Two lions, Leo and Simba, were inseparable since birth. Never a day went by that they were not together. However, one day Leo could not find his brother. He searched everywhere without results. Then he heard a noise coming from some heavy brush and went to investigate. As he entered a small clearing, he say an amazing act. There was Simba holding a baboon down with his paws and licking the baboons ass! SIMBA, he shouted. What is the meaning of this disgusting act? Well, said Simba, sheepishly, I just ate an attorney and am trying to get the taste out of my mouth.

There is a reason for people who can't type to proofread.

Shall we stick with animals today?

Giraffe walks into a bar and says, "The highballs are on me!"

Joke of the week, peeps. Game over.

An animal theme . . .

Two vultures boarded a plane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess stops them and says "sorry sirs, only one carrion per passenger."

NJ- Jesus Fucking Christ.

That's the condition of our public servants in government today. They don't want to "serve" anyone... They just want to intrude, no matter what.

More on schools--

"[T]this is the sort of innovation and creativity that has, historically, made America great."

Why are there so many kangaroos in North Korea?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82427644/

Let's have sex in your car.

When your filthiest friends come to visit, stink the place up with cleansers.

The weirdest illustrated news piece you will read in Spring 2012.

Well Meeeee-yow.

I seen 'em, scuba diving off California. They're really like this. And yes, they ARE mocking you, Mr. Proud-Of-My-Compressed-Air.

Whups. these guys, I mean. They think you're clumsy and dim.