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This is for Ben's Precious Darling Pennies, which he's heretofore been shining up with a fine chamois every Thursday night before toting them to a "centralized clearinghouse" each Friday morning! Before work! …To add them to his savings!
The clerk at his local Chase™ branch has a nice rack, and he doesn't want her to think his currency is unclean.
So he wipes his pennies off, in a totally "replicable" manner, in the dark of his garage, late night Thursdays, with one hand on his genitalia.
He's gonna be rich one day, because he "gets it"!!
A better man wouldn't endlessly torment random goofballs who feign learnedness & sophistication on private internet fora.
But —perhaps because one grew up on a college campus and recognizes the stink of undergrad pretense— it is SO MUCH FUN.
Looks more like they had a threesome with a chicken and it totally blew their minds.
Stop humping that chicken!
I R A Darth Aggie
at January 18, 2019 8:11 AM
In this article from 2016, Victor Davis Hanson make a pretty interesting argument in favor of border and border enforcement.
Yet the truth is that formal borders do not create difference — they reflect it.
Borders are to distinct countries what fences are to neighbors: means of demarcating that something on one side is different from what lies on the other side. Borders amplify the innate human desire to own and protect property and physical space, which is impossible to do unless it is seen — and can be so understood — as distinct and separate. Clearly delineated borders and their enforcement, either by walls and fences or by security patrols, won't go away because they go to the heart of the human condition — what jurists from Rome to the Scottish Enlightenment called meum et tuum, mine and yours. Between friends, unfenced borders enhance friendship; among the unfriendly, when fortified, they help keep the peace.
Hanson rightly makes the point that the borderless world is an elite fantasy, that elites will not pay the price for the unintended consequences of making that fantasy reality.
While elites can build walls to insulate themselves, the consequences of their policies fall heavily on the non-elites who lack the money and influence to navigate around them. The contrast between the two groups — Peggy Noonan described them as the "protected" and the "unprotected" — was dramatized in the presidential campaign of Jeb Bush. When the former Florida governor called illegal immigration from Mexico "an act of love," his candidacy was doomed. It seemed that Bush had the capital to pick and choose how the consequences of his ideas fell upon himself and his family — in a way impossible for most of those living in the southwestern United States.
> team made up of Nuns, Clergy,
> Swiss Guard, and Other Staff
Swiss Guard? WTH. Tell the truth!... They're ringers. They're specifically chosen for their youthful athleticism.
Listen, those guys don't dress like this because it's playfully decorative and amusing for the tourists. They dress that way because hundreds of years ago, a guy dressed like that —and carrying a glinting halbard— got prompt attention, and awe, from the impoverished and mischief-making villagers and valley people.
Cuttles.
That's right... THOSE Cuttles.
Crid at January 17, 2019 11:24 PM
This is for Ben's Precious Darling Pennies, which he's heretofore been shining up with a fine chamois every Thursday night before toting them to a "centralized clearinghouse" each Friday morning! Before work! …To add them to his savings!
The clerk at his local Chase™ branch has a nice rack, and he doesn't want her to think his currency is unclean.
So he wipes his pennies off, in a totally "replicable" manner, in the dark of his garage, late night Thursdays, with one hand on his genitalia.
He's gonna be rich one day, because he "gets it"!!
Crid at January 17, 2019 11:52 PM
Is Orion still here?
(He/she sometimes posts under different names, including mine.)
'Cause we gotta nother one.
Man... Feels like old times in here.
Crid at January 18, 2019 12:51 AM
Weirdly pretty.
Crid at January 18, 2019 1:29 AM
PETA ads are so awful. I honestly don't know if their intentionally terrible or they're just that clueless.
Here's one, claiming that eating meat makes you flaccid. Looks more like they had a threesome with a chicken and it totally blew their minds.
Patrick at January 18, 2019 6:46 AM
Health tip for the ladies.
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1085934430567497730
I R A Darth Aggie at January 18, 2019 6:55 AM
Looks more like they had a threesome with a chicken and it totally blew their minds.
Stop humping that chicken!
I R A Darth Aggie at January 18, 2019 8:11 AM
In this article from 2016, Victor Davis Hanson make a pretty interesting argument in favor of border and border enforcement.
Hanson rightly makes the point that the borderless world is an elite fantasy, that elites will not pay the price for the unintended consequences of making that fantasy reality.
Conan the Grammarian at January 18, 2019 8:38 AM
The revolution eats its own.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/42349/blm-leader-shaun-king-gets-absolutely-buried-amanda-prestigiacomo
Tho looking at the legal pronouncements are amusing. Discovery doesn't work that way.
I R A Darth Aggie at January 18, 2019 8:50 AM
These ladies are making a difference:
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1085961241288499200
As in making sure that the gap between male and female deaths to stupidity gets narrowed
Sixclaws at January 18, 2019 9:38 AM
I'm not surprised. Dogs are remarkably fast.
http://www.sportbible.com/other/news-reactions-take-a-bow-dog-accidentally-runs-half-marathon-after-being-let-out-for-pee-20190116
I R A Darth Aggie at January 18, 2019 9:47 AM
I am so very, very good-looking.
Crid at January 18, 2019 10:55 AM
Your mission is simple.
Make your way to Namibia, locate, and destroy the installation.
Good luck.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at January 18, 2019 12:31 PM
From The Onion, which is seeming more and more like actual news these days. Frightening.
Be careful what you wish wish for: "Woman Didn’t Know Progress On Toxic Masculinity Would Turn Boyfriend Into Such A Weepy Little Pansy"
Conan the Grammarian at January 18, 2019 1:23 PM
Make your way to Namibia, locate, and destroy the installation.
I say we lift off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
I R A Darth Aggie at January 18, 2019 1:54 PM
It's a shame that artist didn't include Weezer's version in that installation. In the meantime:
Vatican Launches Track Team Made Up of Nuns, Clergy, Swiss Guard, and Other Staff
mpetrie98 at January 18, 2019 8:49 PM
> team made up of Nuns, Clergy,
> Swiss Guard, and Other Staff
Swiss Guard? WTH. Tell the truth!... They're ringers. They're specifically chosen for their youthful athleticism.
Listen, those guys don't dress like this because it's playfully decorative and amusing for the tourists. They dress that way because hundreds of years ago, a guy dressed like that —and carrying a glinting halbard— got prompt attention, and awe, from the impoverished and mischief-making villagers and valley people.
Crid at January 19, 2019 5:11 AM
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