Fascist Workplace Phonics
Via Jim P.
For a funny and fascinating grammar podcast (by David Yontz, who makes me look like less of an ass every week by copyediting my column), check out Stop!... Grammar Time.
What I love about Dave (beyond my gratitude to him for catching all my mess-ups) is that he isn't a grammar fundamentalist. He gets that I sometimes will use the wrong words or, to borrow from Elmore Leonard's 10 Rules of Writing, "When proper usage gets in the way, it may have to go."








"When proper usage gets in the way, it may have to go."
Irregardless of what writers might do, it's best for newbies to obey the rules.
(See also: http://www.macmillandictionaryblog.com/is-there-a-case-for-publically-part-1)
jerry at April 25, 2013 11:47 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/04/fascist-workpla.html#comment-3690166">comment from jerryPS You can just say "regardless"!
Amy Alkon
at April 26, 2013 5:29 AM
Cancellation or cancelation? It's whatever the boss says it is. I had to pin the 'correct' spelling to my bulletin board so I wouldn't forget how to misspell it. Or is it mispell it? If people mispronounce a word long enough, it becomes the norm after a while. And don't axe me any questions.
just me at April 26, 2013 6:22 AM
I'm with Jerry. One thing that our current society does not suffer from is excessively rigid grammar or usage. I'm amazed these days at how many people seem to be unaware of the concept of homophones, that is, words that are pronounced the same but spelled differently. The theory seems to be that if the spell check doesn't flag it, then it's optional. Most of the writing I do is tech writing, where words have precise meanings, so sloppy usage jumps out at me.
One that I'm noticing a lot lately: intermixing than and then. Fairly simple rule is that you use "then" in two situations: (1) to indicate a relationship in time ("First I'll get a screwdriver, and then I'll tighten the door hinge"), and (2) to introduce the main clause in an if-then construct ("If it rains, then I'm wearing this jacket").
Cousin Dave at April 26, 2013 6:35 AM
OH MY GOSH! The guys from "Peep Show" Hilarious!!! (That's one of my fav's...in case you couldn't tell. Highly recommended!
the other Beth at April 26, 2013 6:46 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/04/fascist-workpla.html#comment-3690207">comment from Cousin DaveSeriously, listen to David Yontz' podcast. The guy has X-ray vision for grammar and inconsistencies. I just asked my editor if he could copyedit my book.
(You'll never say "Me, too!" again -- as in "Me go, too!")
Amy Alkon
at April 26, 2013 7:11 AM
There you go again with your fascist blog phonics!
(I had hoped you would realize I knew that...)
Regardless, I always enjoy Mitchell & Webb.
jerry at April 26, 2013 7:14 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/04/fascist-workpla.html#comment-3690230">comment from jerryHah - glad you knew that, Jerry!
Amy Alkon
at April 26, 2013 7:47 AM
I'm very strict with proper grammar regarding writing, but more lax with spoken vernacular.
So is "haitch" not the British pronunciation of "H"?
I've heard Aussies say "haitch" so I guess it varies.
lsomber at April 26, 2013 10:38 AM
The implication today is that no one must learn anything properly - that improvisation will always suffice.
No.
You will collide with reality the instant you try colloquial usage with logical or physical sciences - that is, the very things bringing you the life of such leisure that you might think you get to slack off.
Radwaste at April 26, 2013 1:55 PM
But it still gives a whole new meaning to Hooked on Phonics.
Jim P. at April 26, 2013 7:04 PM
No one else sees the irony in a BBC program using a gun (silenced no less) and in such a casual manner for a few laughs?
Oh, and the "Haitch" thing is something Indians all do and for some reason is a big pet peeve of mine. At least I don't hear "Zed" from any Canadians I guess. :)
Miguelitosd at April 27, 2013 3:25 PM
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