Curb Your Religion
Larry David on confabbing with an Imaginary Friend:
God talks to Bush all the time. I don’t care if you’re President, if you say God talks to you, you’re a schizophrenic and a menace to society. You should be on drugs in a mental institution, like the Son of Sam. What’s the difference between God or a dog talking to you? It’s still a voice in your head. That means you’re certifiably fucking crazy!
My pencil sharpener talks to me. It says that all pencils must be sharpened, and be exactly the same. Little yellow pencils. Yes, that's what we are. :twitch: :twitch:
I agree - what's the difference between saying "god" is talking to you or "satan"? Easy enough to say that, but come on! He's a politician and his lips are moving (which of course means that he's lying). Unless he *does* actually believe that god's talking to him. If that's the case, he *is* nutz.
Goddyss at June 30, 2005 2:29 PM
If God is talking to Bush, either Bush isn't listening or God is a lying asshole.
Patrick the cynic at July 1, 2005 7:36 PM
Patrick I'm thinking it's the former
Lia at July 2, 2005 2:44 AM
Which would indicate that Bush isn't listening and therefore is a lying asshole.
Patrick the cynic at July 2, 2005 6:33 AM
I think Bush is appealing to the fundies while covering up what he's REALLY thinking about prayer - "I know I'm God because every time I pray, I find I'm talking to myself" (Peter O'Toole, "The Ruling Class").
Melissa at July 5, 2005 1:32 PM
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