Pugs are cuter.

Kim-Chi should be the name of the doll. Diets rich in cabbage = gas.

Awesome. When my girls were small, and I was trying to civilize the little barbarians, I told them that everytime they farted they had stepped on a tiny, invisible duck and they should say "Excuse me" to the duck. You know how silly invisible ducks are, always underfoot, but it's still the polite thing to do to excuse yourself.

When they got a bit older they also stepped on "Barking Spiders".

Ah, the gulible years, how I miss them.....

I would totally buy a farting doll, just to watch people's faces when my kids played with it outside, if my girls were still small. I'm sure the looks on their faces would be priceless!

WHen I was little there was a doll out that when you fed it - you would immediately have to change it's diapers right after. I forgot the name of the doll but it was pretty popular in the 80's.

I begged for this doll but never got it.

My Dad use to call it "Baby-Takes-A-Dump" and insisted that when we were older we would in no way look forward to diaper changing.

He may have been right.