My favorite commercial yogurt has become too lumpy and dry since they changed plants. I'm constantly emailing them and talking on the phone to them about quality control...they just don't get it! grrrr

Number 3 made me laugh!

But you know, you just can't find decent New York-style pizza in the NoVA! I hate that!

My teenager gets pretty pissed when we have leftovers...

First World Dog Problems.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/agh/10-best-first-world-dog-problems-meme

I really hate the parking garage at the Whole Foods downtown.

Not mine. I found it on NBC New York:

"Park Slope Parents Irritated by Ice Cream Carts at Playground"

Parents in Brooklyn are talking about trying to ban ice cream carts from a playground, frustrated by having to deal with cranky children when they deny them the cold treats. ... "The kids are so small, you can't control them," said Rainer Brueckheimer, a father. "I can say no to them at 7 years old, but not at 4. I sympathize with the moms."

It seems the difficulty in saying 'no' to a toddler is definitely one of modern America's most vexing First World Problems.

Handicapped people parking in OUR parking spaces...

10 minute wait for the best bed at the tanning salon & I'm parked in a 30 minute loading zone. HURRY IT UP

Crunch needs to add more free Zumba classes. I was so pissed the other day. I went there 25 minutes before the class started and they'd already handed out all 40 free passes. I had to spend my entire exercise time on the cardio and weight machines.

I eat so many calories that I'm considering surgery to modify my digestive system not to absorb them efficiently.

Bloggers, and their commenters, who are wrong - wrong - wrong.

"My Duvet is too short to do "The Tuck" --EdoggyDawg"

Seriously, that can ruin my whole week.

The trash bags that never fit the trash can. The worst ones are for the bathroom trash cans - they never, ever fit - really sucks - ruins my whole day.

I have to use Windows XP at work.

Cherry Garcia is too expensive.

Cracklin' Oat Bran is now $4.09 at Target.

My favorite columnist and blogger wrote "'plumb' jobs" instead of "'plum' jobs", and "poop shoot" instead of "poop chute".

My Porsche won't pull redline in high gear.

I have to pay part of my health insurance.

Non-union teachers pay less to the teacher's union than I do.

My teleprompter guy has bad breath.

I can't drive my antique Porsche in the winter because of road salt.

I ran out of books I'm willing to trade in at the local used bookstore.

The potential rain here in TX is screwing with my Uverse.

The elevator in my apartment building moves too slow. XD

"Park Slope Parents Irritated by Ice Cream Carts at Playground"

Parents in Brooklyn are talking about trying to ban ice cream carts from a playground, frustrated by having to deal with cranky children when they deny them the cold treats. ... "The kids are so small, you can't control them," said Rainer Brueckheimer, a father. "I can say no to them at 7 years old, but not at 4. I sympathize with the moms."
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That doesn't even make sense. Parents don't even let BABIES handle fragile, valuable items, no matter how much they scream for them, and I HOPE they don't let them have ice cream - or other junk food - every day! So WHY can't they say no to a four-year-old? Oh, because they cry for an hour or two and it's unbearable? So do babies! What's the point here?

And the same item popped up on Bratfree:

http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,197291

Quote:

Kidlesskim: "Never mind the obvious thing they should do which is simply to say NO, but what about the livelihood of the ice cream truck vendors? A ban on a vendor who paid for a license and is operating a legitimate and legal business just because of a few whining brats, lazy parents, and their lactose intolerant sisters is absurd. How do these people even go out into public with their brood if they just can't muster the strength to tell them NO to anything? I am amazed anyone would even give them the time of day on something like this and the comments obviously made mostly by parents seems to support my view on the subject. Idiots."

And Zzelda wrote: "Imagine if a CF (childfree person) complained about these vendors due to noise or street congestion? I can feel the pitch forks jabbing my ass now!"

(Assuming, of course, that the mothers DIDN'T want the trucks to leave.)
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I ran out of books I'm willing to trade in at the local used bookstore.

Posted by: cornerdemon at April 3, 2012 4:07 PM
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Ha, I can definitely identify with that one!

Bratty kids driving around in newer cars than mine! While texting, yet!

I can't hear the movie on TV when the maid is vacuuming.

Only two of my four vehicles have working air conditioning.

My local ABC affiliate doesn't caption Castle, or anything else as far as I can tell.

I got rug burn wrestling Christie Brinkley.

I can't get the dessert I want ever since Frank closed Lutece.

I have to choose between getting an AR-15 or a 42 in TV. That sucks.

First World Problems rap sonf:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2p5svFJ9cQ

FWIW, I have a king size bed and a king size duvet and it doesn't quite go all the way across the bed from side to side when more than one person sleeps in the bed. It is terribly annoying since two of us sleep in the bed every night!~

"I got rug burn wrestling Christie Brinkley."

Laughed so hard I cried.

LauraGr - and if it won't tuck you might as well use it for fish wrap.

Is it a first world problem if I don't even know what a duvet is?

Going back to school and launching a new career is sooo stressful! I've actually been guilty of saying that. Thanks Amy, for helping me put things in perspective. :-)

OWS and all of the anti-G-whatever protests. For that matter, most protests. There's always something somebody isn't going to like. Pick up your trash when you leave, hopefully soon,

King-sized duvets are a LIE.

The internet is down and I can't make snarky comments on my favorite blog - Advice Goddess Blog!

My steak is too big to fit on my George Foreman Grill.

I don't know if this is valuable to people who do have a king-size bed and sleep two people in it, but I thought I'd pass it along:

http://www.thecompanystore.com/Oversized/comforters-oversized,default,sc.html

The oversized king size comforters are 110 by 98. Is that big enough?

My steak is too big to fit on my George Foreman Grill. - JP

LOL; But, that reminds of the complaint that the original George Foreman Grill looked too much like a toilet seat lid - To which someone in the third world might respond - "what's a toilet seat?"

And the ever-popular favorite:

"No matter how seldom I shop, there's always food rotting in the fridge!"

Ginger or Maryanne?
Monica or Rachel?

*****I can't hear the movie on TV when the maid is vacuuming.*****

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

The vegetables here are clean and large and nice-looking, but they seem to be bred in test-tubes. They do not have the same taste as the heirloom varieties I ate growing up in the 3rd world.

"The elevator in my apartment building moves too slow."

The elevator in my house is too slow.

Can't remember which of the 50-or-so hotties that live here is my current girlfriend. And she gets mad when I, umm, make a mistake.

Can't sue God for making me fat and ugly.

Shoulda ast me. I coulda told yah.

Apple is the most valuable company on Earth.

Here. Want a Zune?

This one is a very serious first world problem in my house.

When my husband, my son and myself are all online at our separate computers and someone hits youtube, it slows down the internet connection for everyone in the house! Horrible!