Q: What comes in quarts?
A: Elephants.

Did you hear about the boy born without eyelids?

The used his foreskin to replace them. He's now a little cock-eyed.

You know Jim, youd be supprised how true the foundation of that joke is

Vote NO! on measure three!

http://votenoonquestion3.org/

“If medical marijuana is legalized in Massachusetts, thousands of patients will stop using opiate-based medications, like morphine and Oxycontin, which will hurt the shareholders of some of today’s largest pharmaceutical companies.
This could have potentially adverse effects on other industries, such as luxury car and yacht sales, as shareholders will have less disposable income to indulge on such luxuries.”

“Medical marijuana will hurt our sales, period. I mean, it’s going to be all legitimate and shit,” said one drug dealer, who asked to remain anonymous. “We don’t answer to nobody. That means we can sell to anybody. We don’t have to check ID’s, we don’t have to make sure someone has a prescription or anything. We just take their money and give them their drugs. They could be twelve, twenty or sixty years old. Doesn’t matter to me. But medical marijuana, that will change all that. I won’t be able to sell to kids any more. Shit, look at what’s happened in the medical marijuana states already. Teenage use of pot has dropped a ton.”

They used his foreskin to replace them.

[Insert ongoing circumcision debate here]

Had a kreppy weekend, so I went looking for things to make me laugh. My telephone ring tone is now this Brilliant little gem.

http://dl5.audiko.net/get/preview/524142/1415762/John-Cleese-Excuse-Me-Sir.mp3?k=8e69c8a9586a10d5ee46161865703a0b