Really the last picture/statue explains it all. What the fuck is this art about?

The hot New Mexico burned some people into carbon statues just as they stood.

The Neighborhood Ladies Just Don't Get George and Martha

First Photo:

She: Where have you been? I been waitin' for hours! You been at that saloon again?

He: It's not like that, honey! I was driving back from the revival meeting, when all of the sudden, I saw this bright red light up in the sky! Next thing I knew, it was midnight!

Second Photo: Lazy bum! He ain't even tryin' to come up with good lies anymore!

Amy, is that hideous Frankenstein-in-blue statue still at the main entrance on Central? Just awful. I wanted to throw a chain around my axle and pull that thing down. Have you seen "Chevy on a Stick"?

Chevy On A Stick:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/alixking/445212372/

#1 And god said I should go forth and have sex with the teenagers. Interested?

#2 WTF!?!

"To the moon, Alice! To the moon!"

Ah. You are clearly what Julia Cameron calls a "blocked creative." Sure, you write and all, but I suspect what you really want to do is paint or sculpt or sing or dance. And you can't.

Again, for all your talk about bullying, for all your talk about etiquette, you seem to enjoy making fun of people and things a bit too much.

Is a "Blocked creative" a constipated artist? An artist full of shit?

I HATE pseudo psycho-babble...

"Additionally, Julia Cameron makes me hurl."

So, she gets you unblocked!

I'm terrible at witty captions, but the following imagery entered my mind.

Man/Student: John Donne's "The Flea"

Woman: Freshman girls these days! Everybody knows there are just two rules in college.
1. Get 'em while they're skinny.
2. No means yes; yes means anal.*

*Borrowed from another commenter here, but I can't remember who it was!

Teen with ponytail "Daddy! I hate you! You've ruined my entire life. YOU HEAR ME!?! MY.ENTIRE.LIFE!".

Father "Now, Dearest, all I did was pick you up from the mall......".

Teen with ponytail "In the MINIVAN! Why me? You could have used the Mustang, but NooOOOooo!".

Father to Mother, standing a short ways away "Helen? A little help here please?".

Mother "Sorry John, This one is all yours. *snicker*".

"I WILL be a behavioral and Ev Psyche Major, Daddy." "I Will."
"Let her follow her own path, Roger."

I can't decide if Kat or Smurfy win this one, but I'll bet one or both of you has teenage daughters!

I think someone doesn't understand what bullying means.

If I put something out there and call it art then I can't whine if people have opinions of it that are less than flattering. That's how it goes.

I want a pirate car.

Heh, it shows, does it? Yeah, I earned each and every one of these (hidden by Miss Clairol) grey hairs :P

"Yeah, I earned each and every one of these (hidden by Miss Clairol) grey hairs :P"

Me too, except for the Miss Clairol part. My gray hair problem is self-solving; it simply falls out!

Smurfy, I see what you did there.....LOL

I can just imagine what would happen when a student, nicely toasted late one Saturday night, runs into one of those statues. I predict screaming, pants-wetting terror (in the dark I bet they look like ghosts or zombies or something).

Or the student might just blow chow all over the fine works of art.

1st photo:

John, you bastard, when I ask how my butt looks in these shorts, how dare you motion to point out the vastness of creation?

2nd photo:

I think her butt looks pretty good, but why do we always ask this?