A Day In The Life Of Dumb Valentine's Day Press Releases, #2
Just when I thought it couldn't get any lower, PR bottomfeeding really plumbs the bottom at Valentine's Day.
Just in, this emailed press release: "For Valentine's Day - Catch Him or Her In The Act!" (promoing surveillance services...awww, how sweet!)
Avoid this sort of issue entirely with this terrific book about living while awake by Nathaniel Branden, The Art of Living Consciously: The Power of Awareness to Transform Everyday Life
For Christmas - Finally Catch a peak of Santa (maybe kissing Mommy).
For Halloween - Get video proof of those idiot hooligan kids TPing your house.
For Easter - Record Mr. Bunny and know where all the eggs are before hand.
For Arbour Day - Rather then cutting the tree block your view consider buying another extension.
For Fourth of July - Celebrate Freedom from Tyranny by spying on your family and friends.
For Mother's Day - Mom can now record and store precious memories, even if the children do not too.
For Father's Day - Protect your family with surveillance system as nobody expects you to protect them yourself.
Jon Paulson at February 2, 2012 6:10 AM
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