Oh, grody to the max!

If this were one of those Mexican Barbie dolls, you wouldn't be making jokes.
Raycess!!! Raycess!!

Well at least she's wearing her bra.

Well, she is a redhead...

Let me guess. Amy after a hard night out on the town?

Red hair? Check.
Formal gown? Check.

Case closed.

Amy,
That doll looks like you. Although the doll's hair is a little more wild than yours, and you'd fill out the top better.

Is that a scuba mask?

Is she a street walker waiting for pirates?

Call me a sentimental fool, but for some reason, discarded toys always make me a little bit sad...

Good thing she's white. Imagine the Progressive hell to pay if she wasn't.

I also thought it looked like me -- and I've posed in that same alley for photos before -- in a green dress, no bra showing!

Oh, and I call that "Book Head," and it's probably how my hair looks right now, as I woke up at 4:30 am in terror to work on my book early this morning. (On the bright side, I've been stuck on a section for a while and had breakthroughs yesterday and this morning...phew!)

And Old RPM, this house is so great because they collect all the discarded toys and a lot of discarded other things and stage these little scenes with them.