Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Somehow, Aristotle never got to that one.
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Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side.
To get to the other side. Why did the tachyon cross the road?
Patrick at June 12, 2012 11:41 PM
"A child's treasury of batshit crazy."
See also.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at June 13, 2012 2:32 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was never on your side.
MonicaP at June 13, 2012 6:54 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to be a vector operator.
(OK, math background required for that one.)
Karl at June 13, 2012 9:49 AM
Nietzche:
The chicken did not cross the road; the road passed under the chicken.
Mike43 at June 13, 2012 1:43 PM
Einstonian Response:
The chicken did not cross the road; the road passed under the chicken.
Mike43 at June 13, 2012 1:45 PM
The important thing to know is not why this chicen crossed the road.
The important thing to know, is that there is no road.
SwissArmyD at June 13, 2012 3:42 PM
The chicken neither did nor didn't cross the road, until it was observed and its wave function collapsed. Unfortunately, at that time, it was in motion and we could not tell if it crossed the road or not, only how fast it was going.
Cousin Dave at June 14, 2012 12:26 PM
I would like to live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without having its motives questioned.
jefe at June 14, 2012 10:47 PM
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