Not Another Tiffany's Tea Strainer
I have to get two wedding presents this month, and as I sift through the letters of people in miserable marriages, it occurs to me what both of these couples need; in fact, what every marrying or married couple needs:

This is a boxed set of two huge volumes of Gary Larson's cartoons -- a gift from me to myself about a year ago -- complete with background about his career, and reprints of angry reader mail from people who think he should have been sent to psychiatrists, not printed in the paper. (Those letters are always my most fun letters to read.) My recent personal favorite (addressed to me, not Gary Larson, who is no longer cartooning), went something like:

"Dear Amy, We usually think you're very smart, but after reading your latest column, we have to ask: Have you been drinking bong water?"