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Tear each page 90% loose; take a shit on it; wrap it tightly in a string of raw, knotted bacon strips (smoked); dip it in a few thick coats of protective candle wax; pack it in a watertight titanium case; send it to the bottom of the ocean in some randomized location, and let every believer on the surface of our globe know that it's out there, and it's been defiled.
Crid [CridComment at gmail]
at January 2, 2013 7:53 AM
Actually, I hate having to correct the pronunciation of my name (same as Melanie) every time somebody reads it off a list. And I hate having to slowly and carefully correct the spelling every time somebody needs to write it down. It's a time eater. And after 30-some-years, it's getting really fucking old.
And my middle name? Sunshine. Yeah. My parents fucking loved me.
Meloni
at January 2, 2013 3:06 PM
'Know what happens to people who live too long? They get Alzheimers.
It ain't pretty.
Besides, I'd love to see you get in a bitchfight with Jacob Sullum.
Crid [CridComment at gmail]
at January 2, 2013 3:13 PM
> My parents fucking loved me.
The older I get, the more grateful I become for a biblically mundane first name.
I wish every young mother in the ghetto understood the damage done by naming a daughter Loqwaysha instead of Christine.
I've worked (age 53) for three Asian women named Christine... All spotlessly proficient, ruthlessly demanding, and perfectly honest.
Crid [CridComment at gmail]
at January 2, 2013 3:20 PM
Crid, I just saw that story this morning and thought: "For fuck's sake, can't they give their kid a real name...get off the Nevaeh band wagon! That name was stupid the first time someone named their kid that.
Meloni, my cousin and his wife gave their daughters crazy middle names - Rainbow and Sunshine. Their first names aren't much better, but at least passable.
Crid [CridComment at gmail]
at January 2, 2013 3:57 PM
> my cousin and his wife gave their daughters crazy middle names - Rainbow and Sunshine.
Sunshine would've been my first name, but an aunt talked my mom out of it.
I've met several people over the years with hippie-esque names. A gal named Sunshine, another named Airren Sun (did you catch that?), etc.
It could have been worse. Talk-shows featuring people with names like "Harry Pitts" were popular back when I was a kid. Ridiculous taunts like "maloney baloney" cease when you reach adulthood, but if somebody asked me to page Mr. Harry Pitts, I'd have to wonder if it was a joke.
I actually go by Mel to most people, and try to skip the inevitable explanation that comes when people discover the spelling of my first name or the identity of my middle name.
A large number of cancer fatalities are actually starvation. If you have a little more weight on you, you have more resources to fuel the internal fighting.
Some of the starvations will be removal of care, but not nearly all.
momof4
at January 3, 2013 6:28 PM
I'm in Washington state and it was a vendor selling weed. It was entertaining because of the lingo but I wouldn't be able to reproduce it.
Feeb.
And look who's linking who.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at January 2, 2013 7:21 AM
Know what I like? Tits!
Nonetheless, photo #1 supplants any statistical argument about fatherlessness in America.
It's not that a loving man wouldn't let his daughter walk out of the house in that without a jacket....
A loving man wouldn't let his daughter walk out of the house in that without a high school diploma.
…And perhaps a Doctorate in criminal psychology. There's demons out there, little sister.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at January 2, 2013 7:33 AM
What to "do"?
Tear each page 90% loose; take a shit on it; wrap it tightly in a string of raw, knotted bacon strips (smoked); dip it in a few thick coats of protective candle wax; pack it in a watertight titanium case; send it to the bottom of the ocean in some randomized location, and let every believer on the surface of our globe know that it's out there, and it's been defiled.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at January 2, 2013 7:53 AM
Hi amy
http://reason.com/blog/2013/01/02/more-evidence-that-a-healthy-normal-weig
Crid [Cridcomment at gmail] at January 2, 2013 1:25 PM
A perfectly touching moment marred by a stupid baby name. (I know, I know. Not all will agree).
http://www.krem.com/news/185460292.html
Meloni at January 2, 2013 2:11 PM
Oh, for fuck's sake!
What else do you need need to know about the contemporary Left in the United States?
Modern Liberalism:
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at January 2, 2013 2:15 PM
> Not all will agree
Who could argue, Meloni-with-an-I?
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at January 2, 2013 2:23 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/01/the-crassy-knol.html#comment-3539290">comment from Crid [Cridcomment at gmail]http://reason.com/blog/2013/01/02/more-evidence-that-a-healthy-normal-weig
Flawed, and don't have time to get into why -- on the clock writing today -- but for starters, BMI is not an accurate way of judging health.
Amy Alkon
at January 2, 2013 2:46 PM
Actually, I hate having to correct the pronunciation of my name (same as Melanie) every time somebody reads it off a list. And I hate having to slowly and carefully correct the spelling every time somebody needs to write it down. It's a time eater. And after 30-some-years, it's getting really fucking old.
And my middle name? Sunshine. Yeah. My parents fucking loved me.
Meloni at January 2, 2013 3:06 PM
'Know what happens to people who live too long? They get Alzheimers.
It ain't pretty.
Besides, I'd love to see you get in a bitchfight with Jacob Sullum.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at January 2, 2013 3:13 PM
> My parents fucking loved me.
The older I get, the more grateful I become for a biblically mundane first name.
I wish every young mother in the ghetto understood the damage done by naming a daughter Loqwaysha instead of Christine.
I've worked (age 53) for three Asian women named Christine... All spotlessly proficient, ruthlessly demanding, and perfectly honest.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at January 2, 2013 3:20 PM
Crid, I just saw that story this morning and thought: "For fuck's sake, can't they give their kid a real name...get off the Nevaeh band wagon! That name was stupid the first time someone named their kid that.
Meloni, my cousin and his wife gave their daughters crazy middle names - Rainbow and Sunshine. Their first names aren't much better, but at least passable.
sara at January 2, 2013 3:31 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/01/the-crassy-knol.html#comment-3539355">comment from Crid [CridComment at gmail]Besides, I'd love to see you get in a bitchfight with Jacob Sullum.
He's one of the calmer and more "normal"-seeming people I've met. (We met at the reason comedy night during the drug policy conference downtown.)
Amy Alkon
at January 2, 2013 3:54 PM
I love my country, I love my country.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at January 2, 2013 3:57 PM
> my cousin and his wife gave their daughters crazy middle names - Rainbow and Sunshine.
Sunshine would've been my first name, but an aunt talked my mom out of it.
I've met several people over the years with hippie-esque names. A gal named Sunshine, another named Airren Sun (did you catch that?), etc.
It could have been worse. Talk-shows featuring people with names like "Harry Pitts" were popular back when I was a kid. Ridiculous taunts like "maloney baloney" cease when you reach adulthood, but if somebody asked me to page Mr. Harry Pitts, I'd have to wonder if it was a joke.
I actually go by Mel to most people, and try to skip the inevitable explanation that comes when people discover the spelling of my first name or the identity of my middle name.
Meloni at January 2, 2013 6:52 PM
Ewwwwww
http://www.etsy.com/listing/30640436/sexy-vampire-reusable-menstrual-goddess
Meloni at January 2, 2013 9:02 PM
Grass. http://spokane.craigslist.org/hab/3518148203.html
Meloni at January 2, 2013 9:42 PM
craigslist thing has been removed, what was it
lujlp at January 3, 2013 3:35 PM
A large number of cancer fatalities are actually starvation. If you have a little more weight on you, you have more resources to fuel the internal fighting.
Some of the starvations will be removal of care, but not nearly all.
momof4 at January 3, 2013 6:28 PM
I'm in Washington state and it was a vendor selling weed. It was entertaining because of the lingo but I wouldn't be able to reproduce it.
Meloni at January 4, 2013 9:06 PM
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