Religion and Science memes

A model was shagging her boyfriend when suddenly a bee flew into her vagina The model started screaming so the boyfriend called her doctor over.

The doctor came 5 minutes later he told the model to get into her four post bed and told her boyfriend to go and get some honey So the boyfriend gave the doctor some honey. The boyfriend waits outside.

After about 10 minutes the boyfriend looks in the to see the curtains closed and the models clothes on the floor. The man rushed in to see the doctor sticking his penis with honey on in the ladies vagina moving it around.

The doctor explains to the man how he was to trying to attract the bee out. The man closed the curtain and then heard the model saying ’You naughty boy’.

The man again opened the curtains to see the doctors hand pressing down on the ladies boobs and pushing his penis more deeper into the ladies vagina. The doctor than shouted ’I’m going to drown the damn thing!

German Chancellor Angela Merkel arrives at passport control in Greece:

"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

"German," she replies.

"Occupation?"

"No, just here for a few days."

So it's been 72 year since Hitler died, and he goes before the reincarnation board to see if he gets another chance at life on Earth.

God is the head of the panel, and asks Hitler "So if we give you another chance on Earth, what will you do with it?"

Hitler responds, "I'll kill every Jew on Earth and a kid's birthday party clown."

God immediately looks puzzled, and asks "why a kid's birthday party clown???"

Hitler stands up and says "See! Nobody cares about the Jews."

Kinda takes the fun out of cutting your son's picture out of the news paper to send to Grammaw.

Via Balko-

All of Life's a Circle....

Of course. Of course.

http://thechive.com/2012/05/23/daily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-100/dar-humps-44/