So you're losing paying members, your staff is busted for kiddy-diddling, and nobody's paying 10% vigorish every week to buy their way out of hell?

Why, you find a hero in a terrible tragedy and try to paste her sacrifice to your favorite incorporeal being, of course!

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/12/20/16040904-cardinal-teacher-who-gave-her-life-is-like-jesus?lite

Anyway, I find it crass and vulgar.

Ok, ok, FINE, enough about the tragedy pimps.

Here's crass, vulgar, off-topic and it made me laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6grEZ-X4nc

And it has a bunny.

Waaahhahahahahaa! Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

That bunny? My hero!

^.^

Not really crass of vulgar, aside form the shamless self promotion, but I've updated my art submissions

http://lujlp1.deviantart.com/

@Lujlp: beautiful!

@anybody who knows: obviously the gun debates are running wild right now. Yesterday, a person from UK mentioned their laws, and mentioned that they keep a baseball bat handy, but if they used it in self-defense they would be in trouble with the law. I asked about it, but they never clarified. Is this true? Can you not defend yourself in UK without legal repercussion?

True story:

My friend is throwing me and my husband a baby shower, and we decided we wanted a baby pinata. As in, we want to create a pinata that looks like a baby and beat it until candy comes out. We decided not to because not everyone appreciates our dark sense of humor. One person who calls herself an atheist objected on the grounds that it was a form of "sympathetic magic." Others thought it was a sign that we don't want the baby.

We asked them whether beating a regular pinata meant we advocated abuse to donkeys.

So, an athiest claimed to believe in sympathetic magic?

Did you inform her she isnt really an athiest but rather a moron?

You could make a ready to burst pregnant woman pinata and beat her belly until candy and baby falls out!

Did you inform her she isnt really an athiest but rather a moron?

That sort of thing isn't conducive to keeping friends, true as it is. Another friend who overheard her say it couldn't help herself and yelled "Bullshit!"

vulgar:

(vŭl'gər) adj.

1. Crudely indecent.
2. Deficient in taste, delicacy, or refinement.
3. Marked by a lack of good breeding; boorish. See synonyms at common.
4. Offensively excessive in self-display or expenditure; ostentatious: the huge vulgar houses and cars of the newly rich.
5. Spoken by or expressed in language spoken by the common people; vernacular: the technical and vulgar names for an animal species.
6. Of or associated with the great masses of people; common.

crass:

(krăs) pronunciation adj., crass·er, crass·est.

So crude and unrefined as to be lacking in discrimination and sensibility.

So since there was no topic you are presenting us with a Christmas challenge.

The only thing I can think that fits those two requirements:

It would be Honey Boo Boo Sings A Song About Kim Kardashian

I couldn't get that shit closed fast enough.

"Not really crass of vulgar, aside form the shamless self promotion, but I've updated my art submissions"

Great work,Lujlp!