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Well, that makes sense, really. You wouldn't get feces on your hands, wipe them with bathroom tissue and say they were clean, would you?
I saw this joke on a greeting card, obviously intended from one woman to another. "To enhance this size of your breasts, just rub between them with toilet paper. [open card] Don't laugh. It sure worked on your butt!"
Is the world ready to send their buttocks to car wash. Bathroom tissue will have a whole new function now. It will serve to dry you off.
Such attention to the details of the tail!! Does anybody know when Japan is going to establish "National Anal Personality Disorder Day"?
Lena Cuisina
at August 17, 2003 8:04 PM
Okay, so I'm a pun slut. Tell us something we don't know!
Posted by Amy Alkon at August 17, 2003 06:19 PM
Anyone who reads the headers at the top of every column of yours would figure your penchant for pun-ishing your readers. By the way, how come "Unhappily Clever After" hasn't made it to your page, Amy? What a twerp he was! Imagine letting your friends decide that the guy who makes you happy isn't the right one for you! Glad I don't know anybody that lame!
Well, that makes sense, really. You wouldn't get feces on your hands, wipe them with bathroom tissue and say they were clean, would you?
I saw this joke on a greeting card, obviously intended from one woman to another. "To enhance this size of your breasts, just rub between them with toilet paper. [open card] Don't laugh. It sure worked on your butt!"
Is the world ready to send their buttocks to car wash. Bathroom tissue will have a whole new function now. It will serve to dry you off.
Patrick at August 17, 2003 10:38 AM
A new bidet has dawned.
(Amy Alkon) at August 17, 2003 10:40 AM
A new bidet has dawned.
Posted by (Amy Alkon) at August 17, 2003 10:40 AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Patrick at August 17, 2003 5:40 PM
Okay, so I'm a pun slut. Tell us something we don't know!
Amy Alkon at August 17, 2003 6:19 PM
Such attention to the details of the tail!! Does anybody know when Japan is going to establish "National Anal Personality Disorder Day"?
Lena Cuisina at August 17, 2003 8:04 PM
Okay, so I'm a pun slut. Tell us something we don't know!
Posted by Amy Alkon at August 17, 2003 06:19 PM
Anyone who reads the headers at the top of every column of yours would figure your penchant for pun-ishing your readers. By the way, how come "Unhappily Clever After" hasn't made it to your page, Amy? What a twerp he was! Imagine letting your friends decide that the guy who makes you happy isn't the right one for you! Glad I don't know anybody that lame!
Patrick at August 17, 2003 8:18 PM
They go up after all the papers have run them, and some are a few weeks behind the others.
(Amy Alkon) at August 17, 2003 8:56 PM