Hey all you people who were fighting about Gore Vidal last month: I'd forgotten this particularly good slam.

Apocalypse! Aiiiiiiii!

(Pussies.)

The Obama administration knew it was one of my favorite movies, filmed in the year, and near the place, of my birth... So they updated it with contemporary elements.

Totes Faboo.

Pussies taking the day off.

#4's the only good one. But damn....

Again, #4, but also #5, #6, #12, #14 & #17.

Probably the best filibuster of your lifetime... Watch it live, 12:39pm pst.

The Internet.

The North-by-northwest drone picture made me chuckle out loud.

PS- Rand Paul and Rubio are pretty eloquent, which seems unusual for our elected officials these days.

Y'know for the first minute+twenty, this is as good as Immigrant Song.

Unfortunately, it runs for 10½ minutes.

Immigrant Song had its problems, but at least it was over in 2½ minutes, promptly sending your attention back to the 1971 school-party business of losing your virginity.

This is the sophisticated idiocy that's made Miah one of the most respected smartasses on the internet.

https://twitter.com/Galrahn/status/309482963521916928

heart Mr Paul. heart him.

Also hate Android software.

In view of recent discussion, and despite my problems with Roiphe, this is a good piece for Amy's visitors to read.

Again.... read this piece.

I think this has something to do with why women hated Palin so ferociously, too.

I'm a straight guy, y'know? Good relationships with women at home and in my career my whole life. So when Sarah showed up in August 2008, I was all, like, "Fuckable loving mom with unremarkable education who built a strong family and made a better-than-fair living through independent hard work with her manly & loving husband and stood up to powerful corporate and business interests as a Governor."

Whereas a lot of the liberal women in my life, young and old, took have a glance and screamed BITCH!

I have never consumed a Lena Dunham product.*

This makes me better than other people.

Not really, but it's kinda fun to know you're going to ignore something that other people care too much about. I skipped Friends and enjoyed like ten years of weeknights that were lost to normal folks.







*OK, I saw one two minute clip... But it was for work! It was a white woman complaining about how difficult romance can be. It did not encourage further review of her work without being paid for my time.