Susan Estrich As Bubbles The Hippo
Cathy Seipp takes on the LA Times' lame coverage of the Estrich/Kinsley affair, relating it to "how the late, great old Los Angeles Herald-Examiner spun out the saga of Bubbles the Hippo, who escaped from the L.A. Zoo in the '80s and eluded captors for weeks":
Take the paper's March 11 feature about the whole dust-up, almost a month after the fact. This is my hometown paper at its worst: bland, misleading, weak and late. (And also badly punctuated, but I'll get to that in a minute.) Media reporter James Rainey did a yeomanlike job summarizing the whole affair for the dozen or so readers who hadn't yet heard of it -- presumably these are the same innocents who still need to have the Drudge Report explained; thus Rainey's helpful but not quite accurate description of the Internet juggernaut as "the online journalism tipsheet," as if Drudge were merely some sort of media insiders site.At least Rainey didn't mention mimeograph machines. Yet he was peculiarly miserly about sharing information that actually might be useful. Those still awake halfway through Rainey's piece, for instance, might have liked to know they could read the Estrich/Kinsley email exchange for themselves at the Washington, D.C. Examiner. But Rainey made no mention of that, referring only to "a Washington-based newspaper reporter" copied on Estrich's email.
Nor did he ask any hard questions. Buried under Estrich's histrionics is a legitimate point: Kinsley, who took over the paper's opinion pages last year, really does seem like the epitiome of the L.A.-hating wonk from Harvard, with an obvious preference for sticking to his coterie of East Coast friends. I still think he's improved his section, because at least by hiring Joel Stein and Michael Lewis he's raised the caliber of writing on Spring Street, although I almost always find Margaret Carlson's columns too tedious to finish. But why not call him on it?
Then there's Estrich's transparently insincere claim that, really, all she wants is to see more L.A. women writers in the Times op-ed pages, right or left, she doesn't care that the Times doesn't run her column in particular, or more columns generally by women fellow travelers. OK, so then why not ask her to name a few L.A. rightwing female bylines she'd like to see in the paper? She's never come up with even one example. But of course, Rainey didn't bother Estrich or Kinsley with any of that.
You'd also have no idea, reading Rainey's piece, of the wonderfully nutty, "I will not be IGNORED!" behavior that's characterized practically every move by Estrich so far. To the average Times reader encountering this article, it must seem like just another dreary, inside-baseball matter of interest only to journalists. Not exactly what you want from a media reporter. Then there's this peculiar graph, about Times opinion editors trying to find more women writers:
They noted the hiring in the last year of Margaret Carlson, a familiar voice from Time magazine and television, as a regular columnist. Kinsley added that he tried but was unable to make Barbara Ehrenreich a regular commentator. Her last book on the struggles of the middle class received wide critical acclaim.
Never mind that leaden clunk you hear at this point, the sound of Rainey dropping the ball yet again when it comes to asking the obvious question: Why are Kinsley and his team only going after East Coast names for the West Coast's biggest paper? The alarm bell here is that incorrectly punctuated last sentence, which makes it factually wrong on two levels. Ehrenreich sounds like someone who has written (a) a series of books on the middle class, the last of which received wide critical acclaim, and (b) any book on the middle class at all. Uh, no. Her most recent book, "Nickeled and Dimed," is about the problems of the working class, but I guess to describe a class as anything but "middle" is too impolite for the reflexively genteel L.A. Times. Well, there's a long tradition out here of that, but enough's enough. Memo to L.A. Times editors: Wake up.
More on the topic on Cathy's blog -- and about the lame Deborah Tannen's piece in today's LA Times, and what Cathy calls Tannen's "hearts-and-flowers notion that women are kinder and gentler and that's why we need more of them on the op-ed pages." And Cathy brings up exactly the right point -- right out of evolutionary biology, that women fight wars of words, not wars with fists and weapons:
Actually, as anyone who's been around children knows, boys may be more aggressive physically but girls can be quite vicious verbally -- exactly the sort of trait you'd think would predispose them to opinion writing.
I'm certainly no shrinking violet -- which is why I get a pile of hate mail and angry letters every week. Just last night, this postcard in from Sheridan, WY, where I run in Mary Grossman's Planet Jackson Hole:

What's pretty ironic about this card is the fact that I just spent the better part of a week researching and writing about men's reproductive rights. I don't usually post columns until after papers have run them, but I'll be talking about this issue on Glenn Sacks' His Side radio show on Sunday, March 20, 5pm, so it's posted for his listeners. (Show airs in NYC, LA, and Boston on the radio, and on the Web, so listen and call in!)







Anybody remember the Clunt of the Year for 1983? Quite the cupcake. I think she was from the Valley, and she married some actor.
Cridland at March 16, 2005 9:35 AM
Amy, if you have postcards like this in your mail on a regular basis, you have my sympathy. You pay a high price for being in this line of work. How can you stand this?
Rainer at March 16, 2005 10:17 AM
It's the price of doing what I do. I try to laugh at them.
Amy Alkon at March 16, 2005 10:22 AM
Pissing off feminists and feminist-haters at the same time?
Must be doing something right.
Little ted at March 16, 2005 10:38 AM
"I'll be talking about this issue on Glenn Sacks' His Side radio show"
With your best breathy, sex-kitten voice in full throttle, no doubt!
Lena-doodle-doo at March 16, 2005 3:00 PM
"Her flinging Kinsley's illness in his face crossed any lines of decency"
Yeah, she completely lost me with that too.
Lena-doodle-doo at March 16, 2005 3:03 PM
The challenge with Men's reproductive rights is to say something that's not completely retarded, given that the child is part of the rights equation as well as the momma and the sperm donor.
So if you say me should be entitled to force an abortion, everybody laughs 'cause that's not happening. If you say the sperm donor doesn't have to pay for any baby he doesn't want, you hurt the child and bring out the "child support is for the child" arguments, so that sucks.
So you're left with small and sensible things you can advocate, such as:
1) giving the man first choice in any adoption, and
2) granting men and women equal opportunities for custody, and
3) making child support recipients responsible for demonstrating that they really spend the child support on the child, and
4) making child support levels contingent on the proper exercise of visitation, on both sides.
Now stick that those four points and you'll do fine, but if you go with the two loony options at the top people will laugh at you, and with good reason.
And you can also advocate men dressing up puppies in designer outfits and pretending they're children as an alternative to fatherhood if you must; that's a real winner.
That's it until next month.
Richard Bennett at March 16, 2005 4:50 PM
Naw.
Here's my plan: A man who doesn't want a woman to be pregnant shouldn't stick his dick inside her.
If he doesn't and she doesn't get pregnant, no harm / no foul.
If he does and she gets pregnant:
- She can abort or keep the kid as she chooses.
- If she can't convince him to marry her, she can't hold him responsible financially. Nor is the state/community on the hook for any support that a father might have been expected to give. But she alone will be responsible for the kid, and that includes deciding which men in the world the kid spends time with.
- Other CONTRACTUAL agreements can be enforced.
The beauty of this plan is that the responsibility of women for procreation is as plain in law as it is practical in biology. On Planet Crid, women are very, very thoughtful about the men they have sex with.
You got a problem with that?
Cridland at March 16, 2005 9:39 PM
>A man who doesn't want a woman to be pregnant shouldn't stick his dick inside her.
I wasn't really clear on this particular meaning.
Are you saying that all sex should be for procreational purposes, or that he should be expecting a potential headache? Or something else?
Little ted at March 17, 2005 12:03 PM
Sorry for the tone. It was sake night. And I couldn't understand Richard's attitude about this:
> if you say me should be entitled to
> force an abortion, everybody laughs
> 'cause that's not happening....
Seewuddimean?
> Are you saying ...
Just that grown men should take responsibility before events instead of after. I think the divorce culture is a holocaust on the scale of slavery in America, and in 200 years this will be as plain as can be.
Cridland at March 17, 2005 1:37 PM
I don't know about on the scale of slavery, but I did know someone who married some joker because she likes his hair and because he flies jets. Nothing else to the relationship, they don't particularly seem to like each other, and she is incapable of fidelity. I declined to go to her wedding in January, but told her I'd go to her divorce in the August.
I don't know what begat the 'divorce culture' that you mentioned, but I, too, find it highly disturbing. I just find it bizarre that people now get married because it might be a good idea. If I know that I'm too worried about my own crap to share life with a spouse, doesn't that occur to other Americans?
Little ted at March 17, 2005 3:51 PM
Like most discussions of male choice, this was descended into wanking in very short order.
There is one basic issue that Cridland and his ilk always ignore: reproductive choice, whether for males or for females, involves a presumably innocent child. So even if some wicked girl tricks a man into knocking her up, he has a financial obligation to the child. No legislative body, court, or referendum is going to let him walk away from that obligation short of adoption, which transfers it legally to somebody else.
So letting the man walk away with no financial obligation to the child is simply not one of the options. This point is so obvious that it shouldn't be necessary to bring it up.
Several other options are on the table, however, so address them.
Richard Bennett at March 18, 2005 2:34 PM
> ...if some wicked girl
> tricks a man...
Women may be wicked, but they're not that crafty. Keep your wick dry, big boy, and everybody wins. Any fellow old enough to get laid is too old to take up time in MY courts of law saying "But she's a conniving temptress!"
Cridland at March 18, 2005 3:51 PM
Keep your wick dry, big boy, and everybody wins
No they don't.
Richard Bennett at March 19, 2005 3:32 AM
Depends on the wick!
Amy Alkon at March 20, 2005 10:23 AM
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