Link To The State Or Federal Pen
A Fly On The Wall sneers at the going away present Republicans and Democrats alike are giving "doddering thug" and retiring movieland mouthpiece Jack Valenti:

Under a measure sponsored by Democrat Senator Dianne Feinstein of California and Republican Senator John Cornyn of Texas, which sailed through the Senate unanimously last Friday, you could be sent to jail if you're caught with a camera in a movie theater.

Yes, you may just have it in your purse to take photos at a birthday party later. No matter, it's three years in jail for you.

Oh yeah...and be sure to toss that camera phone in the wastebasket on your way in, or it's into the slammer for you...whether or not you're the next William Link. (See Link's famous photo taken at the drive-in over there in Fly-land.)