Egyptian Muslim Cleric: Christianity Started Out As Penis Worship
Oh yeah, and according to him, Christian women raise dogs and cats as a substitute for husbands:
Is this like those old "Draw Binky" ads? (See Jesus' penis!)?

Egyptian Muslim Cleric: Christianity Started Out As Penis Worship
Oh yeah, and according to him, Christian women raise dogs and cats as a substitute for husbands:
Is this like those old "Draw Binky" ads? (See Jesus' penis!)?





Obviously an authoritative source.
MarkD at March 5, 2013 5:42 AM
Did you read that Saudi Arabia is crucifying a guy today??? Actual state run crucifiction for three days and then they chop his head off.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/mar/05/saudi-seven-crucifixion-armed-robbery
Eric at March 5, 2013 6:40 AM
Anyone notice the TV in the background was showing Christian images?
This guy is a nut job that has read too much Dan Brown.
Jim P. at March 5, 2013 6:43 AM
I'd like to laugh my ass off at him, but it's not all that funny when you think about it. You know some Iranian fucktard (or a bunch of them) is gonna take this guy seriously....
wtf at March 5, 2013 7:08 AM
I thought our dogs and cats were substitutes for children.
nonegiven at March 5, 2013 7:25 AM
I don't know that it's a Christian thing, but lots of spinster American women clearly raise animals as substitutes for people (children or husbands).
MikeInRealLife at March 5, 2013 8:17 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/03/egyptian-muslim.html#comment-3632779">comment from MikeInRealLifeI find dogs are far cheaper and make far smaller messes than children. Also, they don't hate you for six to 26 years (or forever) after you've given up a good deal of your life for them and spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on their food, clothing and rehab.
Amy Alkon
at March 5, 2013 8:33 AM
I wonder if the guy would have apoplexy to see all the sexy arab girl banner ads that surround this on your page, Amy...
it amuses me greatly...
OTOH, the guy knows his audience, and this is to maintain them...
SwissArmyD at March 5, 2013 8:58 AM
Can't watch it right now, but in the early 1980s, I read in a sex manual for teens that church steeples just MIGHT be a modification of early phallus worship, just as the Christmas tree was a modification of the Vikings' tree worship(?).
lenona at March 5, 2013 10:59 AM
I don't even want to know what this guy sees when he looks at a goat...
Nolo Contendere at March 5, 2013 12:04 PM
Or sheep.
Muslim countries: Where men are men and sheep run scared.
Jim P. at March 5, 2013 3:21 PM
Regarding my previous post, here's one source (search on "phallus" or "phallic")
http://www.hebroots.org/hebrootsarchive/9711/971118_h.html
And, from the 1978 Eleanor Hamilton book I mentioned:
"I am told that the earliest churches were built in the shape of a phallus (penis) and that, try as they would, the Jewish and later the Christian architects could not persuade the more primitive peoples to give up their penis-shaped places of worship; so the architects compromised by putting pointed steeples on top of the penis-shaped towers, and this is the origin of steeples. This story may or may not be true, but perhaps it may serve to get you thinking about the penis as...."
(I can't find the whole quotation.)
lenona at March 5, 2013 5:45 PM
Probably because the quote applies to literature and not church doctrine.
Jim P. at March 5, 2013 8:22 PM
Probably because the quote applies to literature and not church doctrine.
Posted by: Jim P. at March 5, 2013 8:22 PM
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No, it's because Google Books can be stingy when it comes to finding complete sentences, even when you're just trying to search for two keywords at a time.
And besides, what church official would want THAT news to get out?
Which is not to say that the same officials are shy about virginity fetishism to a most unhealthy degree. As Christopher Hitchens pointed out in his book, there are MANY pre-Christian stories of virgins giving birth, the idea being that sex is somehow sinful for a woman even when she's married. (Though I don't know where he got the idea that Maia was a virgin when she had Zeus' son Hermes.)
lenona at March 6, 2013 3:42 PM
Islamic douche...probably buttfucking a rubber Allah figurine right now
notme at March 8, 2013 7:16 PM
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