A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hey , could I get a beer please"

The bartender says "We don't serve your kind!"

The mushroom says "Why not I'm a Fungi!"

Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner.

How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

It's the one with the little sticker that says............

IDAHO

A guy and a girl potato chip walks into a nightclub. As they get a table the girl excuses herself to go to the restroom.

As the guy potato chip sits down and begins to order, another girl potato chip asks him.......

"Are you Herrs or are you Frito-Lay?"

The troop motto at Ellsworth AFB, SD is "This isn't the end of the world, but you can see it from here."