Newsflash: Few Illegal Aliens Are Mentally Retarded
The dumbshits at ICE, Immigration and Customs Enforcement, spent our money to set up a program for illegal aliens to turn themselves in to be deported. From the Charlotte Observer, Franco Ordoñez reports:
Only one illegal immigrant in Charlotte volunteered for a pilot deportation program urging illegal immigrant fugitives to turn themselves in, federal officials said Friday.The federal government ended the controversial program, known as Operation Scheduled Departure, after the three-week pilot produced just eight volunteers nationwide.
"I think we learned that the most effective means to restore integrity to the nation's immigration system is the enforcement of immigration laws," said Jim Hayes, acting director of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement's detention and removal operations.
Two words: Um, duh!
The other morning, I heard on the radio, on KFI's Handel on the Law, I think, that only eight people, total, had turned themselves in! Way to spend my tax dollars, asshats!
The kind of public officials I want? The kind who spend my money like it's coming out of their pocket. Yeah, I know, put away the meth pipe and get to work already.







Two favorite examples:
Seven convicted murderers whose sentences had been commuted to life broke out of the NM pen. The governor called upon them to turn themselves in, because if they remained at large, it could change the whole tenor of the debate on capital punishment.
Gun buy-back programs where they announce in advance that they won't run the guns through the NCIC. "No questions asked." The brighter thugs take this opportunity to have the police clean up their evidence for them.
Sometimes I tell my wife, who works for a university, that a particular program is so stupid only a high-IQ academic could have instituted it. But I'm probably exaggerating. Perhaps we can also count on our police and our politicians to achieve (at least occasionally) the upper echelons of stupidity.
Simon Kenton at August 24, 2008 7:56 AM
I do remember there's a similar program in France to get rid of the Roms; Not only they pay for the transport but they also PAY THEM to leave. What do the Roms make of all this? They leave and then bring back their whole family, hopping to be deported again!
I guess when countries will chose to enforce laws instead of living by the feeling of some moron humanists, we will have a just society.
Toubrouk at August 24, 2008 8:51 AM
Hear, hear, Amy.
The US taxpayer is abused/robbed/marginalized by nearly every special interest group of society and their enables, and this PC voluntary departure program is an egregious example of that.
To Simon, I recall a line from one of Heinlein's books: "such folly smacks of genius".
Bruce at August 24, 2008 11:05 AM
This is almost as stupid as Obama saying the US should set an example for Russia.
What planet do these people live on?
Jim C. at August 24, 2008 7:56 PM
As Aeon Flux said, "Amateurs."
Jeff at August 24, 2008 7:59 PM
honestly what happen to the "hippie" days
you know the days if the US people didnt like
what the US was doin we fought back we joined
as one. But now ahh days were "blogers" n 30 or 40 years from now will some other person be writing bout us "blogers" i wouldnt...cuz were not
as one were not fighting back for our tax dollars to be spent right..to stop war and help our country frist it my sound selfish but we must help our selves befor we can help anyone..
lacinda at August 24, 2008 8:17 PM
We've currently got some church here getting all kinds of accolades and praise from the media for giving out gift certificates to the mall that's taken some bad publicity for 1) harrassing a guy who dared to wear a t-shirt he had made there reading peace (yes, that's it; just peace) and 2) because they're where the gang-bangers hang out (which explains why they're so offended by the idea of peace). Their rep for that has grown to the point where they had to pretend to ban unescorted teens and no one but gang-bangers wants to go there evenings and (of course) the teen pretense doesn't apply to anyone over 18. Myself, I have gone from avoiding them between Thanksgiving and Xmas, to staying away altogether and, somehow, I don't think I'm the only one. They are on one of the city's main bus lines; the mall on the city's busiest street has strangely grown by leaps and bounds so it doesn't surprised me that they're willing to donate coupons.
But everytime the media gives this asshole church (and it is asshole in its obnoxiousness, preacher is one of those clueless middle-aged white guys who still reeks of white suburbia but thinks he's with-it with black urban youth and couldn't get a pulpit in burbia so has his own church between the colleges and the ghetto with an obnoxiously huge neon purple cross and likes to come on with his hippy-dippy we're all brothers in Christ/God's children) cudos for this program, I wonder how many murder weapons are now in their possession.
At this one, all I can do is scratch my head and think boy those 8 must have really hated the US!
T's Grammy at August 25, 2008 7:01 AM
RAPE SUSPECT WAS LET LOOSE
...Deputies have no access to federal immigration records, nor do they have the training to verify someone's status, said Col. David Parrish, the head of Hillsborough's jail system. "We get the information to them (ICE), and it's up to them to get something done about it," he said...He faults ICE's response time. After his deputies send the daily list of immigrant inmates, an ICE agent may not arrive until the next day or two days later..."There's no one rushing over here when they get the information," he said of ICE..."We'd call ICE
and they would not send someone over to pick them up," he said. "The Border Patrol is more responsive."...
Full story: http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/sptimes/access/1538102041.html?dids=1538102041:1538102041&FMT=FT&FMTS=ABS:FT&date=Aug+23%2C+2008&author=CRISTINA+SILVA%3BSAUNDRA+AMRHEIN&pub=St.+Petersburg+Times&edition=&startpage=A.1&desc=RAPE+SUSPECT+WAS+LET+LOOSE
VIC at August 25, 2008 6:44 PM
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