Stuff They Don't Tell You In "How To Escape From Terrorists" Books
If they're going to hack off a piece of your body, suggest the ear. It turns out there are prosthetic ears.
Stuff They Don't Tell You In "How To Escape From Terrorists" Books
If they're going to hack off a piece of your body, suggest the ear. It turns out there are prosthetic ears.
If they're going to hack off a part of your body, kill them.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at December 26, 2010 5:06 AM
It's a little hard when you're tied up and they're holding the big knife.
Amy Alkon at December 26, 2010 8:19 AM
This is just an insanely weird thinking. And what if the bullies steal my lunch money on the way to school? And what if the school gets turned into a sewage treatment plant before I get there? And what if I turn around to go home, but our house has been washed away in a flood and I never see Mommy or Daddy ever again? And my bike has a flat tire?
Crid [cridcomment at gmail] at December 26, 2010 8:35 AM
Crid...relax! I'm just joking. I found out (via somebody asking me for advice the other day) that there's such a thing as a prosthetic ear.
Amy Alkon at December 26, 2010 8:51 AM
Amy- 60 Minutes did a story on this. They can actually construct a living ear, and that prosthetic ear will grow with the child it was transplanted on!
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=5975038n
Eric at December 26, 2010 9:58 AM
They can actually construct a living ear, and that prosthetic ear will grow with the child it was transplanted on!
Better get yours before Obamacare kicks in! No way will the gov't pay for those.
Unless you contribute a lot to your congresscritters.
dee nile at December 26, 2010 1:06 PM
IIRC, they once tried to grow an entire dictator from a nose.
jerry at December 26, 2010 11:28 PM
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