Hey Amy, Did you see this?

http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2013/02/17/the-3-best-advice-column-questions/

Why?

An old man is sitting on a bench in central park when a teenager with a rainbow hair-dyed mohawk spiked up like a punk rocker and a nose ring sits down next to him. The man begins to stare at him for a long time in shock. Then the teenager says, "What you looking at old man?"

The man replies "Nothing, nothing."

Again the man begins to stare at him for a long time and the teen says, "What's your problem, old man, you never did anything crazy when you were a kid?"

The old man replies, "Yeah, the thing is when I was a teen I got real, real drunk and fucked a parrot, and I am trying to figure out if you are my son."

Que uno de las ratas de gimnasio jugo este caniche?

Because, damn.