Poo-Pourri: How To Make Your Big Skunky Turds Smell Like A Florist's Shop
I'm serious. I saw an ad for this stuff -- Poo-Pourri X-Large 8 oz bottle Original Scent bathroom toilet air freshner odor masking spray
As the girl said in the commercial, this product gets a higher rating on Amazon than the iPhone 5. (If you eat low-carb, it's probably not necessary, but for all you carbers, well, if you share a toilet with other humans, they'll probably be very grateful to you for buying this.)
Watch this -- it's truly hilarious:
Someone really should have advised this woman to use another nickname.
Patrick at September 18, 2013 1:52 AM
Speaking of making your big skunky turds April-fresh, here's the latest from the White House:
Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff has called off a state visit to Washington next month in a row over allegations of US espionage.
"The President agrees with this decision they made together to postpone the visit"
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at September 18, 2013 6:23 AM
Returning to the theme:
Be glad your nose is on your face,
not pasted on some other place,
for if it were where it is not,
you might dislike your nose a lot.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at September 18, 2013 6:51 AM
Whoever wrote that commercial is a genius!
Eric at September 18, 2013 8:05 AM
Low carb means your shit don't stink??? This just gets better and better?
mpetrie98 at September 18, 2013 10:26 AM
Low carb means your shit don't stink??? This just gets better and better?
mpetrie98 at September 18, 2013 10:27 AM
@mpetrie98: Could you repeat that, please?
mpetrie98 at September 18, 2013 10:27 AM
mpetrie: Low carb means your shit don't stink??? This just gets better and better?
I know from real life experience that just isn't true. My boss is a competitive natural bodybuilder and maintains a competitive bodyfat percentage year round. The guy lives on chicken breats, low carb vegetables, and protein supplements. He's a fanatic.
Then one day, I walked into the restroom and someone warned me not to go in there. Heedless, I walked in and was almost floored.
"What the hell happened in there?" I gasped.
"Dr. Brian," someone replied.
"'Dr. Brian ...' what?" I demanded. "Sacrificed a yak?"
I've entered bathrooms before where someone's activity left the place somewhat unusable for a time afterwards, but never anything like that.
Patrick at September 18, 2013 3:48 PM
Protein supplements should come with a warning:
"Caution: May create low-lying noxious fog clouds after digestion"
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at September 18, 2013 4:58 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/09/poo-pourri-how.html#comment-3924111">comment from Gog_Magog_Carpet_ReclaimersThe guy's "protein supplements" may have sugar and other carbs in them. "Fiber" and such.
Eating low-carb, you don't get gas.
Amy Alkon
at September 18, 2013 5:39 PM
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