First a simple joke for the godless-

Q: How did the irreducibly complex chicken cross the road?

A: God did it.

OK, that might be in the category of geeky, but not a belly buster.

However, this short video I made about Davey and Goliath should produce laughs.

Schrödinger had a chicken? who knew? is it simultaneously on both sides of the road?

But I always feel a bit guilty eating General Tso's chicken. I mean, what if he shows up and demands I stop eating his chicken?

“An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.” -- Simon Cameron

“An honest politician is one who’s never been caught.” -- Joey Adams

“An honest politician is either a hypocrite — or he is doomed.” -- Taylor Caldwell

“An honest politician is regarded as a sort of marvel, like a calf with five legs, and the news that one has appeared is commonly received with derision.” -- H.L. Mencken

“In the good old days, an honest politician was one who lied only when he had to. But now lies are becoming the accepted language of government at the highest levels, the theory being that sooner or later the people of the country will become so confused and disillusioned that they will just mind their own business, and leave governing to well-placed liars.” -- Richard Reeves