Eric, I'm sorry but Amy's right. The pants don't do you any favors, and the dark brown corduroy gives off a sad and dingy 70's vibe. Burn 'em.

Take them off first. Privately.

Hey, look out for that falcon!

It's unanimous, Eric - those pants definitely make your butt look big, in addition to being fugly.

um...wasn't this the page with the coupon codes for 10 percent off a 96 pack of huggies?

hmmm...

Less fat than...just not good. Kind of square, really. Please get rid of the pants. The bird's cool, though. Keep the bird.

Actually, if you look quickly, it appears that the bird is about to land on Eric's shoulder. Then, the way his arms are spread wing-like, it's like he and the bird are one. Very spiritual. It's a sign.

On a side note, your ass is fine. It looks like you can probably move it when it counts, which is all that matters.

Corduroy is cool ‘cause when you walk it makes a swooshing noise. The fatter the persons legs the louder the sound. Kind of like back up horns on big trucks, it gives you advanced warning.