Nobody's Mom
You know you're an un-mom when you see a photo of somebody's ultrasound posted on Facebook and you aren't sure at first whether it's a picture of a baby or a tornado.
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Somebody posted a 3D one on G+ the other day. It looked more like a photograph.
nonegiven at October 12, 2012 2:22 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/10/nobodys-mom.html#comment-3378876">comment from nonegivenIf I were producing a Candid Camera-type show, I'd prank some parents by giving them one of their kid giving them the double finger.
Amy Alkon
at October 12, 2012 2:54 PM
1 & 2.
PS- This morning I almost signed an email to a family member as "cars."
Crid [Cridcomment at Gmail] at October 12, 2012 3:54 PM
"... you aren't sure at first whether it's a picture of a baby or a tornado."
By the time they start to walk, there isn't much difference anyway.
Old RPM Daddy at October 12, 2012 5:03 PM
Bah-dum-Pum! Ordy! He's here all week! Tip your waitress! Try the veal!
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at October 12, 2012 6:26 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/10/nobodys-mom.html#comment-3379230">comment from Crid [Cridcomment at Gmail]This morning I almost signed an email to a family member as "cars."
I love that!
Amy Alkon
at October 12, 2012 10:49 PM
My sister told me how heavy her 12-year-old stepdaughter was, and I gasped. But that was because the kid outweighed me by 90 pounds.
MonicaP at October 13, 2012 1:40 PM
12-year-old weighing 90 lbs more than an adult = poor kid cursed with completely shitty parents.
MonicaP, if your sister is married to the father of this girl, I hope she can do something to help her.
Pirate Jo at October 14, 2012 7:31 AM
Trust me, it's not a mom thing. To this day, I still can't tell where the hands are in my son's ultrasound picture.
On the first one (the one that verifies it's a baby and not a kidney stone), he looked exactly like a peanut. Not even vaguely person-shaped.
cornerdemon at October 16, 2012 9:12 AM
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