Well, thank god! About time someone addresseed that vital social issue!

If the dwarf doesn't mind, I don't see why it's any big deal. I can see it now, dwarves standing up, all three feet of them, for their rights. When CNN covers their protests we'll see the organizer of the event (from the forehead up at the bottom of the screen) on our televisions.

"We're tired of being sold short! We have the right to decide for ourselves whether we want to be tossed."

Go dwarves!

(I always thought that particular pasttime was called "midget tossing." I guess they prefer to use dwarves instead of midgets.)