Funky green slime, you say?

Open the door you'll find the secret
To find the answer is to keep it
You'll believe it when you find
Something screaming across your mind

Green slime!

How time flies...not that long ago, just started walking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sBBaNYex3E

I think Carson King promises more for humanity's future than does Greta Thurnberg.

Talking about Carson King:

https://twitter.com/heckyessica/status/1176681107192012803

According to this article, they haven't seated any jurors so far. And they went thru 100 on Monday, another 50 yesterday, and have 150 in the docket yet. Most people will not be eager to serve on trial that will last at least 4 weeks if not longer.

It’s finally here. More than five years after the horrific crime, after numerous delays and postponements, the trial of two of the alleged murderers of law professor Dan Markel got underway in Tallahassee yesterday.

https://abovethelaw.com/2019/09/the-dan-markel-case-answers-to-your-faqs/

https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/1176878426222972928

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/1176665878571732992

From the Daily Signal:

6 Key Points From Trump’s Call to Ukraine’s President

I'm guessing there's jealous teacher responsible for this:

Boy, 5, with autism 'put on record as sex offender’ after hugging classmate

https://twitter.com/HarmlessYardDog/status/1176984494563307520

Check the amount of likes. The Western world is doomed.

https://twitter.com/StephenOatman/status/1176512249722130432

I too regret my threesomes with Ashton Kutcher.

UK Professors Attempt to Mainstream Cannibalism as Normal

https://www.cnsnews.com/commentary/john-horvat-ii/uk-professors-attempt-mainstream-cannibalism-normal