Government's Always Broken
I had to mail something to Gary in Canada. He's doing great, and has a roof these days -- and is creating some incredible and wildly beautiful art that he sent me in a huge portfolio. He hopes to be back in the USA within the month.
Here's one of his old pieces: 
At the end of my writing day, I took a break and trotted off to my local post office, where there were two brand new pens on chains on the console where you wait in line. Both pens were inkless.
Luckily, I travel with a handbag you could fit a small child in, and maybe a dog, too, so I had my own pen, and was able to fill in the bit I'd forgotten on the customs form.
Then, I got to the counter. Again they were out of 10¢ stamps and postcard stamps -- both of which I'm running low on because they never have them when I'm there.
Some other guy needed...some kind of form. They were out of them.
Now, this is the Post Office, not the fresh fruit market. I expect them to stock very few items: Stamps. Stamps. Required mailing forms. Required mailing forms.
Fail!
All I can think of: Can't wait for Obamacare!







Anytime I argue with someone about the ridiculousness of ObamaCare, I always say, "They can't even get the post office right? THESE are the people you want in charge of your healthcare!?"
*sigh*
Sabrina at October 16, 2012 5:54 AM
Not to mention the absolute insanity that occurs whenever you ship something across a border. I've had my own experiences with that, and you never know what the hell any given customs organizatoin is going to do, or how much it's going to cost you. Some years ago I was getting for shipping a computer that had been sent to a sub-contractor in Toronto back to the States. U.S. Customs got hold of it and held it for three months. For "security reasons". Mind you, this was not an Intel hypercube or anything of the sort; it was an ordinary VME rack-mount chassis. We eventually had to pay an expeditor to get it out of wherever Customs was holding it hostage.
Cousin Dave at October 16, 2012 6:30 AM
Oops... sorry about the mangled English in that last post. That's what I get for typing one thing while thinking about something else.
Cousin Dave at October 16, 2012 6:31 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/10/governments-alw.html#comment-3383678">comment from Cousin DaveGary lost his wallet and it got sent to me. I gave them the number on the customs form I had to fill out -- hoping it gets there because he needs his DMV identification card to cross the border!
Amy Alkon
at October 16, 2012 6:37 AM
You may have noticed that all government agencies are run for the benefit of the government; not for the governed.
Bar Sinister at October 16, 2012 6:47 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/10/governments-alw.html#comment-3383693">comment from Bar SinisterWell-put, Bar.
Amy Alkon
at October 16, 2012 6:52 AM
"Maybe a dog ,too" you say?
http://carmichaelcollective.com/Big-Dog-Purse
That "Progress" image would look pretty cool done in stained glass.
BlogDog at October 16, 2012 7:05 AM
This reminds me of a rant I read a couple of years back. The author ordered stamps online to be home delivered by the USPS, thinking this would save him a trip to the Post Office.
Only, the letter carrier left a note in his mailbox that a package was waiting for him, to be pick up in person, at the Post Office - yup, it was the stamps that he ordered online.
Charles at October 16, 2012 7:39 AM
If Matisse were around today, his work would look like Gary Musselman's.
Regarding the Big Dog Purse -- Lucy the Doggie could have a whole apartment in that thing!
Old RPM Daddy at October 16, 2012 8:06 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/10/governments-alw.html#comment-3383776">comment from Old RPM DaddyThe problem with carrying Lucy in this particular purse is that, if she fell asleep, I could lose her in there for a day.
Amy Alkon
at October 16, 2012 8:13 AM
All I can think of now is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUgJjJHXj_I
Sabrina at October 16, 2012 10:42 AM
I work for the government.
Currently, I have a hole in my ceiling that is going on four months old. I have no paper towels. I have no alcohol cleaning wipes (necessary when you work with children). I have no spine labels for books - oh, wait. I forgot. We have one sheet, which we are rationing. I spent the last few weeks selecting furniture for my department, in a rush, mind you, only to be told this morning that the City has changed its mind and now is going to pick for us. From their own vendors. Great. Oh, and also? The Teen section we're buying furniture for? The books need to be moved NOW. As in, right now today. Except that we have no furniture for people to sit on in that area! ARGH!!
cornerdemon at October 16, 2012 10:57 AM
Government enterprises have no competition. They have no incentive to offer better service, lower prices, or to increase efficiency in any way.
The Postal Service has a monopoly on delivery of first class mail. Where they have competition, in package delivery and express mail, they've made great strides in becoming more efficient, more reliable, and cost effective.
And the USPS's response to competing technology? Tax it into submission!
Amtrak? The news today reported that Amtrak's snack bars alone lost $84.5 million last year and $833 million over the past ten years.
And Amtrak service? Try getting an express train from San Francisco (Oakland) to Los Angeles. Nope. You're going to have to stop in every podunk farm town between Stockton and Barstow. 6+ hours for what Southwest can do in 45 minutes.
The solution? Spend trillions on a train that will end up going just as slow and stopping at just as many stops, but will have a flashy paint job and a bond debt that will be paid off shortly after the sun implodes.
Folks, government-run healthcare will have the same problems and the same lack of willingness to embrace new technologies.
The government does not think outside the box. The government built the box and has a vested interest in keeping the box intact.
Conan the Grammarian at October 16, 2012 11:00 AM
Jim P. at October 16, 2012 12:52 PM
You will be fortunate if your local Obamacare medical resource center is like the Post Office. Think TSA, you foolish optimist.
Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at October 16, 2012 1:20 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/10/governments-alw.html#comment-3384050">comment from Storm Saxon's Gall BladderHah - probably right, Storm.
Amy Alkon
at October 16, 2012 1:32 PM
I just sent a letter from Idaho to Port Washington, Wisconsin. They charged me 45 cents, and watch, it'll take 3 or 4 days to get there. Bastards.
Eric at October 16, 2012 2:02 PM
Jump
CridComment@gmail.com at October 16, 2012 5:04 PM
Also, this was here.
I loves the computer maps.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at October 16, 2012 5:11 PM
It's official, the Postal Service is broke.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390443675404578060850778951388.html?mod=WSJ_hp_LEFTWhatsNewsCollection
Conan the Grammarian at October 16, 2012 5:33 PM
The solution? Spend trillions on a train that will end up going just as slow and stopping at just as many stops, but will have a flashy paint job and a bond debt that will be paid off shortly after the sun implodes.
Yes, but the silver lining is the sun will expand and flash fry the earth billions of years before that, so technically we'll never have to pay back ALL the money.
lujlp at October 17, 2012 11:32 AM
Aren't there private businesses that sell stamps any more? Why didn't you go to one of them?
NicoleK at October 18, 2012 2:17 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/10/governments-alw.html#comment-3386995">comment from NicoleKAren't there private businesses that sell stamps any more? Why didn't you go to one of them?
Um...did you not read the blog post? I had to mail something to Gary in Canada, which required going to the Post Office with a Customs Form filled out. While at the Post Office, I wanted to not only mail the package but buy some stamps.
Amy Alkon
at October 18, 2012 5:53 AM
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