Hello, Felon! Yes, You
Your romantic gestures are probably just as criminal as this vile scumbag's.
Yes, via @TedFrank, Erika Pesantes writes in the Sun Sentinel about a man arrested for the horrible crime of releasing helium balloons to delight his girlfriend:
Anthony Brasfield saw romance when he released a dozen heart-shaped balloons into the sky over Dania Beach with his sweetie. A Florida Highway Patrol trooper saw a felony.Brasfield, 40, and his girlfriend, Shaquina Baxter, were in the parking lot of the Motel 6 on Dania Beach Boulevard when he released the shiny red and silver mylar balloons and watched them float away Sunday morning.
Also watching the romantic gesture: an FHP trooper, who instead noted probable cause for an environmental crime.
Brasfield was charged with polluting to harm humans, animals, plants, etc. under the Florida Air and Water Pollution Control Act.








While I dont see the point in arresting him, I dont have a problem with him being fined.
People dont pay attention to much of anything beyond their little bubble - its destroyed the Phoenix valley, humidity has increased by a factor of thousands, we went from almost no smog and pollen to one of the worst in the country. All the fucking houses in my once rural are came with street lights so you cant see the sky at night anymore, lights run even though most of the houses stood empty and became a nesting ground for a massive explosion in the population of rats which drove off the eagle nesting in a tree not 20 yards from my front door - took forever to eradicate the fuckers too.
Given hes not dumping chemicals to improve his business' bottom line I doubt he'll get jail time, but I have no problem with a fine
lujlp at February 27, 2013 12:25 AM
So, once again: how do you write the law?
"This penalty shall not be imposed upon occasion of romance."
Be sure it doesn't discriminate against those who love non-traditionally!
Radwaste at February 27, 2013 3:06 AM
We need them to start arresting the children who "lose" their balloons as well.
DrCos at February 27, 2013 3:25 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/02/hello-felon-yes.html#comment-3626042">comment from DrCosThis, from the article, is the ridiculous part:
Amy Alkon
at February 27, 2013 5:04 AM
Indeed. I get that this is not legal - sorry, but all those balloons are going to land somewhere and be trash.
However, why is this a felony? This is the kind of thing he ought to pay a $20 fine for.
a_random_guy at February 27, 2013 5:32 AM
To be fair, those balloons kill lots of animals. I see it being illegal, I see a decent fine, but not a felony.
momof4 at February 27, 2013 5:36 AM
We need them to start arresting the children who "lose" their balloons as well.
This. Why is everyone getting their panties in a was about something that happens all the time?
...those balloons kill lots of animals.
Got stats? Because I really don't think that's a major cause of animal deaths such that it has to be fined and/or considered a felony. Little kids have been losing helium balloons by accident since they were invented. How many animal deaths could possibly be directly related? Not many, I'm thinking. Because how many animals travel to the heights those balloons do? And yeah, they gotta come down somewhere, and maybe an unsuspecting goose or bobcat or other creature will get a hold of it and choke on it maybe, but it's certainly not in epidemic proportions. Let's not lose our heads over this, m'kay?
Flynne at February 27, 2013 6:05 AM
This. Why is everyone getting their panties in a was about something that happens all the time?
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We used to litter in really bad ways for centuries (such as emptying chamber pots out the window, etc.) and then laws were written to try to stop it. For good reason. At least we now understand the reasons for paying big bucks for modern PLUMBING, at least. I.e., just because "we've always done things this way" is not an excuse for refusing to THINK - and change.
And any parent with half a brain can say to a little kid: "I will buy you the balloon, but ONLY if you let me tie it to your wrist." If the kid cries and refuses, tough. The parent needs to teach the kid that life is full of disappointments, so get used to it!
lenona at February 27, 2013 7:49 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/02/hello-felon-yes.html#comment-3626203">comment from lenonaAgain, okay on rules and fines. But, a felony because you unthinkingly released some balloons?
Amy Alkon
at February 27, 2013 7:53 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/02/hello-felon-yes.html#comment-3626206">comment from Amy AlkonYou're all guilty. We're all guilty: Three Felonies a Day: How the Feds Target the Innocent.
Amy Alkon
at February 27, 2013 7:54 AM
Yeah, I get that leona. What I don't get is why a felony?
And even balloons that get tied to wrists have been known to get away, depending on how the knot is tied.
Point is, not all that many animals are killed by balloons.
Flynne at February 27, 2013 8:33 AM
I wonder why they made the law single tier, and not gradual... too hard?
there is quite a difference between dumping a bale og garbage into the bay, and losing a balloon... why use a sword to prosecute, rather than a stern talking to...
oh, but then they'd have to think about all the consequences in making a law, and that's just crazy talk, right?
SwissArmyD at February 27, 2013 9:14 AM
Mylar balloons can wreck havoc for utilities if they come down in power lines or substations, and they can be deadly if the florist tied a conductive ribbon to the balloon as well. But think where we would be if Ben Franklin had never flown a kite with a key because it violated some regulatory rule.
smurfy at February 27, 2013 10:22 AM
Smurfy,
Please tell me what drugs you are taking and where I can get them?
I will grant you the mylar and electric substations. But are you saying that adults and children aren't smart enough to get under cover during an electrical storm?
Jim P. at February 27, 2013 8:41 PM
But are you saying that adults and children aren't smart enough to get under cover during an electrical storm?
Why? your odds of being struck by lighting are worse than winning the lottery
lujlp at February 28, 2013 12:18 AM
I don't think Smurfy is talking about lightning. I think he means if the balloon gets tangled in power lines and someone grabs the ribbon they could be electrocuted. I also think that sounds like a ridiculously rare event. Could be wrong of course, in which case he's being even sillier. Three feet of thin conductive material isn't going to make you much more susceptible to lightning than being six feet tall.
I can't really see one balloon causing much of an issue at a substation either. Maybe, just maybe, it will trip a circuit breaker. There shouldn't be any damage and it will be fixed in 15 minutes. Hundreds of them might mean a major outage. Even then I'm dubious. Ever seen birds sitting on powerlines? There's no circuit between them and the ground, so no current flow.
Ltw at February 28, 2013 2:30 AM
Oops, a dozen balloons. Still can't see much damage.
Ltw at February 28, 2013 2:31 AM
Interesting stuff here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Balloon_Law
I stand by what I said. For instance, this
"According to Pacific Gas & Electric, there are approximately 100 – 150 power outages each year due to metallic balloons. These power outages affect thousands of customers state-wide and are costly to repair.[2] A study in 2007 indicated that Pacific Gas & Electric, Southern California Edison, and Burbank Water and Power experienced hundreds of balloon-related power outages that cost businesses $120 million annually."
Ooh, hundreds of outages and thousands of customers - in total. Over a year. In a state with how many 10s of millions of people? Major shortage of deaths. That's a minor nuisance, not a public safety hazard.
Ltw at February 28, 2013 2:39 AM
I'm also guessing that "costly to repair" means "we have to wake up the on-call line workers and pay them triple time plus a call out fee to replace the safety cutouts". Not that's there's any actual damage. And $120 million is chump change in California these days isn't it?
Ltw at February 28, 2013 2:43 AM
Never seen an arc flash incident, have you?
Radwaste at February 28, 2013 5:07 AM
I've seen the results of someone tossing length of chain over a 22kV line. Not pretty. Which is a little more serious than a piece of metallised plastic that's going to vapourise before it carries any serious current.
Ltw at February 28, 2013 12:09 PM
Never seen an arc flash incident, have you?
Almost as beautiful as a magniesium fueled fire
lujlp at February 28, 2013 3:01 PM
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