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@HideousTerrier
I'm not licking you because I love you. I am licking you to decide whether you taste good enough to feed upon after you die in bed.
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Crid [CridComment at gmail] at February 2, 2013 11:35 PM
Do you have any skills at all?
Jim P. at February 3, 2013 2:09 AM
By the way, I seem to recall an old BBC-type show on African wild dogs: Mom returns to the burrow after feeding -- pups lick face/throat -- Mom vomits up food for them. What you do if you don't have hands.
Richard Harper at February 3, 2013 6:55 AM
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https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/02/give-this-dog-a.html#comment-3591457">comment from Richard HarperMy mother means well, but her cooking sometimes tasted...well...on the bright side, we just had to sit down to dinner, not lick her face and throat to get it.
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at February 3, 2013 7:24 AM
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