Kill or cure, I guess. And I thought suppositories were bad.

If other illegal weapons are found in the man's home, he could face criminal charges.

What about charging him with being criminally stupid?

Preparation H. H for Hellfire.

Well. Don't be so quick. In some parts of America, we would be urged to celebrate his diversity and non-traditional thinking. And antiaircraft shells should be legalized, because this responsible person wasn't hurting anyone else and only elitist laws restrict them to possession of the current power structure.

In short, let up on the OWSer!

"Preparation H-Bomb!!!"
- George Carlin, Prophet.

My kids always told me suppositories tasted waxy. I told ‘em if they didn’t like it they could stick ‘em up their ass.

Amy, you wouldn't believe the things people put in their anus. Just ask your ER doc friend.

"it was a one in a million shot, doc! A one in a million!"

Hole-y shit!

"After the doctors removed the 11cm long shell, it was handed over to a member of the police anti-explosives unit, the paper said."

Doctor: Here you are, Captain.
Captain: Lieutenant, take charge of that.
Lieutenant: Sarge, take charge of that.
Sarge: Patrolman, take charge of that.
Patrolman: Dammit.

Gog- patrolman's line should be "Crap!" or "This job stinks!"

1. Was there alcohol involved?

2. Kind of gives new meaning to the phrase "blow it out your ass".

A friend of mine is a surgeon. During his residency, a guy was brought in with a dozen pencils up his ass, then he couldn't get them out. My friend asked "were they sharpened?" The response was "hell no, do you think I'm stupid?"

I can't believe no one thought of an anal sex joke for this thread. What were you all doing? Waiting for me?

Patrick,
I'm not equipped to throw him a bang. :-0

Knew one guy years ago who had spent time at Wilford Hall Medical Center in San Antonio as an Air Force medic. In addition to military patients, they would often admit civilians. One night that got a guy with a flashlight stuck in his backside. The first attempt with the forceps to remove it succeeded only in turning it on...

"If other illegal weapons are found in the man's home, he could face criminal charges."

Beats the charge he was sitting on.

"I can't believe no one thought of an anal sex joke for this thread. What were you all doing? Waiting for me?"

I've been hoping someone would create a joke utilizing the terms "Full Metal Jacket" and "accessorize". No such luck.

Two bits he didn't actually get the shell up there by himself. He probably had help but was too embarrassed to admit it.

Finally a moment for BOTU to shine and he's nowhere to be found.

. . .um, Amy? Was BOTU posting from a certain former Soviet satalite nation?

Also 11cm is roughly 4 to 5 inches, that isnt that long and shoundnt have neccesitated emergency medical assistance I'm more interested in how wide it was

Most likely Luj, the problem was the usual - either shoved it too far so there was nothing left to grab to pull it out, or the old suction problem.

And yes, where is BOTU?

The article says it was a 2cm shell Luj. So a bit smaller than your average dildo/vibrator. Easy to lose. So I've heard.

By the way, I heard he also had a sore foot, but the doctors tell me it was more like 8 or 9 inches (drum sting!)

And yes, where is BOTU?

BOTU finally crossed the line about 6-8 weeks back. Amy finally had had enough and put his IP in the permanent spam filter.

BOTU was banned for only being offensive, not contributing.

And the 20mm round didn't have to be "live". Lots of places sell dummy rounds for show 'n' tell.

Still - he had an extractor failure, stuck one in the chamber!

Well, it's your place Amy. Shame though, despite being boringly repetitive he was a reasonably intelligent troll and occasionally came up with some original insights. I kinda liked him.

Six to eight weeks, you say? Has it been that long since I've seen something by BOTU?

How time flies...

I rarely had any problems with him. He was just one of the posters I never bothered to read. If I was looking at posts and happened to notice "BOTU" at the bottom of the post, I skipped it.