When Funbags Become Airbags
From Fox5Vegas, DeAnn Smith posts "Woman with enormous breast implants says they saved her life":
Her enormous boobs have become Sheyla Hershey's calling card.But she said her breast implants saved her life when her car crashed after she left a Super Bowl party.
Her car crashed? Must have been the GPS and autopilot.
MarkD at February 16, 2012 6:11 AM
Haha, MarkD, I was thinking the same thing! Her car crashed? Naughty car!
Angie at February 16, 2012 7:24 AM
She's lucky they didn't burst.
ahw at February 16, 2012 7:35 AM
That still had to hurt like hell, though.
On the other hand: Are we supposed to imagine a sound effect to go with the impact, like in Don Martin's old cartoons in Mad magazine? (Warning: Some cartoons not suitable for today's politically correct sensibilities)
Bwawawawawaaaaang!
Old RPM Daddy at February 16, 2012 8:34 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/02/when-funbags-be.html#comment-2982681">comment from Old RPM Daddyimagine a sound effect to go with the impact, like in Don Martin's old cartoons in Mad magazine?
I LOVED THOSE! They influenced my writing.
In fact, I have to find a place to put a Thwaaaaaaaap!
Amy Alkon
at February 16, 2012 9:29 AM
The near-sighted voodoo priest! Gawd I remember that one as a kid!!! Imagine a kid bringing THAT to school these days.
Eric at February 16, 2012 1:50 PM
I remember the "Don Martin Surprise Face" was kind of an inside joke between one of my best friends and me in high school. We'd look at each other with the wide eyes, puckered lips, and random fingers pointed up in the air, and laugh. When my youngest daughter was really small, I could get her to do the face, but she'd think Daddy had flipped his lid if I did it now.
Old RPM Daddy at February 16, 2012 2:04 PM
One's cup running over probably happens more often than one realizes. In my 2006 article Muslims can`t handle the Truth, I reported that an Israeli woman's breast implants saved her life when she was wounded in a Hizbollah rocket attack.
bernie from Planck's at February 16, 2012 3:14 PM
"Her car crashed? Must have been the GPS and autopilot."
She can't reach the steering wheel.
Cousin Dave at February 16, 2012 6:09 PM
Well, that's a relief. Do regular big boobs work too?
NicoleK at February 17, 2012 3:22 AM
I knew that chesticles were offensive weapons. I had not considered their defensive utility!
Radwaste at February 17, 2012 6:50 AM
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