I remember going on a field trip to the University of Minnesota's St Paul Campus, the "farm campus," where the animal husbandry and agriculture stuff is taught. This is probably 40 years ago as I was just a wee lad. Anyway, they had a cow with a window built into its digestive tract so that they could observe certain parts of the process. I remember the thing looking like a ship's porthole.

As I grew older I became convinced that I had imagined this, but no:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannulated_cow

ACCCCKKK!! The stupid!! OMG, that is so gross.

I thought the person was a boy but the commenters say otherwise....either way put this person on a motorcycle so we can all see the bugs she'll collect on her grill.

Christ on sale. I keep thinking I've seen the dumbest idea for things we can do to ourselves, but they keep raising the bar.

Unless, of course, the picture is a fake as one commenter suggested. In that case, brilliant!

Would you like cream cheese and lox with your forehead, madam?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/bagel-head-saline-injections-new-body-art-fad-article-1.1168711

Not clicking the link. Not.

Oh, bagel-head is so last year. I'm thinking maybe the next thing should be something useful. Like making pockets out of various fatty parts of the body. Or loose arm skin. Some place to stash keys, change, reading glasses and such.

Condoms, maybe? Or maybe mints. Or both. I suppose condom-mints already exist. If they don't, they probably should.

I think it's time for my pills.

Hipsters gotta be hip.

I remember going on a field trip to the University of Minnesota's St Paul Campus, the "farm campus,"

Grey Ghost, are you from there? I grew up not far from that campus.

I keep thinking that the best strategy for these
idiotic trends is to ignore them, but what are the chances of that happening?

And I'm betting these idiots are asking "why can't I get a job?"

Old time gut window. Its already been done , time to move on.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Beaumont

"Like making pockets out of various fatty parts of the body. Or loose arm skin. Some place to stash keys, change, reading glasses and such."

Q: Why aren't cowboys circumcised?

A: So they'll have someplace to put their Skoal when they brush their teeth.

Wouldn't this result in spit and food falling out?

She'll probably apply for work as a receptionist or something, then sue because no one will hire her.

"Q: Why aren't cowboys circumcised?"

Glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read that!

Q: Why are cowboys' hats turned up on the sides?

A: So they can fit three across in the pickup!

Wouldn't this result in spit and food falling out?
It's a glass "window", not a "hole".

Wouldn't this result in spit and food falling out?

It's a glass "window", not a "hole".

Oh, somehow I missed the glass part. Well, less gross than a hole but still gross.