A Fuggin' Funny Way To Talk About A Short Dress
Fug sister Heather writes about Amy Smart's short yellow slip dress:

Are you not in the least bit concerned that the wrong gust of wind or the right long lens might accidentally put the "pap" in "paparazzi"?

Note to Amy: Flip-flops are not shoes unless you need to step on something besides the rug or the bathroom floor tiles when you get out of the shower.

And the foot spats are just beyond the beyond. This chick looks like a lawn jockey from the ankles down.

And, finally, if Robert Downey is going to look like this on a regular basis, he should pass out hard drugs to anybody he passes in daytime.