You've Heard Of "Fuck-Me Pumps"?
Well, this is what I call a "Don't Fuck Me Pump," for sale in the store next to Hal's Bar & Grill, on Abbot Kinney Boulevard, Venice, CA.
We have more impressive fashion here, too, like this elegant Pamela Barish coat:
And don't forget my friend Kevin Simon's designs. Ms. Kevin Simon, that is.
Non non, chere amie, this is the true "Don't Fuck Me" pump:
http://www.birkenstock.com/shared/productimages/medium/054321.JPG
It's embedded lore (I heard it on IRC so it must be true) that birkies are what lesbians use as recognition signals.
Speaking of despicable perversions (just kidding, girls) since I commented on this blog the daily spam-storm has increased to around Force 9. Could it be that the nauseating hucksters that like to promise 'Driping wet t33nager wnats to su|< your di|<' mine your blog for authentic e's? I am shocked -- shocked...
Stu Harris at August 15, 2004 8:13 AM
Birkenstocks may be "don't-fuck-me pumps," but lesbians fuck each other all the time. Orifices aren't just for penises anymore.
"Penetration is as heterosexual as kissing."
Susie Bright
Lena, lounging by the lake, lapping up the labia at August 15, 2004 8:43 AM
My e-mail address is in here more than anybody's, and I haven't noticed an increase in spam. In fact, the opposite. And since I've been using MT Blacklist in my comments section, almost no comments spam.
Amy Alkon at August 15, 2004 9:01 AM
Concerning 'Driping wet t33nager wnats to su|< your di|<'... I would check the style of pumps before labeling it as spam.
Doug at August 15, 2004 11:27 AM
Speaking as someone who at 51, will never wear another set of high heels again, I think those shoes look pretty darn good. At least I can still show off my ankles.
fallen arches and arthritis here
rhc at August 15, 2004 9:58 PM
Helene: Kitten heels, yes; peasant heels, no.
Amy Alkon at August 15, 2004 10:01 PM
I have to say that when it comes to whether or not I choose to fuck someone, shoes are not exactly a significant factor.
LYT at August 16, 2004 9:06 AM
But socks can be critical, especially if you have unsightly toenail fungus.
Fungus-Free Lena at August 16, 2004 12:13 PM
I LOVE Pamela Barish's elegant coat! Those vintage(real of course) are so Pamela. She has taste,sensibility and the fabrics she works with(20plus years now)are so so luxuriuos and comfy.Give it to my dear old friend, Pam; she gets better with age like Don Loper wallpaper at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Touche dear Ms. Barish.....
kisses,
Gabriella
Gabriella at August 27, 2004 9:10 PM