Can't You Just Give The Money To Charity?
And not grow out your eyebrow hair?
David Moye writes for AOL that feminists have declared December "Decembrow," and are encouraging women to grow out their eyebrows into a monobrow, inspired by guys who grew mustaches to raise awareness and funds for prostate and testicular cancer:
The other inspiration came from, of all places, Tajikistan, after Adelman read an article in the Global Post about how "unibrows" are the latest trend in that country. In fact, some women in Tajikistan whose brows aren't bushy enough are resorting to herbal remedies or eyebrow pencils in order to get up to a socially acceptable level."These women in Tajikistan are rocking the unibrow, and we thought Decembrow would be a great way to comment on the beauty norms in different places," Adelman said.
This is a subject that interests Adelman very much, as a great deal of her writing addresses cultural standards that create a less-than-healthy body image for women and girls.
"We all could benefit from being open-minded about looks," she said. "I see [Decembrow] as a lighthearted and playful way of bringing attention to the way cultural ideas of beauty affect all of us."
We all could benefit from being "open-minded" about looks IF the standards they call "cultural ideas of beauty" were actually cultural, and IF preferences for physical features weren't largely the same across borders and cultures -- with small variations like the weird monobrows that seem popular with a few women in Tajikistan. (I wrote about that here.)
My quote about all the sneers about "Western standards of beauty":
Wolf and her feminist sob sisters bleat about the horror of women being pushed to conform to "Western standards of beauty"--as if eyebrow plucking and getting highlights are the real hardships compared to the walk in the park of footbinding and clitoridectomy.
About the whole monobrow thing, Laura Donovan writes for The Daily Caller:
Penny Nance, the CEO of Concerned Women for America, was unsure of how and why "Decembrow" will help further the feminist movement."While I applaud the effort to raise awareness and funds to stop prostate cancer, I find it curious that feminists would choose to embrace facial hair and mostly wonder how that is different than any other month of the year."
And finally, don't forget Sailer's Law Of Female Journalism:
The most heartfelt articles by female journalists tend to be demands that social values be overturned in order that, Come the Revolution, the journalist herself will be considered hotter-looking.
And regarding Tajikistan, feminists might focus less on the state of women's brows there, and more on how they're treated. It's always amazing to me how feminists sit in their homes and apartments in America, a place where they have more rights and freedoms -- and comforts -- than anywhere else in the world, and bleat about how great it is in the non-Western world.







You had me at the first "raising awareness" I guess if you are not a research scientist specializing in the disease in question, or willing to join the peace corps and actually go to a foreign country and do something, you can make yourself feel like a participant in the solution (usually to a non problem)this way, but the whole hand wringing thing has been really overdone. I cringe every time I see anything pink thanks to the breast cancer "awareness" thing. Isabel
Isabel1130 at December 25, 2010 10:28 AM
I'm guessing we won't be seeing a wave of mail order brides from Tajikistan in the next few years.
Conan the Grammarian at December 25, 2010 12:34 PM
Frida Kahlo could get away with having a unibrow. Very, very few other women can. For myself, I'd have to say, "Pass me that Tweezerman, please!" :-)
DorianTB at December 25, 2010 12:38 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2010/12/cant-you-just-g.html#comment-1808695">comment from DorianTBDorian, I just love a realist. (I'm one of them.)
P.S. I have blonde eyebrows, so I could grow the equivalent of The Black Forest across my forehead, and you wouldn't see it.
Amy Alkon
at December 25, 2010 12:59 PM
My awareness has not been raised enough to know if there is a difference between a monobrow and a unibrow. Are the terms truly interchangeable? This very important information was somehow lacking in the article.
LauraGr at December 25, 2010 1:26 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2010/12/cant-you-just-g.html#comment-1808706">comment from LauraGrSo happy to be able to clear this up, LauraGr...monobrow, unibrow...same thing!
Amy Alkon
at December 25, 2010 1:44 PM
Can we convince them to wear a burka for a month? please??
I R A Aggie at December 25, 2010 2:11 PM
Maybe Adelman could be inspired by an article about the Summerians of 5,000 years ago. They wore fashions that exposed the breasts. Breast covering is a much more strict imposition by our culture than eybrow fashion (smile).
Tajikistan is a tough place. Maybe lots of testosterone is valuable there for survival, in both men and women.
If Adelman really wanted to break a stereotype while improving the fitness of women for a modern world, she could promote "Women For Algebra". That would oppose our cultural standards big time. And, if it repelled men, at least it would provide for better job prospects as a single, accomplished woman.
Andrew_M_Garland at December 25, 2010 2:20 PM
If you want to see a GREAT documentary about vanity and it's consequences on a culture, check out Chris Rock's film "Good Hair". I just saw it- the two hours flew by.
Eric at December 25, 2010 2:53 PM
I see the Yoplait Lids campaign about breast cancer. It used to be -- send in the lid(s) and we'll donate $0.10 each to the Susan G. Komen for the Cure campaign. I knew a lady that was doing that.
She was buying the yogurt at $0.99 each. I pointed out to her that if she they bought the store brand yogurt at $0.69 each and saved up the extra $0.30 each and sent that -- she would be contributing three times as much. She was sort of like "you're right".
I saw the pink lids disappear from her desk and she later sort of made a comment of "I sent the foundation a $40 check."
The scary part -- she was in our accounting department.
Jim P. at December 25, 2010 2:53 PM
Unibrow? I don't have to like it. You can't make me.
Cousin Dave at December 25, 2010 3:27 PM
Seems like it would just draw more attention to the stupid wench growing the uni.
Why can't these things ever be more fun for men? Like, "Blowjob for awareness of prostate problems" or something like that.
At least then it would be related somehow.
Robert at December 25, 2010 5:59 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2010/12/cant-you-just-g.html#comment-1808813">comment from RobertDoing anything just to please a man would be treasonous.
Amy Alkon
at December 25, 2010 6:06 PM
I'm guessing that they haven't considered how this portrays women who always have unibrows.
I used to date a girl who had a unibrow. She was very cute and it worked, though it wasn't a heavy unibrow like Bert's. She probably wouldn't appreciate being used as an example of what we should try to be open minded about.
cultural standards that create a less-than-healthy body image for women and girls.
There's some truth to this. But I think that you have to address the influence of other women, maybe more so than men. Men may filter based on appearance, but other women, and women's culture, do more to enforce body standards.
Jack at December 25, 2010 6:08 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2010/12/cant-you-just-g.html#comment-1808816">comment from JackBeauty standards vary in slight ways but are largely the same, and it is neither due to women and "women's culture" or the media, but as Donald Symons writes in "The Evolution of Sexuality," "Beauty is in the adaptations of the beholder." What we consider beautiful are indicators that a woman is a heathy candidate to pass on a man's genes. In no culture are older women preferred to younger ones, for example.
Amy Alkon
at December 25, 2010 6:14 PM
Why Decembrow? Because professional feminists can't let men have anything of their own.
God forbid that we have anything that they can't co-opt or copy! Isn't it enough that the NFL put pink on all the uniforms to raise awareness of breast cancer?
Is anyone unaware of breast cancer at this point? If anything, we're too aware. Killers like heart disease, stroke, and cigarettes are now over-shadowed by the fear of cancerous tits!
Tyler at December 25, 2010 6:38 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2010/12/cant-you-just-g.html#comment-1808841">comment from TylerKillers like heart disease, stroke, and cigarettes are now over-shadowed by the fear of cancerous tits!
You have a way with words, Tyler!
Amy Alkon
at December 25, 2010 7:26 PM
Feminists don't have a sense of humor. We know this.
Can we give these women credit for at least trying to have a sense of humor?
Can't we at least be grateful that, on some conscious level, these particular people are conceding a delicate truth?
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at December 25, 2010 11:45 PM
BTW, does it matter that I had a handlebar mustache for years -- regardless of the Movember movement?
Jim P. at December 26, 2010 12:10 AM
It's always amazing to me how feminists . . . bleat about how great it is in the non-Western world.
I really haven't noticed them doing much of this. What they do is complain how terrible things are for women here, while completely ignoring how much worse they are everywhere else.
Rex Little at December 26, 2010 12:18 AM
This is not a fashion every women can participate in... how many women are actually capable of growing a unibrow?
NicoleK at December 26, 2010 4:53 AM
"This is not a fashion every women can participate in... how many women are actually capable of growing a unibrow?"
if you can't grow one do you have to "pencil it in" in a show of solidarity?
Isabel1130 at December 26, 2010 7:17 AM
Yes, what of those of us who are naturally dual-browed? I FEEL DISCRIMINATED AGAINST! :D
Melissa G at December 26, 2010 7:42 AM
>>If you want to see a GREAT documentary about vanity and it's consequences on a culture, check out Chris Rock's film "Good Hair". I just saw it- the two hours flew by.
Same reaction here, Eric.
It's a brilliant piece of work and incredibly entertaining.
Jody Tresidder at December 26, 2010 1:03 PM
The whole point of raising awareness is that you need to do something so out of the ordinary that it draws attention. If I see a woman with a faint unibrow (because really, what percent of the population is actually capable of growing a full unibrow?), I wouldn't think "gee, she must be trying to raise attention for the feminist movement"; I'd think that she hadn't been to the salon yet this month. And I'm not really sure what message exactly this is supposed to sent. Feminists are hairy and unattractive? Not the greatest recruitment tactic.
Shannon at December 26, 2010 6:06 PM
Hmm, just picturing the headline now: "Man beaten to death asking woman if her unibrow was for awareness."
If it weren't for that probable outcome, I'd suggest going up to these feminists and congradulating them on their unibrow.
Joe at December 26, 2010 6:21 PM
So do the lasses at feministing generally have the ability to just "grow a unibrow" or what? Because I certainly don't, and I thank God for that.
Thag Jones at December 27, 2010 6:18 PM
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