Useful aphorism, joyous dare.

Enraging factoid, heartbreaking lament.

Entertainment suggestion, conceptual reframing.

Funny, Sad

Awwwww: Youngest Scripps National Spelling Bee contestant.

AAArrgghh!!

We have a deadbeat relative who for the last few years has been fraudulantly using my home address as her own. She's a druggie, hasn't held a job in a decade, and is an overall uncaring burden to society.

She has great healthcare though!

Last week I received another collections bill from a Washington State hospital, which makes four emergency visits in the last 5 years. This one was for $3,712.00, not a penny of which will they ever see.

Meantime, my health insurance premium went up 29% this year! With a $7,000 deductible. As Mr Taggart said: "I am depressed".

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82369027/

Sympathy Eric, reminds me of this.

OK, anyone ever notice when you go to see an exhibit that has a neanderthal diorama, the neanderthals are pretty much always swarthy? Even though there's plenty of evidence that many neanderthals were gingers?

I find it racist, there is this idea that swarthy=unevolved, so they make the primitive people dark haired (cro magnons, however, are often blond).

Yes, I'm talking to you German Paleontologist Research Center. Also, neanderthals aren't dinosaurs and don't belong in a "World of Dinosaurs" exhibit.

People drive to work in dinosaurs.

T-rex just called to say that neanderthals make tasty treats!

> People drive to work in dinosaurs.

How dare you. It's retrograde, hyper-permissive thinking like that that's ruining this country for hardworking, decent people.

Besides, the gingers (start at the bottom) were filthy because they never took baths, so they only looked swarthy.

Good God. I'm 47 and I look like Fred Flintstone.

The people of Dubai don't get to watch the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi Do.

No one could drive to work in a pirate. It's too dark in a pirate to see anything.

My other car is a brontosaurus.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/polar_bear

We have a deadbeat relative who for the last few years has been fraudulantly using my home address as her own. She's a druggie, hasn't held a job in a decade, and is an overall uncaring burden to society.

If she's fraudulently using your address, wouldn't that be a form of ID theft, and thus prosecutable?

Polar bears playing Eskimo hot potato? Really? That's racist.

I'd sharpie over the bar code and write 'return to sender, not at this address'
I'd also be prepared to have a lot of phone calls, you'll have to write cease and desist letters to stop.

Polar bears playing Eskimo hot potato? Really? That's racist.

I shrug in your general direction.