You've Got Tail
Here's a link to girl with a tail -- a spiked one -- another photo from Hustler's 35th anniversary party, taken by my man Gregg Sutter. NSFW, of course, unless you work for me or somebody like me.
P.S. Small real breasts are just so much nicer than fake'uns of any size.







It would be impossible for me to be in any more agreement with your P.S. than I already am.
Real rocks.
BlogDog at July 16, 2009 4:56 AM
"P.S. Small real breasts are just so much nicer than fake'uns of any size."
SOmething Playboy just doesn't get.
momof4 at July 16, 2009 5:27 AM
It's a matter of statistics. Not "Nice".
Why do you think Blondes are so popular?
ErikZ at July 16, 2009 5:59 AM
Fake ones will turn heads but all the guys I know want the real deal in bed.
David m. at July 16, 2009 6:07 AM
Uh, yes, but the when testosterone talks they're all good. Yummy good.
mbruce at July 16, 2009 6:37 AM
I agree with the sentiment on fake breasts. However, I dated a girl who had fake ones that were probably a little smaller than the real ones in that picture. She said she was totally flat before and the implants she got were the smallest they offered.
She said all she wanted was enough to have something.
I guess in her case, implants were better.
sean at July 16, 2009 7:22 AM
Not to be creul, but you're sure she was a woman?
lujlp at July 16, 2009 7:27 AM
@lujlp:
For a straight man, I'm pretty good at spotting that kind of thing (I also have pretty good gaydar), and that is a woman.
Notice the size of the ribcage in relation to the size of the pelvis. There are also little things like the shape of the pelvis, narrow wrists, brow ridge, jaw line. Some things can't be faked (yet).
Tyler at July 16, 2009 9:24 AM
The one with the tail is a dude. Hairy men oughtn't wear open-backed shirts.
Eww.
brian at July 16, 2009 10:07 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2009/07/youve-got-tail.html#comment-1658655">comment from brianEchoing Brian, and then some: Unless you are cute, gay, and 22, that shirt is not for you.
Amy Alkon
at July 16, 2009 10:11 AM
I've seen those tails for sale at places like the Renaissance Fair. Which is way popular with people into role playing games & BDSM. And that whole "outfit" is giving me the same vibe. All that leather, but not in a biker or rocker kind of way.
The zebra things appear to be pants! The are poking out the bottom of the red-black, man-pris, pirate pants.
~~~
But the girl at the link was very nice. Cleansed my eyes! Like a naughty sherbet.
MeganNJ at July 16, 2009 11:54 AM
I wish women would leave their breasts alone. Piercings, silicone, tattoos ... YUCK!
BTW, why do women have breasts? So men will talk to them.
Jay R at July 16, 2009 12:29 PM
Tyler, I was not refering to anyone in any pics, I was asking sean about his story
lujlp at July 16, 2009 12:53 PM
I've heard guys say that more than a handful is overkill.
MonicaP at July 16, 2009 2:13 PM
What crawled up his ass and died?
Feebie at July 16, 2009 3:14 PM
Pepe Le Pue?
Eric at July 16, 2009 3:57 PM
"I've heard guys say that more than a handful is overkill."
I have successfully used that line myself.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at July 16, 2009 4:49 PM
I also strongly agree about real being better than fake, but maybe that just proves that I'm old.
Shawn at July 16, 2009 6:19 PM
> I've heard guys say that more
> than a handful is overkill.
Those men are savages, Mon... Less man than beast. Have nothing more to do with them.
Crid [CridComment@gmail] at July 16, 2009 6:39 PM
Luj,
I have to admit that your question gave me pause. For about 5 seconds.
I can tell you that I very very very very closely inspected her "qualifications" in that area. Many times. And she is most definitely all female.
sean at July 16, 2009 9:17 PM
Whoa! The devil girl and I could be body doubles!
I've often considered getting implants. Dita von Teese has very well done ones (they look like natural large breasts that settled over time-no ridge at the top or hard cleavage) but I would want ones even smaller. The problem is that I have no extra skin over my torso because I'm thin, and my boobs are really far apart, too, so I'm afraid no matter what size I got, they'd still look fake-or the implants would end up in my armpits. Overall, I'll take having small boobs that come with a naturally thin body than having big natural ones and a tendency to carry more weight.
I've never gotten any complaints, though, but then I guess the guys who go for Pamela Andersonesque girls wouldn't be interested anyway.
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