Please Don't Clip Your Nails In Public
Especially not in a place that serves food.
It makes my stomach lining try to jump out of my body and run away screaming.
Do I really need to tell you this? What was your momma doing with the sailors when she was supposed to be teaching you how to behave?







Ew. Was the nail clipper a customer or someone on the kitchen staff?
Amanda at November 15, 2008 11:27 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2008/11/please-dont-cli.html#comment-1605366">comment from AmandaA customer. It was Starbucks, and the thought of her nail clippings flying around, too, was molto disgustingo.
Amy Alkon
at November 15, 2008 11:31 AM
Fingernails or toenails?
Andrew Garland at November 15, 2008 11:48 AM
Ewww...
I always thought that any personal hygiene act must be done in private. Now I realize that I have, once again, overestimated the common sense of the members of the Human race. Is there a rampant barbarian cult out there who train people to make them socially offensive or it is a failure of the gene-pool?
Toubrouk at November 15, 2008 12:04 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2008/11/please-dont-cli.html#comment-1605373">comment from Andrew GarlandFingernails or toenails?
Eeeeeeuw! The thought did occur to me as I was blogging this. If somebody did clip the latter, I'd probably stand up and start screaming.
Amy Alkon
at November 15, 2008 12:29 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2008/11/please-dont-cli.html#comment-1605374">comment from Amy AlkonNext level of degeneration is the public use of a battery-operated nose-hair trimmer -- in an eating establishment.
Amy Alkon
at November 15, 2008 12:32 PM
I've already seen that in a bathroom of a Dennys Amy
lujlp at November 15, 2008 1:47 PM
Some people go out of their way not to have any class or manners.
Amanda at November 15, 2008 5:35 PM
My boss called me into a meeting and clipped his toe nails the entire time I was in his office. I ran out as quick as I could. EEEWWW!
Stacy at November 15, 2008 8:20 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2008/11/please-dont-cli.html#comment-1605417">comment from StacyMy boss called me into a meeting and clipped his toe nails the entire time I was in his office.
Stacy, you are not serious...are you? What kind of business are you in? Must be Hollywood or the circus.
Amy Alkon
at November 15, 2008 9:57 PM
My former next door neighbor would sit outfront of his house (townhouses) and clip his toe nails. How disgusting. I'd run into my house if I saw him doing it. Why on earth would you want to go outside and do that is beyond me.
Nina at November 16, 2008 7:33 AM
I've never clipped my nails in public, but I don't understand why it's so disgusting to you people. No, I don't want other people's nail clippings/hair/dandruff in my food, but I don't understand the strong reactions.
William at November 16, 2008 10:19 AM
Ew ew ew ew! That's a visual I really didn't need, Amy!
William, the strong reactions are because clipping nails is something that one should do in the privacy of one's home, preferably in the bathroom, over the waste bin! o.O
Flynne at November 17, 2008 6:57 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2008/11/please-dont-cli.html#comment-1605700">comment from FlynneI likewise don't want to see anyone shaving their legs in an eating and drinking establishment or digging excretions out of orifices. Is an explanation for why really necessary?
Amy Alkon
at November 17, 2008 7:15 AM
Horrifying.
Angela at November 17, 2008 7:30 AM
People clip their fingernails on subways and streetcars on the odd occasion when I've been on them, and it GROSSES me out. The nail bits land on everybody in the vicinity, and could fly into your eye or your hair. Apparently, if you inform the streetcar driver that someone is clipping their nails, the vehicle is taken out of service, emptied of passengers and declared a health hazard (that's what I was told once).
Chrissy at November 17, 2008 8:52 AM
I was working at a non-profit when this happened (my boss clipping his toe nails). I'm thankfully no longer there.
Stacy at November 17, 2008 9:35 PM
ICK! The very first time I met the woman who would become my s-i-l, she was clipping her toenails with her feet (and the clippings) on the coffee table of her future mother-in-law (who wasn't home or s-i-l would have been corrected swiftly). This is the same woman who always used to say (of her husband) "My money is my money and his money is my money." She also once corrected her 4-year-old who had told me to shut up by telling him the proper term was "be quiet." Some people just don't have any manners.
Monica at November 18, 2008 5:57 AM
What was your momma doing with the sailors when she was supposed to be teaching you how to behave?
This might be the best quote I have ever read. I love it and am stealing it- I hope you don't mind!
Rebecca at November 18, 2008 12:44 PM
Some commuter train passengers where I live seem to think it's the perfect place to clip their nails. Clip, clip, clip, clip as you are trying to read your book. Yuk. Pleeease don't!!
lizzylights at November 21, 2008 3:19 PM
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