I'm not going to click on the photo link. I'm not.

I'm not.

Mostly since I'm still at work.

Gives new meaning to "kick a foot up someone's ass," doesn't it?

I would ABSOLUTELY buy these if I was still young and going out a lot. Awesome.

Maybe I'm just a narrow minded old fart, but to me this screams "soulless desperation". I just can't imagine how this would be pleasureable for either party. Or am I missing the point, and these are for attention, and not foot worship \ dildo fucking?

Would anyone want this inserted into their orifices after a night walking around town? Would you stick a condomn on it first? I'm so confused.

PS Amy- cool website, weirdnews.

If Slipknot had backup singers, those are the shoes they'd wear.

That is funny as hell!

(no matter who ya are!)

Eric,

Westwood designs this kinda stuff all the time. You could use it for fucking but it's more of a fashion statement. People have them because they are Westwood shoes. The dildo aspect is secondary and only for shock/design value.

I love her stuff, she's old as fuck now too. Her stuff is inspired by BDSM & she's partly responsible for punk being accepted into fashion.

By the way reading medical stories people have stuck toolboxes (with tools!) inside so...a pair of expensive dirty dildo shoes wouldn't surprise me.