But Will They Also Be Swabbing Your Ass?
TSA is going to swab passengers' hands for explosives residue, reports CNN. A handy alert for terrorists, who can now be sure to swallow their explosive material in a bunch of condoms, like drug mules. Once on the lips, forever on the...KABOOOM!

Once again, I'm reminded that the Israelis look for terrorists, not for the materials of terrorists, and do a pretty stellar job of keeping their planes unhijacked and unexploded. Then again, they also hire people out of a pool that doesn't otherwise look for jobs saying "Want fries with that?"

On a related note, wouldn't it be nice if "moderate Muslims" spoke up about how wrong it is to murder people for Allah? Of course, it's not wrong per the Quran, just according to Western values. Could that be why they don't? Could it be that all of these "moderate Muslims" are afraid of being murdered by other Muslims for "insulting Islam," and aren't willing to risk having to go into hiding like Wafa Sultan, who, most courageously, speaks out against the barbarianism against non-Muslims commanded by the Quran?