Something like this?

http://imgur.com/uNo5y

Exactly.

Here's the Nork Bird, coming soon to the Heavens near your own.

Well no, I won’t.

It’s unclear what the word “mentor” means in this context, beyond hero worship, reckless infidelity, and the purloining of classified material.

I'm pretty sure I already saw a film where she had four balls in her mouth

The most stunning comedy roast I have ever seen.

Gilbert Gottfried on Joan Rivers' vagina:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FukYIJhc_C8

Gilbert Gottfried on Joan Rivers' vagina:

I'd rather watch him on it than in it.

Listen... Guys... As Amy's longtime blog readers well recognize, I'm childishly resistant to retractions or confessions of error.

But that whole "North Korean Satellite" thing? D'worrya bowdit.

Who knows where it will land?

It'd be funny if it landed here! Har! Because, right? Welcome to the 21st Century, Mister Asian Superpower! Tee-Hee!

It's interesting that we had a spate of stories about China investing in the United States in the same week that the Norks launched this rocket.

It would be wrong to say that Beijing is running back to Daddy Washington for shelter from neighborhood meanies.

But it's a handsome irony. For all our interior pathos and incompetence, the United States is the world's bulwark for stability and progress. We have no contenders.

If only we had the opportunity and presence to project our decency into corners of the world where primitives rule....

Shucks.

Well I believe Barbie exists.