
2006.04.14:
The Expensive War On Drugs
2006.04.13:
This Week In Ugly-Town
2006.04.13:
Free Money
2006.04.13:
You Don't Need To Believe In The Big Imaginary Friend To Have Character
2006.04.12:
Guns N' Redheads
2006.04.12:
Is It god Or Just REM?
2006.04.12:
My Accountable Isn't Their Accountable
2006.04.11:
"Get The Market To Tell The Ecological Truth"
2006.04.11:
Life Amongst The Barbarians
2006.04.11:
The American Way
2006.04.10:
I Walked On Water!
2006.04.10:
One Cheese Museum Apparently Wasn't Enough
2006.04.10:
"Consider The Stunning Magnitude Of The Failure"
2006.04.09:
A Radish By Any Other Name
2006.04.09:
Health Insurance Like Car Insurance
2006.04.08:
How To Look 50-Cent Fabulous
2006.04.08:
Why Not A Religion By John Grisham?
2006.04.08:
French Fraud
2006.04.07:
When Your Need To Not Be Maimed In A Crash Gets In The Way Of Their Phone Calls
2006.04.07:
Maybe The Missing Link Isn't So Missing
2006.04.07:
"Love Me Or Go To Hell"
2006.04.07:
Our Criminal-In-Chief
2006.04.06:
If Only He Were A Cash Cow
2006.04.06:
Car Thieves R Stoopid
2006.04.06:
Thieves Are People, Too!
2006.04.06:
Death Becomes Him
2006.04.05:
Can You Think Of An Uglier Use for $59.99?
2006.04.05:
The Poor, Persecuted Majority
2006.04.04:
Raskolnikov Goes To The Valley
2006.04.04:
Why Priests Can't Get Laid
2006.04.04:
Wonder Where Your Tax Dollars Are Going?
2006.04.03:
Meat Me At The Third Street Promenade
2006.04.03:
Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité...
2006.04.03:
The Axis Of Snivel
2006.04.02:
The Existential Angst Is Just Killing Him
2006.04.02:
Birth Control, Baby
2006.04.01:
A Stop Sign Is Not A Suggestion
2006.04.01:
What The Scumbags In Congress Have Been Up To This Month
2006.04.01:
Bureaucracy Kills
2006.03.31:
The Countryside On 59th Street
2006.03.31:
Wake Up Before We're All Under Water
2006.03.31:
The Powerlessness Of Prayer
2006.03.30:
Tempting "Pen" Pal Request Of The Week
2006.03.30:
Irrationality Lane
2006.03.30:
Parents Are Smarter Than Government Policy
2006.03.30:
Very Fugging Funny
2006.03.29:
The War On A Metaphor
2006.03.29:
There Was More To The Lincoln Assassination Than Just Lincoln
2006.03.29:
The Latest In Scam Emails
2006.03.28:
My Suitcase As A Homeless Shelter
2006.03.28:
"Who Moved My Fromage?"
2006.03.28:
They're Really Good At Stopping Illegal Cheese
2006.03.27:
War Or Bust!
2006.03.27:
The Cost Of The War
2006.03.26:
Why I May Have My Eardrums Removed
2006.03.26:
The Rage Of Aquarius
2006.03.26:
I'm A Right-To-Death-er
2006.03.25:
IAMINSUFFERABLE Was Too Many Words?
2006.03.25:
Hate Me, I Suck
2006.03.25:
She Tells It Like It Is
2006.03.24:
Fresh Squeezed
2006.03.24:
Meanwhile, Back At The Raunch...
2006.03.23:
"You Lookin' At Me?"
2006.03.23:
The American Funda-Nut-ocracy
2006.03.23:
Drooling While Intoxicated
2006.03.22:
More Cultural Insensitivity, Please!
2006.03.22:
More Barbarians!
2006.03.21:
The War On Common Sense
2006.03.21:
Very Fuggin Funny
2006.03.21:
Tom Cruise As Your Psychiatrist Is Like Hello Kitty As Your Super Bowl Coach
2006.03.20:
Low Income? Please Die.
2006.03.20:
Rumsfeld Must Go
2006.03.20:
“The New GTI 2006. Turbo Sweaty Nutsack.â€
2006.03.19:
How Do We Know Tofu Doesn't Scream When We Eat It?
2006.03.19:
Fathers' Rights Come Last
2006.03.19:
Everybody Hates Hillary
2006.03.18:
The ME! ME! ME! Generation Comes To Starbucks
2006.03.18:
Enough With The Govern-Nannying
2006.03.17:
Why Blind People Shouldn't Be Window Dressers
2006.03.17:
Living Enlarged
2006.03.17:
Oops! We Forgot To Riot And Kill Each Other!
2006.03.17:
The Modern Muslim In Paris
2006.03.16:
Want Some Pi?
2006.03.16:
Racism As A Solution For Racism
2006.03.16:
Nearly Beloved
2006.03.15:
Watson, Come Here!
2006.03.15:
Maxmind Asshole Finder
2006.03.15:
The Pussy Pages
2006.03.15:
Why Judges Are Recognizing Gay Parents
2006.03.15:
The Hate Mail's Rolling On In!
2006.03.14:
Mobile Computing
2006.03.14:
Rush Limbaugh Eaten Alive By Audience
2006.03.14:
Belief In Good, Not God
2006.03.14:
Yellow Dogs In The White House Press Room
2006.03.13:
Sunset Over Park One
2006.03.13:
Yesterday's News Today!
2006.03.13:
"Together Against The New Totalitarianism: Islam"
2006.03.13:
The Merits Of Being Chatty
2006.03.12:
The Paris Of The Midwest
2006.03.12:
Finally, A Muslim Voice Of Reason
2006.03.12:
What's Wrong (Or Right) With LAX?
2006.03.12:
Hey, Thanks, Whoever You Are!
2006.03.11:
One More Thing To Love About France
2006.03.11:
One Man's Greed Is Another Man's "Exciting New Business Model"
2006.03.11:
God Has Lost Faith In Blair
2006.03.10:
Making Crime Pay
2006.03.10:
Possibly Dying For Your Country And Getting Screwed At The Same Time
2006.03.10:
The Art Of The Meal
2006.03.09:
Who Wears The Panties In The Family?
2006.03.09:
Bush's Junkie-nomics
2006.03.09:
Today's PR Genius
2006.03.08:
Big Men With Imaginary Friends
2006.03.08:
More Fun And Games From The Church
2006.03.08:
He's Not Just A Sleazebag, He's Their Sleazebag
2006.03.07:
Small Penis Cards Attract The Slight-Of-Brained
2006.03.07:
Homeland Spending Like A Drunken Sailor, Uh, Security
2006.03.07:
God Hates Fred
2006.03.06:
Some Might Say It's The Black Toenail Polish
2006.03.06:
Is It The Love Or The Loot?
2006.03.06:
This Cow Is About To Burst Into Tears
2006.03.06:
The Savages Are Restless
2006.03.05:
Your Mind Or The Monkey?
2006.03.04:
Forever 1972
2006.03.04:
And Now, To The Videotape
2006.03.03:
Cops On Melrose
2006.03.03:
The Sound Of Silence
2006.03.03:
Pay Your Credit Card, Get Flagged As A Terrorist!
2006.03.02:
Letting Sleeping Pinup Girls Lie
2006.03.02:
Knocked Up, Who's There?
2006.03.02:
Being Good Without God
2006.03.02:
It's A Rough Week For Morons In Utah
2006.03.01:
The Evil Free Browser Distributors
2006.02.28:
Oops! We Attacked And Decimated The Wrong Middle Eastern Country!
2006.02.28:
The Unsolved Mystery Of The Oklahoma Bombing
2006.02.27:
All Ears In The Marais
2006.02.27:
Why Is Sexual Orientation Private?
2006.02.27:
Let's Have A War On Dumb
2006.02.26:
Bush Out Of Our Cooters!
2006.02.26:
Free Speech, Stalin-Style
2006.02.26:
Death Is More Cost-Effective
2006.02.25:
Place Des Grises
2006.02.25:
I Am Kate Braverman, Hear Me Roar
2006.02.25:
Focus On The Family
2006.02.24:
The Most Fun You Can Have And Still Be An Inanimate Object
2006.02.24:
The Economic Costs Of The Iraq War
2006.02.24:
Dole's Role
2006.02.24:
Parsing The Sleaze, Right And Left
2006.02.24:
AOL Claims & Reality
2006.02.23:
Where Sci-Fi Meets Butter Cookies
2006.02.23:
Hey, Bush Voters!
2006.02.23:
"Is Bush Tone Deaf Or Brain Dead?"
2006.02.22:
Welcome To The Henhouse, Mr. Fox!
2006.02.22:
Fooling You Into Food Poisoning
2006.02.22:
The Thoreau Less Traveled
2006.02.22:
Reality Bedding
2006.02.21:
Just Lemme At The Camera-Thieving Scumbags
2006.02.21:
Citizens Against Pickpockets
2006.02.21:
Consenting Adults Saved By The Videotape
2006.02.21:
Airline Pricing Gets Transparent
2006.02.20:
quibble...QUIBBLE!
2006.02.20:
Wal-mART
2006.02.19:
Are You A Drooling Dipshit? Check Yes or No.
2006.02.19:
Guilty Until Proven Innocent
2006.02.19:
Maybe We Can Hire Osama To Take Over Lawn Care At The White House
2006.02.19:
A Truly Private College
2006.02.18:
Just Awakened By Junk Phoning Assholes
2006.02.18:
Boor Watch, Minneapolis Airport
2006.02.18:
The End Of Inelegance
2006.02.17:
Le Dernier Metro
2006.02.17:
Globalization To Stamp Out Terrorism
2006.02.17:
The Firearms Waiting Period
2006.02.17:
Are We Safer Or Just More Annoyed?
2006.02.16:
It's 8 O'Clock, Do You Know Where Your Chickens Are?
2006.02.16:
Proof There Is No God
2006.02.15:
How Deep Is Your Love?
2006.02.15:
When The Going Gets Stuffed...
2006.02.15:
Your Tax Dollars For Homophobia!
2006.02.14:
Balzac Waits For His Train
2006.02.14:
Saddam Hussein Clamors For Human Rights
2006.02.14:
British Journalist Meets American Right-Wing Radio
2006.02.14:
"Let Gay People Marry!..."
2006.02.13:
Tales From The Crypt
2006.02.13:
"Real" Women Make Real Women Feel Like Crap
2006.02.12:
Never Date A Man Prettier Than You Are
2006.02.12:
Putting The "El" In LA
2006.02.12:
Elizabeth Cady Stanton On Solitude
2006.02.11:
Does My Ass Look Fat In This Marble?
2006.02.11:
What They Spewed And When They Spewed It
2006.02.11:
Jack Who-Em-Off?
2006.02.11:
Debtors' Prison For Daddies
2006.02.10:
All Roads Lead To
2006.02.10:
How The West Was Won
2006.02.10:
Albert Ellis On Psychotherapy.net
2006.02.09:
The Case Against Religion
2006.02.09:
Hillary's Getting A Lot Of Ass These Days
2006.02.09:
Freedom Of Suppression
2006.02.08:
Yes, The Jews Will Leave The Med Schools, And Law Schools, and MIT
2006.02.08:
Where Are My Original Checks?
2006.02.07:
Full-Pottied Service
2006.02.07:
The Rare Pushy Broad
2006.02.07:
Ugly For Sale!
2006.02.07:
Pajamaline
2006.02.06:
Black Like Me
2006.02.06:
Were My Superbowl Predictions Right?
2006.02.06:
Commie Liberal Comes Out Against Bush's Spying Program
2006.02.06:
Contact The Idiots At AOL
2006.02.06:
"Unholy Trinity: Katrina, Allbaugh and Brown"
2006.02.05:
Fighting Fire With Kleenex
2006.02.05:
Treaching Editors A Lesson
2006.02.05:
21st Century Savages Torch Embassies
2006.02.05:
The Toad Less Traveled
2006.02.04:
Buy Danish
2006.02.04:
Bowing To The Barbarians
2006.02.04:
More Barbarians In The News
2006.02.04:
Are You A Woman Or A Monkey?
2006.02.03:
The Tits And Ass Of French Cheese
2006.02.03:
Time To Buy New Pillows!
2006.02.03:
When Big Boobs Attack
2006.02.02:
Paternity Obscenity
2006.02.02:
Kindred Spear It
2006.02.01:
Is There A Better Town For Bars?
2006.02.01:
Fuck The Constitution?
2006.02.01:
Lucy And Ethanol
2006.02.01:
Fundies Get Funded
2006.01.31:
Let's Pretend All Drug Use Is Abuse!
2006.01.31:
Jack Shafer Has A Very Good Point
2006.01.31:
A Brief History Of Timely
2006.01.30:
Let's Play Foil The Sleazebags!
2006.01.30:
The Difference Between Daily Papers And Alternative Weeklies
2006.01.30:
Ethanol Is The Answer?
2006.01.30:
In Paris Now
2006.01.29:
Throwing Good Money After Bad Love
2006.01.29:
Breadmaking, By Nan Talese
2006.01.28:
More Annoyance With PR
2006.01.28:
The Blunder Years
2006.01.27:
Getting Your Money's Worth From PR
2006.01.27:
How Smart Is It To Give Out Your Social Security Number?
2006.01.26:
Bush Signs Bullshit Jobs Creation Act
2006.01.26:
More CEOs Should Be Like Him
2006.01.25:
Does My Ass Look Fat In These Pants?
2006.01.25:
"Yahoo! Ritalin Saved My Life!"
2006.01.25:
The Bad Childhood Defense
2006.01.25:
Naomi Wolf (Apparently) Lunched On Some Bad Chicken Salad
2006.01.24:
My Illegal Drug Stash
2006.01.24:
About That Flop, Brokeback Mountain
2006.01.23:
And You Think I'm Sick For Dressing Up My Dog?
2006.01.23:
Check Out The Waxman-y Buildup Over At Cathy Seipp's Blog
2006.01.23:
Turn The Other Cheek -- Then Turn Back And Shoot Them In The Head
2006.01.23:
Colin Farrell's Vagina Monologues
2006.01.22:
Cognitive Behavioral Driving
2006.01.22:
Inka-Binka-Bottla-Link
2006.01.21:
Santa Monica Chic
2006.01.21:
Glenn Fleishman Talks Sense To Internet Latecomers
2006.01.21:
Displacing Blame
2006.01.21:
Jesus Wears Combat Boots
2006.01.21:
No Child Left Behind?
2006.01.20:
Gratuitous Cute Car Photo
2006.01.20:
This Week In Self-Importance
2006.01.20:
Is That A Son In Your Pocket?
2006.01.20:
Dumbshit Of The Universe Award
2006.01.19:
Let's Play "Spot The Scientologist!"
2006.01.19:
What Would Alito Do?
2006.01.18:
It's My Life, I'll Take It If I Want To
2006.01.18:
Oh. La. Caffeinated. La.
2006.01.17:
More Welder's Wife Tail
2006.01.17:
Why Am I Paying For Your Chain-Smoking, Under-Exercised Ass?
2006.01.17:
Parrot Cam
2006.01.17:
How Far Is Too Far In The War On Terror?
2006.01.17:
Who Is God's Mouthpiece?
2006.01.16:
And The Lord Said, "This Is A Stickup!"
2006.01.15:
Cheeks And Balances
2006.01.15:
It Isn't Twinkies That Make You Fat
2006.01.15:
Treating Wounded Soldiers Like Obsolete iPods
2006.01.15:
Christians Against The Big Moron
2006.01.14:
Osama Bin Birkenstock
2006.01.14:
Beyond Draconian
2006.01.13:
Beats A Colonoscopy
2006.01.13:
Parents With Their Heads Up Their Ass Interviewed By New York Times
2006.01.12:
I Went With Andrew Gumbel To The Scientology Museum...
2006.01.12:
Big Girls Don't Fly
2006.01.11:
Hee Hee, It Was Me!
2006.01.11:
P$ychic Senators
2006.01.11:
Preventive Care Is Bad Business
2006.01.10:
Those Who Can't Do, Preach?
2006.01.10:
Polar Bears With Options
2006.01.09:
Cow Grazing, Mack Avenue
2006.01.09:
Movie Theaters And Audience Members Screaming "Fuck" Repeatedly Just Don't Mix
2006.01.09:
Public Enemy Number Yawn
2006.01.08:
Point And Predict
2006.01.08:
George's War On The Cheap
2006.01.07:
Funny Can't Buy You Love
2006.01.07:
I Know What You Did Last Summer
2006.01.06:
Hot Vat 'O Fat, Hollywood Style
2006.01.06:
Not Worried About The Rise Of The Religious Right?
2006.01.06:
Talking Tough Instead Of Talking Green
2006.01.05:
The Religious We'll Be Right Back After These Messages
2006.01.05:
A Course In Something Other Than Miracles
2006.01.04:
"Little Bundles Of Misery"
2006.01.04:
A Thin Blonde Liar And The Conservative Determined To Expose Her
2006.01.04:
The True Meaning Of Christmas
2006.01.03:
"I Was Interested In Your Site Until..."
2006.01.03:
Science Must Destroy Religion
2006.01.03:
The Mustard Seed Project
2006.01.02:
New York City Subway Redecorated!
2006.01.02:
"Link Exchanges"
2006.01.02:
Smart People Have Big Heads!
2006.01.02:
Are There Chair Personals?
2006.01.01:
Catharsis Can Brighten A Lackluster Kitchen
2006.01.01:
Meet The Bellydancing Librarian
2006.01.01:
And Then There's This Original Bit Of Richard Quest Porn
2006.01.01:
Cathy Seipp Spanks David Ansen
2006.01.01:
Is That A Trash Can In Your Penis...?
2005.12.31:
Yesterday, On The Phone With My Hit-And-Run Driver
2005.12.30:
Making Crime Pay!
2005.12.30:
It Isn't Revenge, It's Accountability
2005.12.29:
Agnosticism Is For Sissies
2005.12.29:
"Psychiatry: Industry Of Death"!
2005.12.29:
Separation Of Statism And State
2005.12.29:
Time To Choose Between Imaginary Realities!
2005.12.28:
Writing Versus Sticking Your Name On Somebody Else's Work
2005.12.28:
How Deep Was Your Representative's Hand?
2005.12.28:
Fighting Identity Theft And Cancer
2005.12.27:
"Beverly Hills Adjacent"?
2005.12.27:
What Separation Of Church And State?
2005.12.27:
Dogs And Rimadyl Don't Necessarily Mix
2005.12.27:
King George Again
2005.12.26:
Where To Get Help Abusing Your Child
2005.12.26:
Al Einstein's Ethics
2005.12.26:
Saddles For Dinosaurs
2005.12.25:
"I Take It Up The Bum" Jewelry
2005.12.25:
The Little Red Book Was A Little White Lie
2005.12.24:
Making Assumptions
2005.12.24:
Virgin (Bwah-Hah-Hah!) Birth
2005.12.23:
Street Shark
2005.12.23:
Geezer Burns
2005.12.23:
The War On Sanity
2005.12.22:
Where The Wild Things Were...Again
2005.12.22:
Osama Bin Bunny
2005.12.22:
Hitchens' Bah Humbug
2005.12.21:
Where The Wild Things Were
2005.12.21:
Media Bias Study Is...Biased!
2005.12.21:
The Butler Did It
2005.12.21:
Unchain Your Head
2005.12.20:
Business As Usual At The Rose Cafe
2005.12.20:
D-Minus For The Morons
2005.12.20:
All Is Not Completely Lost
2005.12.20:
Oh, So Now Being Homosexual Is A Security Risk?
2005.12.20:
Our Lawbreaker-In-Chief
2005.12.19:
Dangerous Thoughts
2005.12.19:
Hummer Lovin'
2005.12.19:
Left-Wing Media Bias Is For Real
2005.12.18:
WHO Is Smoking Crack?
2005.12.18:
Stop, Thief!
2005.12.18:
Backward Is Forward
2005.12.17:
Eeeuw! Eeeuw! Eeeuw!
2005.12.17:
Hello, Mutants!
2005.12.16:
Fox "News"
2005.12.15:
The Kid I Want Sitting Next To Me In A Café
2005.12.15:
Cur Interrupted
2005.12.14:
Don't Complain
2005.12.14:
Everybody's A Disappointment
2005.12.14:
Dimwit Of The Week
2005.12.14:
Louder, Softer, Slower, Faster
2005.12.14:
Hypocrisy Before Marriage
2005.12.13:
Some People Lock Up Their Fine Wine
2005.12.13:
Rethinking Marriage
2005.12.13:
A Reality-Based NYC Sno-Globe
2005.12.13:
Culture, Not Color
2005.12.12:
Tats On Hollywood
2005.12.12:
Early Motherhood Eats A Woman's Wage-Earning Ability
2005.12.12:
My Dog Has More Humanity
2005.12.12:
Rioters Smash Store Windows And Cars
2005.12.11:
Looking For The Uncrazy
2005.12.11:
Up Is Down And Down Is Up
2005.12.11:
Uh-Oh!
2005.12.10:
A Table For All The Really Crazy People
2005.12.10:
What Is Atheism?
2005.12.08:
Waiting For Gottman
2005.12.08:
“Stop ‘Must-urbating’ And Go Back To Happy Masturbating!â€
2005.12.07:
Light In The Middle Of The Tunnel
2005.12.07:
Hot Times In The Old Testament Tonight
2005.12.07:
One For The Road
2005.12.06:
Hello, Soldier!
2005.12.06:
Look Who's Caulking
2005.12.06:
Federal Emergency Muckup Agency
2005.12.06:
Sleazy Pickins
2005.12.05:
Deadline Day!
2005.12.05:
Preparing For Garbage Pickup During A Heat Wave
2005.12.05:
Open Barn At 30,0000 Feet
2005.12.05:
And Justice For Some
2005.12.04:
Lost?
2005.12.04:
USA A World Leader!
2005.12.04:
What Banning Gay Marriage Means
2005.12.03:
I Just Met A Girl Named Maria
2005.12.03:
Osama Bin Alkon, Checking In
2005.12.03:
Mission Accomplished!
2005.12.03:
What Goes Around Cums Around
2005.12.02:
Sets And The City
2005.12.02:
Bread For Head
2005.12.02:
Why Your Life Sucks And What You Can Do About It
2005.12.01:
I Believe In Dog
2005.12.01:
Shut The Little Brats Up!
2005.12.01:
Hayek And Rauch On Gay Marriage
2005.12.01:
Tweezerman Gets His Wings Back
2005.11.30:
Welcome To Venus, Uh, Venice
2005.11.30:
Slowing The Spread Of Affection
2005.11.30:
Frosty The "Snow" Man
2005.11.29:
It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time
2005.11.29:
High Tech, Low Smarts
2005.11.29:
"Deviant Behavior"
2005.11.29:
Are All Men Chester The Molester?
2005.11.28:
If This Is What A Midlife Crisis Looks Like...
2005.11.28:
Is He Crying Because He Was Unethical?
2005.11.28:
How Come The Biggest Idiots Are Always The Ones In Charge?
2005.11.28:
Not The Truth But The Other Truth
2005.11.28:
Meanderthals
2005.11.27:
Back When Breasts Were Pointed, Not Round
2005.11.27:
Living While Alive
2005.11.27:
Meow Mix
2005.11.26:
Public Mannerlessness Reaches A New Low
2005.11.26:
The Myth Of Climate Change
2005.11.25:
The Wicked Witch Of The West Returns
2005.11.25:
Alkon On Dowd
2005.11.24:
AnySoldier.com
2005.11.24:
Moronism Goes Super-Mainstream
2005.11.24:
Finally, Some Intelligent Design In Kansas!
2005.11.23:
Where The Wild Things Are
2005.11.23:
Give This Man A Standing Ovation
2005.11.23:
Catastrophic Conservatism
2005.11.23:
The Right To Get Your Rocks Off
2005.11.23:
Condoleezza Rice Panders To Public Opinion
2005.11.21:
Colleges Without Borders
2005.11.21:
Like The Rest Of New York, He's Freezing His Ass Off
2005.11.21:
New Column Just Went Up: "Droop Therapy"
2005.11.21:
Jeb Bush's Reading With Jesus In Florida Public Schools
2005.11.20:
The Difference Between Grief And Mourning
2005.11.19:
Neue York, New York
2005.11.19:
Religious Nutters Are Gaining On Us
2005.11.19:
Good News For Girls Who Don't Grocery Shop
2005.11.18:
Eyeball Jazz
2005.11.18:
Just Say Yes To Death
2005.11.18:
Simply Salsa
2005.11.18:
Judge Dread
2005.11.17:
Claim Your Baby
2005.11.17:
From The Press Release Vomitorium Of Fame
2005.11.17:
Savage On Griswold
2005.11.16:
Wrongful Life Suit
2005.11.16:
Better Living Through Chemistry
2005.11.15:
Some Like It Grim
2005.11.15:
Bush Approval Rating Watch
2005.11.15:
Wow, Here's An FDA Shocker!
2005.11.14:
Literary License In Family Values-Land
2005.11.14:
France And The Muslim Myth
2005.11.13:
Fewer Jews, Christians, and Moslems, And More Buddhists, Please
2005.11.13:
More From Paris
2005.11.13:
Do I Mind If You Smoke?
2005.11.13:
What A Man Shouldn't Know Unless His Girlfriend's A Man
2005.11.12:
Possible Attacks Tonight In Paris
2005.11.12:
Brownie's Next Of Crony
2005.11.12:
Kill The Tax Exemption For Churches & Synagogues
2005.11.11:
Miss Your Chance To Look Like Shit In The 70s Or 80s?
2005.11.11:
Freedom Of The Press Release
2005.11.11:
Get Your Brat Out Of My Face!
2005.11.10:
Sorry, Did My Driving Get In The Way Of Your Phone Call?
2005.11.10:
Death's Doormat
2005.11.09:
Virginia Is For Lovers
2005.11.09:
California Votes With The Lobbyists
2005.11.08:
Thousands Of Mail-Order Brides Killed Every Year!
2005.11.07:
Are Your Breasts Loud and Bossy?
2005.11.07:
The GAO On GWB
2005.11.07:
Unofficial Ban
2005.11.06:
When Are Democrats Indistinguishable From Republicans?
2005.11.05:
Let's End Birthright Citizenship
2005.11.05:
What Wilson Wrote
2005.11.04:
The Government Decides Whether You Can Drink Your Tea
2005.11.04:
Suburban Paris Riots
2005.11.03:
Brownie Was Doing "A Heckuva Job"
2005.11.03:
Smart & Final Is Wildly Unbelievable
2005.11.03:
Alito On Notification
2005.11.02:
Let's See, Should We Prevent Cancer Or "Promiscuity"?
2005.11.01:
To Be Or Not To Be
2005.11.01:
Debt-Beat Dads
2005.10.31:
Can You Incohere Me Now?
2005.10.31:
Bush Managed The White House Like The Rest Of His Failed Businesses
2005.10.31:
The Balance Of Cower
2005.10.30:
Why Does God Hate Amputees?
2005.10.29:
Awaiting Final Word On Smart & Final
2005.10.29:
Dumb Or Arrogant
2005.10.28:
Monty Python Goes To Court
2005.10.28:
Joan Didion On Life
2005.10.27:
Got Any Stock Tips?
2005.10.27:
No Crass Shortage
2005.10.26:
Protest Signs Of The Times
2005.10.26:
Miers Hot Jobs
2005.10.26:
Hey, All You New Times Naysayers...
2005.10.25:
Welcome To Idiot America
2005.10.24:
Backward To The Future
2005.10.24:
Staying Together For The Children
2005.10.23:
All Breast Up...
2005.10.23:
Statehood For Barbarians
2005.10.23:
Good Morning From The Sewer Of Humanity
2005.10.22:
Nobody's Asking The Right Questions
2005.10.21:
A Page From The Church Of Reality
2005.10.21:
Moron Calls Joan Rivers Racist
2005.10.21:
Bush Bashing From Within
2005.10.19:
Mutiny On 65th Street
2005.10.19:
You Can't Fault A Guy For Trying
2005.10.19:
Who's Sneaking Onto Your Computer?
2005.10.19:
Simon Dumenco On "The V-List"
2005.10.18:
Remember When Science Was A Search For Truth?
2005.10.18:
He Was Really Good In Chaplin, Too
2005.10.18:
What If Somebody Sprayed Lysol In Your Eyes?
2005.10.17:
The War On Stupidity
2005.10.17:
Brady Westwater Invites Steve Lopez
2005.10.16:
Matching Your Handbag And Shoes Isn't Challenging Enough?
2005.10.16:
The Honeymoon's Over
2005.10.16:
Avian Flu
2005.10.15:
The War On Pain Sufferers
2005.10.15:
Will A Patent Be What Kills You?
2005.10.14:
1-800-How's-My-Driving?
2005.10.14:
Silent, But Brain-Dead
2005.10.14:
Welcome To The Vomitorium!
2005.10.13:
Harriet Hangs Herself
2005.10.13:
Wi-Fi-way Robbery
2005.10.12:
Coffee For Morons
2005.10.11:
I Guess "ASSHOLE" Was Taken
2005.10.11:
God Didn't Mention Anything About The Sudan?
2005.10.10:
An SUV In Paris
2005.10.10:
Welcome To The Hackocracy!
2005.10.10:
Spill, Rovie, Spill!
2005.10.09:
Elmore Leonard Bleeped
2005.10.08:
No Arms And No Legs And Up On Display
2005.10.07:
There Is No God (And You Know It)
2005.10.07:
Ayatollah Rove
2005.10.07:
Public Health In The Wrong Hands
2005.10.06:
It's Miller Time!
2005.10.05:
The Oil For Food Fantasy
2005.10.04:
Affirmative Action For Judges
2005.10.04:
Watch Yer Weenie!
2005.10.04:
Sexual Literacy
2005.10.03:
Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish
2005.10.03:
You Just Can't Give The Money Away!
2005.10.02:
Duped Into Daddying
2005.10.02:
Time To Freeze?
2005.10.01:
Lady Viagra
2005.09.30:
Back End Of The Week
2005.09.30:
Karen Hughes, Go Home!
2005.09.29:
B.Y.O. Body Armor
2005.09.29:
Why Does The Left Hate George Bush So Much?
2005.09.28:
Free Parking For Ugly Cars!
2005.09.28:
First, Make It The Best Newspaper In LA
2005.09.28:
High Rent Bag Ladies
2005.09.27:
American Car Companies Discover Hybrids!
2005.09.26:
Stupid And Temporary
2005.09.26:
You Can't Even Say "Butt" In A Whole Lot Of Daily Newspapers
2005.09.25:
Under Construction
2005.09.25:
This Week In Role Models
2005.09.25:
How Babies Are Made
2005.09.24:
Invasion Of The Peace And Quiet Snatchers
2005.09.24:
This Christian School Isn't So Christian
2005.09.23:
Recycling Is Garbage
2005.09.23:
To The Informationally Overwhelmed
2005.09.22:
Men As ATM Machines
2005.09.22:
Osama Takes A Back Seat To Jenna?
2005.09.21:
Where Were Your Legislators Post-Katrina?
2005.09.21:
Parking Meters With Credit-Card Readers
2005.09.21:
George Wimps Out On Genocide
2005.09.20:
Time Warp Fever
2005.09.20:
Darwin's Suffering
2005.09.20:
Tax Dollars For The Few
2005.09.20:
Debt Wrong
2005.09.19:
Clinton Gets It
2005.09.19:
There's Tax And Spend...
2005.09.19:
How Georgia Keeps Poor Black People From Voting
2005.09.18:
Elmore Leonard Novel, Free!
2005.09.18:
Vanity Fare
2005.09.18:
Who's Running This Place?
2005.09.17:
A Spano Blog Item Without Errors!
2005.09.17:
Who's That Hairy Liberal?
2005.09.16:
Fashions Of The Times
2005.09.16:
What Are They Reconstructing?
2005.09.16:
The Speech Bush Didn't Give
2005.09.15:
How To Get To Heaven
2005.09.15:
Preventing Abstinence Promotes AIDs
2005.09.15:
Find A Human
2005.09.15:
Brown's Stench
2005.09.14:
Don't Lie To Me You Leaping Losers
2005.09.14:
Bye-Bye God!
2005.09.14:
Going Places Without The Ben Dover
2005.09.13:
Halloween Hooker
2005.09.13:
Yoohoo, God?
2005.09.13:
Drunk Doctoring
2005.09.12:
They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To
2005.09.12:
Who's Yer Daddy?
2005.09.11:
Take Your Girlfriend To Work Day
2005.09.11:
Al Quaida Threat On LA
2005.09.11:
Little Shiva Goes To Burning Man
2005.09.11:
New Orleans Slideshow
2005.09.10:
They Sell Horses, Don't They?
2005.09.10:
George Bush's Monica
2005.09.10:
Walkie Stalkie
2005.09.10:
New Orleans With Everything
2005.09.09:
Hitchens On The Little Putz
2005.09.09:
A Great Work Of Fiction
2005.09.09:
Weather Of Mass Destruction
2005.09.08:
Grilled Like A Ball Park Frank
2005.09.08:
Creepy Religious Nutters Were On The Taypayer Dole
2005.09.07:
Warren Farrell On The Gender Gap
2005.09.07:
"God" Works In Mysteriously Contradictory Ways
2005.09.06:
"Too Posh To Push?"
2005.09.05:
The Mayor Misses The Bus
2005.09.05:
A Grown Man Cries
2005.09.05:
The Guy's Got A Point...Or Ten
2005.09.04:
From L.A. to La.
2005.09.04:
Head Of FEMA Forced Out Of His Last Job
2005.09.04:
Titanic On The Bayou
2005.09.04:
Tom Paine On Susan Spano
2005.09.03:
Pat Robertson's Operation Blessing Really Pays!
2005.09.03:
Before Rudy Giuliani There Was James Lee Witt
2005.09.03:
Hillary's On Target
2005.09.02:
Help For Katrina Victims
2005.09.02:
Where's Rudy?
2005.09.02:
Who's In Charge?
2005.09.02:
Where Isn't Pat Robertson
2005.09.01:
Wow, Here's A Class Act
2005.09.01:
Why The Levee Broke
2005.08.31:
You Don't See This Every Day
2005.08.31:
Dimwits In Big Jobs
2005.08.31:
How About A Conference Preventing Fundamentalist Asswads?
2005.08.31:
Rand Simberg Teaches Intelligent Design
2005.08.30:
The FDA Kisses The Ass Of The Religious Right
2005.08.30:
This Month's Invented News
2005.08.29:
Tying Off The Vain
2005.08.28:
Amy Alkon, Manners Fascist
2005.08.28:
Godless Geeks Dot Com
2005.08.28:
Science For Morons
2005.08.27:
Why Lowfat Food Makes You Fat
2005.08.27:
What's Next, Douching With Janitor In A Drum?
2005.08.26:
Should Your Doctor Tell You You're "Pleasingly Plump"?
2005.08.25:
Feel Hungry Your Whole Life, Live Longer
2005.08.25:
Letter of Support for DishTV
2005.08.25:
Where Are The American Car Companies?
2005.08.24:
The Culture Of Life!
2005.08.23:
Alone And Lonely Are Not The Same Thing
2005.08.23:
The Difference Between Important And Self-Important
2005.08.22:
Sisterhood? Sister-Hah!
2005.08.21:
Bitchslapping The Man-Hating Bitches
2005.08.21:
Susan Spano Reports From Paris. Well, Sort Of Reports.
2005.08.20:
Take The "Dress Like A Girl!" Challenge
2005.08.20:
Slim Gets Real Shady
2005.08.20:
Dumbest Product Name Of The Week
2005.08.19:
President Gore
2005.08.19:
To The Manners Rented
2005.08.19:
How Kelo Can They Go?
2005.08.18:
The “Animal Rights†Movement’s Cruelty to Humans
2005.08.17:
President Bush: Frencher Than The French
2005.08.17:
Cellulite Cream Works!
2005.08.16:
Is Your Muff Buff?
2005.08.15:
When Heterosexual Men Marry (Each Other)
2005.08.15:
Back To The Burkha?
2005.08.14:
My Dog, Your Commodity
2005.08.14:
Our Noble Cause
2005.08.13:
What Goes In Must Go On
2005.08.13:
Dinosaurs For Dumbshits
2005.08.12:
Keep Your Mouth Shut So We Won’t Know What An Idiot You Are
2005.08.12:
Alternative Theories of Evolution
2005.08.11:
Under Construction Again
2005.08.11:
It's Just Like American TV!
2005.08.11:
Hummer And Dummer
2005.08.10:
Hey, Idiot!
2005.08.09:
Rock On
2005.08.09:
The Big Government Party Of Small Government
2005.08.09:
Where Your Tax Dollars Aren't Going
2005.08.08:
Fleaing Hell
2005.08.08:
Supreme Disappointment
2005.08.08:
Beyond DNA
2005.08.07:
What Meth Epidemic?
2005.08.06:
Lucy And Simone Experience Being And Nothingness
2005.08.06:
"The Sum Of All Lobbies"
2005.08.06:
Your Privacy Belongs To ChoicePoint
2005.08.06:
What Noble Cause?
2005.08.06:
The Hybrid Car You Never Hear About
2005.08.06:
Wimping Into The War Zone
2005.08.05:
Them Dum People Runnin The Place
2005.08.04:
So, You're On An Expedition, Are You?
2005.08.04:
Why Looks Matter
2005.08.03:
The Art Of War Vs. The Art Of Housekeeping
2005.08.03:
The Culture Of War
2005.08.02:
Add Pounds, Remove Salary
2005.08.02:
Bacalling It As She Sees It
2005.08.02:
A Reaganite Republican Calls Bush On The Carpet
2005.08.01:
Self-Portrait With Hat
2005.08.01:
Marlboro Country
2005.08.01:
The Facts Don't Agree With You?
2005.07.31:
The Church Of Shoes
2005.07.31:
French Family Values
2005.07.30:
Lock Them All In The Bastille
2005.07.30:
Yeah, Unilever Really Cares About How You Feel About Your Ass
2005.07.30:
Just Say No...To Sunblock?
2005.07.29:
Police Intimidation
2005.07.29:
Right, Yet Wrong
2005.07.29:
See A Damn Doctor
2005.07.29:
Well, Not Quite A Free Society
2005.07.28:
Somewhat Barefoot In The Park
2005.07.28:
Barbarians, Barbaric Societies
2005.07.28:
What War In Iraq?
2005.07.27:
Sunday In The Park With Emily
2005.07.27:
Letter From Paris
2005.07.26:
Capitalism, It Ain't
2005.07.26:
Patti Gets Decorated
2005.07.25:
Your Cooter!
2005.07.25:
The War On People In Pain
2005.07.24:
Tour De Lance
2005.07.24:
Rebels Looking For A Cause
2005.07.23:
That Wacky Cafe de Flore
2005.07.23:
Using Our Free And Open Society Against Us
2005.07.23:
Is There Such A Thing As A "Moderate Muslim"?
2005.07.22:
Chic Ou Idiotique?
2005.07.22:
Low Self-Esteem
2005.07.22:
I Like Dean Baquet
2005.07.22:
Antonio Knows
2005.07.21:
Our Favorite Clueless American In Paris
2005.07.21:
Follow The Bouncing, Non-existent Uranium
2005.07.20:
Ferris Paris
2005.07.20:
How To Raise A Barbarian
2005.07.20:
Girls Dressed Like Farmhands
2005.07.19:
What The Hell Happened To My Bra And Panties?
2005.07.19:
Nannies Not Quite Gone Wild
2005.07.19:
Mexifornia
2005.07.18:
Down These Mean Streets
2005.07.18:
Get The Government Out Of The Belly Business
2005.07.17:
The American Cemetery, Normandy
2005.07.17:
The Guardian Takes Diversity A Bit Far
2005.07.17:
Hmm, Maybe You Don't Cut Teenage Drinking By Making Kids Go Underground?
2005.07.16:
Le Petit Parisien
2005.07.16:
Lesbians Reclaimed The Name
2005.07.16:
Laco$ste/Eurotrash Forever
2005.07.15:
All The Mirthly Delights
2005.07.15:
Boo Frigging Hoo
2005.07.15:
All The Good News That's Fit To Print
2005.07.14:
Gonna Party Like It's 1789
2005.07.14:
Quag The Dog
2005.07.14:
Steal This Vote
2005.07.13:
Religion Isn't What Causes Suicide Attacks?
2005.07.13:
Hungry? Eat Protein!
2005.07.12:
Vichy Soirs
2005.07.12:
How Big An Idiot Is Dennis Prager?
2005.07.11:
Right Wing Pundits Take A Long Walk Off A Short Ark
2005.07.11:
Back Off, Bush!
2005.07.10:
Merde, Center Stage, At Ladurée
2005.07.10:
The Morel Of The Story?
2005.07.10:
Morons On The "Morning-After" Pill
2005.07.09:
Fuck Off, Terrorists!
2005.07.09:
Bombing Us Back To The Middle Ages
2005.07.09:
Why Not Just Call A Witch Doctor In For A Consultation?
2005.07.09:
Luke Thompson's Guts
2005.07.08:
The Word From London
2005.07.08:
Ladies: How Long Is Too Long?
2005.07.08:
The Dog Poop Seen Around The World
2005.07.07:
To England
2005.07.07:
One Thing America And France Have In Common
2005.07.07:
Lovers Handshaking Goodnight
2005.07.07:
A French Revolution, Perhaps?
2005.07.07:
What Would Jesus Do?
2005.07.06:
All Roads Lead To Rove
2005.07.06:
Katherine Harris Discovers Cure For Canker!
2005.07.05:
Jared Diamond Bitchslaps Tom Cruise
2005.07.05:
Nitwit Sues NASA
2005.07.04:
Lucy Goes In Style
2005.07.04:
Cancel That Hummer!
2005.07.03:
July In Paris
2005.07.03:
A Man Who Should Not Be Teaching Science
2005.07.03:
The Mystery Of Marmalade
2005.07.02:
Religious Nutters And Their Selective Reading Of The Bible
2005.07.02:
Now, If Only They Could Make The Noisy Child Disappear!
2005.07.01:
The Designer Was A Dipshit
2005.06.30:
The Advice Goddess On XM Tonight - Playboy Radio
2005.06.30:
Haw, Haw, Haw, Haw, Haw!
2005.06.30:
How Stella Found Out She'd Gotten Taken For A Major Ride
2005.06.30:
Curb Your Religion
2005.06.29:
Laden, Osama B.
2005.06.29:
Moron Spurlock Starts A New Show
2005.06.29:
Stem Cells For Dummies
2005.06.28:
Sorry, Did We Forget To Declare War?
2005.06.28:
Lights, Action, Cash Flow
2005.06.27:
Administer Beatings
2005.06.27:
Amy Is Undercharmed
2005.06.27:
And Then They Went Into Iraq
2005.06.27:
Jew-Hating Bible Thumper
2005.06.27:
Get The Mofos!
2005.06.25:
Cruise Controlled
2005.06.25:
When One Boob Exits, Another Reappears In His Place
2005.06.25:
The Today Show Wack-Script
2005.06.25:
What I Love About Venice, California
2005.06.25:
Santa Monica Homeless People Are More Enterprising
2005.06.25:
The Wall Street Journal vs. Scientific Consensus
2005.06.25:
Irrationality Kills
2005.06.24:
War Of The Morons
2005.06.24:
The High Cost Of Sticking It To Other Taxpayers
2005.06.24:
Remember Freedom Of Speech?
2005.06.24:
What Will They Seize Next?
2005.06.24:
More On The Kelo Case
2005.06.23:
Fire Up The Congress-Weenies!
2005.06.23:
Home Sweet Lady Footlocker
2005.06.22:
Should You Freeze Your Credit?
2005.06.22:
Me And My Purple Caddy-Lac
2005.06.22:
A Look Into The Future In America
2005.06.21:
My Other Car Pool Is A Gene Pool?
2005.06.21:
The Dwight Stuff
2005.06.20:
Dun By Law
2005.06.20:
The Foxes Minding The Henhouse
2005.06.19:
Moron Hatch On Flag Burning
2005.06.19:
Reality Baste
2005.06.18:
Lucy Bee-ing A Corporate Tool Again
2005.06.18:
The Biology Of Common Sense
2005.06.17:
Corporate Tool
2005.06.17:
The Fundamentalist Who Wouldn't Let Go
2005.06.15:
A Persistent Politically Opportunistic State
2005.06.15:
Breakfast Of Chump-ions
2005.06.15:
Global Intransigence
2005.06.15:
Inherit The Windmill
2005.06.14:
Bubble Trouble
2005.06.14:
National Handout Radio
2005.06.14:
Canadians Losing Wait
2005.06.13:
Too Bad There's No Such Thing As FDA-Block
2005.06.13:
iChat If You Want Work
2005.06.12:
First Place!
2005.06.12:
Fathers Aren't The Only Ones Lacking Rights
2005.06.11:
My Kinda Kids' Store!
2005.06.11:
George Bush Admit He's Made A Mistake?
2005.06.10:
Cool-Looking Men Riding Segways
2005.06.10:
Moron Friends Can Kill Your Sex Life
2005.06.10:
To The Twit-Boy Shouting Into The Cell Phone Directly Behind Me
2005.06.09:
Welcome To My Museum Of Buttwads Behind The Wheel
2005.06.09:
When They Say Birth Control, They Mean Birth Control
2005.06.09:
Big Tobacco, MIniscule Fine
2005.06.08:
Oops! Guess It Was God's Day Off.
2005.06.08:
And That's Snot All
2005.06.08:
Well, That Should Do It!
2005.06.07:
God'll take decaf, thank you.
2005.06.07:
Are You Well-Hung?
2005.06.06:
And A Big Fuck You To Cancer Patients
2005.06.06:
Primates In Platform Boots
2005.06.06:
Iraq & Roll, Sudan & Silence
2005.06.06:
Disrespecting The Koran
2005.06.05:
Austin Powered
2005.06.03:
Tom Cruise, Post-Partum Depression Expert
2005.06.03:
Christina Hoff Sommers On Mollycoddling
2005.06.02:
Creationism: God's Gift To The Ignorant
2005.06.01:
Unsafe At Any Term
2005.05.31:
Bad Sex At FAO Schwartz
2005.05.31:
Beyond The Unsanitary Into The Criminally Unsanitary
2005.05.30:
When A Cowboy Goes To War
2005.05.29:
Sorry, Which Weird, Irrational Beliefs Are Okay, Your Honor?
2005.05.28:
Imagine Half The Traffic
2005.05.28:
Get Your Fundamentalism Out Of My Government!
2005.05.28:
Be All That You Can Fake
2005.05.27:
What A Million Dollars Might Buy You In Santa Monica, CA
2005.05.27:
Going With God Is Big Business
2005.05.26:
Why There Are So Few Women Op-Ed Columnists
2005.05.26:
How To Bring Christianity Into The Public Schools
2005.05.25:
The Underparented Child Goes To Starbucks
2005.05.25:
The Right Kind Of Affirmative Action
2005.05.25:
Pink Elephants And Pedophile Priests
2005.05.24:
Spano Smokes Out The Locals
2005.05.24:
Bush Cooked The Books To Get To Iraq
2005.05.23:
The Great Hatsby
2005.05.23:
I'm All For "Vile Sex Practices"
2005.05.22:
Bed And Dinner
2005.05.22:
What War Looks Like, Soldier-Side
2005.05.21:
The Back Door To God
2005.05.20:
We're Traveling
2005.05.19:
A True Public Service For People Who Hate People
2005.05.19:
Blazing Paddles
2005.05.18:
Where, Oh, Where...?
2005.05.18:
Why Mascara Matters
2005.05.18:
Some Clear Thinking On Koran Flushing
2005.05.17:
Newsweek Makes Like George Bush
2005.05.17:
The USA, Former Human Rights Leader
2005.05.16:
Beverly Hills High
2005.05.16:
Stopping Osama At The DMV
2005.05.15:
"Expecting Rain?"
2005.05.15:
George "No Nation-Building" Bush
2005.05.14:
What If Shakespeare Was Bi?
2005.05.14:
Morons, Morons Everywhere
2005.05.13:
Roger Ebert Is Not Qualified To Review Movies About Black People
2005.05.13:
Feynman By Me
2005.05.12:
Hell
2005.05.11:
The Little Strip Wasn't Pink
2005.05.11:
Pinker Shears Spelke
2005.05.11:
The Church Is Evil
2005.05.10:
The Rest Of The LA Press Club Awards Announced
2005.05.10:
It Must Be Sweeps Week
2005.05.10:
Susan Spano Has Company
2005.05.09:
The Other Sex Scandal In The Church
2005.05.09:
The Huffington Post Launches
2005.05.08:
The Press Is Too Easily Impressed
2005.05.07:
Global Bullshit
2005.05.07:
UR L8er thn U thnk
2005.05.07:
Shoe Whore After My Own Heart
2005.05.06:
Scrubbing Troubles
2005.05.06:
Rational People Are People, Too!
2005.05.05:
LA Press Club Awards
2005.05.05:
Ugly Children Get Stiffed
2005.05.04:
The "I" Word
2005.05.03:
Lucy Riccardo Takes The Plane
2005.05.03:
Care, Not Cash
2005.05.02:
Evolution Is A Dirty Word
2005.05.01:
Finally, A Wise Man Speaks
2005.05.01:
Luke Lives!
2005.05.01:
The Problem With Being Really, Really Full Of Yourself?
2005.04.30:
13-Year-Old Girl Being Turned Into A Baby Pod Against Her Will
2005.04.29:
The Punks Running Our Country
2005.04.29:
Not Another Tiffany's Tea Strainer
2005.04.29:
Microsoft Hates Fags
2005.04.28:
Too Ugly To Sexually Harrass?
2005.04.27:
Ed Wasserman Grammar-Slaps Jeff Gannon
2005.04.27:
No Child Left Unrecruited
2005.04.26:
The Man Is A Brand
2005.04.26:
My Letter In Today's Detroit Free Press
2005.04.26:
Welfare For Porsche Drivers
2005.04.25:
Car Talk
2005.04.25:
No Soldier Left Behind
2005.04.25:
Not His Kid, But Paying Child Support Anyway
2005.04.24:
Ce N'est Pas Une Pipe
2005.04.24:
Get Your Daily Lena!
2005.04.24:
When Theocrats Attack
2005.04.23:
I'll Take Mine With Onion's
2005.04.23:
Gay Marriage Battles Rage Across The U.S.
2005.04.22:
Crying Rape Instead Of "Need More Toilet Paper!"
2005.04.21:
Fundamentalism And Femininny Extremism Hit Venice Beach
2005.04.21:
Hate-Based Legislation
2005.04.20:
No Belgian Waffling Here
2005.04.20:
It Looks Like A Vagina To Me
2005.04.20:
The Homo-Hater-In-Chief
2005.04.19:
Watching The Watchers
2005.04.19:
Globalization Is Good, Says Friedman
2005.04.18:
Genocide In Sudan
2005.04.18:
Biblical Marriage
2005.04.17:
A Girl Whose Parents Need A Very Public Spanking
2005.04.17:
More Of What Passes For Parenting
2005.04.17:
Squeegee Economics
2005.04.16:
Rod Is In The Details
2005.04.16:
A Religious War Being Fought From The Floor Of The U.S. Senate
2005.04.16:
This Old Mansion
2005.04.15:
A Day For People With Engaged Brains
2005.04.15:
Cell Phonies
2005.04.14:
Montel On Med Marijuana
2005.04.13:
Cory Doctorow's Dangerous Friends
2005.04.13:
The Forged Documents That Really Matter
2005.04.12:
And God Annointed Them With Shell, Exxon, and Texaco...
2005.04.12:
No, George, Let's Pick The Worst Person For The Job!
2005.04.11:
Poor, Persecuted Campus Conservatives
2005.04.11:
Heard Of "Peak Oil"?
2005.04.11:
Even Butt Ugly Goes For Way Above List Price
2005.04.10:
Jesse Helms' Go-To Guy Ties The Knot
2005.04.10:
Decomposing The Question
2005.04.10:
She Just Likes 'Em Better Naked
2005.04.09:
So Varicose But Yet So Far
2005.04.09:
Let's Go Nuclear
2005.04.08:
A Judge For Dr. Kevorkian
2005.04.08:
Stunt Economics
2005.04.07:
Ladies Having Litters For The Lord
2005.04.07:
Reddd Is The New Blacklisted
2005.04.07:
Who Owns Your Privacy?
2005.04.06:
Felony Pottymouth
2005.04.06:
Your Moral Leader
2005.04.06:
What's Wrong With Knocking Off Somebody Else's Design?
2005.04.05:
She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not
2005.04.05:
Will Work To End Poverty, uh, Poetry
2005.04.05:
Desperately Out-Of-It Housewives
2005.04.04:
Eat The Poor!
2005.04.04:
Luckily, Literacy Is On Our Side
2005.04.03:
A Man And His Hoggie
2005.04.03:
Just Say Ass
2005.04.03:
Hugs, Not Drugs
2005.04.03:
Whoopie! The Iraq "Intelligence" Report Is Out
2005.04.02:
Lie Detector For Online Dating
2005.04.02:
Free Speech Doesn't Mean Just Speech You Agree With
2005.04.01:
Arguing For Morons
2005.04.01:
Exporting Moronism
2005.03.31:
If You Steal From Me, Don't Be Dumb Enough To Send Me The URL!
2005.03.31:
Excuse Me, But It Seems I'm Lost
2005.03.31:
We're All Getting Neoconned
2005.03.30:
Extremist Sports
2005.03.30:
Propping Up A Corpse
2005.03.30:
Defender Of The "Wide-Eyed Pamphleteers"
2005.03.30:
Tom DeLay Pulls Daddy's Plug
2005.03.29:
The Right To Suppress Free Speech
2005.03.29:
How Green Is My President?
2005.03.29:
Dead Like Me
2005.03.28:
The Presidential Pulpit
2005.03.27:
"The New PC: Crybaby Conservatives"
2005.03.26:
It's All About Tom
2005.03.26:
Sew Not Her Designs
2005.03.25:
Johnnie Cochran Wipes His Feet On The First Amendment
2005.03.25:
Assclown Of The Day
2005.03.25:
Bill Frist Needs To See Your Boogers
2005.03.24:
Quackwatch! In the Schiavo Case
2005.03.24:
"A Fitting Business"
2005.03.24:
Another Reality Check On The Schiavo Case
2005.03.23:
Amy On Glenn Sacks' His Side Radio Show
2005.03.23:
Religious Conservatives First; Conservative Conservatives Second
2005.03.23:
Fundamentalist Nutbags Come In All Flavors!
2005.03.22:
Child Molesters, Yes! Gay Bar Owners, No!
2005.03.22:
Smells Like Christian Spirit!
2005.03.21:
Sometimes Being Pro-Life Means Being Pro-Death
2005.03.21:
Schiavo Review
2005.03.21:
Funny, That's Not What He Said In All Those Death Penalty Cases
2005.03.20:
"Turning Casual Sex Into Cash Flow Sex"
2005.03.19:
Please Discriminate!
2005.03.18:
Fundamentalist Barbarians At The Gate
2005.03.18:
TV Tell-All Saturday Night
2005.03.17:
Morality vs. God
2005.03.16:
Susan Estrich As Bubbles The Hippo
2005.03.16:
Spy Vs. Spy
2005.03.16:
An Easy DeLay
2005.03.15:
The High Price Of Love
2005.03.15:
A Right Hook To The Religious Wrong
2005.03.14:
The Summers Of The Feminists' Discontent
2005.03.14:
Vote-Rigging In Florida?
2005.03.13:
Che Chic
2005.03.12:
The Governator Gets Constitutional
2005.03.11:
They Should Call It A Dummer
2005.03.11:
Returning From War Is Hell
2005.03.10:
Why Do Psychologists So Often Sound Nuts?
2005.03.10:
The Department Of Christian Corrections
2005.03.10:
No PR Flack Left Behind
2005.03.10:
The History Of The Vibrator
2005.03.09:
You Have No Right To Die
2005.03.09:
We're Building Bridges In Iraq
2005.03.08:
Free Speech And Stolen Speech
2005.03.08:
Orbitzing Hell
2005.03.07:
Screw You, Spain!
2005.03.06:
Spreading Propaganda and AIDS
2005.03.06:
US Fundamentalism Holds Up International Rights For Women
2005.03.06:
Atheists On Parade!
2005.03.05:
Yesterday In Phoenix
2005.03.04:
The Fun, Easy Jobs Pay Less
2005.03.04:
Martha Stewart Prison Living
2005.03.03:
Beyond Parody
2005.03.03:
Just Say No To Lies
2005.03.03:
Way To Go, Weyco?
2005.03.02:
Weak Democrats Make For A Weak Democracy
2005.03.02:
Oh, The Sad Facts I Stumble On While Writing My Column
2005.03.02:
Today In Cranky-tainment News
2005.03.02:
LA Bloggers Ask The Would-Be Mayors
2005.03.01:
Sperm Limits
2005.03.01:
Don't Be Gross At The Grocery Store
2005.02.28:
Ghost Bum
2005.02.28:
Boohoohoo, We Can't Have It All!
2005.02.27:
Amy On Dennis Miller
2005.02.27:
The Crap We Believe Because A Lot Of Idiots Believe It
2005.02.27:
International Wi-Finder
2005.02.26:
Ugly Sells
2005.02.26:
An Estrich With Its Head Stuck Firmly In The Sand
2005.02.25:
Clone-A-Willy
2005.02.25:
Renting Green
2005.02.24:
A Night Of Nachos And Race Hate!
2005.02.24:
Not So Deep Throat?
2005.02.24:
"A Christian Nation" Is The One Early Americans Left To Escape Religious Persecution
2005.02.23:
It's Miller Time Again!
2005.02.23:
The Asshole Of Evil
2005.02.22:
Speak Up For Freedom Of Speech
2005.02.22:
Portable Shut-The-Fuck-Up-ers
2005.02.21:
The Science Without The Scientists
2005.02.21:
The Kettle Talking About The Pot
2005.02.21:
Revenge For Two
2005.02.20:
The Pot Is Not Melting Too Well These Days
2005.02.19:
I Do Love A Great Ass
2005.02.19:
The Hag Rule
2005.02.18:
The Land Of Equal Rights
2005.02.18:
The Stepford Child Generation
2005.02.18:
The Flip Side Of "Abstinence Only"
2005.02.18:
ROTC For Terrorists
2005.02.17:
How Will We Pay For The War?
2005.02.17:
Dumbass 9/11 Conspiracy Theories Debunked
2005.02.17:
Not Better, Just Different
2005.02.17:
Helloooo, Baby Pod!
2005.02.16:
The Never-Wed Stigma
2005.02.16:
Finally, A Democrat Might Take A Stand
2005.02.15:
Jeff Gannon, Extremely Exposed
2005.02.14:
I Am Being Held Hostage
2005.02.14:
Does Eco Have To Mean Ugly?
2005.02.14:
We Interrupt This School Day For A Message From Jesus
2005.02.14:
Sex Toys For Boys
2005.02.14:
Who's Your Lame-Ass?
2005.02.13:
Revenge Is The Best Revenge
2005.02.13:
Majority Rules
2005.02.13:
Harvard Moves To Berkeley?
2005.02.13:
Bacall On Hepburn
2005.02.12:
Art Is Commercial
2005.02.12:
The Freedom To Be Insulted
2005.02.11:
Victims Gone Wild: How Feminism Has Messed Up Relationships
2005.02.11:
Condi LIed
2005.02.10:
The Perfect Child
2005.02.10:
A Brilliant Idea About "Intelligent" Design
2005.02.10:
Bush Social Spaghetti Plan
2005.02.09:
Judge For Yourself
2005.02.09:
There Goes Georgie, Running Up The Credit Cards
2005.02.08:
Today's Auto Erotica
2005.02.08:
The Ugly Twins
2005.02.08:
How Divisive Is George Bush's America?
2005.02.08:
Not Elective
2005.02.07:
Still In Movable Type Hell
2005.02.07:
Democracy Then
2005.02.07:
The Ugly American Goes To Auschwitz
2005.02.07:
Deep Throat Death Watch
2005.02.07:
Youth In Where?
2005.02.06:
Dead Center
2005.02.06:
Microsoft In The Head
2005.02.05:
Mock and Roll
2005.02.04:
Blue Blog
2005.02.04:
Bush Lies To Blacks
2005.02.03:
Welcome To Movable Type Hell
2005.02.03:
The Fundamentalist-In-Chief Speaks
2005.02.03:
Wednesday's Cell Phone Shouter
2005.02.03:
New Lows In Book Promotion
2005.02.03:
Gatsby Envy
2005.02.03:
A Crack In The Glass House
2005.02.02:
A Year In The Merde
2005.02.02:
Bill Moyers On "The Rapture"
2005.02.01:
Pigs Without Spellcheck
2005.02.01:
Conspiracy Against SUVS?...
2005.02.01:
If You Say It, It Is True
2005.01.31:
The Big Ugly
2005.01.31:
"Safe, Legal, And Never"
2005.01.31:
Raising Children With Brains
2005.01.30:
Fuzzy Dice
2005.01.30:
Bums And Urine
2005.01.28:
Awwww, How Sweet!
2005.01.28:
Let's Stuff Gay People In The Closet!
2005.01.26:
Movable Type Hell
2005.01.26:
A Diva Awakens
2005.01.26:
Sleeping Through Sex Prevents Sexually Transmitted Diseases!
2005.01.26:
A Thrifty American In Paris
2005.01.25:
How To Know You Are Not At The Beach
2005.01.25:
How To Buy The Morning-After Pill
2005.01.25:
The March Of Moronism
2005.01.24:
Movable Type Comments
2005.01.24:
Sarah! Your Mom's On The Telephone (Pole)!
2005.01.24:
One In Five Statistics Is Crap
2005.01.23:
New Entry
2005.01.23:
A Meatball-Head On Religion
2005.01.23:
Better Living Through Chemistry
2005.01.23:
The Latest eBay Scam Email
2005.01.22:
A Sane Take On Summers
2005.01.22:
Celebrating Homosexuality
2005.01.21:
Put Luke On Your Thong
2005.01.21:
Walking The Dinosaur
2005.01.21:
The Bertrand Russell Reader
2005.01.20:
Writergirl On The Go
2005.01.20:
Fundamental Illness
2005.01.20:
Nancy Deux
2005.01.19:
All That Glitters
2005.01.19:
Britain's Abu Ghraib
2005.01.19:
Hanging CBS, But Not The Guy Who Opted Out
2005.01.18:
Flore Power
2005.01.18:
Costco: The Front Line Of The War On Drugs
2005.01.17:
Oui, monsieur!
2005.01.17:
It's The Democracy, Stupid
2005.01.16:
Emily Tarr's Paris
2005.01.16:
Fur A Good Time...
2005.01.16:
The White Stuff
2005.01.15:
Rue de Sèvres
2005.01.15:
"Religion Moderation" And Other Jokes
2005.01.15:
Penile Stretching And Twisting
2005.01.13:
My Ass...
2005.01.13:
Just Another Orwellian News Cycle
2005.01.12:
The Ugly Squad On Patrol
2005.01.12:
Duh Is For Democrats
2005.01.12:
Are You A Right Libertarian Or A Left Libertarian?
2005.01.11:
Old Maids Rule!
2005.01.11:
Come Out, Come Out, Where Ever You Are!
2005.01.10:
Einstein Was No Idiot
2005.01.10:
Good Morning, 1984
2005.01.09:
Abu Who?
2005.01.09:
Future Crock
2005.01.09:
Belief In Mencken
2005.01.08:
Asleep At The Bar
2005.01.08:
"That Time Of The Month?"
2005.01.07:
Stern Warning About The Jack Boots Under Karl Rove's Bed
2005.01.06:
Save The Advice Goddess In Ithaca
2005.01.06:
In The Blame Of The Father
2005.01.05:
Heidi Klum to Wed Seal After Mountaintop Proposal
2005.01.05:
Pay For Me Because I'm Blond And Mean
2005.01.05:
Wal-Fare
2005.01.04:
Mystery Call
2005.01.04:
Plugging The Dyke
2005.01.04:
The Godless Harlot's Top Ten List
2005.01.04:
Writer's Lifeboat
2005.01.03:
Sex With Ron Jeremy
2005.01.03:
Celebrity Flab
2005.01.03:
Bitch Like Me
2005.01.03:
Unmarried Partners Legislation
2005.01.02:
Who Thanks "God" For Tsunamis And Dead People?
2005.01.02:
Religion Kills, Science Saves
2005.01.01:
Other People's Dead Relatives
2004.12.31:
Too Bad Your Children Aren't This Well Behaved
2004.12.31:
By The Simplistic, For The Simplistic
2004.12.30:
Playing It By "Seer"
2004.12.30:
Wide Eyes Shut
2004.12.29:
Old Unfaithful
2004.12.29:
In Today's Barf Bag
2004.12.29:
Africa By Way Of Los Angeles
2004.12.29:
Matt Welch On The Right Approach To Abu Ghraib
2004.12.29:
Locate The Sex Offender Nearest You!
2004.12.28:
Hitting Middle
2004.12.28:
"Oh, Excuse Me For Not Willingly Becoming An Amputee!"
2004.12.28:
What The War Is About, And Why We Might Lose It
2004.12.27:
She Is Hot In The Ass
2004.12.27:
Blowing Smokeless Up The Public's Ass
2004.12.27:
A Fad Ass In France
2004.12.27:
Matt Welch Is An Ass-Clown
2004.12.26:
My Kinda Broad
2004.12.26:
If There Were A God, It Would Be Jay Allen
2004.12.25:
Jackie On How To Make Christmas Crack
2004.12.25:
How Effective Are Those Prayers?!
2004.12.24:
The Healthy Smoker Becomes The Quit Smoker
2004.12.24:
Just Say No To Draconian Drug Laws
2004.12.24:
Calling All The Lawyers
2004.12.23:
Claws For Confusion
2004.12.22:
Cents And Sensibility
2004.12.21:
Did Lincoln Like The Logs Better Than The Ladies?
2004.12.21:
Waste Gas, Get A Fat Ass
2004.12.20:
A Fundamentalist Against Bush
2004.12.19:
Frank Under Fire
2004.12.19:
Free, Free, Set Them Free!
2004.12.19:
Remember When Senators And Congressmen Used To Be Human?
2004.12.18:
Peek Experience
2004.12.18:
The Physics Of Laws
2004.12.18:
La Réalité Bites
2004.12.17:
The United Christian States Of America
2004.12.17:
How To Glam
2004.12.16:
Be Cool-er
2004.12.16:
'Roid Rage Of A Different Kind
2004.12.15:
They Don't Make Catfights Like They Used To
2004.12.15:
The Lurking American Taliban
2004.12.14:
A May-December Relationship
2004.12.14:
What It Means To Win
2004.12.13:
Amy's Floor
2004.12.13:
The Sunnier Side Of Slavery
2004.12.13:
Osama Who?
2004.12.12:
Sister Of Twisted Sister
2004.12.12:
A Land Of Primitive Religious Fanatics
2004.12.12:
French Twist
2004.12.11:
Twisted, Sister!
2004.12.11:
The Hallucinate-tivity Scene
2004.12.11:
A Tale Of Two Mercy Killings
2004.12.10:
Watch Amy On Web Teevee!
2004.12.09:
It's Miller Time!
2004.12.09:
Barry Nanny-State Of Bush & Co
2004.12.09:
Winning The War On Terror
2004.12.09:
Why Fundamentalists Drive Cadillac Escalades
2004.12.08:
Low Marks For Bad Stats
2004.12.08:
Please Stay In Detroit
2004.12.07:
They Never Say "God Thought She Was A Crappy Person"
2004.12.07:
Pee-Wee's Rig Adventure
2004.12.06:
Jesus Of The Bronx?
2004.12.06:
Jeff Jarvis Bitchslaps Brent Bozell
2004.12.05:
"Protecting" Away Gay Rights
2004.12.05:
Michael Powell As Mommy
2004.12.03:
WeHo Bridges The Discrimination Gap
2004.12.03:
Frozen Tundra
2004.12.03:
The 10 Least Successful Holiday Specials Of All Time
2004.12.02:
Tough Girls
2004.12.02:
Larry, Moe, And Condi
2004.12.02:
Why All The Broadcasters Are Bending Over
2004.12.01:
Today's Dopey Advice Requester
2004.11.30:
Yeah, The Right Wing Is
Sooo
Pro-Pothead
2004.11.29:
Truth Or Mere Conspiracy Theory?
2004.11.29:
The Rules Of Baggage Claim
2004.11.28:
Elmo Got Tickled A Few Times Too Many
2004.11.28:
How Lovely Are Your Labia?
2004.11.27:
The Most Important Lady In The Whole World!
2004.11.27:
God's Won't
2004.11.26:
The Latest In Grilled Cheese Iconography
2004.11.26:
House Of Me Toos
2004.11.25:
Thanksgiving Culinary Tip
2004.11.25:
Jesus As A Serial Killer
2004.11.25:
Andrew Gumbel Talks Sense
2004.11.24:
Theocrap
2004.11.23:
Testing 1-2-3
2004.11.23:
Amy Alkon, Stripper
2004.11.23:
Dial-A-Dong
2004.11.22:
Soak The Middle Class
2004.11.21:
How To Be A Good Houseguest
2004.11.21:
The People Have Spoken
2004.11.18:
The List Of Things That Don't Grow On Trees
2004.11.17:
Letters From The "Dissent Not Welcome Here" Democracy
2004.11.17:
Let's Keep The Crooks In Power!
2004.11.16:
Just Another Monday Night In Paradise
2004.11.16:
Jeff Jarvis Is My Free-Speech Hero
2004.11.16:
Rewriting Private Ryan
2004.11.15:
The Lotsa Spin Zone
2004.11.14:
Whatever Happened To The Muumuu?
2004.11.14:
Somebody Else's Child Left Behind
2004.11.13:
Deeply Disturbed By Off-Color Jokes?
2004.11.12:
Red State, Blue State
2004.11.11:
Not Surprised
2004.11.11:
Andrew Gumbel On The State Of It All
2004.11.10:
Abortion's Only Step One
2004.11.09:
Wisconsin Is For Morons
2004.11.09:
An Outline Of Intellectual Rubbish
2004.11.08:
Weho Hot Rod
2004.11.08:
Voting Hacked? Evidence Mounts
2004.11.07:
Beaten And Bruised But Still Kicking
2004.11.07:
Welcome To The Primitive States of America
2004.11.07:
Thank George Bush For The High Price Of Broadband
2004.11.06:
Val Kilmer As Moses
2004.11.06:
English As A Fourth Or Fifth Language - One Hopes
2004.11.05:
Your Apology Here
2004.11.05:
My Problem With Halloween
2004.11.05:
Kerry Won Ohio?
2004.11.04:
I Brake For Genius - Auto Writer Dan Neil
2004.11.04:
Who Would Want To Kill The Village Idiot?
2004.11.03:
Obama's Speech
2004.11.03:
The Outlook On 11/3
2004.11.02:
He's At Homo With It
2004.11.02:
Has Ralph Nader Had A Stroke?
2004.11.02:
Bloggermann Likes Zogby
2004.11.02:
Billionaires For Bush
2004.11.02:
Daddy Starbucks
2004.11.02:
Presidential Priorities
2004.11.01:
Eeeeeeuw!
2004.11.01:
The Wal-Fare State
2004.10.31:
Dog Day Halloween
2004.10.31:
Bush Was Too Busy Nation-Building
2004.10.31:
Sullivan Travels
2004.10.30:
A Debutante Awaiting Her Costum
2004.10.30:
Testicle Toss Anyone?
2004.10.29:
This Is A Fear Election
2004.10.29:
Don't Think Of It As An Election
2004.10.28:
Why Do Fundamentalist Nutbags Drive Huge SUVs?
2004.10.28:
Still Buff At 90
2004.10.27:
Ovitz' Whiny Tale Of Woe
2004.10.27:
George Bush: The President Who Never Met A Bill He Didnít Like
2004.10.26:
Health Insurance The Car Insurance Way
2004.10.25:
We Can Export Democracy To Iraq...
2004.10.24:
Ayn Rand's Trash Can
2004.10.24:
"Creationism In A Lab Coat"
2004.10.23:
Early Onset Asshole
2004.10.22:
Bush World
2004.10.22:
Even Pat Robertson Is More Balanced Than Bush
2004.10.21:
Brothel, Bath, & Beyond
2004.10.21:
Mary Cheney Is A Lesbian For A Living
2004.10.21:
Too Bad There's No Oil In Sudan
2004.10.20:
Why I No Longer Live In New York City
2004.10.20:
Free Martha!
2004.10.20:
"The Show Is Nothing But Sex, Sex, Sex..."
2004.10.20:
Creative Science
2004.10.19:
The President Vs. The Pill
2004.10.19:
Creepy, Creepy Karl Rove
2004.10.18:
"Save The Republicans, Vote For Kerry"
2004.10.18:
Bound For Gory
2004.10.17:
The Church of Hot Monkey Love
2004.10.17:
Government By The Fanatics, For The Fanatics
2004.10.16:
Hung Like A Tic-Tac?
2004.10.16:
Tucker Carlson Is A Dick
2004.10.16:
The Bush Bulge
2004.10.16:
Distributing Dollars On Faith
2004.10.15:
Death In Venice
2004.10.15:
Rough Love
2004.10.15:
The Mumbo Jumbo Of Excluding Gays
2004.10.15:
Presidential Arrest Record
2004.10.15:
Kevin Drum On Swift Boat Lies
2004.10.14:
Von Bitch
2004.10.14:
O'Reilly Sued For Sexual Harrassment
2004.10.14:
The Problem With Daily Newspapers
2004.10.14:
"Asexuality: it's not just for amoebas anymore"
2004.10.13:
Olbermann Again Blogs The Debate
2004.10.13:
Let Your Vagina Be Your Voting Booth?!
2004.10.13:
Lazy Parsing Kerry and Bush Positions
2004.10.12:
Daughter In A Bottle
2004.10.12:
Reading Between The Lies
2004.10.12:
Hurry Up And Wait
2004.10.11:
Decorating Twist(ed)
2004.10.11:
Children Of Gay Parents Come Out of The Closet
2004.10.11:
Crawford, TX, Newspaper Endorses Kerry
2004.10.10:
Anti-Emoticon
2004.10.10:
Buy Crest
2004.10.09:
Correcting Cheney
2004.10.08:
Debate Scoring On The "Internets"
2004.10.08:
Charlie McCarthy For President?
2004.10.08:
Michael Lacey On The Two Lame-Asses Running For President
2004.10.07:
Bitch Wear
2004.10.07:
(Sort Of) Lowest Airfare
2004.10.07:
Bye-Bye Abortion Rights
2004.10.06:
Letters From Iraq
2004.10.05:
Adrian Leeds' Sleazy Travel "Writer" Come-On
2004.10.04:
When Good Housekeeping Goes A Little Too Far
2004.10.04:
Is Your Orgy Government Approved?
2004.10.04:
Draft=Slavery?
2004.10.03:
Truth In Advertising
2004.10.03:
The Transformation Of Christopher Hitchens
2004.10.03:
The Dentist Made Her Do It
2004.10.03:
"Is Someone Controlling The President Like A Ventriloquist?"
2004.10.02:
Putting The Tart In Tartan
2004.10.02:
Leonard PItts, Jr.
2004.10.01:
Orgy In The Court
2004.09.30:
Something's Rotten In The State Of Florida
2004.09.29:
Security First, Journalism Second
2004.09.28:
E.L. Doctorow On George Bush
2004.09.28:
Upgrade To MT 3.11
2004.09.26:
What Would George Washington Do?
2004.09.26:
The Worst Things In Life Are Free
2004.09.26:
Flip-Flopper-In-Chief
2004.09.25:
Everything In Its Place
2004.09.25:
Regulated Writing The Regulations
2004.09.24:
New York State
2004.09.23:
Dinner For Five (Thousand)
2004.09.23:
Major Comments Spam Attack
2004.09.23:
Experts' Guide
2004.09.22:
Big Brother-Cam
2004.09.21:
Shopasaurus
2004.09.21:
Show Tunes Me The Way
2004.09.21:
The Difference Between Scientists And Fundamentalists
2004.09.20:
Construction Issues
2004.09.20:
Starbucks - Not Just For Blogging
2004.09.20:
George Bush Sings
2004.09.20:
Chickens Are The New Ferrets
2004.09.19:
Cornel West
2004.09.19:
The Poet Laureate Of Pessimism
2004.09.19:
The Case Against The Bush Administration
2004.09.18:
Doesn't Anybody In The Government Read?!!
2004.09.17:
Hippie-crite On Pico Blvd.
2004.09.17:
Gay Marriage Legalized
2004.09.16:
My Baby's Coming
2004.09.16:
Wangling From High Places
2004.09.16:
14 Hours In Hell
2004.09.15:
Not Shoes
2004.09.15:
Who's The Big-Spending Democrat?
2004.09.15:
Who's The Flip-Flopper?
2004.09.14:
Doggie Dearest
2004.09.14:
Kitty Kelly Book Out Today
2004.09.14:
What If Bush Wins
2004.09.13:
Choices, Choices...
2004.09.12:
Jeff Jarvis Was There
2004.09.11:
Conservatives Against Bush
2004.09.10:
Dear Idiot (aka Jeanne Phillips)
2004.09.10:
Spano Strikes Again!
2004.09.10:
What I Love About Cathy Seipp
2004.09.09:
What Am I Drinking?
2004.09.09:
The War Against People In Pain
2004.09.08:
Cell Phones In Stores
2004.09.08:
Underground Cinema
2004.09.08:
What Would Jesus Do
2004.09.07:
Roger Webster
2004.09.07:
Friends In High Places
2004.09.06:
Luckily, It's Only Hurricane Season
2004.09.06:
Who Pays, Who Profits?
2004.09.06:
Romenesko On Drugs
2004.09.05:
High-Definition TV
2004.09.05:
One Woman, One Vast Conspiracy
2004.09.04:
Bush By Numbers
2004.09.04:
Sullivan's Travels
2004.09.03:
Ape Joke
2004.09.03:
Amy Goes Head To Head With The Ape
2004.09.02:
Give 'Em Snopes!
2004.09.02:
Swift Boat On Venice Boulevard
2004.09.02:
Joe Klein
2004.09.01:
Bush Time
2004.08.31:
Spano In Paris...Still!
2004.08.31:
Bra Deal
2004.08.30:
Bad Manners Day At Starbucks
2004.08.29:
Bush Weasel In Wartime
2004.08.29:
Nuclear Winter
2004.08.29:
Impeach The Electoral College
2004.08.28:
Deserter Storm
2004.08.28:
Who's Paying For The War?
2004.08.27:
Doggie Doing It
2004.08.27:
I'm Jealous
2004.08.27:
Science Happens
2004.08.26:
Beauty Is The Beast
2004.08.26:
The Obvious
2004.08.26:
It's The Economy, Stupid
2004.08.26:
Cheney Panders To Gay Voters/
2004.08.25:
Living A Double Life
2004.08.25:
Bitch On Wheels
2004.08.24:
Ben And Jerry's
2004.08.24:
Dad Wrong
2004.08.23:
Fast Xenophobia
2004.08.23:
Your Daily Darwin
2004.08.22:
Kerry Swift Boat
2004.08.22:
Luke Ford
2004.08.21:
Explain And Simple
2004.08.20:
Crack In NYC
2004.08.20:
Smells Like A Small Penis
2004.08.20:
Bureaucracy Now
2004.08.19:
Honda Insight
2004.08.19:
Don't Fuck With Finke
2004.08.19:
No Stove, Radio
2004.08.18:
Republicans For Kerry
2004.08.18:
Born Borderline-Retarded In The USA
2004.08.18:
Doggie Mag/
2004.08.17:
Primal Time Live
2004.08.17:
Photo Finished
2004.08.17:
Cheney Hating/
2004.08.16:
Religion Kills/
2004.08.15:
Don't Fuck Me Pumps
2004.08.15:
Spinsanity/
2004.08.14:
Julia Child/
2004.08.13:
Nuclear Power/
2004.08.13:
Reuters Outsourcing/
2004.08.13:
They're Back!
2004.08.13:
Cecile DuBois
2004.08.12:
Cathy's Alternate Universe
2004.08.12:
Fundamental Problems
2004.08.10:
An Elizabeth Cady Stanton Feminist
2004.08.10:
Mise En Seine
2004.08.10:
Walmart
2004.08.10:
Getting Felt Up By Strangers
2004.08.09:
Hostile Legal Arena
2004.08.08:
Spano Dimwits It Again/
2004.08.08:
Cathy Seipp/
2004.08.08:
L.A.ís Channel 2 ìNewsî
2004.08.07:
Monsieur Marcel/
2004.08.07:
Harper's Index
2004.08.06:
Your SUV Is Illegal/
2004.08.05:
"Amy Is Annoyed" Week Continues
2004.08.05:
About Last Night
2004.08.04:
Bob Morris On Pryers
2004.08.03:
Where Brats Come From/
2004.08.02:
Another Bratty Child/
2004.08.01:
The Writing Process
2004.08.01:
Luke Thompson
2004.08.01:
Doobie Doobie Doo/
2004.08.01:
Deconstructing AA
2004.07.31:
Pen Pal Fever/
2004.07.30:
Absentee Ballots For US Residents Living Overseas
2004.07.30:
Left Coast/
2004.07.29:
Switzerland
2004.07.28:
Smart Cars/Honda Insight/
2004.07.27:
He Makes
2004.07.27:
Don't Cry
2004.07.26:
Seipp On Today's Dad
2004.07.25:
Gabbing About Flab
2004.07.24:
Germany
2004.07.24:
Final Solution
2004.07.24:
"Fathers"
2004.07.23:
From Bad To Wurst
2004.07.23:
Flipper
2004.07.22:
Customs
2004.07.22:
Emmanuelle's Back!
2004.07.21:
BERLIN
2004.07.20:
American Express vs. Mastercard
2004.07.19:
Ban Marriage Today!
2004.07.19:
Pierre
2004.07.18:
Frog Snot
2004.07.17:
Air Dorko
2004.07.17:
Puritanism USA
2004.07.16:
Practicing Viola Or Practicing Terrorists
2004.07.16:
Garbo Encore
2004.07.15:
Crappy And Crappier
2004.07.15:
Paris Under Attack
2004.07.14:
Amy Alkon, Linguistic Parasite
2004.07.14:
There Are Dumbass Performance Artists In Every City
2004.07.13:
"For The Children"
2004.07.13:
War And Piece
2004.07.12:
Um...Um...
2004.07.10:
Gay Is The New Black
2004.07.09:
Dog Day Apres-Midi
2004.07.08:
Moore Distortions?
2004.07.06:
Buckley Talks Sense
2004.07.05:
Patients
2004.07.04:
La Coupole
2004.07.04:
Gregg Sutter
2004.07.03:
Marlon
2004.07.03:
Tony Pierce Votes His Conscience
2004.07.02:
Impeach Melba
2004.07.01:
The Top Ten Conservative Idiots
2004.06.30:
The Reagan Legacy
2004.06.30:
The O'Really? Factor
2004.06.29:
Religion As A Campaign Weapon
2004.06.29:
Link To The State Or Federal Pen
2004.06.28:
Signs Of Unintelligent Life
2004.06.27:
The High Price Of Taking Out Saddam
2004.06.26:
INDUCE Vomiting Now
2004.06.25:
The Nudity Police State
2004.06.23:
A Few Words About Jack Ryan
2004.06.23:
The Rest Of The Story
2004.06.22:
Military Homo-noia Hits Hard
2004.06.21:
Girls Gone Child
2004.06.21:
Fahrenheit 911-dering
2004.06.20:
Beautiful Corps
2004.06.19:
A Complete 9-11 Timeline
2004.06.18:
Pickup Line Of The Day
2004.06.18:
Did Cheney Lie?
2004.06.17:
Free Speech, Who Cares?
2004.06.16:
Cough, Cough, NAFTA
2004.06.15:
Love Knows No Boundaries
2004.06.15:
Dance In Your Pants?
2004.06.14:
Vice Squad
2004.06.14:
Just Say No To Drug War Policy
2004.06.13:
Tax The Church
2004.06.12:
America: Land Of The Insulted
2004.06.12:
Mobile Savages
2004.06.11:
Instepping Out
2004.06.10:
Rip Me A Prude One
2004.06.10:
Au Revoir, SUVS!
2004.06.10:
Killed
2004.06.09:
What We Said And What We Meant
2004.06.09:
Amy Alkon, Godless Harlot
2004.06.09:
Coyote Elmore
2004.06.08:
Reagan Rewritten
2004.06.08:
LAObserved Needs You
2004.06.07:
The Dirty Words Police Are On Vacation
2004.06.06:
Prude Awakening
2004.06.05:
This Is Your Brain On Legalized Crack
2004.06.04:
Gore Or Less
2004.06.04:
Angry Reader Of The Day
2004.06.03:
Freedom To Pander To The Religious
2004.06.03:
Sex Spells
2004.06.03:
Ass-vertising. Really.
2004.06.03:
Faux Real
2004.06.03:
Gates Of Zero Innovation
2004.06.02:
Enron Scum
2004.06.01:
Sludge Match
2004.06.01:
The Advice Goddess Blog-iversary
2004.06.01:
Stem Cell Research
2004.06.01:
Keitel Cleans Up
2004.05.31:
Thank The FDA For Your Skin Cancer
2004.05.31:
Leaving The Law
2004.05.30:
Mini-Mo Enroute
2004.05.29:
Live From American Film Institute
2004.05.29:
Booze Bounty
2004.05.28:
NPR Bias
2004.05.26:
Excuse me...Libya?
2004.05.26:
Virginia Is For Lovers. (Some Restrictions Apply)
2004.05.25:
Dickolodeon
2004.05.25:
Michael And Me
2004.05.24:
Democracy Later
2004.05.24:
Shorn Again
2004.05.23:
E&P Editor Distorted
2004.05.22:
Hastert Talks Tough To McCain
2004.05.22:
Here, Chick, Chick, Chick...
2004.05.21:
Countdown To Jail
2004.05.21:
Fat
2004.05.20:
Seipp On The LA Times And Jill Stewart
2004.05.19:
The Politics Of Personal Destruction
2004.05.18:
The Car Of The Future
2004.05.17:
Where There's A Mill, There's A Way
2004.05.16:
Complain And Simple
2004.05.15:
Global Warming For Dummies
2004.05.14:
Unwanted Control Of Pregnancy
2004.05.13:
The Administration Has A Rummy-Ache
2004.05.13:
Book-A-Lena
2004.05.12:
Err Travel
2004.05.11:
The Queen Of Team
2004.05.11:
Snakes In The Bush
2004.05.10:
Go To The Head Of The Class
2004.05.09:
A Vast, Left-Wing Conspiracy
2004.05.08:
More On Abu Ghraib
2004.05.08:
George Bush, Preacher-In-Chief
2004.05.08:
Stunt For Red October
2004.05.07:
Score One (More) For The Fundamentalists
2004.05.07:
Wiping Their Feet On The Constitution And The Bill Of Rights
2004.05.06:
The Los Angeles (Press Release) Times
2004.05.06:
Barbarians Like Us
2004.05.06:
Your Fundamentalism Or Theirs
2004.05.06:
Fly It, You'll Like It
2004.05.05:
LA Press Club Awards
2004.05.05:
Therapy's Lenny Bruce
2004.05.05:
Spam Is Canned Meat
2004.05.04:
Comments Are Now Open
2004.05.04:
Bergdorf Bitch
2004.05.03:
Blog Comments Temporarily Out Of Service
2004.05.03:
The Comments Spam Attack Continues
2004.05.03:
ADD Or IDD?
2004.05.02:
Advice Goddess On The Radio Tonight
2004.05.02:
Want To Advertise On AdviceGoddess.com
2004.05.01:
Be Kaus He Likes It
2004.05.01:
Roy Walford's Obit
2004.04.30:
Roy Walford Dies
2004.04.30:
Peep Throat
2004.04.29:
The Republican Attack Machine
2004.04.28:
Why The Nutbags Support Israel
2004.04.27:
Biologically Incorrect.
2004.04.25:
Just Say No To Jail
2004.04.24:
Ask Auntie Lena
2004.04.23:
Delta Burkha
2004.04.22:
Seipp On Underparented Show Biz Brats
2004.04.21:
Parlez-Vous 'Merican?
2004.04.20:
Quote Of The Day
2004.04.20:
The Cloud Club
2004.04.19:
Conda-LIE-LIE-LIE-LIE-eezza Rice
2004.04.19:
Job Creation And Reality
2004.04.18:
A-O-HELL For Mac OS X
2004.04.18:
Seen And Kurd
2004.04.18:
What George Bush Didn't Know And When He Didn't Know It
2004.04.17:
The Problem Of Backwater Barbarians
2004.04.16:
Something Child
2004.04.15:
Dad To The Bone
2004.04.14:
The Culture Of Oversensitivity
2004.04.13:
The (Anti-)Science Club
2004.04.12:
Enlighten Up Already!
2004.04.11:
Message To The Barbarians
2004.04.11:
What George Bush Didn't Do On His Summer Vacation
2004.04.10:
Amy Alkon, PiÒata
2004.04.10:
A Walk In The Clark
2004.04.09:
Sleazebags Left And Right
2004.04.08:
Revengerella
2004.04.07:
Not Enlightenment To Be?
2004.04.06:
Slack To The Future
2004.04.05:
The Battle Between Good And Medieval
2004.04.04:
Bush's (Cough, Cough) Clean Air Policy
2004.04.03:
A Sensible Defense Of Outsourcing
2004.04.02:
Polymorphous Sexual Perversity
2004.04.02:
Belated April Fools
2004.04.02:
Men Can Be Whiny Crybabies, Too!
2004.04.01:
Porn Without A Brain
2004.04.01:
50 Most Loathsome New Yorkers
2004.03.31:
Letter From Paris...Ohio (in the LA Times)
2004.03.30:
Conservatives And Your Fetus
2004.03.29:
Two Plus Two Equals Paperweight
2004.03.28:
Bush Tough On...The Truth
2004.03.27:
Dumb Crap People In Authority Believe
2004.03.27:
They Just Want To Get Drunk And Have A Lot Of Sex
2004.03.26:
Refresh Princess Of Venice Beach
2004.03.26:
Homeland Stupidity
2004.03.25:
Abstaining From The Facts
2004.03.24:
Ruth Seymour Gets Loh-er And Loh-er
2004.03.23:
Whine And Filthy Lucre
2004.03.22:
Cutting Off An Arm to Cure A Brain Tumor
2004.03.20:
Bush-League Contradictions
2004.03.19:
The Vast, Right-Wing Conspiracy
2004.03.18:
AprËs Le DÈluge
2004.03.17:
Butt Pillow
2004.03.16:
The Supreme Court Stands Up For Wife-Beaters
2004.03.15:
Everybody's Outsourcing
2004.03.14:
Thomas Friedman Visits The Global Village
2004.03.13:
Solidarity With Spain
2004.03.13:
Everything Old Might Be New Again
2004.03.13:
How Scary Is It?
2004.03.12:
The Schwing Vote
2004.03.12:
Confessions Of A Welfare Queen
2004.03.11:
Lost Angeles
2004.03.11:
Not The Only Goddess In Town
2004.03.10:
The Religious Wrong
2004.03.10:
Isn't It Romantic?
2004.03.09:
Public Stalker Number One
2004.03.09:
Zero Intelligence Policy
2004.03.08:
All Things Being Equally Unequal
2004.03.08:
Bush League Science
2004.03.08:
Overheard By Jeff Jarvis
2004.03.08:
The Hoggie Bag
2004.03.07:
The Appearance Of Safety
2004.03.06:
Moooo!
2004.03.05:
Close, But No David Souter
2004.03.05:
Fundamentalism Kills
2004.03.04:
Sandra The Love Sponge
2004.03.04:
The Nipple That Rocked Santa Monica
2004.03.04:
The Science Of Spin
2004.03.03:
Bill Maher
2004.03.03:
The Word Of The Day
2004.03.02:
What's Your Dumb-Ass Question For The Candidate?
2004.03.01:
What Price (Imaginary) Love?
2004.03.01:
What Newspapers In America Are Missing
2004.02.29:
Secrets And Liza
2004.02.28:
Jackhammer Jesus
2004.02.28:
Equal Rights Are Sooooo Complicated!
2004.02.27:
Cingularly Worthless?
2004.02.27:
Amber Rumpenstuff
2004.02.27:
Why People Believe In Really Dumb Crap
2004.02.26:
Remember Freedom Of Speech?
2004.02.26:
Gay Is The New Black
2004.02.26:
Bottrell To Bush
2004.02.25:
Merchandising Jesus
2004.02.24:
Hep To Reality
2004.02.23:
Taliban-Town, USA
2004.02.22:
Screaming For Civility
2004.02.21:
International Outsourcing
2004.02.21:
ReadMyBoobs.Com
2004.02.20:
Nancy Rommelmann, Left, Right, And Center
2004.02.20:
Life In The Fat Lane
2004.02.19:
A Brief Break From Boobs
2004.02.19:
The Anthropology Of Shopping
2004.02.19:
Nancy Rommelman's Journey
2004.02.18:
What First Amendment?
2004.02.17:
Physicians Committee for "Responsible" Medicine
2004.02.16:
Cooter Conversations
2004.02.15:
All Breasts All The Time
2004.02.14:
Duck The Vote
2004.02.13:
Whose Marriage Is It Anyway?
2004.02.13:
The Face Of Gay Marriage
2004.02.12:
Matt Welch On The Deadbeat Dad-Catching Scam
2004.02.12:
Slim Chance Atkins Was Fat
2004.02.12:
Trial In Error
2004.02.11:
More Hitchens
2004.02.10:
Matt Welch Has Bathroom Issues
2004.02.10:
Touched By A Sex Columnist
2004.02.09:
The Advice Goddess On Biography Channel
2004.02.09:
Are You Ready For Your Colonoscopy?
2004.02.08:
"Love That Dare Not Squeak Its Name"
2004.02.07:
Business As Delusional
2004.02.06:
Angry, Humorless P.C. Alert
2004.02.06:
Today In Boob News
2004.02.06:
Roll, Roll, Roll Your Boat
2004.02.05:
I'm A Covergirl!
2004.02.05:
The Daily Breast Watch
2004.02.05:
India, Inc.
2004.02.04:
The Bad Words Police Are On The Case
2004.02.04:
Cathy Young On Dr. Laura
2004.02.03:
Peek Experience
2004.02.03:
The Three Stooges Guard The Airports
2004.02.02:
A Little Male Bashing For Old Times' Sake
2004.01.31:
The Benefits Of Being Gay
2004.01.30:
Carnival Of Critics
2004.01.29:
In Flight
2004.01.28:
Will You Bury Me?
2004.01.28:
Yuk-Yuk-Yuk
2004.01.27:
The Great Indoors
2004.01.26:
Old Test
2004.01.26:
Test
2004.01.26:
Bye-Bye Abortion Rights
2004.01.25:
Hitchens
2004.01.24:
Daughter Of A Veep
2004.01.23:
Dog Hates Gaffes
2004.01.23:
Got God?
2004.01.22:
"No Bride Left Behind"
2004.01.22:
Watch Out For Those Soccer Dads!
2004.01.21:
Raining On The P.C. College Admissions Parade
2004.01.21:
Gays On Steroids
2004.01.20:
A Define Romance
2004.01.20:
Putting The Self Back In Self-Improvement
2004.01.19:
Attention, Men! You, Too, Can Be A Father!
2004.01.19:
Northworst For Privacy
2004.01.18:
Keep The Government Out Of Our Bloodstreams
2004.01.17:
Fundamentalist Welfare
2004.01.16:
Porn Again Whiner
2004.01.16:
Cecile Dublog
2004.01.15:
The Book Babes
2004.01.15:
Where Is Mrs. Dean?
2004.01.15:
Imam-my Dearest
2004.01.15:
We The (Secular) People
2004.01.14:
Hillary In 2008
2004.01.14:
Payless Car Rental: We Spy Harder
2004.01.13:
Dawn Of The Same Old Day
2004.01.13:
The Land Of The (Fat-)Free
2004.01.12:
Stay-At-Home Dads
2004.01.12:
Urine Terrorist Territory Now
2004.01.12:
Did Michael Jackson Do It?
2004.01.11:
Jesus Kicked Me In The Shins
2004.01.10:
Return To Consenter
2004.01.09:
Crime Limit
2004.01.08:
The Modern Leftist's Association
2004.01.07:
The Bush Brats Get Their Way
2004.01.07:
Back In The USSR
2004.01.06:
Belief Blower
2004.01.05:
Trough With The Pounds
2004.01.04:
Keeping The Ex In Ex-Con
2004.01.04:
Yours, In Literacy
2004.01.03:
Pat Robertson Chats With The Supreme Being
2004.01.03:
Cathy Seipp's Media Roundup
2004.01.02:
Crime Doesn't Repay, But It Should
2004.01.01:
Wooden Ya Know
2004.01.01:
The Luck Factor
2003.12.31:
2003, Reviewed
2003.12.31:
Osama Fin Laden
2003.12.30:
The Mead Generation
2003.12.30:
Science Comes Second
2003.12.29:
Improbable Cause
2003.12.28:
The Wright Way To Criticize Someone
2003.12.28:
Where The Wild Things Are
2003.12.28:
Live Long And Kill Yourself
2003.12.27:
When Professional Mommies Get Fired
2003.12.27:
Titty-Cam
2003.12.26:
Never Too Young To Sue
2003.12.26:
In America
2003.12.26:
In France
2003.12.25:
Pope On A Grope
2003.12.25:
Poor Warner Brothers
2003.12.25:
Buy American, Or Sell Out For A Discount?
2003.12.24:
Fatty Issue
2003.12.23:
No Child Left Behind
2003.12.22:
Mything Out On Love
2003.12.22:
Putting The Petal To The Metal
2003.12.22:
In Other Words
2003.12.21:
"From Bad To Badder"
2003.12.21:
So What If We Kant Know It All?
2003.12.20:
The Naked Ape
2003.12.20:
Got The Clap?
2003.12.19:
Queer Eye On The Sputtering Economy
2003.12.18:
Erasing History
2003.12.17:
The Face Of Gay Marriage
2003.12.17:
The Unequal Rights Amendment
2003.12.16:
Undercover Cops Go Under The Covers
2003.12.15:
Today's Dumb Lefty Award
2003.12.15:
The Hills Are Alive
2003.12.14:
I Love You Two
2003.12.14:
Vive La Difference
2003.12.13:
All Three-And-A-Half Feet On The Ground
2003.12.12:
Faith-Based Malpractice
2003.12.11:
Biographer David Rensin's Favorite Stupid Question
2003.12.10:
Using Jessica Lynch
2003.12.09:
This Is Your Brain On Jokes
2003.12.08:
Letting It All Hang In
2003.12.07:
Tumor Talk
2003.12.07:
Crime Pays
2003.12.06:
Chong Number
2003.12.05:
Cunning Linguists
2003.12.04:
Re-elect George Bush!
2003.12.04:
Helpful Hints
2003.12.04:
The Morality Of The Story
2003.12.03:
Not Sacrament To Be
2003.12.02:
"All Humans Are Out Of Their Fucking Minds"
2003.12.01:
Marriage By The Book
2003.12.01:
Who Do You Sue
2003.12.01:
Tragedy Isn't Pretty
2003.11.30:
Underparented Children Of The Day
2003.11.30:
Zero Intelligence Policy
2003.11.29:
Today's Most Irritating Letter
2003.11.28:
A Stupidity-Free Workplace
2003.11.28:
Who Killed Nicole Simpson
2003.11.28:
Straight Eye On The Gay Guy
2003.11.27:
Moral Sex
2003.11.27:
Seems Academic To Me
2003.11.27:
I Know You Are But What Am I?
2003.11.26:
Sin Is In
2003.11.25:
Screw 'Em To The Walmart
2003.11.25:
The Fallen Arches
2003.11.24:
Come Again?
2003.11.24:
Fetus First
2003.11.24:
"The Matt Drudge Of Porn"
2003.11.23:
Questions For Retarded Terrorists
2003.11.23:
Saccharine, Actually
2003.11.22:
What Did He Know And When Did He Know It?
2003.11.22:
Separated At Middle Age
2003.11.22:
Just Say "Huh?" To Drugs
2003.11.21:
Parent Your Own Damn Brats
2003.11.20:
Paris
2003.11.19:
The Recline Of Western Civilization
2003.11.18:
Larry Miller Refiller
2003.11.17:
Wild Kingdom
2003.11.17:
Angles In America
2003.11.16:
The Man In One Black Patent-Leather High-Heeled Shoe
2003.11.15:
Forget The War On Drugs
2003.11.14:
Hosting With The Mosting
2003.11.13:
But Arenít Gay Churches A Threat To Straight Churches?
2003.11.12:
One Good Rollback Deserves Another
2003.11.11:
An Ace Bandage For The Sprained Soul
2003.11.10:
No More Donkey Dongs
2003.11.10:
Liar's Remorse
2003.11.09:
Today's Deep Thought
2003.11.08:
Supreme NaivetÈ
2003.11.08:
At Least Industry Can Breathe Easy
2003.11.07:
Where The Boys Are
2003.11.07:
Disgraceful Welfare Leaches
2003.11.06:
Ellen Goodman Cares About Your Breasts
2003.11.06:
The "Gallop" Poll
2003.11.05:
Low And Lower
2003.11.05:
Mock The Vote
2003.11.04:
The Leftovers
2003.11.03:
Have You Looked At Your Vagina Lately?
2003.11.02:
Cleopatra Was No Liz Taylor
2003.11.01:
Nobody's Founding Fundamentalists
2003.10.31:
"That Looks Like A Penis, Only Smaller!"
2003.10.31:
Tax Breaks For Gays And Lesbians
2003.10.30:
Yale Fights Discrimination Against Gays In The Military
2003.10.29:
Who's Yer Daddy?
2003.10.28:
Powerless Over Porn
2003.10.27:
No Good Deed Goes Uncriminalized
2003.10.25:
Is The Religious Right Un-Christian?
2003.10.24:
How About A War On Dumb?
2003.10.24:
Why Terri Should Be Allowed To Die
2003.10.23:
Stress Mismanagement
2003.10.23:
Life As A Human Turnip
2003.10.22:
Will Your Congressman Be Removing Your Appendix?
2003.10.22:
Faux News
2003.10.22:
Religious Fever
2003.10.21:
Say No To Smugs
2003.10.20:
Lies The Government Tells Us
2003.10.20:
Danger In The Funny Pages!
2003.10.19:
Justice Is Blind
2003.10.18:
Maim Difference
2003.10.18:
A Woman's Right To Choose
2003.10.17:
Accidents With A Knife
2003.10.16:
Itís Free Speech, Not Far Speech
2003.10.16:
Grandma Knows Her G-Spots
2003.10.15:
I've Been Had -- What Fun!
2003.10.15:
Grope And Vainglory
2003.10.14:
Let Them Eat Steak!
2003.10.14:
This Week's Best Love Letter
2003.10.13:
The Crack Epidemic The Drug Warriors Can't Touch
2003.10.13:
Who Says Religion Doesn't Kill?
2003.10.12:
The UnStepford Wives
2003.10.11:
Healthy Harlots
2003.10.10:
TSA Stupidity
2003.10.10:
Small Penises Unite!
2003.10.10:
Internet Prayer Chains
2003.10.09:
Controversy Alert!
2003.10.09:
Where's My Faithless-Based Initiative?
2003.10.08:
Barbies For Fundamentalists!
2003.10.08:
Rush Limbaugh: Big Fat Drug War Casualty?
2003.10.08:
Join The Mickey Kaus Club
2003.10.07:
Broken Facts Machine
2003.10.06:
Harlem: It's A Jungle Up There
2003.10.04:
Death Begunks Her
2003.10.04:
For Whom The Belle Tolls
2003.10.03:
Who You Gonna Call?
2003.10.02:
U-Pay Health Insurance
2003.10.01:
Fatty, Fatty, Two-By-Four, Canít Fit Through The Taurus Door
2003.10.01:
Call Waiting And Waiting
2003.09.30:
The War On Drugs Kills
2003.09.29:
The Oral Of The Story
2003.09.28:
The Aura Of Safety
2003.09.28:
Librarians Get Feisty
2003.09.27:
The Demerol Diet
2003.09.27:
Short Subjects
2003.09.26:
I Know You Are, But What Am I?
2003.09.26:
Got Bilk?
2003.09.25:
Fur And Away
2003.09.25:
Advances In Pharmacist-ed Living
2003.09.24:
Huffington Hilarity
2003.09.24:
Intellectual Property Theft: Itís Not Just For Slackers On Napster Anymore
2003.09.24:
Book Stoop
2003.09.23:
Welfare For Rich, Famous People
2003.09.23:
The Unsexy List
2003.09.22:
"I Did Not Have Financial Relations With That Company!"
2003.09.22:
Tiger Beat
2003.09.21:
You Can't Read Her In The LA Times
2003.09.21:
Can You Hear Me Now, General?
2003.09.20:
Shrinks On The Take
2003.09.19:
Donated: Your Privacy
2003.09.18:
Equal Opportunity Incompetence
2003.09.17:
John Ashcroft On My Shoulder
2003.09.16:
Crime Pays, It Just Doesn't Pay Me
2003.09.16:
A Cadillac In Every Garage
2003.09.16:
Government Pot Is Rot
2003.09.15:
The Patriot Act: It's Not Just For Terrorists Anymore!
2003.09.15:
Very Funny Money
2003.09.15:
The Most Talentless Music Acts Of All Time!
2003.09.14:
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Dentist's Drill
2003.09.13:
Why Did Daniel Pearl Die?
2003.09.13:
What Did He Know And When Did He Know It?
2003.09.13:
Cash Cows
2003.09.12:
Is This The State Of California...
2003.09.12:
1-800-CLICK-THIS-LINK-IF-YOU'RE-DUMB-AS-CEMENT
2003.09.11:
Telemarketers Taste Their Own Meds
2003.09.11:
Just The Junk Fax
2003.09.11:
Unfair And Imbalanced
2003.09.10:
Liberty, Justice, And Abstinence For All
2003.09.10:
Put On Your Red Wig
2003.09.09:
Henry Kissinger Death Watch
2003.09.08:
Video Colon
2003.09.08:
It's Your Body, Sell It If You Want To
2003.09.07:
Hair Down There Plugs
2003.09.07:
My Kinda Gay-Basher
2003.09.06:
Cathy Seipp, On Writing For Penthouse
2003.09.06:
The Future Of Marriage In The United Christian States Of America
2003.09.06:
Theocracy Now!
2003.09.05:
Constitutionally Clueless Legislators
2003.09.05:
Why Religious Fanatics Kill
2003.09.05:
Excuse Of The Day
2003.09.05:
"Let's Be Moore Like Iran!"
2003.09.04:
"My Parents Got God, And All I Got Was This Lousy Casket!"
2003.09.04:
Not A Democrat, Nor A Republican, But A Realist
2003.09.04:
Mac Like Me
2003.09.03:
A Peace Of Dynamite Strapped To A Vest
2003.09.03:
Enough About Me, What Do You Think About Me
2003.09.03:
Presumed Guilty
2003.09.02:
George, Unzipped
2003.09.01:
Something Frivolous To Read When You're Done Bitch-Slapping Me Over Global Warming
2003.09.01:
Now You CO2 It, Now You Don't
2003.08.31:
The Old Guard Is Still Guarding The Henhouse
2003.08.29:
Moore Than Ten Commandments
2003.08.29:
Celebrities Are Pimpled, Too
2003.08.28:
Jew Know Who
2003.08.28:
Lingua Blogga
2003.08.28:
If It's Good For The Goose...
2003.08.28:
A Cure For Sex
2003.08.27:
Shocked, Simply Shocked
2003.08.27:
Column Quote Of The Month
2003.08.27:
Where Toilet Seat Covers Come From
2003.08.26:
Happy Sphincter
2003.08.25:
Eat The Rich
2003.08.25:
The No-Food Diet
2003.08.24:
One More Reason Not To Call Yourself A Feminist
2003.08.24:
Spammers Unplugged...And Bare-Breasted
2003.08.24:
Will Black Lung Be The New Black
2003.08.23:
The World Wide What?
2003.08.23:
Have You Been To Breakup Hell?
2003.08.22:
Would You Pay Someone $150,000 A Year To Poison Your Dog?
2003.08.21:
Estrich Print-Wrestles Arianna
2003.08.20:
Just Say Gno
2003.08.20:
Conspiracy Theory Of The Week
2003.08.20:
The Powerpoints Of Customer Disservice
2003.08.19:
The Thug Culture
2003.08.18:
Bush-League Science
2003.08.17:
Meet Robo-Potty!
2003.08.17:
Timing Is The Only Thing
2003.08.16:
Thatís
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Cassandra To You!
2003.08.16:
Dr. Laura: "Yuh Nev-uh Write, Yuh Nev-uh Call!"
2003.08.15:
Spike Lee Sued By Sara Lee
2003.08.15:
Asbestos: Ignore It And Maybe It Will Go Away
2003.08.15:
It's A Man's World...
2003.08.14:
Emmanuelle Looks At Arnoldís Willie
2003.08.14:
Is My Eyeliner Running?
2003.08.13:
Ted Williams, Baseball Legend And Human Popsicle
2003.08.13:
Pin The Hose On The Fireman
2003.08.13:
A Consenting Petri Dish...
2003.08.12:
The Height Report
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UNDER CONSTRUCTION
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Aliens Ate My Brain!
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Not Just Walken, But Stepping In It
2003.08.11:
The Economics Of Innocence
2003.08.10:
Why Canít Boys Be Girls?
2003.08.10:
Feminist Proper-ganda
2003.08.09:
Toe Way Out
2003.08.08:
Mean Landlord Wonít Let You Get A Dog?
2003.08.07:
Medicine For Morons
2003.08.07:
Advice Columnist For Governor?
2003.08.06:
Where Thereís Smoke...
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"Jailbait And Switch"
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Heavy Meddle, Washington Style
2003.08.06:
Who Says Gigli Isnít Great Entertainment?
2003.08.05:
Horny Puritans Need Sex Toys, Too
2003.08.05:
Is That A Laptop In Your Bomb, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
2003.08.05:
Straight Eye For The Gay Guy
2003.08.04:
Hurricane Latonya
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David Shawís ìGee Whiz!î Moment Of The Week
2003.08.04:
Underrated Dates For Geeky People
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Amy Sneaks Into The LA Times Again
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Highly Enjoyable Review Of A Highly Unenjoyable Movie
2003.08.02:
The World Is Not Your Ashtray
2003.08.02:
Hopelessly Nostalgic For A Bob Hope Who Didnít Exist
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The Case For "Airing Dirty Laundry"
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The Same Old New Math
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THIS SITE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
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The Holy Roller-In-Chief
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Todayís Icky Press Release
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Eat Farmed Salmon, Get PCBs Free!
2003.07.30:
Fucked Family Values
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Feeling Left Out Of All The Lesbian Chic?
2003.07.30:
Love On The Run
2003.07.29:
How Average Is Your Penis?
2003.07.29:
Is It BuyMusic Or StealMusic?
2003.07.28:
Tough Times For Scam Artists
2003.07.28:
Whole Foods Employee Instructs Half-Witted Shoppers
2003.07.28:
You Can't Read Her In The Los Angeles Times
2003.07.28:
Flight Of The Underparented Child
2003.07.28:
Gray And Grayer
2003.07.27:
New York, New York
2003.07.26:
How Do You Take Your Pot -- Smoked Or In A Suppository?
2003.07.25:
Kentucky Fried Car
2003.07.24:
How Much Will You Charge To Get Interrupted During Dinner?
2003.07.23:
The Kobe Wars
2003.07.23:
Sports Stars Need More Than Condoms For Protection
2003.07.23:
Film Critics As Nannies
2003.07.22:
Welfare For Rich Kids
2003.07.22:
Should The "Bambi" Hunts Be Banned?
2003.07.21:
Terrible Tenants Can Be Great Passive-Aggressive Fun!
2003.07.21:
Not Another Dull Request For Love Advice
2003.07.21:
Internet Personals For Married Cheaters
2003.07.20:
Ford Counts Backward
2003.07.20:
Is PETA Feathering Its Nest With Contributor Dollars?
2003.07.19:
Boohoo For Telemarketers
2003.07.18:
Reading Is Fundamental(ly Suspicious)
2003.07.18:
DWN (Driving While Ninety)
2003.07.18:
Reporter Comes Out Of The Closet As...Canadian!
2003.07.17:
Hairy Palms, Healthy Prostate
2003.07.17:
Family Feuds Died Down?
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Pay Thousands Of Dollars To Learn Everything You Donít Need To Know To Have A Successful Career In The Film Industry
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Canadian Schools Are Stoopid, Too
2003.07.15:
My Uncle Is Not A Monkey
2003.07.14:
Eugene Volokh Has His Way With The "Gay Sex Is Unnatural" Argument
2003.07.14:
Why Can't Gay People Be Miserable, Too?
2003.07.14:
"Donít Hate Yourself Because Youíre Beautiful"
2003.07.13:
ìImagine A Corporation Run By The Meanest Kids From High School...î
2003.07.13:
The British War On Drugs Isnít Working Either
2003.07.12:
How About A War On Stupid Drug Laws?
2003.07.12:
Nice Evangelical Christian Guy Seeks A Third Wife
2003.07.11:
No More Nanny State
2003.07.10:
Granny Gimme
2003.07.10:
Recall Mayor Hahn
2003.07.09:
Liars Left And Right
2003.07.09:
"The Lies Spoiling Organic Food"
2003.07.08:
How Young Is Too Young For Nipple Piercing?
2003.07.08:
ìHistory Has Been Hard On Wacky Chicksî
2003.06.30:
Amy Alkon, Godless Harlot
2003.06.30:
The Size Of His Parents' Bank Account, Not The Color Of His Skin
2003.06.30:
A Class Actress On Movie Star Worship:
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Trends In
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The Other Double Standard
2003.05.31:
Just like O.J.'s still trying to find the real killer...
2003.05.30:
This Week In Love Problems
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