Anybody Can Sue Over Anything, And That Means Anything
We save a lot of money and disappointment by watching really good TV series like The Wire on DVD (we're on Season 3 now) instead of going to the movies. I think the last movie we saw in a theater was the excellent movie The Guard, on the recommendation of our flawless recommender of movies, Writers Bloc's Andrea Grossman.
If we're going to spend the bucks and have to drive and park, we have to have it on solid recommendation that the movie is really good -- or it has to be something with "Die Hard" in the title, starring Bruce Willis. (Embarrassing, but I just love these, and love Willis in those movies. I watch the movie -- Gregg watches me and laughs.)
Well, besides the expense of the movie, they charge for popcorn like it's laced with gold, and soda's up there in the same price realm. And now a Michigan man thinks that's cause for a lawsuit -- as opposed to staying home with a stack of DVDs. Rene Lynch writes that Joshua Thompson is filing a suit against the theaters for price gouging:
Thompson, an avid moviegoer from Livonia, Mich., used to bypass the high prices charged for theater popcorn, soda and candy by bringing in his own treats, said his attorney, Kerry Morgan. But Thompson arrived at his local theater outside Detroit recently to find a new sign telling customers they were no longer allowed to bring in their own goodies."He called me and said, 'Can they do that?' " Morgan told The Times. The attorney said his first reaction was, "Sure, they can do that, it's private property." But then he began doing a little legal research and came across the Michigan Consumer Protection Act, a statute designed to prevent price gouging.
And a lawsuit was born.
...Morgan said consumers were willing to pay a fair premium for movie theater goodies. But they don't enjoy being charged three or four times the price of a box of Goobers.
Eat beforehand. Or -- oh, the horror! -- spend 90 whole minutes without shoveling candy into your face.







How dare you like the "Die Hard" movies. How dare you.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at March 8, 2012 12:30 AM
"A Separation" receives my highest recommendation. It's a fantastic film, and it might give you a lot to write about.
As for the guy with the lawsuit, minimum wage teenagers working at multiplexes don't frisk you to see if you're carrying a box of Costco-purchased Milk Duds in your pocket.
Paul Karl Lukacs at March 8, 2012 2:24 AM
I sense a moonlighting opportunity for TSA agents.
It can always get worse, and usually does.
MarkD at March 8, 2012 5:50 AM
I haven't done a walk-in in years. The way it used to work is that premium places ($7 at the time) didn't have much problem with you sneaking in a beer or three. You just had to buy the popcorn and candy there.
The dollar savers would look for it specifically, and ask that you take the items back out.
Nowadays I just wait for it to come out on DVD, and watch it on my system.
Jim P. at March 8, 2012 5:54 AM
@Jim - same here.
I can go to a theater, wedge my fat ass into a seat, listen to an improperly calibrated sound system, deal with chattering imbeciles who forgot to turn off their phones and eat popcorn with nothing to wash it down with (I try to avoid soda).
Or I can sit in my leather chair with a beer and a proper sound system and watch the Blu-Ray on my plasma TV. And if I don't turn off my cell phone, I've got nobody to blame but myself.
And I don't have to sue anyone either.
brian at March 8, 2012 6:08 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/03/anybody-can-sue.html#comment-3046802">comment from Crid [CridComment at gmail]How dare you like the "Die Hard" movies. How dare you.
I suspend disbelief like nobody's business.
Amy Alkon
at March 8, 2012 6:40 AM
or it has to be something with "Die Hard" in the title
Welcome to the party, pal!
I R A Darth Aggie at March 8, 2012 7:28 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/03/anybody-can-sue.html#comment-3046928">comment from I R A Darth AggieI do have to say, the 18 wheeler careening on the wheels on one side in the last one was even too much for me to suspend disbelief for. 24, another junk food entertainment treat, also went way overboard in the last season. (And that's even more overboard than they already were. Gregg and I used to laugh at how somebody would bark "Send it to my PDA!" and the most complex blueprints, etc., would arrive in a flash, no ATT, etc., issues.)
PS Chloe the nerd was my favorite character.
I'm also a huge fan of "House."
Amy Alkon
at March 8, 2012 7:32 AM
I loved the first Die Hard, but mainly because of Alan Rickman. But that scene of Willis removing the glass from his foot still makes me cringe.
We hardly ever go to the theatah anymore. We talk about going, but just don't get around to it before the movie we wanted to see is gone. So we pick it up later, even if we didn't pay attention to the "you must see it on the big screen" advice.
So we're behind the times on movies, too. That's all right...as long as I have my old MST3K's to fall back on, I'm happy.
Pricklypear at March 8, 2012 7:34 AM
Using this suit's logic, we can also sue restaurants that have a "no outside food or beverage policy." I mean, why should I have to pay $120 for a bottle of White Star at your fancy restaurant when I can pick it up at Spec's for $40? Or why pay $3 for a Diet Coke when I can bring one from home?
Anyway, last movie I went to was the blue alien Dances With Wolves remake. Might take Baby A to see The Lorax this weekend... and we'd go all out with popcorn and junior mints and Sprite, but her first time at the theater is a special occasion. I just need to figure out why it's rated PG instead of G, before I make a decision. So let me know, if you've seen it.
ahw at March 8, 2012 7:46 AM
My 8 year old son and just saw The Artist. It was fantastic.
Eric at March 8, 2012 7:59 AM
I love the blockbuster movie season. Hell I even went to see the Ghost Rider sequel, and enjoyed it so I clearly have no taste. And honestly, short of carrying the food in a grocery bag or plainly visible in your hands, the theater doesn't really care.
I do compromise by seeing most movies a few weeks after they come out. It still costs the same to me, but the theater gets to keep a bigger slice of the ticket sales. Avengers, Batman, and GI Joe are the only movies I have to see on opening night this year. In those cases it's just fun seeing the film with a bunch of other people who have been nerding out about it for almost a solid year. (Maybe not GI Joe, but ...... ok, I admitted to having no taste. At least I've never dragged my husband to a Twilight movie)
Pricklypear, tell me you have checked out Rifftrax. The MST guys have an mp3 for just about any movie you could want to watch on DVD. They used to have a few live events a year too so you could go to the theater and get an awesome telecast show. But Fathom entertainment is being poopy and hasn't scheduled a new one since last summer.
Elle at March 8, 2012 8:10 AM
> I suspend disbelief like nobody's business.
We know.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at March 8, 2012 8:43 AM
GOD, that was a moment.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at March 8, 2012 8:43 AM
There is no excuse for wasting money seeing a movie anywhere but The Alamo, ever. If I can't see my "If you talk or Text we take your ass out" warning, I don't even want to go.
Popcorn prices are insane, but it's their right to charge it and your right to patronize or not. I chose not.
momof4 at March 8, 2012 9:11 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/03/anybody-can-sue.html#comment-3047270">comment from momof4"If you talk or Text we take your ass out" warning
I just finished the cellphones chapter of my next book. Is that a sign or something that comes on screen? And is the theater the Alamo movie theater? I might put that in the book. I like when people say things plainly -- especially the consequences.
Amy Alkon
at March 8, 2012 9:28 AM
Stupid: The lawsuit.
Stupider: The inability to sit still for 90 minutes without cramming junk food into your maw.
Stupidest: Not having the basic cunning to bring in your own treats without the 17-year-old at the door figuring it out.
Kevin at March 8, 2012 9:33 AM
It's the Alamo Draughthouse, Amy. Here's one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3eeC2lJZs
The "We'll take your ass out" warnings usually show talkers being blown up, etc. It's pretty funny.
ahw at March 8, 2012 9:45 AM
And here's an old one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gns5nuipweo
There are funnier ones, but I'm not finding them on youtube.
ahw at March 8, 2012 9:55 AM
Elle, I've seen bits and pieces of Rifftrax and I want more, but I haven't started getting them yet. It's been a rough couple of years, financially, and we haven't bought anything. Old computer, old TV, old DVD player, old me...good thing I'm practically a luddite anyway.
I'm barely aware of mp3. Sometimes I don't know if I drive to work in a car or a pirate.
Pricklypear at March 8, 2012 10:13 AM
Moar
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at March 8, 2012 10:15 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/03/anybody-can-sue.html#comment-3047581">comment from ahwIt's the Alamo Draughthouse, Amy.
Thanks, ahw -- will probably make it into my book as a fun footnote.
Amy Alkon
at March 8, 2012 10:37 AM
Elle, can we be Internet friends?? ^_~. You just described my movie season for the year! We've seen every Marvel movie in the theater (except Punisher War Zone [inlaws were sick] and Ghost Rider 2 [no babysitter]). Even though I hate Nic Cage with a burning passion, the urge to go and commiserate with other geeks is overwhelming.
For those movies, I do like to go on opening weekend, as Elle said, to absorb the geekiness. I love going to a superhero movie and seeing a cameo on the screen and hearing everyone go "OOOOH!". It's the thing I miss the most of my pre-baby life; going to the movies. That said, we stopped buying snacks for the most part. We usually would split a soda and that was all.
cornerdemon at March 8, 2012 10:49 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/03/anybody-can-sue.html#comment-3048253">comment from Amy AlkonWow - momof4 and ahw - you rock. Totally awesome video. The bit on cellphones in movie theaters needed something, and was that ever IT. I love these guys. Wish they'd open up a Santa Monica or Marina Del Rey outlet!
Amy Alkon
at March 8, 2012 11:34 AM
The movie theater around here has had a "no outside food/drink" rule for as long as I can remember. The thing is, I always ignore it. I always at least bring a bottle of water in my purse, because I'll most likely be thirsty. Sometimes I have a small snack too - usually something healthy that they don't serve anyway, like almonds. I figure the worse that can happen if I get caught is I'll have to throw it away. So...is this terrible of me? I don't feel that this is ripping off the theater in any way. Keep in mind that no matter what, under absolutely no circumstances, would I buy their snacks. Not even if they slashed the prices, because all of it is junk I shouldn't eat.
KarenW at March 8, 2012 12:06 PM
The bigger problem -- and I sometimes see five movies a week -- is that some of the theater-sold treats come in shrinkwrap that makes a ton of noise when people rustle it.
Paul Karl Lukacs at March 8, 2012 12:12 PM
The movie theater around here has had a "no outside food/drink" rule for as long as I can remember. The thing is, I always ignore it. I always at least bring a bottle of water in my purse, because I'll most likely be thirsty.
I do the same thng, of course the bottle I take is a 3qt cylindrical thing Arrowead makes that freeze half filled and then top off. far too large to hide, and no one (working there) says a word. Its all about attitude.
lujlp at March 8, 2012 1:52 PM
DH and my dream is to open an Alamo franchise. Maybe someday...
Alamo MEANS it, too. They kick people out frequently. I would love to see Hunger Games there, but can't get a sitter for that and SxSW, so.....
momof4 at March 8, 2012 6:22 PM
Hint to Michigan guy: It is possible to make popcorn at home.
Cousin Dave at March 8, 2012 7:35 PM
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