How To Not Turn Into A Pillar Of Salt On TV
Friends of mine who write sometimes garner opportunities to be on TV. If you are not on TV for a living, the prospect can be terrifying. Here's advice I gave a friend nervous about an upcoming appearance -- advice that took me years to implement.
Very important: Don't think about yourself or how you'll do. Focus on how you know your stuff and how you're going to have fun on TV. If I focus on me, I'm dead.Also, bring a walkman and do a little dance to music that jazzes you beforehand (where no one will see you). It will get you in the right mode, which is "I'm me, and I know stuff, and I'm going to have fun saying it." (I got this idea from some study I read -- can't remember which.)
We can talk on the phone about this if you need help on this -- I spent a lot of time working through this, and no one was more terrified than I was on TV. I wore a leather jacket to "ward off the rays" of people's judging eyes the first time we (Advice Ladies) were on TV.
Oh, also...once, I was appearing on Dennis Miller's old TV show with Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew is one of the smoothest people I've been on with, and I always feel like he comes off with more authority than I do.
As we were sitting offstage waiting for them to be ready for us, I noticed him digging his nails a little and was overjoyed. "Even he's nervous!"
At that point, I went into my head and ran a little video: Dr. Drew was on all fours, crawling across the studio floor, wearing only a pair of tighty-whities, and I was riding him and urging him on with a little crop.
I think it helped me be less nervous. Also, it was a hilarious picture, and it's always good to laugh.







I doubt I will ever forget the conception in my head of you riding Drew with a whip. The tighty-whities is the cherry on top. Thanks for sharing this dominating vision. Love it!
Abersouth at October 1, 2011 8:42 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2011/10/how-to-not-turn.html#comment-2524695">comment from AbersouthAbersouth, we aim to please.
P.S. He loved it.
Amy Alkon
at October 1, 2011 9:07 AM
Cannot connect to this at all - never had an ounce of stage fright, ever. I never understand those surveys that say public speaking is the number 1 thing people fear.
The biggest effort for me when I did pro-Israel PR work was to learn to ignore the camera. Also we had to learn to say what we wanted, and not what the - often antagonist - journalist wanted.
Ben David at October 1, 2011 12:11 PM
> I was riding him and urging him on with a little crop.
Thank you for that view into the private recesses of your mind.
I'm going to go scrub now.
;-)
TJIC at October 1, 2011 1:59 PM
I can't help hearing his name as "Dr. Droop Inski."
BlogDog at October 1, 2011 4:40 PM
I used to host a talk show series for Lakewood Community Television, and one thing I found helped a lot was to make sure there were no monitors whatsoever that I or the guests could see while we were shooting. The temptation to always turn and look at yourself is just too great... or at least, it was in my case. There'll be loads of time to watch yourself (and maybe cringe) after the fact.
It also helps to bring along to the studio someone you *really* trust. Someone who you know will tell you (rather than just giggle behind your back) if you've got something icky, bulbous and green falling out of your nose a few minutes before going live, or that can help you cake on the concealer if the lights are so bright, you look like you forgot to shave your mustache-- and you're female.
qdpsteve at October 1, 2011 6:20 PM
I was on television once, but it wasn't in a studio. I was standing outside of the jail I worked in, explaining to the local news how it was we let one of the inmates run out of an open door and into the wild.
Ah, good times.
Steve Daniels at October 2, 2011 9:24 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2011/10/how-to-not-turn.html#comment-2527955">comment from Steve DanielsIt's when you are building a body of work and your appearance reflects that that it's particularly unnerving.
Amy Alkon
at October 2, 2011 9:26 AM
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